#GUYS I AM SORRY
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madame-mongoose · 11 months ago
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my inbox flooding with ooie asks meanwhile im standing here in fnv gear hiding in the closet with yes man inconspicuously like 🧍
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heyclickadee · 1 year ago
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*whispers* I liked the twist of Webby turning out to be Scrooge’s grown-in-a-tube-by-the-bad-guys-clone-daughter in the new DuckTales, actually.
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sunnylolli · 1 month ago
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Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding
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podcastwizard · 6 months ago
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this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton
(original post @romanceyourdemons)
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inquisitor-apologist · 2 months ago
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Ok I’m being so brave about it but a couple of days ago I saw this post claiming that the Jedi saying ‘this weapon [your lightsaber] is your life’ is emblematic of ‘the Jedi’s failure as peacekeepers’ (not an exact quote but pretty close) because why would a weapon be the life of a peacekeeper?
And like. The Jedi are a culture. They’re a religion.
You know that, right? You know that many cultures, including generally peaceful ones, have sacred weapons, right? You know that the bond between a Jedi and their crystal(s) is an extremely sacred thing that requires the consent of both parties and is integral to their way of life, right?
You know that lightsabers are not intended to be only for killing, right? That the first thing Luke learns to do with his lightsaber is to shield and defend? You know that a culture having sacred weapons doesn’t mean that they view killing as sacred, right?
Not trying to start shit, I don’t even remember who said it, but ugh
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I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)
Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌
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callisteios · 1 year ago
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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lethal-spaceship · 3 months ago
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Whoever reposts my dipcifica art to reddit please continue. Reddit cannot comprehend jokes/headcanons and I find it funny.
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choccymilllk · 7 days ago
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is that a bird is that a plane WRONG. BIG SUBSCRIBE BUTTON GO
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^this is from technos enderchest.. number one sellout foreber i care him so much
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ceilidho · 3 months ago
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where's that one image of a dog jumping off a cliff to catch something and it's like "choices made in anger can't be undone?" anyway that but reader going to a dive bar alone because she's horny and needs to get fucked, and finding the biggest man in the bar to take home with her, only to wake up the next morning covered in bruises and bite marks and dried come between her thighs and on her belly, so sore that even twitching her finger hurts, and a gruff voice telling her to quiet, bird - s'too early for your bitching before manhandling her onto her stomach and shoving his raw cock into her cunt because she was too horny to remember to ask him to use protection the night before
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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 2 months ago
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wanted to share this
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There was a short segment where we get to hear Skully J. Graves (like, with the in-game live-2D model) monologue about Halloween. After saying good evening, he opens by… GiIVING YOU a KISS????? He literally announces it: “I greet you with a kiss” or (more directly) “I give a kiss to this good/wonderful encounter”.
The Japanese transcription for the line is 「この良き出会いにキスを。」 and キス is kisu/kiss… LIKE. I know he most likely means just a brief platonic kiss to say hello (similar to the European style where your lips don’t really touch the other person and it’s more like pantomiming a kiss on each cheek)… Or maybe he means a metaphorical kiss, not a literal one??? BUT STILL THAT’S SO BOLD TO START WITH, ESPECIALLY WITH A STRANGER (<- my inner Rollo Flamme comin’ out)
Edit: Now that the event is actually out, we can confirm that he does, in fact, LITERALLY kiss you (on the back of the hand) 😭
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egophiliac · 6 months ago
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bring your son to work day
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mikonez · 11 days ago
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the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with
(no text ver under the cut!)
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soulmvtes · 1 year ago
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it's about the small acts of intimacy... forehead kisses, putting jewelry on you, rubbing your hand with their thumb, putting a jacket on you, touching your necklace, running your hands through their hair, wiping away their tears, peeling them an orange, un/zipping their dress, tying their shoelaces, holding hands, removing an eyelash from their cheek, washing their hair, putting an anklet on them, tucking their hair behind their ear, sorting out their collar, untangling their necklaces, drinking out of a cup in their hands
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paintedcrows · 8 days ago
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Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...
The Horrible Triangle in question:
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