#big of heart dumb of ass

[pianokantzart]

Love how when Toad sneaks Mario into Princess Peach's castle, the instant he's through the door, the very first thing that man does is walk straight down the middle of the hallway hoping that if he acts casual enough he won't get caught.

As though he wasn't turning every head in The Mushroom Kingdom on his way here??? He doesn't even try to explain anything he just jumps straight to plan B, which is run around like a madman while alerting every guard in the entire castle to his presence.

Like, my GOD he's so dumb and impulsive. I love him to death.

[stuffeddrawer]

hey so um

his name is lance. hes not the brightest bulb on stage but he's got the heart

[mikittalabs]

got the new pokemon game and i’m going to withhold my complaints about the game on a technical level right now (there are many) because kofu looks like he gives really good hugs. like that man was built for a good hug i love him

[imcalledwicked]

The dangers of walking around topless with neep nerp piercings.

Poor Mammon... someone save himb

((Reference to a Tiktok. Context 👇🏻))

[starsetven]

[kingofsalmonids]

BIG RUN TODAY. 1 HOUR.

BIG RUN BIG FUN!

[raviollies]

Excited for Baldurs Gate 3 release! Doodled the PC I'm planning on going through with…A LG Bard of Valor! Though not sure what to name her 🤔

[umbershift-art]

I like your funny words magic man

[tofuingho]

Imagine back in their college days, Vlad tries to break up Jack and Maddie, so Maddie will date him, but accidentally ends up seducing Jack (it wouldn't be very difficult).

Imagine Jack and Vlad cuddling in bed while Vlad has a mental break down.

He can't break up with Jack. Everyone knows he was behind Jack and Maddie's break up, so if he does break up with Jack, everyone will think he's an asshole.

Maybe it's before his accident, so he doesn't have his ghostly obsession with Maddie. Maybe it's after, and his obsession slowly shifts to Jack. Maybe his accident happens while he's dating Jack and, because they're dating, Jack visits him everyday and that's why Vlad falls in actual love with him.

Maybe, someday, they'll ask Maddie to be their surrogate. Here comes Jazz and Dan and Danny and Dani <surprise triplets. They picked out Daniel and Danielle to be cute because that's what people do to twins, but Dan was hiding behind the other two. Neither Vlad nor Jack is good at naming, so the birth certificates say Daniel, Danielle, and Danley. They got some bombastic side eye from the nurses.>

[violentdelightstheseviolentends]

This wasn't the easiest of situations, he was here but as far as he could tell he was alone. It wasn't as if he was worried for their safety, Sorsha always could look after everyone else around her, their children would be safe. That didn't mean that it didn't feel like there was a hold in his heart right now. Still, least this seemed like an adventure, for now. "If we're here, and other people are there... is there still a there, that was the there that we came from" he mused, "that... didn't make any sense did it?"

@ivycovestarters

[pianokantzart]

Okay, Team Mario fooling Mouser by just standing on pedestals and pretending to be statues should not have worked as well as it did.

Especially since Mario and Luigi decided to strike the most stupidly complicated and difficult to maintain pose possible?!

[istadris]

"WRRRRRRONG AGAIN, LIZARD BREATH 😡😤!!!"

5 seconds later :

"I forgot 🥺👉👈"

[cobaltfluff]

bullied by the sakura family

[eff-plays]

thembo of da year!!!

[suckinitup]

hiiii i think dakota cole should push ashe winters to recover Way Too Fast after the trickster shit and i think it should result in ashe collapsing. not even in the middle of a fight or anything just in a fucking food court. but dakota doesnt Realize and like. the next fucking day he tries to drag ashe out of bed again and only william's quick realization and faster words stop mark winters from Murdering The Shit out of dakota and it leads to this whole fucking deal where dakota's inspiration porn "if you push thru it you can do it !!!" mindset gets more deeply explored. he doesnt like. get over it. he's still too pushy and he will NOT wear his glasses and he fucking hates resting unless his own body forces him to do it. but it paves the road for later realizations and now he actually checks in with ashe (and then with will, and then with vyncent) if theyre actually feeling well enough to go eat a big evil spaghetti monster or not

[chronicowboy]

girlies (gn) when wulfert glenn