#GRANDMA IS A BADASS

[chalkrevelations]

Oh. OH.

LISTEN, Y'ALL. I don't even know if this initial offer by Grandma for Sailom to tutor Kanghan is even really about tutoring Kanghan.

Because when she handed Sailom her business card and said "Call me if you change your mind" ...

right in front of Kanghan's salad

That put Kanghan ON NOTICE that Sailom has a direct line to her and could contact her at any point if Kanghan is being a fucking asshole again.

That is a leash on Kanghan, as much as, if not more than, a genuine offer of paying for tutoring services.

ETA: HOLY SHIT, Kanghan, you don't even realize that's what she did. Wow. Stupid babies really do need the most love.

[chiakery]

Dropout newsletter this week:

Me:

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

Visions s2 really went: here are four new Jedi ladies and they're beautiful and old and gentle and badass and perfect.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[angelsdean]

i am STILL haunted by the lack of deanna in spnwin. it felt like a plot point! i knowwww it would've led to something in s2. i need to Know. why was she mysteriously absent thee whole season?! if they'd gotten a full 22 ep season would we have seen her??? i am haunted. deanna campbell where are you

[fabuloustrash05]

I don't care how non family related Leo and Karai are in future versions of TMNT or in fellow fans' own takes on TMNT where they say they're not related at all in their versions.

When there's been TWO versions of Karai being Leo's relative in the span of a decade, it makes shipping him with her in other versions very VERY weird and uncomfortable when that thought is in the back of your head.

TMNT 2012 and Rottmnt has officially burned the bridge of the Leo x Karai concept.

[nuctua-larc]

SHIT I FORGOT JADE

[idiot-mushroom]

I just find it funny with how I compare your tmnt au with mine, mainly with Splinter and Draxum, I can imagine our turtles meeting each other and talking about their dads would be something like this:

Yours: "Well that's no fair, your guys' dads are actually pretty cool."

Mine: "At least your 2nd dad is more chill than ours."

Yours: "Wait what?"

*Final Boss music plays in the background*

like dis?

[renbyten]

Colored up a bunch of character concept sketches for a new story/thing I built around some of my Monster Girl designs from March. Having a lot of silly fun with this one :)

[luckyshinyhunter]

🍕🌈🐊🐯🔌God, I miss these goofballs, seeing them kick ass and care for each other gave me life!🔌🐯🐊🌈🍕

[cali]

my grandma and grandpa fed a family of red kites daily over like 15 years. it would circle in the air around noon every day and they would put a piece of meat on their terrace and the kite would swoop down and take the meat back to its nest near a pylon. if they had kept that up for a couple thousand more years theyd have domesticated those birdies to the level of a housecat but unfortunately they died because they were old and human

[brb-on-a-quest]

DAY EIGHT

(hi, remember that if you guys have any ideas for questions I can use, you all can feel free to drop them in my box! not running out of inspiration yet, but its cool to have a wide variety of questions that I might not think of otherwise!)

~season edition~

what season are you living in right now?

what do you like most about it?

what do you like least about it?

what is your favorite season and why? (if it isn't the one you're already living in now lol)

what is your least favorite season and why? (if it isn't the one you're already living in now lol)

if there was one thing you could add/take away/change about 1 season of the year, what would it be and why?

and finally, what are some of your favorite local plants that go with each season? (example: spring-daffodils, summer-roses, fall-sunflowers, winter-evergreen) (can be any plants too, not just flowers)

Most people have Seasonal depressive disorder in the winter when everything is cold and dark and dreary. Mine hits a lot more in the summer (sigh. its summer). There are some good things about it. I like not doing homework, but there's a lot of.... added relationship stresses that get strained during the summer that is sometimes very not fun. I tend to put myself in situations and then don't actually have the backbone to defend myself from situations or making it unnecessarily harder than it needs to be. That being said, I love seeing the irl bestie (would simply not come home if it weren't for her and be looking for more work up near school) and my littlest sister is amazing to say the least.

Favorite season? I have a feeling that will change soon as I finally "get adulted" and graduated and need to move out of house and home but right now i am so much a winter and fall (particularly fall) kind of person because I am not, have never been built for heat and get very much sick in it if I'm out for Too Long in It (like now *cries*).

If I could cahnge/takeaway I'd make summer less hot so I don't get as sick which would remove a lot of summer hatred ("But Birb you could just move to like someplace cold like alaska") But then there's snow all the time And Driving In the Snow is a nightmare and I don't want to do that either (nah, i just have very little practice because do not drive as much as I should because don't normally do much during the summer and during the school year I have no car so friends drive to places; It's just a practice will get over fear of snow driving). If I can't make summer max like 5-10 degrees colder, I'd like snow to be everywhere except the roads (lmao i wish we had snow repellent roads somehow).

(Im cheating and looking up flowers no one can stop me i am too nauseous to rememer things).

spring: crocuses are pretty and bleeding hearts are nostalgic but overall picks are peonies or lilys of the valley (grandma had a bunch of those in the garden).

Summer: asters!! And daisies!! and the black eye susans!! and the coneflower daises (i called them inside out daisies for awhile)

Fall: I think grandma's marigolds were fallish? that may be summer and I maybe entirely incorrect but they giveth fall aesthetic.

Winter: we had poinsettias around Christmas times (always in the greenhouse and the cats were never allowed in there) so those ones. The real ones were so much prettier than the plasticky ones but yk beggers can't be choosers.

[brainbleedo]

Currently trying to convince my friend to listen to tma

[flannelshirtandjeans]

My Grandmotter is cooler than your grandmother (jk). But she's pretty cool! You can't trust a single word out of her mouth, but she apparently knows a lot of locations of treasures.

[dabookgoblin]

finding out that Gertrude the terror™ told Elias that she was so motivated to torment the entities bc the desolation messed with her cat is so funny and as a cat owner myself, I can 100% believe some college student seeing their beloved pet get messed with by an eldritch concept of fear and go "not for fucking long, bitch." and then go on a decades long crusade being the bane of everyone's existence. amazing, an absolute force of nature.

[pawphin]

there is nothing in the world that makes me more neurodivergently happy right now than op 6 of hxh