#YIPPIEEEEEE

[ashofalltime]

DID SOMEONE ORDER THE HITACHIIN TWINS?????????????

i need everyone to go read the manga right now so i can start having academic discussions about these two.

[weirdplutoprince]

HAPPY SOLO LEVELING ANIME!!

[leondevilart]

quackerjack doodles

[wassupmygays]

VICTORS BACK AND HES PAULLLL

aramie dally, dan berry soda, victor paul, and cameron brill!!!

[likablemuffin]

Kendra always did hate the turtles. (Whumptober)

(From: Random ROTTMNT oneshots)

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Day 10: Blow to the head

So, Donnie had made the Purple Dragons mad.

....Again.

Oh well, the Purple Dragons are just three teenagers; it's not too hard to beat them!

Well, that would be what they would be saying if what happened hadn't happened.

Donnie had foiled one of the Purple Dragons plans again, and obviously, they were pretty pissed.

"CURSE YOU, VON RYAN!" Kendra yells as she uses her new jetpack to start flying away. "Von Ryan? Donnie, who the fuck is Von Ryan??" Leo straightens his posture as he asks this. "Language Leo." Raph sends a small glare Leo's way. "No, but like, genuinely, who is Von Ryan. Does anyone know."

Kendra groans angrily from above them. "YOUR BROTHER YOU IDIOTS!" Leo looks up at Kendra and gives her a confused expression. "Are they like one of our lost siblings, or..." "OH MY GOSH, WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!" "No, cause, like, I'm genuinely asking." Kendra grits her teeth and takes out what looks like a genuine gun. 

"Oh shoot-" Leo manages to slip out before Kendra starts trying to SHOOT HIM. "Kendra! Have you lost your mind?!" Donnie calls out to Kendra as he dodges her attacks as well. "I am so tired of you stupid turtles ruining all my plans! I'm going to get rid of you once and for all!" Raph somehow manages to block a bullet shot right at him with his weapons. "So you're going to kill us??" 

Jeremy is on a roof right across from the turtles and he yells up to Kendra. "YEAH- ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO JUST BE STEALING SOMETHING? NOT...MURDER??" Kendra groans from where she's flying and stops shooting at the turtles. "I DIDNT ASK YOU, JEREMY! SO SHUT UP!" Jeremy slumps in defeat.

"Oh, come on now, that's no way to treat one of your friends, is it?" Leo speaks up from his spot while he waits for more action to occur. "YOU LITTLE-" And just like that, Kendra starts shooting at the boys again. 

After a while, Kendra, of course, runs out of bullets. "OH FUCK THIS STUPID THING!!" Kendra tosses the gun to the ground and just straight up charges at the turtles. "Hey, HEY! JEEZ-" Leo yells as Kendra narrowly misses pushing him off the roof. "Do you seriously want to push us off? Thats not very your style, Kendra." "SHUT UP VON RYAN!" Leo knowingly nods his head from where he's standing. "Ohhhh, that's who Von Ryan is."

Kendra turns around to glare at Leo before using her jetpack to shove herself towards him. 

And she knocks into him.

And she pushes him.

Off of the roof.

"LEO!!" Every one of his brothers screams. The world almost seems to slow down as Leo's body makes contact with the wall of an alley and his head snaps back, hitting the side of it. His whole vision goes white, and he gasps. "KENDRA!" Jeremy screams after her. But Leo can barely even hear him. A ringing noise enters his ears as both he and Kendra fall down the side of the wall.

"LEO!!" Donnie screams as he watches his brother his twin  get pushed off the side of the building by that purple-haired bitch. 

Donnie instantly jumps off the side of the building and breaks into a roll at the bottom. His ankle almost gives out, but that's not what matters right now. Leo and Kendra are lying almost directly next to each other. Kendra is struggling to get up off the floor, while Leo just lies there breathing heavily. Donnie rushes over and grabs Kendra by the collar of her shirt. "You." Kendra looks at him with an actually scared look on her face, and Donnie can't help but smirk at it. "You are absolutely dead."

Donnie throws Kendra to the ground, but before he can take out his tech bo, Raph comes up to him. "Donnie, let's get Leo out of here. We can deal with Kendra later." Donnie looks over to Raph, almost about to ask him if he was serious, but the look on Raph's face already tells Donnie what he needs to know.

Donnie glances over to Leo and notices Leo's eyes starting to close. Donnie practically lunges forward and immediately starts gently tapping Leo's cheek. "No, no, don't fall asleep-" Leo dazedly looks up at Donnie and mumbles so quietly Donnie can barely hear, "Donn...ie..?" "Yes, yes, its me, you dumb dumb; please keep your eyes open for me, okay?" Leo's eyelids start to drop slightly, but he still smiles at Donnie and says, "W-We'll...do..."

Raph walks up to the both of them, and Mikey comes running up from the entrance to the alley. "Should I carry him?" Raph speaks up as he gently puts his shoulder on Donnie's shoulder. Donnie waves Raph's hand off. "No, I'll carry him." Mikey looks at him worriedly and crouches down in front of him. "Are you sure Dee?" Donnie glares at him, although he feels bad doing so almost immediately after. "Sorry- yes, I'm sure. Thank you for your concern, Michael."

Mikey nods at him and smiles. Raph and Mikey share a glance before they both start walking to the street where the turtle tank is parked. Donnie very carefully picks Leo up and starts following them. As Donnie starts walking towards the street, he feels a cold hand touch his arm, and when he looks down, he sees Leo staring at him. "I-It'll be...o...kay, Don..." Donnie takes a deep breath. "I know. You'll be fine."

And as they all walk into the turtle tank and Raph starts driving, Leo's eyes close because he's safe in Donnie's arms. He'll be fine. 

He knows.

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[meowz-on-you]

I HAVE AQUIRED THE BLAHAJ

[brawlstars-dragon-au]

A few little ship doodles from today 🥹 just wanted to have some gentle little dragon boops

[wulfhalls]

https://x.com/DDevilUpdates/status/1818260262404997386?t=K7nsG5bzT0RWVTbedfjb3g&s=19

we are in fact back

a comfortable (!!!!!!!!!!) amount of screentime. what a phrase. feels good feels organic feels dare I say it. comfortable even

[goldenguillotines]

Closer to The Marigold… Meet Tropae Aurian aka. The Capucine! Fleet soldier of… secret varieties but- no matter what mission. He seems to always leave Victorious!

[bugeyedfreaks]

the professor is ready to stream fortnite and drink cola

[damiandie]

What are you????

We're homosexuals

One of my older drawings bc Jervis is literally just the BTAS one lol. Jonathan is in my design tho

[albaricomics]

Francis and rating 100/10. (Also hi, first time finding your blog here!)

Francis is a solid 100 u're so right for that

And hiii, more ppl are finding my blog yayy

[ryoukio]

I DREW HIMMMMM

[likablemuffin]

*Points* JAZZ. Some1 else: Wh- Me: JAZZZZZ

(From: Random ROTTMNT chatfic, featuring my friend @quetzal-animations oc, Jazz! :D)

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usernames: 

Mikey: Glowyboi

Leo: Neon-Leon

Raph: PIZZAPIGEON

Donnie: Bootyyyshaker9000 (of course)

April: Kiwibirb

Jazz (MY BESTIE WESTIES OC): [user_name]

Also any spelling mistakes is intentional!

                                                                          [user_name] was added to the chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: Hello Jazz.

[user_name]: Hi Donnie.

                                                                         Neon-Leon has entered the chat

Neon-Leon: WH TGE FICK R U

Bootyyyshaker9000: First of all, language. Second, this is Jazz. Be nice to him.

Neon-Leon: u swar al tje tumr thr fuck

Bootyyyshaker9000: I do not.

                                                                         PIZZAPIGEON has entered the chat

PIZZAPIGEON: You swear like a sailor Dee.

                                                                         Kiwibird has entered the chat

Kiwibirb: fr

Bootyyyshaker9000: I in fact do not.

[user_name]: It's alright Donnie! I don't mind.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alright, if you say so.

                                                                          Glowyboi has entered the chat

Glowyboi: OMG!! WHO R U???? :000

Bootyyyshaker9000: This is Jazz.

Neon-Leon: y dis u pur hm in her

Bootyyyshaker9000: Because I wanted to.

PIZZAPIGEON: But this is supposed to only be a group chat for us

Bootyyyshaker9000: And who said that?

Kiwibirb: U did??

Bootyyyshaker9000: Incorrect.

Glowyboi: welk its vry nice to met u jazz!! :D

[user_name]: Thank you!

Neon-Leon: ur bein ilagall d

Bootyyyshaker9000: What the fuck do you mean by that?

PIZZAPIGEON: You need to stop swearing Dee.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nuh uh.

[user_name]: So you do swear. :0

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes, I suppose I do a bit.

Neon-Leon: *alot

Bootyyyshaker9000: No.

Glowyboi: i mean u kinda do :(

Kiwibirb: y are we all bullying d about him swearing lmao? we all swear

PIZZAPIGEON: I hardly ever do.

Neon-Leon: u stul do tho

Glowyboi: i thunk that leo and d swer the most

Neon-Leon: prod of thay

[user_name]: Wait, what did you say?

Bootyyyshaker9000: You can never understand what Nardo says, simply ignore him.

[user_name]: Oh.

Kiwibirb: i understand him

Glowyboi: me to! :D

Bootyyyshaker9000: You both spell really poorly as well.

Kiwibirb: exactly✨ BAD SPELLERS UNTIE!!

Neon-Leon: UNITEEEE

Glowyboi: YUSSSSSSSS

Bootyyyshaker9000: Remind me to never go in their general direction.

[user_name]: This is your daily reminder to not go in their general direction.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Thank you, Jazz.

PIZZAPIGEON: Please dont be mean Donnie :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Technically I wasn't being mean, I was simply asking for a reminder.

Glowyboi: but u siad it mean.... :((

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alright, I'm sorry Mikey and April.

Neon-Leon: me????

Bootyyyshaker9000: No, there was a reason I only said sorry to Mikey and April.

Neon-Leon: ur si maen...

Bootyyyshaker9000: And you're so horrible at spelling.

[user_name]: Damn, someone grab the popcorn.

PIZZAPIGEON: I dont think we have any popcorn-

Glowyboi: aw man :((

Bootyyyshaker9000: The fight appears to be over, anyway.

[user_name]: Aw :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Do you WANT me to continue fighting?

PIZZAPIGEON: No.

Bootyyyshaker9000: No offence, big brother, but I was talking to Jazz.

Glowyboi: gasp :0

[user_name]: Eh.

Neon-Leon: i dnt wanma figt :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Well, I think we weren't fighting again in the first place.

PIZZAPIGEON: Good.

Glowboi: im gonna go gt somthing to eat it was nic meeting u jazz!! :DD

[user_name]: Nice to meet you too!

Glowyboi: :D

                                                                  Glowyboi has left the chat

PIZZAPIGEON: I'll join him

                                                                  PIZZAPIGEON has left the chat

Kiwibirb: aw man were all leaving now 😔

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes, it appears so.

Kiwibirb: im not even supposed to be on anyways so ill go too lmao

[user_name]: Wait, why aren't you supposed to be on?

Kiwibirb: cause i'm at school lol

[user_name]: Oh. Well, have a good rest of your day I suppose!

Kiwibirb: bye Jazzzzzz :D

                                                                        Kiwibirb has left the chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: It appears to be just us now, Jazz.

[user_name]: Yep.

Neon-Leon: nuh uh

Bootyyyshaker9000: OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE-

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[recapitulation]

feels good as hell when you send someone a technical paper to review and the only corrections they have are grammatical

[losthoodie]

mama piastri gets to be here for oscar‘s win 🥹🥹🥹