#GO TO SLEEP AND STOP BOTHERING ME
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starreo · 1 year ago
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ok so back to the q right.
in the situation of he's always flirting w u then would u want to be y/n or would u want to be the gf
idw answer this
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kurthummeldeservesbetter · 2 months ago
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imagine viktor didn't mean to start the cult but the people he healed just keep coming back and building homes, starting farms and other shit. like he wants to heal people but they wont fucking leave and he's too awkward to tell them to leave because they're so happy and grateful.
like this was supposed to be his solo healing trip with astral vision sky and instead these people wont leave him tf alone and no one's called him by his actual name in weeks. all he wants to do is heal some shimmer addicts then send them on their way so he can explore the arcane but now hes being roped into meetings about dome structures and irrigation methods.
jayce comes into kill him and hes like thank goddddd jayce please tell them to leave i cant. they call me the herald and for a few weeks i though they were calling me harold and i was too tired to correct them now its gone too far. they keep asking me if we should add livestock to the farm. jayce i know nothing about farming please help me. jayce they're too nice tell them to leave.
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moeblob · 8 months ago
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I'm on an OC kick and also super indecisive so I spun a wheel (thank you for choosing for me, RNG).
Ricardo is a body guard and is bffs with Marlo. Ricardo's current job is watching after a celebrity's daughter who the public doesn't know even exists. She's just a teenage girl vibing with her mom and getting texts and calls from her dad (who loves her a whole lot and keeps her out of the spotlight very purposefully) and has this bodyguard and his weird friend. Marlo is just vibing with his best friend.
(Also Marlo would absolutely laugh if he heard Ricardo say "someone called me eye candy and it wasn't you and now I think you should call me that")
#my characters#i have an ask in my inbox that has me obsessively thinking about drawing fanart#but i just dont have the energy for what i want to draw for it#its been a rough day guys im dying (allergies and lacking sleep)#(why are allergies so bad today i ask after shoving my face into a cat while knowing im allergic to cats)#there are some prices i will always suffer and pay in life and the cat allergy is one of them you cant keep me away from a cat#im shoving my face in their fur and you CANT STOP ME FROM IT and also they kept bothering me#anyway i got to bed at like 6am after a lot of zoomies and restless legs and then#woke up with both cats in the guest bed with me and man i will not know peace for a few days#worth it tho bc i love them and i will take suffering if it means cattention#i dont really have much to say about the ocs tbh theyre just buddies being guys and then theres a teenage girl sometimes#and people suspect ricardo is her dad and she cant really say no my dads (celebrity) since thats the entire point of rico#so she makes sure its not troublesome for him to have people assume things like that and hes just#idc im in love with my best friend and hes not giving me any kids so not like anyone will start drama if im not with your mom#but he is also ! friends with the celebrity and his wife so he does just go on Family Outings with the wife and daughter#and sometimes marlo because the wife knows of him and invites him sometimes but she treats#rico and marlo like sons instead which is a bit weird to the daughter but she likes her weird fake brothers slash dad and question mark#marlo dyes his hair pink if that matters and has been doing so for a v long time
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xxplastic-cubexx · 24 days ago
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Okay but pls imagine a pinup of Erik where it's his own helmet being used to cover his pirates
Oh if only you hadnt typod that i woulda prob done a quick mock up but now i can only imagine erik hiding a bunch of tiny lil pirates under his helmet 😭😭
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spacevixenmusic · 4 months ago
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Source: Josie & The Pussycats [1970]
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ana-rends · 8 months ago
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i would rather live with ana for the rest of my life than binge like this ever again
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lesbiansanemi · 23 days ago
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The sheer desperation and frenzied manner that I keep telling myself “just one more week just one more week just one more week” to keep from snapping and going fucking insane is honestly getting concerning
#I think I’m just at my limit#in a lot of ways but mostly in the fact that I have literally been unable to exist#by myself somewhere peaceful and quiet in MONTHS now#like because she isn’t work she is ALWAYS home so I can’t even get a couple hours to myself every now and then#I wake up in the morning and she’s up stomping around and banging cabinet doors open and closed#and watching videos on her phone at such a loud volume I can hear it across the apartment with my door closed#I come home from work. same thing#I go to bed at night. same thing#does she ever FUCKING SLEEP????#like I’m sorry maybe it’s the autism and it wouldn’t bother most ppl as badly#but if I don’t get some actual genuinely quiet time to myself where I don’t have to hear/deal with another person#I feel like I’m gonna explode into shrapnel#also I’m not exaggerating I hear literally every step she takes because she stomps around#I feel so bad for the ppl who live before us#it just ties back to her being completely situationally unaware and inconsiderate of literally everyone else#like girl you try to be quiet for the sake of other ppl and the fact that you never learned this is astounding#also I’m so goddamn fucking sick of her cat it’s like he knows we’re leaving so he’s being as god awful as possible#he has ripped apart a lot of the boxes I’ve gotten for moving#and has been antagonizing my cat even MORE often and then morning she has scratches on her face from him 🙃#and yes this is while my roommate was out sitting on the couch and did fuck all to get him to stop#because she still thinks it’s funny and my cat is ‘just a bitchy girl who’s playing hard to get’#I need it to be the first so bad so so so so fucking bad GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEE#kaz rambles
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cuntwrap--supreme · 3 months ago
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Dog has a swollen lymph node. Just one for now. Which means her cancer is getting worse already. The longer this goes on, the more detached I feel from reality.
#I've been barely eating for over a week now and don't feel it#all the money i have is going towards her. i have enough body fat to survive without eating properly for a while.#but I'm just not hungry because nothing feels real right now#she's been breathing with more difficulty the past couple days too so i know the tumor on her tongue is getting larger#she's been whining so much too. like way more than she ever has.#and the prednisone has increased her appetite by so much that she's eating almost double what she normally would#she's skipped eating in the morning almost her whole life. don't know why. she's just a picky bitch like that.#but now she wants extra food in thd morning and snacks during the day and extra food at night#i was worried her food would go to waste after she died but goddamn#it definitely will be eaten plus some at this rate#she seems so normal. but i know she's getting worse every day and probably just doesn't want to bother me.#that's the worst thing about dogs. they don't want to bother you.#she's so opinionated when it comes to things she wants to eat or play with. but she's never let me know when she was in pain.#the only times she has are emergency vet visit times#like when my ex broke her tail and she kept putting her butt in my face to tell me shit was fucked up#or another time when her gut bacteria somehow got out of whack and she shat bright red blood all over my house#or when she broke a claw so bad it damaged the bone underneath#anything minor and i have to find it on my own#she's extra spoiled right now#i never tell her to stop unless she's doing something potentially dangerous#like yeah. let's sniff that same spot on the same bush you smell 8x a day for ten minutes girl.#you look hungry. have some peanuts or freetos or cotton candy.#you want snacks even though you just had snacks? bitch. have some more.#you want to sleep in my spot on the bed? thats ok. I'll go to the othef sidd where i don't have my cpap. get comfy.#i feel bad denying her anything when i know she only has a set amount of experiences left#there's a finite amount of sniffs she can snorf or food to be fed and i know it's pretty limited.#and then i get days like today where i don't even really start working until the time I'd normally be getting home#and that enrages me like little else can do because it's taking away from time with the only living thing that's real to me#except the longer i have knowing she's dying the less 'here' i feel. which makes her seem less real.#and i hate it. but i deny myself pain by pretending shit isn't real until it isn't. and then there's no more pain.
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softshuji · 1 year ago
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Sometimes it feels like my mom punishes me for things I can't control and it's actually kinda really upsetting.
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sagevinyls · 2 years ago
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where else am i gonna find a show like lockwood and co? like genuinely, one where the teenagers look their age, the plot has substance to it, the characters have endless depth like ur dipping ur toes into an endless pool, they pull you in, a show where the sets feel lived in and messy, a show with yearning glances that could possibly rival lockwood and lucy's heated eye contact, a show abt friendship, abt ghosts, abt surviving, abt mysteries, abt family?
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coern · 7 months ago
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i have been trying to fall asleep for almost an entire gayass hour
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anothermonikan · 9 months ago
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Anyone want my boobs. I don't want them. Take them from me. Now
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merevide · 1 year ago
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omg the way i couldn’t even silently look miserable and watch my video essays in peace today these two guys kept bothering me and snickering about it….i should’ve socked them in the jaw💔
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eroticlizardfiction · 10 months ago
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If I ever show up to work without wearing makeup you should know I'm about to quit
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malikson · 1 year ago
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livvyofthelake · 11 months ago
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and why do people need to be shopping right now. it’s tuesday….
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