#German things

[artistsfuneral]

Tagesschau just dropped a new fanfiction trope.

There was only one bed. But we're also trapped on an island. While living in a coffee shop au. #cottagecore

[smolfangirl]

Imagine sucking so much as a fellow politician that the guy known for having No Backbone™ snaps and develops one but specifically for roasting you on live television

[bayern-der-freistaat]

Scholz und Lindner breakup :(

65k enemies to rivals to coworkers to lovers to enemies again yaoi

[theoniprince]

Finde es schön, wie die Kälte noch für das bisschen Glitzer sorgt:

[thefoolswords]

DB Ansage: Wir bitten um Ihr Verständnis.

Me, an intellectual: Then beg

[brsb4hls]

Peak German culture

This is an actual Kindergarten book about Pfandautomaten.

It's about Kindergartenkids learning how to use the Pfandautomat.

[quakielein]

Die Maus <3

Recht hat sie :)

[hoffnungslos-abernicht-ernst]

Aus gegebenen Anlass (Spoiler für DEdN):

[catboy-jaebeom]

the very important quietsch grillkäse poll

so, it has come to my attention that quiet a huge portion of ppl on the internet dislike that the grill cheese ( not grilled cheese ! ) or halloumi put on the grill squeaks ( quietscht in german ) when you eat it. this was news for me, however. so. now I need to know.

some answers are inspired by my friends and mutuals' responses to this dilemma, ilu ♥ under the cut are some picture of grillkäse but it's basically cheese that won't melt into the grill because of how it's made, and it is usually goat or sheep milk used tho not always.

[artistsfuneral]

Lebt denn der alte Holzmichel noch?

[smolfangirl]

Ich hatte vorhin Verständigungsprobleme in einer Bäckerei, von daher kläre ich das nun auf eine objektive und repräsentative Art (joking)

[chuuyxs]

There's always a sense of belonging when you run with multiple other people from one train to another due to the DB being incompetent

[mask131]

I just learned that if you mispell "witch" into "wicht" you get an entirely different type of supernatural entity from German folklore and/or gender-reversed insult for a poor and miserable person. Cool

[localbabygirl]

it's really kind of crazy that so many things happened in germany on november 9th that it's known as "the fateful day of the germans". turn on the news on november 9th and it'll be like. good evening ladies and gentlemen. today is the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin wall in 1989. today is also the anniversary of the night of broken glass in 1938. today is also the anniversary of the failed hitler coup in 1923. today is ALSO the anniversary of the abdication of the last german kaiser and the proclamation of the german republic in 1918.