#Gary Wallace

[june-julie]

I’m in my weird science phase someone give me Gary Wallace imagine ideas

[ellamarsbar]

WHY IS THERES NO GARY WALLACE STORYS!! WHY ARE THEY ALL WYATT I DONT WANT WYATT I WANT GARY.

[astralbondpro]

The Jar (1984) // Dir. Bruce Toscano

[philiponmycracker]

Tom Hulce as the gorgeous, sassy and super confused "agnostic asshole" Gary Wallace - Black Rainbow (dir. Mike Hodges, 1989)

[vilnmelling]

Jon Matteson family tree headcanon, anyone?

Emma found out about each of Paul's relatives separately.

First Emma scratched someone's car, and while they were discussing what to do about it, Paul said, "If it comes down to it, I can get in contact with Gary." "Gary Goldstein? You're on a first name basis with the only lawyer in town?" "Yeah. He's my older brother."

A couple of weeks later, Emma's talking about the rare instances when she actually remembers something about the Beanie's customers, and she mentions a guy with really weird and greasy, anime-like hair. "Huh. I didn't know Richie liked Beanie's." "Who?" "Richie. My nephew. With the anime hair."

An ad for Camp Idontwannabang comes up on TV, and Emma recalls her horrible summer at Camp Idontwannabang as a teenager. Then Paul pulls out the, "I'm glad I never had to go. My cousin's one of the counselors — well, one of the directors now — so my parents decided I shouldn't have to spend an entire summer with him." "Boy Jerry's your fucking cousin?"

While on their way somewhere, they run into Daniel outside the Roller-rama. Emma's like, "God, I feel like I've seen that kid outside the Roller-rama ten times." "Yeah, Daniel goes there a lot." "Why the fuck do you know his name?" "He's my other nephew."

Finally, Paul brings Emma to a family gathering, where she spots the identical Lipschitz twins, who she's always assumed to be the same person when she's seen them separately. "There's TWO of them?" "Yeah, that's Trevor. My third nephew."

Skip forward another few weeks and there's something on the news about politics and so forth. "That secretary of defense looks a bit like you, Paul. What's he; another secret brother?" "No." "Yeah, I know, I'm just messing—" "Wallace is my cousin."

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Pokemon

Sample Size: 8,614 stories

Source: AO3

[rockrosethistle]

Revised Jon Matteson Character Family Tree

*Clones are not human and therefore not included* *Wiggly is also not human but likes to show up and torment the rest of them every now and then* *Roman and Carl have families in canon and therefore are not included* (also we all decided Linda and Gary boned so we can't include Roman because we can't have both)

Everyone has different last names because we respect our mothers in this family, goddamit...

no one has heard from Paul and Gary's brother since he got a job down at Watcher World.

[eclipse-090]

The parasites in me won.

[mimipuppet]

jon matterson’s charters meeting up for Christmas dinner but almost everyone is just dreading it.

Richie’s on his phone with headphones plugged in texting his friends, Daniel is bugging Richie and trynna open his presents early, Paul is in the kitchen standing around to avoid Boy Jerry and Gary only for him to be dragged into their arguments and to pick a side already he’s also high cause he met up with Emma beforehand and complained to her about the dinner so she gave him her weed, Gary is arguing with Boy Jerry about him minding his own business and why he brought some random ass guy dressed in a cloak to their house that doesn’t talk that carries around an axe and his camp counsellor situationship, Wallace is asking if any of them wants him to send a nuke to someone’s house (he keeps saying he can do it to Max but Richie keeps denying it), Trevor isn’t even there he’s at a friend’s house instead, and at some point that one Ticket Booth Guy that they haven’t heard from since he got that job at Watcher World pops in to try to get any of them to worship the Libs.

[bulbagarden]

please feel free to check out the winners of our spring 2024 bulbagarden fanfiction contest, trainers! they were all incredibly written and deserve lots of praise! one of the winning entries is by a certain mod of this tumblr...! (-lisia)

best overall: birdcage effect (m/m, emmet x volo)

runner-up: if i could become a comet (m/m, ash x gary)

best romance: dream (m/f, lucian x shauntal)

runner-up: farewell letter (m/m, ash x gary)

best usage of theme: blossoming (m/f, soldward x sonia) and farewell letter

runner-up: a betting takeoff (f/f, m/m, skyla x elesa, steven x jasmine)

best lgbtq+ romance: there was a union/of heart and mind/the likes of which are rare/and, oh, so hard to find (m/f/m, wallace x winona x steven)

runner-up: if i could become a comet

best polyamorous fic: there was a union/of heart and mind/the likes of which are rare/and, oh, so hard to find

readers' choice: birdcage effect and if i could become a comet

runner-up: blossoming and there was a union[...]

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

not putting michie on here bc I want a fair fight lol

[nuklear-sauce]

Good luck drawing like 17 Paul’s just in different outfits

Idea courtesy of this post!

I headcanon that Wallace drinks Chai, usually iced, Daniel loves hot cocoa and shares it with Richie, and Boy Jerry drinks hot water.

The caramel frappe is just there to calm him down

[glimeres]

2024 - First look at the premiere of Something Rotten! In Concert in the West End

[vera800]

What if Pokémon Champions had more flair

Blue/Green/Gary/Assfart: Humiliate them, Blastoise!

Trace: Let’s go Jolteon!

Red: …

Lance: Dragonite! Sic ‘em!

Steven: Metagross! Make them crumble!

Wallace: Milotic, darling, dazzle them!

Cynthia: Garchomp! End them! Make this one for the history books!

Alder: Volcarona, let’s end this with flare!

Iris: This isn’t over yet! Haxorus, give it all you got!

Diantha: Gardevoir, sweetie! Shine with the light that comes from the power of Mega Evolution!

Leon: Woo! You may actually do it! But I’m not done yet! Charizard! Gigantamax!

Mustard: Hohoho! You certainly are talented! Let’s see how you handle this! Urshifu, strike them down!

Peony: Ha! You’re pretty good, kid! Copperajah! Stomp them into the mud!

Nemona: Oh! I haven’t felt this excited in years! Let’s see our power in full fruition! Meowscarada, shine a bright path to the future!

Geeta: You’ve almost passed, but don’t get too cocky! Glimora, shine bright!

[theotheothello]

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