#Get a life!
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I cordially invite everyone who bitched decided that fresh cut grass detonating wouldn’t have killed otohan to 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓂𝑒.
even setting aside matt confirming the fact that otohan only had about 40 hit points left (and that’s a pretty significant setting aside) what does it Matter. why do you care so much more about each and every hit point someone ‘should’ have than the overall story. if that moment felt robbed somehow because it didn’t ‘follow the rules’ or ‘wasn’t right’ – what does that even mean – why are you here. you have an extremely limited capacity for imagination and storytelling. if you need something to be Exactly Right before you can enjoy it. and this is coming from your local bitch with ocd.
if you still feel the need to complain that matt, a gm with years of experience running a complex game for seven of his closest friends who have all built complex characters with extensive backstories, occasionally forgets rules as written or decides to do something different than you think should be done, maybe remember *checks notes*: THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME. THIS IS THEIR GAME. AND YOU’RE CHOOSING TO WATCH IT. FOR FREE.
“not to be a rules lawyer, but–” you know exactly what you’re doing and I want you to shut the whole entire fuck up forever.
#for the holy sake of fuck#I have clinically diagnosed ocd and I don't give a good godsdam about strict adherence to The Rules because who cares!!! who cares!!!#get a life!#touch grass!#critical role#fresh cut grass#fcg#otohan thull#matthew mercer#matt mercer#cr cast#bell's hells
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“the show ruined the darkling the show ruined darklina” oh you mean the show considered the nuance of without overly romanticizing a centuries-old power-hungry ABUSER who has committed genocide and taken advantage of countless women and it explored the ways in which “darklina” as a ship dynamic is really about him manipulating a lonely vulnerable girl and using his trauma to victimize himself as an excuse to lash out and fulfill his blatant power grabs and excessive violence against innocent people, and it emphasized how being lonely and having complexity doesn’t justify war crimes and instead focused on empowering the victims of kirigan’s abuse and didn’t pretend like darklina was for a moment a healthy valid romantic choice for alina because it wasn’t it was a relationship predicated on gaslighting manipulation and literal enslavement based on the traumatic experiences of the author herself and it should not be romanticized in any way shape or form? HAHA WELL GO CRY ABOUT IT IM HAVING A BLAST
I intended to seriously reply, but please, do come back once you learn to use capitals and diacritics. Your "opinion" is unreadable.
It's enough that I'd waste time on a person parroting show creators without the ability to apply an ounce of own thinking or politely participate in debate of constructive criticism, ANON.
#reply#grishanalyticritical#Shadow and Bone#Grishaverse#The Darkling#Darklina#antis#I haven't been bullied by these shitstains for a while...#I guess they don't have anything better to do a few days before Christmas.#I'd almost feel sad for them.#Get a life!#Celebrate solstice with things you DO enjoy!#Cowards always make sure I won't be able to block them...
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An Internet enclave you have never heard of before will chant in circles raving about how they're so glad kreebusgreebusmachine444 is getting cancelled because they hated them all along and you have no clue who kreebus is so you search for answers until you find a post titled "WHY YOU SHOULDN'T SUPPORT KREEBUS: A THREAD (1/74)" and it's every instance of them being a little stupid or engaging with any kink so you close your device and make a hearty sandwich to calm yourself down
#don't piss me off dont piss me OFFFFFFF#im so. so. sick. of seeing these deranged leaps in logic#“this rando is a zoophile!1!1!1!” and they tagged anthro leafeon art with a heart eyes emoji#“my ex moot is a lolicon!!!!!1!1!!!!!!” and they watch an anime with a nornal child in it that fans just happened to be weird about#why are you fucking crazy???? shut???? the fuck up????????#i don't give a damn if you touch grass atp kys#i mean whaaaat. anyway#god#like. there are ACTUAL predators biggots and abusers scurrying around#and you're worried about someone who draws objects fucking#GET A LIFE!#words
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I'll admit the last line was uncalled for. Different people handle these subjects differently, I just get sensitive about it sometimes.
yeah I’m done with this conversation
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Im back to posting!!!! Probably not as fequently, bc of school. but yk! yay!!!
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My ancient 43 year old fossilized fandom hag face when fandom antis (who are notorious bullies) retweet/reblog my antibullying posts.
I know what you are, hypocrites.
#proship#I don’t care what gross stuff you do in fiction#I avoid what I don’t like#fictional depictions of bad things are not the sole indicators of someone’s real life morals#stop harassing people over fiction y’all#I don’t like the extreme stuff#so I avoid it!#the things fandom antis say and do to real life people are so much more vile than someone shipping a gross ship#I hate most of the same kinds of ships fantis hate and I just stay away from them!#It’s so simple and y’all want to be bullies instead!#get a life!
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Taehyun beating the bitchless allegations proud of him
#ppl are such weirdos#that is a grown man in his 20s#like let’s not be surprised and let this man live his life#also why are we not more weirded out by the person recording and airing out his business#get a life!#rambles
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it
#sp-rambles#Edit: I'm happy a bunch of you are overjoyed when you get an interest but like#I can't Function when I get obsessed with something#When the hyperfixation is an actual hyperfixation and takes control of your whole life
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
#self#last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH#i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved#i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life#marine biology#ecology
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
#Crunchyroll#piracy#funimation#money hungry ass streaming service#rambling#I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god#I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this#CR is definitely not worth paying for though#CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee#capitalism#the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway#it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as#'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life'#be shh now#containment breach
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#theres some ocs#college au#sam’s goth book club#i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college#the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird#nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist#ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter#stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall#danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too#for credibility#too bad the goths wanted vampires#moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though#he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage#he probably knows more people number wise#but has less friends than sam#Tucker has a thriving social media life#but doesn’t get out much#hence that technus comic#can’t believe I finished this#lit took a whole ass week#hahahaha
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Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it
#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#grian#bad boys#trafficblr#limited life#wild life#Listen. Its my art and I get to decide who Joel hugs. But also I do think Grian would do everything to weasel out of it#tubby art#cw blood
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