#big of heart dumb of ass

[pianokantzart]

Love how when Toad sneaks Mario into Princess Peach's castle, the instant he's through the door, the very first thing that man does is walk straight down the middle of the hallway hoping that if he acts casual enough he won't get caught.

As though he wasn't turning every head in The Mushroom Kingdom on his way here??? He doesn't even try to explain anything he just jumps straight to plan B, which is run around like a madman while alerting every guard in the entire castle to his presence.

Like, my GOD he's so dumb and impulsive. I love him to death.

[stuffeddrawer]

hey so um

his name is lance. hes not the brightest bulb on stage but he's got the heart

[mikittalabs]

got the new pokemon game and i’m going to withhold my complaints about the game on a technical level right now (there are many) because kofu looks like he gives really good hugs. like that man was built for a good hug i love him

[imcalledwicked]

The dangers of walking around topless with neep nerp piercings.

Poor Mammon... someone save himb

((Reference to a Tiktok. Context 👇🏻))

[kingofsalmonids]

BIG RUN TODAY. 1 HOUR.

BIG RUN BIG FUN!

[raviollies]

Excited for Baldurs Gate 3 release! Doodled the PC I'm planning on going through with…A LG Bard of Valor! Though not sure what to name her 🤔

[umbershift-art]

I like your funny words magic man

[tofuingho]

Imagine back in their college days, Vlad tries to break up Jack and Maddie, so Maddie will date him, but accidentally ends up seducing Jack (it wouldn't be very difficult).

Imagine Jack and Vlad cuddling in bed while Vlad has a mental break down.

He can't break up with Jack. Everyone knows he was behind Jack and Maddie's break up, so if he does break up with Jack, everyone will think he's an asshole.

Maybe it's before his accident, so he doesn't have his ghostly obsession with Maddie. Maybe it's after, and his obsession slowly shifts to Jack. Maybe his accident happens while he's dating Jack and, because they're dating, Jack visits him everyday and that's why Vlad falls in actual love with him.

Maybe, someday, they'll ask Maddie to be their surrogate. Here comes Jazz and Dan and Danny and Dani <surprise triplets. They picked out Daniel and Danielle to be cute because that's what people do to twins, but Dan was hiding behind the other two. Neither Vlad nor Jack is good at naming, so the birth certificates say Daniel, Danielle, and Danley. They got some bombastic side eye from the nurses.>

[violentdelightstheseviolentends]

This wasn't the easiest of situations, he was here but as far as he could tell he was alone. It wasn't as if he was worried for their safety, Sorsha always could look after everyone else around her, their children would be safe. That didn't mean that it didn't feel like there was a hold in his heart right now. Still, least this seemed like an adventure, for now. "If we're here, and other people are there... is there still a there, that was the there that we came from" he mused, "that... didn't make any sense did it?"

@ivycovestarters

[pianokantzart]

Okay, Team Mario fooling Mouser by just standing on pedestals and pretending to be statues should not have worked as well as it did.

Especially since Mario and Luigi decided to strike the most stupidly complicated and difficult to maintain pose possible?!

[whatgoeswhumpinthenight]

Okay a follow up on me being stupid.

Apparently "Kys" is not an acronym for an anime/fandom name like I thought, it means "Kill Yourself". I was here thinking it was a fandom like KNY (Demon Slayer), BNHA (My Hero Academia), JJK (Jujutsu Kaisen) But no I am just learning I need to scratch it from my "Fandoms to look into" list.

Man I can't wait to learn the depths of my stupidity in the new year :)

Some days I remember that I am an idiot because I love how pineapple tastes but until this year did I learn that 'no, you should not be getting stomach cramps and vomiting after eating it.' since I just thought everybody had that issue.

Like it tastes really damn good so I just thought it was some equivalent exchange stuff.

Or just me thinking its normal cause talking about issues lead to dismissal, like apparently having other personalities in your head is not the normal and I learned that last year, can't wait for next years discovery of 'no that is not normal'.

[cobaltfluff]

bullied by the sakura family

[istadris]

"WRRRRRRONG AGAIN, LIZARD BREATH 😡😤!!!"

5 seconds later :

"I forgot 🥺👉👈"

[suckinitup]

hiiii i think dakota cole should push ashe winters to recover Way Too Fast after the trickster shit and i think it should result in ashe collapsing. not even in the middle of a fight or anything just in a fucking food court. but dakota doesnt Realize and like. the next fucking day he tries to drag ashe out of bed again and only william's quick realization and faster words stop mark winters from Murdering The Shit out of dakota and it leads to this whole fucking deal where dakota's inspiration porn "if you push thru it you can do it !!!" mindset gets more deeply explored. he doesnt like. get over it. he's still too pushy and he will NOT wear his glasses and he fucking hates resting unless his own body forces him to do it. but it paves the road for later realizations and now he actually checks in with ashe (and then with will, and then with vyncent) if theyre actually feeling well enough to go eat a big evil spaghetti monster or not

[chronicowboy]

girlies (gn) when wulfert glenn

[asleepinawell]

my background story for my himbo lizard boy wol has always been fairly vague and mostly along the lines of: he grew up in thavnair, his family were fishers who made him learn to fish even though he preferred fighting things, he attempted to fish by just jumping in the water and wrestling fish, and then a giant fish kicked his ass so hard he left home on a journey to grow into a better fighter so he could come back and get revenge (he never did. he got thancred to beat up the fish for him and now it lives in an aquarium in his house)

but I was thinking of elpis and the wol being told to relate the whole story from the beginning to the elpis squad and like...this boy cannot stay focused on a long story like that, he doesn't have a single braincell, if you tell him to relate the story from the beginning he's gonna go way too far back and spend half an hour complaining about the fish that beat him up back home

and there's hythlodaeus in the corner quietly making notes about this fascinating fish. notes he will find in his pocket after he returns home and turn into a concept leading to the creation of the fish ancestor of the wol's nemesis. the circle of stupidity is complete

other things that probably happened in elpis:

1) the wol almost definitely made some vague comment to hermes that hermes then recalled later as he looked down at meteion and inspired his decision to destroy the world. the comment would have been something you'd expect to find on one of those awful motivational posters that has some trite phrase over a stock photo of the ocean

2) the wol asked venat "have you ever wondered what the ancients really are?" (he probably read a conspiracy theory on tumblr) but he had a brain slip (without the brain part) and said "have you ever sundered what the ancients really are?" and venat was like hmmm while taking notes

3) wol told emet he looked "out of shape" and "not at 110%" in the future and offered to teach him his exercise routine. this would have happened in the middle of him relating how emet was going to have everyone he knew die and then murder millions of people. hyth prevented another murder from taking place but also took notes on the exercise routine and later built a home gym based on them. azem used it regularly. emet threatened to divorce both of them. soon after, emet unmade azem's favorite barbell in a fit of pettiness leading to them squabbling, a fight which started out serious and then drifted into more mundane topics like should we summon zodiark. azem took his gym and left

4) grani bit the wol. this didn't have any far-reaching consequences but it made him sad and he wants you to know

the legend himself: