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no the hell i did not
#forget tumblr#GOOGLE is a barely functional…#well not webbed site#searching engine#“engine” is a very good word bc theres lots of internal combustion going on in there#i was researching for an interaction between texas and california btw#“you’ve know me for 175 years and you thought i was STRAIGHT?!”#but i did not know the 175 bit. hence the googling.
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#ok so no hate to anyone at all#BUT#it astounds me how very few people do the absolute bare minimum of critical thinking and research#before interacting with painfully obvious bait for discourse#I’m certainly no better than anyone else do not get me wrong#but believe it or not Google is still functional - just not as simple as it used to be#it is almost 2025#use firefox or brave and apply uBlock Origin#also xkit#it is fast it is easy it is free#also consider the humble block button#if experiencing any sort of social resistance causes a reaction of visceral distress#Then my sibling in Christ please I say this with the love of God in my heart - log off and go outside#HALT: are you Hungry? Angry? Lonely? Tired?#it’s okay to do something about it#here’s a take as hot as hell: most of the suffering on earth is artificially inflicted (the real ‘AI’)#alright I have taken up enough of your time#go drink some water take a deep breath and do what is healthy for yourself and others#I love you
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my writing is honestly way less stories than like,,, collages around a certain theme
#usually barely know the theme myself#im really not a writer#i tend to say poet half jokingly but im not really a poet either i have no poetical skill#im just a collage artist#just bc it's words youre collaging doesnt mean youre writing anything#but like my fic and my videos function in v v similar ways#am i writing dialogue when i arrange snippets of audio in a specific way to imply new meanings?#no more than i am writing dialogue when it's just my keyboard and my google docs#t b h#i mean half the lines in my written dialogue tend to be actual lines from the show too#repurposed
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I say this with the deepest sense of hatred imaginable, fuck this article
#‘read more’ no I don’t think I will#hey google why was this a recommended article. wanna tell me why that is. wanna tell me why you thought I’d like this shit#there’s a difference between an opinion piece and literal ableism lmao fuck you man#this especially hits a nerve for me because I was a quote unquote snobby kid who was really just autistic#yeah hate to break it to you but I wasn’t locking myself in my room everyday and destroying things and screaming because I was bored#it was because I had debilitating anxiety and sensory overload that I didn’t understand or know how to deal with#pretty funny how the ‘snobby’ behavior stopped almost the second I got on meds and learned coping skills. huh. interesting#actually fuck this by the way this makes me so angry I can’t even verbalize it#yes there are kids who are just Being Kids. but ever stop to consider that maybe they’re going through something they can’t verbalize#saying that autistic behaviors are bratty is So fucking damaging. ppl will internalize it and turn that stress towards themselves#meltdowns that would’ve otherwise been outward get internalized and start self destructive behavior#my fucking source? points at myself#and using the term ‘functioning’ also pisses me the hell off#yeah I’m ‘high functioning’ until I’m Not and I can’t talk or move#also Nobody is just handing out autism diagnoses left and right to random kids who are defiant sometimes#my brother in Christ I would like to see a source for that. where’s the proof that this is happening other than rising autism rates#fuck you fuck you and most importantly actually just plain fuck you#I’ve been treated like shit by total strangers because I have selective mutism. that shit is traumatic#I wasn’t fucking Misbehaving when an old fuck starting publically yelling at me and berating me because I didn’t say hi back to him#I wasnt being ‘defiant’ when I could barely leave my fucking room for weeks afterwards and had panic attacks every fucking day#why the fuck would anyone let this article be published#tw ableism#so sorry for not being ladylike! it’s not the Victorian era you dipshit! I’m not trying to be rude I am autistic#but apparently autism doesn’t work like that so oh ok I guess I’m just a bad person. thanks for confirming my suspicions
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Recent things.. mostly just writing screenshots lol
#There's a water problem in the apartment so thats been taking most of my attention lol.. the way maintenance happens here is just#this big long vague wait with no clear communication. You just send in a request to the apartment building and then you might hear from the#any weekday from 8am - 4pm any time after that. Sometimes it's quick but sometimes its like days before you hear anything. So then#you just have to be operating under the assumption that at any time during working hours you might get a call or a knock at the door#Like if you were expecting company at any time for a week straight ghjhj.. ANYWAY.. I've been working on making a little discord#server thing for the game maybe for playtesters to communicate in initially i guess but then also after it's out or... something like that.#no idea how all of that works. but you hear about people doing it. or something... Still not entirely sold on the idea since I'm not really#a big user of discord format speaking (like little chats and stuff) but.. again idk.. seems like.. common.. for things...(< socially odd#hermit fumbling through trying to imitate what '''normal''' people do/enjoy/desire lol..). Since I think my biggest issue is I am very bad#at socializing and thus marketing since a lot of that is social. The type to just google ''what do people do about games once they've#made them'' and just go after whatever the top 10 things apparently are hjbjhbjh... But like I said. still unsure it will be utilized. it#all feels very awkward to me. then again most things do. But that's what the ''overall progress'' screenshot is from. the little channel#where I've been posting updates to myself lol. Also ''coding'' in that being used very lightly consdering it's ren'py and I'm only using#the very bare bones most basic functionality of it lol. Extremely intense highly daunting master level coding such as ''if x then y''. gbjh#slacked on writing a lot due to the evil maintenance and such things... and just general... appointments... events... aughhhhhh#I think it's Goose Time here or something because nearly every day I hear big V shaped rows of geese flying by like multiple#times a day and they're so pretty and neat to watch. They've really inspired me somehow. Today it was rainy and gray skied and high winds#and cold (some of my favorite most beautiful weather) and I went out to check the mail and like 6 or 7 rows of geese fluttered#by in the air. I felt like that meme image of that guy that looks kind of weird (william dafoe??) and its like black and white and#he's looking up at something almost teary eyed wide eyed in awe.. The goose... those are my goose.. the universe sent those gooses just#for me and the high speed winds blowing my coat open and chilling my face... a tender platonic kiss from the world is often delivered#by way of chilly weather and bird formations.. peace and love on planet earth truly..#OH and of course.. boy with boy!!!! shout out to those little mcdonalds toy animal plushies from like 2006 or something. I found the#gray cat one and was like.. hrmm.. I have one of those as well (a real life gray cat). surely they're friends now.
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ive had the same macbook for like 8-9 years now and i only just now started using the file tags in finder and i feel like a massive dumbass for not having bothered to learn what all that was about before this point lol
#its so useful! is there anything analogous to it on google drive?#this is the only laptop ive ever had and our desktop computers at home and at school growing up were windows#so most functionalities that are unique to mac OS are foreign to me and i have barely touched a lot of them
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goddddd I have GOT to start making livable money independently I cannot fucking do this "having a job" shit anymore!!!!!!
#i don't get it! i don't get how anyone can do this!!#how do you people show up to work and get paid pennies to be dehumanized and disrespected for hours without going home#and immediately googling 'how to get away with arson'#two months is a better run than usual but today i officially hit the 'i need to quit this job immediately before i turn violent' stage#but i can't! i can't do that i am only barely surviving on the money i have right now :)))#it stings extra hard to be feeling this way at a job i actually felt a little optimistic when i started#it really is just me isn't it. i can't function like this
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SIF2 can you please just die already
#why do they wanna be voted google play game oty BRO YOUR GAME SUCKS#ITS BEEN AROUND FOR LESS THAN A YEAR AND ALREADY HAS A BIGGER APP SIZE THAN THE FIRST#THE GACHA SUCKS AND THE ORIGINAL ONLY HAD A 1% UR RATE LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK#HOW IS YOUR 3% WORSE THAN THE 1%#THE GAME BARELY FUNCTIONS AND YOU STILL HAVENT RELEASED EN AND ITS ALMOST 2024#sif i miss you i just want you back
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i really miss old internet when logout buttons weren't like. hidden underneath three menus and two sidebars. idk.
#tumblr#social media#in general#thoughts from hel#this stuff used to be in the corner. right there. i do not want to go hunting for basic account functionality#negative#just barely but keeping things organized here o7!!! keeping things happy outside of this tag#okay as an addendum to this#what about that trend of sticking everything into folders or dropdown sections idk#like why did google drive just now move their “star this file” feature under the “organize” section in their menu#i don't think that's what the starring feature is actually called but yknow#it's not like there were too many options in the menu before??? were there??? am i wrong????#it was a perfectly reasonable number of options and then they hid them away. so it's even harder#to star a file than it was before. okay yeah ngl my problem is mostly that i love starring files#now every file i star takes +2 clicks plus whatever amt of time it takes for me to realize it's been hidden in the menu#upset.#“organize” as a section title sounds like the sort of label i would and historically have come up with when i need to put stuff away#but have no fucking clue how to describe whats inside the box. vibes only sorting.#just bc it's so damn vague#long tags#i guess lmfao i kinda just went off in here#what do you mean “organize”. what if changing the color of the folder was your definition of organize. what if renaming things#for sorting purposes was your definition of organize. why is google making it so goddamn difficult to#navigate a goddamn file system. every operating system has one. figure it out omggggg#maybe i am complaining in the wrong place bc this is the anti google website#or maybe that makes it the right place idk
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13, trying to prevent yaz from spiralling when they get separated: i need you to do a deepdive into eschatology
#fghgjhjhggh#'yea i know this sucks babe but we'll figure it out the fate of the world is on your shoulders i believe in you kisses <3'#like thats where you'll end up right#'find out when the aliens come try and take over'#eschatology and death cults and conspiracy theories probably#forced to sift through like centuries of that stuff for years on end trying to find the Real in all of it#and you cant.......stop. bc the world will end#i dont think you come out of that.................normal#even with the best starting condition you dont come out of that normal but yaz is like#functional only by virtue of her circumstances i think#she looks fine bc shes standing next to 13#i dont think shes normal under the surface#i dont think 4 years of apocalypticism left her untouched#dan either i mean i dont think anyone comes out of that untouched but these two are like barely keeping it together beforehand#can you imagine how WEIRD theyve become#can you imagine how obliviously and kind of unsettlingly weird they'd be in support groups#the others would get it like sure none of us are really normal anymore but like#i think they'd be weird#4 years of having to depend on each other and not knowing if you'll get back home and having to take The End Times seriously nonstop as a#matter of urgency and duty#and then losing the third member of your party?#dan and yaz will be so weird and fucked up#iknow im repeating myself but im just trying to put myself in the frame of mind of#having to take intepretations of the end times seriously for 4 years#when youre already like a lowkey suicidal person to begin with#i think if yaz hangs out with 14 she'll say such weird and fucked up things entirely obliviously and he'd be like O.O#she probably still has 1900 habits that show up unexpectedly#or like just miscalibrated. has to take a trip to another country and takes a train bc she forgets planes exist#has to look up somethign and just goes SIGH. gets her coat to go to the library. and ryans like ??? ive googled it#and shes like oh fuck google
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non alcohol gang rise up - @milkstore
god i've been anti-drinking my whole life and probably will be once again from this point on.... curiosity will be the bane of my existence why did i think this would be interesting
#june's asks#milkstore's input#AND NOW I CANT DO ANY OF MY CREATIVE HOBBIES#BECAUSE MY COGNITION IS BARELY FUNCTIONAL#anyways never again#time to google how to sober up#i didn't drink before and i shant regularly from this point on#i hope this will be an enlightening experience for my future self#if you want a nice buzz. drink caffeine. not alcohol#not poison#alcohol tw
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2024 has been so eventful so far. Had a baby, finished my MA degree (just waiting for graduation to be approved), and submitted a story to Conjunctions which I fully expect to be rejected in three to six months time.
I’ve tried starting on my YA WIP, but wouldn’t you know, babies require a lot of attention and care. I may have to revert to writing by my thumb with my phone like I did my capstone.
#writing#writblr#writeblr#writing community#just glad that Word for web has an app that is pretty functional#sorry but Google docs is barely functional as a word processor
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I think it should be illegal to make websites that only work on google chrome. The number of times I have had issues with a website and someone has told me to “just download chrome” as if chrome isn’t slowly going to shit and also scraping all my data. I’m sorry but if you want me to interact with your service I shouldn’t have to seek my digital soul to the demon formerly known as Google
#ani rambles#just like. fuck man. Google chrome used to be kinda ok too#now it’s just a pile of barely functioning crap with a fancy coat of paint
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bro how am i supposed to live when i'm this anxious every day. i dont have insurance man
#i cant even eat and im barely functional el em ay oh#bonito's treatment is going to be at minimum another 2 weeks#i dont know if i can do another 3 weeks of being worried literally sick#google how do i stop being anxious about my cat dying
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hey google, how do you human
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Absolutely insane and fucked up that they make laptops without HDMI ports now. what the fuck did you do to her she was so versatile
#this laptop i have is so fucking ass its a chromebook that can barely do shit and i want so badly to chuck it out a window#the screens not busted and all the keys work so in that way its better than my last one but DUDE#this shit is barely functional unless youre a google teet-sucking pleb#it was cheap from a pawn shop so i cant be that mad but. im mad lmao#roach.txt
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