#German things

[thedaughterofkings]

Okay, I need everyone to know that I am currently watching a fantasy metal cover of Dragostea din tei in full goth/steam punk metal knight/Viking/Roman outfits - as one of the potential acts to send to ESC this year

[artistsfuneral]

Tagesschau just dropped a new fanfiction trope.

There was only one bed. But we're also trapped on an island. While living in a coffee shop au. #cottagecore

[smolfangirl]

Imagine sucking so much as a fellow politician that the guy known for having No Backbone™ snaps and develops one but specifically for roasting you on live television

[motomamithings]

If you arent German, you probably don’t know the pain and joy of watching one episode of toxic police yaoi once a year on public television

[bayern-der-freistaat]

Scholz und Lindner breakup :(

65k enemies to rivals to coworkers to lovers to enemies again yaoi

[theoniprince]

Finde es schön, wie die Kälte noch für das bisschen Glitzer sorgt:

[scarefox]

Is it just a german thing or do other countries have this socially accepted sexism price gap at hairdressers? Where women pay like 10-20€ more than men even if you have the same hair length and haircut?

As genderqueer afab this pisses me off so much but nobody wants to do anything against it because "it always has been like that". And apparently hairdressers would lose so much money if they lowered the prices for women... then make the male prices higher or meet in the middle??? (don't separate genders in general?)

Was sitting in the waiting area of my hairdresser again yesterday. And two cis guys went paying for their haircut in that time... Both just paid like 35€... meanwhile I literally have "male" short hair cut and still pay 47€ just because of chromosomes I guess.

The argument is also that women are more complicated with their hair and long hair needs more time. Bute even guys with long hair pay less!

[thefoolswords]

DB Ansage: Wir bitten um Ihr Verständnis.

Me, an intellectual: Then beg

[brsb4hls]

Peak German culture

This is an actual Kindergarten book about Pfandautomaten.

It's about Kindergartenkids learning how to use the Pfandautomat.

[quakielein]

Die Maus <3

Recht hat sie :)

[hoffnungslos-abernicht-ernst]

Aus gegebenen Anlass (Spoiler für DEdN):

[smolfangirl]

Ich hatte vorhin Verständigungsprobleme in einer Bäckerei, von daher kläre ich das nun auf eine objektive und repräsentative Art (joking)

[artistsfuneral]

Lebt denn der alte Holzmichel noch?

[catboy-jaebeom]

the very important quietsch grillkäse poll

so, it has come to my attention that quiet a huge portion of ppl on the internet dislike that the grill cheese ( not grilled cheese ! ) or halloumi put on the grill squeaks ( quietscht in german ) when you eat it. this was news for me, however. so. now I need to know.

some answers are inspired by my friends and mutuals' responses to this dilemma, ilu ♥ under the cut are some picture of grillkäse but it's basically cheese that won't melt into the grill because of how it's made, and it is usually goat or sheep milk used tho not always.