#GOD NO ONE TALK TO ME

[walmartbrandwhatever]

Marcia who has always shown her emotions on her face. Marcia who meets two-bit at the drive-in and almost cries finally meeting someone who shares the same type of personality she has. Marcia who had sat waiting to here her phone ring as she comforted a then sleeping Cherry. Marcia who realized that he wouldn't be calling. Marcia who's live took such a downfall so quickly. Marcia who watched in horror as her boyfriend beat the shit outta a kid who didn't deserve to feel any pain. Marcia who after breaking up with Trip sees Two-bit, their eyes meeting, and just sobbing even harder as she runs off to her car. Marcia who slowly heals after everything and starts racing again. Marcia who sees Two-bit out of the corner of her eye as she racing. Marcia who laughs like crazy they second they start talking again. Marcia who falls so deeply in love with two-bit but can't act on her feelings just staring at him from across the parking lot during lunch with the most gutted look. Marcia who denys Cherry accusations of liking him despite knowing Cherry knows exactly what she's thinking. Marcia who when she finally gets together with two-bit just stares at him with the most loving face ever because she's finally happy and she's with the guy of her dreams.

Two-bit who has never shown how he truly feels to anyone. Two-bit who constantly drinks himself until he can't see the sad kid who is hurting so badly. Two-bit who dates so many girls trying to find the right one but no one seems quite right. Two-bit who meets Marcia at the drive-in and is stumbling over his words because he never expected someone to match his energy. Two-bit who tosses her number into the gutters with a gutted heart thinking it was a fake. Two-bit who goes through so much that week and losing two people he cared about so much. Two-bit losing himself, thinking about all the what ifs in the world. Two-bit who is dragged to the rodeo by Ace after months of being miserable after everything. Two-bit who watches Marcia in awe as she competes in barrel racing. Two-bit who works up the courage to talk to her. Two-Bit who after a month of talking ask her on a date. Two-bit smiling so wide after catching Marcia staring at him as she sits on her bed waiting for him to come sit down next to her.

Them laying down on the couch next to eachother just so happy to be where they are now.

[breakingb4tz]

this song was specifically made for them btw

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[hinamie]

make it vicious, take a stab

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[marxistgnome]

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

[lara-cairncross]

take so good im posting it here too

[teaboot]

Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ghouls night out

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[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi of Jang Hui died young. She was sixteen and unwed. A kind child, protective and lonely—thus unfit for this world.

Izumi of Jang Hui was murdered. The Painted Lady was born out of hatred and grief. Her skin is painted red with the patterns of her scars. Her home is the river where the Dark Water Spirit dwells—he who found her, drowned and beautiful.

Build shrines by the river and pray for her good will. Harm her land or people and pray for mercy.

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

i'm sorry but ingo's "unfortunately not" in that comic is very funny to me

[hinamie]

playing around w slightly different hair renders