#GRANDMA IS A BADASS

[chalkrevelations]

Oh. OH.

LISTEN, Y'ALL. I don't even know if this initial offer by Grandma for Sailom to tutor Kanghan is even really about tutoring Kanghan.

Because when she handed Sailom her business card and said "Call me if you change your mind" ...

right in front of Kanghan's salad

That put Kanghan ON NOTICE that Sailom has a direct line to her and could contact her at any point if Kanghan is being a fucking asshole again.

That is a leash on Kanghan, as much as, if not more than, a genuine offer of paying for tutoring services.

ETA: HOLY SHIT, Kanghan, you don't even realize that's what she did. Wow. Stupid babies really do need the most love.

[rocketbirdie]

The Rebirth B-Team that we deserved...

[chiakery]

Dropout newsletter this week:

Me:

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

Visions s2 really went: here are four new Jedi ladies and they're beautiful and old and gentle and badass and perfect.

[starry-scarl3tt]

i love park. honestly. her character is so fun. compared to others, she only had one season of character development, which btw i think was executed flawlessly. we get so many little tidbits about her life and experiences. also lying that she tapped at least thirty guys from a frat, but refusing to elaborate if the number was higher or lower? peak character.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[autistic-lesbianism]

This is my Grandma’s cat

His name is Billy Cosby Badass

Billy likes to climb, eat plants, and scream until he gets pets

This is my Grandma’s boxer, David Brinkley

David likes to bite people’s pant leg, messing with his Sister, Bailey, running around, and David loves children

David and Billy love playing together, chasing each other around the house, and just running together

David would never harm Billy

Billy loves to cuddle with David in David’s dog bed

Also Billy was born without a tail, he did not lose it

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[evenceflux18]

Let's have a family picture before whooping your grandson's sense back😂 (jk) anyways, ciao! Have some Mrs. Lovat and Wybie pic!

(His grandma gave him the pink apartment when he was 20 btw)

[imherefortheakirafanart]

the dark tournament arc has been an emotional rollercoaster and i am emotionally wounded

but like kuwabara got a cool sword (wip)

[angelsdean]

i am STILL haunted by the lack of deanna in spnwin. it felt like a plot point! i knowwww it would've led to something in s2. i need to Know. why was she mysteriously absent thee whole season?! if they'd gotten a full 22 ep season would we have seen her??? i am haunted. deanna campbell where are you

[bl-bam-beyond]

JACK & JOKER: U STEAL MY HEART (2024, THAILAND)

Episode 4

Joker (WANARAT RATSAMEERAT aka WAR) enters the heart of Jack's Grandmother (SUPORN SANGKAPHIBAL aka NUI) when he happens to help her stop two scammers with a counterfeit bill.

Grandma shows that she's not to be messed with by taking down the male crook, while Joke deals with his female counterpart.

@pose4photoml @just-another-boyslove-blog

[fabuloustrash05]

I don't care how non family related Leo and Karai are in future versions of TMNT or in fellow fans' own takes on TMNT where they say they're not related at all in their versions.

When there's been TWO versions of Karai being Leo's relative in the span of a decade, it makes shipping him with her in other versions very VERY weird and uncomfortable when that thought is in the back of your head.

TMNT 2012 and Rottmnt has officially burned the bridge of the Leo x Karai concept.

[idiot-mushroom]

I just find it funny with how I compare your tmnt au with mine, mainly with Splinter and Draxum, I can imagine our turtles meeting each other and talking about their dads would be something like this:

Yours: "Well that's no fair, your guys' dads are actually pretty cool."

Mine: "At least your 2nd dad is more chill than ours."

Yours: "Wait what?"

*Final Boss music plays in the background*

like dis?

[nuctua-larc]

SHIT I FORGOT JADE

[luckyshinyhunter]

🍕🌈🐊🐯🔌God, I miss these goofballs, seeing them kick ass and care for each other gave me life!🔌🐯🐊🌈🍕

[cali]

my grandma and grandpa fed a family of red kites daily over like 15 years. it would circle in the air around noon every day and they would put a piece of meat on their terrace and the kite would swoop down and take the meat back to its nest near a pylon. if they had kept that up for a couple thousand more years theyd have domesticated those birdies to the level of a housecat but unfortunately they died because they were old and human