#Glass Minions

[thetristoneera]

In a land of imagination, the House of Glass is a major political party that has successfully become prime ministers, presidents, sovereigns &/or rulers of the thirteen nations of Planet Aurlus.  Many decades ago they whole heartedly believed in the truth & haven't shyed away from it since they got the Crown.  They have scandals like any other people fighting for a throne but they haven't denied any of their scandals.  To secure that, they built a glass house in whichever capital they dwell in.  Whatever they do can be seen from any satellite view.  Yet, it's a mystery how each member gets away with tending to their crime syndicate.  Whenever any of the planet's become a threat to the balance of the universe, they pull out their Glass Chambers; which is a huge block of glass carefully structured to decimate anything in its path specifically for it to travel to the center of a planet & ruin it from the core.  Via, how Planets Opera & Joie were killed...  They are the biggest threats to any of the thrones since the dawn of their time.  In order for them to keep the throne; they have been integrating trusted family members of the original twenty four to take senate dignitary seats of the world leaders.  They come up with ridiculous plans on the yearly, to always find at least one member eligible to receive the Crown; when the announcement is made.

For a trip down memory lane...  As mentioned above, the original twenty four houses that made up this group; were all villain made originally.  Their mantra has since, reshaped humanity all over the universe.  They do not live by the House of Glass; as there are beyond millions of people who live out of glass houses.  To not be considered threats, because if you can be seen; you can't hide anything.  As a guise, their mantra has never been discovered; not even by the top psychics of any era.  It took them several centuries to strategically get house members in an entire planet's world leader cabinet.  Planet Aurlus has been secretly under their control for four millennia.  Disregarding anything prior & immediately after the wake of the Species Wars; the remaining families have stood the test of everything & anything.  To time & time again; control the doings of Planet Aurlus.  Even though the burial of houses that belonged to Fairy, Elven & Merpeople kind; they will continue the sentiment of a harmonius intellectual being society.

Sometimes, for kicks & what not; they will disrupt the peace for whatever they desire or keep the peace however they desire.  As world leaders, any of them can do exactly what they want when they want.  With that, know that not every generation is good, not every generation is neutral & not every generation is evil.  Present day, the remaining thirteen houses have a patriarch or a matriarch that's evil.Base of Operations: Planet Aurlus, the Cloudlands Being / Alliance: the Villain Guild / Occupation: Galactic Class Crime Syndicate / Their Order: To Establish Original Forms of Anarchy, Mayhem, Pandemonia, Terrorism & Erowology

[howlerbat]

imagine if Armand and Daniel did have a relationship in the past and when they inevitably went through one of those “why won’t you turn me?” fights Daniel said something about how Louis was gonna leave him anyway because their marriage is shit and Armand was like “alright then WHEN Louis leaves me like you say he will I’ll turn you!” and Daniel took that shit so so seriously

[haanahaki]

Thoughts were being thunk

[oldbutchdaniel]

something that drives me super crazy forever and always is the “do you want to hear my story?” / “yes. yes!” exchange. like, daniel is in every way a hostage of that situation. he’s going to say he thinks armand is interesting! he’s going to agree to anything armand presents to him because he’s hoping armand will show him just a little bit of mercy. i think armand must know this, even though he’s asking these questions out of desperation rather than some test. it’s not an uncommon thing to armand, the vampire who likes the hunt. likes to have humans as his mercy the way he has daniel. but i like to think that, while daniel agreed because he felt he had no other choice, he also agreed because it was the truth. armand can read minds and he thinks that’s awesome. daniel wants to hear his story because he thinks armand is interesting, and he wants to hear the stories of people he thinks are interesting. i like to think that armand took a peek inside daniel’s mind, expecting to see nothing more than fear and survival instinct. he sees those things, but more than that he sees truth. genuine curiosity. daniel, given the choice, would want to know him. that’s why, for a moment, he gives in — tells daniel his first memory. that’s why, to armand, he’s so fascinating.

[loo-nuh-tik]

[marsbotz]

whats ur fucking deal

[desertfangs]

Armand stealing and wearing Daniel's glasses 👓, that's it, that's the post.

[pianokantzart]

Okay, Team Mario fooling Mouser by just standing on pedestals and pretending to be statues should not have worked as well as it did.

Especially since Mario and Luigi decided to strike the most stupidly complicated and difficult to maintain pose possible?!

[xyomiiite]

Devil's Minion girlies RISE

[kpop-bbg]

[sixxxer]

just sobbed for 30 minutes straight👍

[sprinklina]

i know i should be using the system account instead of lina's main blog but consider that it's sssooooooooo much more fun

[diamondzart]

My classmate asked me why I suddenly started dressing in warm colors and wearing round tinted glasses

Me:

Y'know, I regret a bit that I wasn't recording this, bc I showed her a few screenshots without saying his name. She looked at them with the blank face for a few secs, then inhaled and yelled "WAIT IS THAT DR NEFARIO?!?!?!" and I yelled "YAAAASSSS" and she went "It's strange to admit but he's kinda hot..." and I went "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS" and that was that moment I knew that our simp club has +1

[methylphenidatedreams]

I had a dream where rumpelstiltskin had a child with, idk, Zelena, probably, that he didn’t know about. Anyways there was some big baddie rumple wanted to team up with but the big baddie did not want to team up with him so he turned mr gold into stone. He also kidnapped rumple’s baby for some unrelated dastardly plot. While the minions carried the baby to their master’s office, they passed a giant aquarium. At eye level as they passed, the girl looked over for help but only saw the stone face of rumple, as his body had been kept for decoration for the villain’s pet

[imawkwardlysoc]

yall who would win in a one v one fight? a minion or an oompa loompa?

i need it for research purposes

[marsbotz]

btw this is what i mean by the weirdddd kinda sus dru scene. the brooding. plus a funny subtitle typo