Oswald Cobblepot x reader who is eddward's nygma brother headcanons
so, i absolutely love oswald with all my heart and i wanted to make some fanfictions about him (but first i'll try some headcanons lol maybe a story a little bit later here is nothing !)
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you two first met when oswald was at edd's appartment (when he just had killed kristine), you knew about all that other side of him thing so of course your brother tried to protect you from his "ennemies" and other people who could use you against him
at first well it was awkard, oswald mostly was talking with edd and didn't even paid attention to you being here
but there was the time when he came back to the center of gotham after killing his step family and when edd was at arkham, oswald came to check on edd but when he only saw you in a pitiful and stressed state, he didn't leave so quickly that he was planning to at base
actually checks on you often even if it puts him in danger
one time he came injured, you took him inside and healed him the best you could and he stayed a week, you both had to sleep in the same bed btw
one day like the others, he looked at you while you were reading one of edd's book and said : "y/n, you are a very handsome man plus you are kind, why don't you have a girlfriend yet ?"
aouch how to explain to the penguin that..
"i'm homosexual mister oswald" you responded while putting the book away, while you were away of the bed, he took that as an advantage and took you by behind to make you fall on his chest
"o-oswald your injuries !" "fuck that i had worse" those were the last phrases before he kissed you
when edd got out of arkham, you didn't told him yet about you and oswald but one day he took you appart and make you answer at this riddle :
"i can make most of people fall, i can be happy, really hurtful, blind, sometimes i make people do things they wouldn't do usually, who am i ?"
"love"
"correct dear brother ! i heard your little hum, relationship with my good friend oswald, i wish you the best for both of you but if he does anything to you tell me"
you nodded before joining your pair, at least he was supportive
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I think seeing them in the same bed would actually just kill the entire fandom on the spot.
(Also I’d love to see people bend over backwards to claim that it’s still just a bestie thing and it’s disrespectful to assume they’re sharing a bed in a gay way, maybe they’re just cold)
yknow you are so right in those brackets MAYBE THEY JUST NEED TO GATHER FOR WARMTH LIKE PENGUINS
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through perusing the tags i've noticed people ship jowd × cabanela. you fools. the superior old man yaoi pairing is pigeon man × cabanela
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My love and I were pretending to be penguins yesterday at the gym. She had a medicine ball on her feet and waddled over to me to transfer it like penguins do.
let’s just say if I was a penguin…I would have froze our egg
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