#GRABBING YOU AND SHAKING YOU

[kandidandi]

Falls over like a high school nerd as all of my notebooks and papers scatter everywhere.

Oh gee-- you're not supposed to see that!!

Okay enough of that have this cool thing i made from that one ask about you having arms. gfjkdgj

I also gave you cool boot thingies to reflect your coolness! B)

GAHGAHGHSGXHXGSIYBXSHIBSXH OHYMMV O DHUNEIHIDN SNOOWW!!!!!

AWAW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE COOL BOOTS LIKE THAT???? SAVING THIS SWVING THIS SAVING THIS ONTO MY PHONE BACKGROUND YOU GO AAAAAAAAAAA

[cero-sleep]

oh noooo if you pick werewolf we'll be on opposite teams oh nooooo

Oh nooooo fr

[m00ngbin]

GUESS WHO GOT A 95 ON THEIR DESCRIPTIVE-BUT-ALSO-NARRATIVE WRITING PROJECT

THIS GUY. ME. I DID. ME!!!

I am so so so so proud of myself. I only got five points taken off because I got just a teeny tiny bit carried away and wrote more than the maximum word limit

[carbonatedcacti]

Good morrow cactonomous my beloved mi preciosa how goes the harvest this fine fall… autumn… I pray your crops are prospering ^-^!!

hellow dear sweet thug shaker,

the harvest fares well, many bear pictures have been saved away for the winter months.

the crops are blooming and growing, they are lively and well, and everything on the carbonated ranch feels the kiss of life from mother nature herself

should you and your dear snotty choose to come see us at the ranch this winter you will be warmly recieved by the seals in the seal tank and the jeff the kill room

regarnds,

cactonomous

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[tummysmoocher]

Having this kink is so funny because You will have a crush on someone and think they are soooooo fucking hot and they will stand there and tell you that they are insecure about their body and you will have to do the equivalent of locking your brain in a straitjacket to formulate a response that sounds supportive and socially acceptable when the reality is that you would commit atrocities just to kiss their stomach ONCE. That, if given the opportunity, you would worship them like they were royalty. And you would do this in both a non-kinky way because you love them and think they are beautiful and wish that they could see themself the way you see them but also in the kinky way where it feels like there’s a feral dog inside of you that wants to sink it’s teeth into the softness of them and never let go. You have to stand there and think to yourself “you have no idea the things I would do to you. You have no idea just how desirable you are.” And it’s honestly unbearable !!!!!

[gniteruirui]

@lilmissnia HAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎁🎈🎊🎂

[lavendersartistry]

EY

RIGHT BACK AT YOU, YOU IS AMAZING ONYX AND KEEP BEING THE AWESOME GOOBER YOU ARE

Another lovely message

I just want to let all of you know how greateful (grateful? thnaksful. WIRHBGHRBGWR) i am at how much all of you guys are super into the Space Riders AU, like it brings me absolutely great joy and glee seeing all of you just go absolutely apeshit with your own creations. The fact i was able to create an open world and seeing you guys find your way to contribute in your own way makes me extremely happy!

I look forward to more interactions and losing braincells with you guys! (or we can always bully Gilded simps/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/ platonic pats qxuru)

[fjordfolk]

this is absolutely not professional advice but there's something about trust and handling and cooperative care that just boils down to whether your dog knows you have their best interest in mind. it's not just trusting your bond or them being calm or whatever, it's about experience. the time your dog gets a bone or a stick or a pez dispenser stuck between their teeth ideally shouldn't be the first time you poke your fingers in their mouth and they shouldn't be running away from you thinking you're trying to take it from them. there's something about your dog knowing not to freak out because parts of this experience is not new to them, and it's going to be fine.

[buttered-toasty]

Cleaned up Mae sketches from earlier. Ignoring canon and drawing him happy in lieu of my other post, and also because I need to believe good things can come even to those in despair

[allmightyscroll-swag]

GRAAAH JELLY!!! JELLY IM SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW GRAJRHAHRHAHRJRJGIEKVJJ

GETTING SQUISHED AND SHOOK APPARENTLY

I AM SO SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GOING BATSHIT INSANE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE WHENEVER YOU UPDATE THE FIC. I AM GOING NUTS. I AM GOING RABID YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IN LOVE I AM WITH YOUR FICS IT'S HONESTLY ABYSMAL

I AM JUST A LITTLE DUDE!!! AND WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I LIKE AND I HEAR A SONG I LIKE MY BRAIN MAKES A LITTLE DING AND I CONNECT THE TWO!!!!

I DON'T THINK I CAN REALLY EMPHASIZE HOW MUCH I FUCKING. LOVE THE STUFF YOU DO JELLY. JELLY WHEN I FIND YOU JELLY

LITERALLY STILL NOT COMPREHENDING THE FACT WERE FRIENDS LIKE HOW DID THAT HAPPEN. YOU ARE LITERALLY!!!! SO AMAZING AND COOL???? AND SO TALENTED AND AWESOME????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? HUH??? AND IM FRIENDS WITH YOU?????

People from @onejellyfishplease 's discord already got to see this but I have decided Tumblr deserves to see this too :D

BEWARE SOME SPOILERS FOR THE FIC OPEN YOUR SHELL TO FIND YOUR WINGS!!!!

I am begging Tumblr rn to not somehow screw this up. Let the animatic play I BEG

Song used: Inertia by AJR

But yeah if you haven't realized already I made a fan animatic for jelly's fanfic, Open Your Shell To Find Your Wings :D

I am not okay. Neither is Donnie

[triptychofvoids]

art trade for @littleguyconnor !! spy come get your spy

[nebuladreamz]

Hey sorry to bother you but I found this outside and didn’t know if you wanted it

I can throw it out if you want

(Art by me buuuut gif format by @itsmuffiiee)

NO DONT THROW THE BABY OUT

HES SO TINY OH MY GOD IM. HGRGHR SOBS

[dragon-razor-writings]

Context: Yang and Jaune are chilling in the commons room.

Jaune: "I wonder if anybody here would even date me."

Yang: "I'mma be real, VB. You have a vibe that makes it feel wrong to do anything other than marry you."

Jaune: "…Wait, what?"

Yang: "I'm not saying this as an insult, though. It's just…you give off 'saving himself for his one true love' type of deal."

Yang: "You're a sweet dude, don't get me wrong. But, thinking about you in any way other than 'married life with a few kids and a pet' just feels wrong. Like, I feel like I'm committing a sin for doing that."

Jaune, now very confused: "I don't know what to make of that."

Yang: "You're a Sheppardist, right?"

Jaune: "Yeah, why?"

Yang: "You know that story of...fuckin' whoever where they died due to poisoned clothes?"

Jaune: "Saint Alcides, yeah."

Yang: "Wanting to do anything that isn't 'consummate love in candlelight' or 'give you pizza and a Director's Cut DVD' is essentially how that feels for basically anyone who knows you for more than ten minutes."

[roachesinmyhair]

Shout out to my amazing sibling @gksarina for surprising me with the actual best birthday cake ever and going to extra mile to top it off with pipis pops.

[farshootergotme]

Do you think people who knew Dick Grayson as Robin ever look at 9 year-old kids playing and having fun and just stop for a moment, realizing "Oh my god, Robin was fighting criminals at that age, whatthefuck-"