#GIVE ME YOUR PHONE
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Mike meme redraw + alt version.
#jabroni mike#twitch streamer#fan art#fanart#meme#let's take ibuprofen together#give me your phone#myart#art#myartwork#artist#artwork#digitalart#art🎨
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as per a request i re-rendered my last piece in widescreen for use as a wallpaper. it was a little bit of a pain because blender kept crashing and taking hours to actually work .. but i got to add a kh2 opening vibe that the last version didnt have ^^
#sora#kh4#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts iv#cgi#b3d#kh fanart#this game doesn't feel real anymore#it's a figment of my imagination#give me your phone#he says#or your gender
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@somaticmilk
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Damian's had a rough time lately 😨 go hurt some bad guys with your dad
#Damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#batman#batman and robin#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc fan art#snark art#our boy needs a proper holiday that doesn't involve a death tournament#pack your bags Damian we're going to DINOSAUR ISLAND#I'm sure nothing bad will happen#wow this looks so much more saturated on my phone#JOKES ON YOU i LOVE super saturated colour pallettes ha ha#oversaturated pallettes give me MAGIC
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THE FUCK IS SO EXCITING ON YOUR FeED THAT YOU LIKED 1000 POST IN 24 HOURSV???
THERE'S A LIMIT FOR TUMBLR LIKES?????????!?!?!?!???????
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important context: they found him moping over a picture of him and d-16 at 1AM :/ gotta lay down some of that collective wisdom when needed and they're Not enabling bad taste ://
haunted au
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#tfone#maccadam#optimus prime#tfone optimus prime#megatronus prime#solus prime#prima prime#tf primes#tfone primes#haunted au#optimus: primus give me patience because if you give me strength-#they're those friends that see you looking at your ex's contact and throw your phone through the window#they were there to get you through that breakup once already and they're not doing it again or so help them-#my art
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can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke
and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.
and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”
it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit
god i love eddie munson
#this is the type of energy i need#give me the sassy man apocalypse or whatever the kids are calling it#he would spoil you when he *could* just#he loves doing it when he’s sitting across the room from him and you just look up from your phone so slowly#so annoyed as you slowly flip him off#and he gets out all his giggles before he sighs and finally gets up like ‘c’mon let’s go get coffee or something fr’#and you’d be like ‘you paying?’ and he’d be like ‘of course. if i didn’t that would just be *cruel* baby’#eddie munson#eddie munson imagine#stranger things#i do make myself giggle#i’m specifically imagining the ‘don’t spend this all at once’ being attached to him sending ONE cent#god he’d annoy me so badly i need him#eddie munson x reader
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#aaaa dangit ;v;#first of all it's honestly unfathomable you managed to draw this on your phone how on earth#you must have some intense fine motor skills to achieve this kind of precision on such a small screen#zero judging necessary#their body language seems so natural yet expressive I love it#the way Vasco is leaning over the counter like he owns the place (he doesn't but certainly does his best to give that impression)#his expression is terribly endearing as well#to me he seems a tiny bit hesitant which is a fun contrast to his confident pose#and Machete sipping his coffee with such finesse#you made him look so refined#but he's just called white boy now#really makes you think of the awkward and drawn-out trying-to-break-the-ice phase that probably preceded this#this is so sweet and you depicted them so well! thank you!#gift art#nejd08#own characters#Vasco#Machete#modern au#I wonder if Vasco is a genuine caffeine wizard#or is he just average at best or even lowkey awful and Machete keeps going there anyway because the barista is cute and nice to him
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THIS IS NOT OK
its because i thought if you knew, you wouldnt love me the same
#WHAT THE HELL#I JUST LOGGED ON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A WEEK#AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE?#GIVE ME YOUR PHONE#IM NOT OK#THIS IS NOT OK#DONT TOUCH ME#DONT TALK TO ME#DONT LOOK AT ME#(real note this is so pretty)#well done#not my art#i actually love this#but I’m distraught#so fuck you#(smooches you gently)#holds them in my hands#I hate you sm#/lovingly#spider man#I won’t forget this#(threat)#spider man noir#spiderman noir#spidermannoir#this should affect your credit score#marvel comics#spidermannoir comics#crying#sobbing
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hello good morning i cannot stop thinking about sunday’s defined jawline,,, daydreaming about stringing a garland of sweet, spit-slicked kisses along his jaw, leaving a messy lil trail of saliva petals stamped into his skin ( ੭ ˘ ³˘)੭°。⋆♡‧₊˚ and then when you giggle after, admiring your work and pressing one last kiss to his chin, he shivers, the melody of your laughter airy and cool as it dances across his damp flesh ♡ a small, soft, lingering caress he will feel the ghost of for the rest of the day, keeping one corner of his mind on you at all times
so strong and sharp it could slice through granite (*ノωノ)
#i have an EMBARRASSING amount of photos of his jaw saved to my phone#it’s really uhhhhh something#he truly turns me into a fiend i love him so much!!!!!!!!!!!#sunday hsr#hsr sunday#sunday x reader#sunday x you#give him kissie!!!!!!!!!!#also have a fab monday everyone!!! i hope the start to your week is smooth and lovely <33#inky.sunday#clari chatters
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It's a Izu
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#izutsumi#izutsumi dungeon meshi#I Drew This#this gives me “Do you have games on your phone?” vibes
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my world gets slower
Zuko moves closer to Sokka on the bed without dislodging their positions and tries to temper his prying instinct. Contrary to his usual penchant for chatter, Sokka doesn’t love discussing his feelings, especially if he’s still distracted by whatever put him in this mood in the first place–or chronic pain.
"Want a massage?"
Zuko makes Sokka’s bad day better.
Rated E
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, porn with emotional development, Sokka Has Chronic Pain (Avatar), background Mai and Katara, Shower Sex, Trans Sokka (Avatar), Trans Male Character, Service Top Zuko, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Banter, they're down bad your honor, to be clear this is mostly porn. they just take their time getting there
Deeply inspired by many discussions with ash and specifically by her arts which you can delight in in full now on ao3!! and reblog smitten zukka here too <33
#my writing#switch#aaaaa releasing this into the world I'm a proud parent fr#so glad to finally Want feedback on my work. ty also (so belatedly lmao) to everyone who did work for zukka thirst#bc that treasure trove absolutelyyy inspired me to finally clean this up and post it#anyway pleaseeee lmk what u think aaaaa#HOPE U ENJOYYYYYY >:)#and ESP ash's art bc holy shit. genuinely have been thinking abt it for over a yearrrr#happy holidays hope this gives u sth to do on your phone when ur avoiding ur family. or whatever ppl do on christmas#twas the night before christmas and all through the house. something something visions of sokka's dicks danced in your head#nsft
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can we PLEASEEEEE talk about nico sturm's white boy swag PLEASE. like what was that. why were the sharks so intensely hiding his white boy swag. "oh we got him for his face offs" WHAT ABOUT HIS WHITE BOY SWAG. imagine if the sharks had not made a holiday music video we would not have never known about nico sturm's insane white boy swag. ik you all are consumed with thing1 and thing2 and also thing3 and thing4 but what was going on with nico sturm in that video, we need to discuss. why was he the only one giving it's big and i know what to do with it energy. ON THE SHARKS?? HELLO
ALSO. cody ceci can't rap nor should he ever again get his ass off the mic but he DID sound like an npr show host. he has the smooth tenor of a man telling me on all songs considered that this all-female octogenarian shoegaze quartet is going to be playing at hardly strictly bluegrass this year. or like a guy who was an overnight host for a classical music station. he's telling me he's got gershwin to accompany me through the cold winter night. he's signing off with an instrumental version of "st. james infirmary" at 6am. he calls his listeners his "lovers" and gets away with it bc the only people who listen to overnight classic music stations are lonely old men and particularly unwell college students. ohhhh cody ceci you're wasted as a dman you should be romancing old men
#HEAVILY REDACTED BUT I FEEL NICO'S BDE IS THE REASON MARIO HAD TO LIE AND SAY HE'D BEEN YAPPING TOO MUCH#guys i woke up so evil this morning i think i spent six solid hours airing my grievances to ko until i realized it was because my feet#were cold and had been all day. went to beryl and said beryl my feet are cold and beryl said well i think wool socks are going to be#better for you in this climate than cotton and i said WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A NEW WARDROBE FOR AN ENTIRELY NEW CLIMATE#like i did have a winter coat and winter boots to be clear but?? so i made a large wool sock purchase and a smaller slippers purchase#and can i state for the record i did live in baltimore for four years over a decade ago when snow was real. i did live in a colder climate#than the bay area winters i have become accustomed to#but looking back i just have no memory of how i survived that. friends from ohio telling me how to dress i guess#keats got a new parka too. but i bought that before i realized i was cold. but if HE'S cold I'M cold#i think ko heard like every complaint under the sun. i think i invented new things to be cheesed off at as i was going#except the 15 minute interlude where i turned to k and popped off about how the sharks treat goosh#but if i start talking about that again the sap center is in danger of becoming a new feature in the wetlands#fine i will be brave and say it. i think nico said ok if you lost your adhd fidget toy (phone) then i will give you a new one (his dick)#BYE. BYE#fresno oilers.txt#my feet are cold :(#fresno oilers.write
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...Unfortunately, no. I don't doubt that you hear something, but we can't hear anything on our end. What does it sound like?
(If you’re going to help out, it’d great to also add something to distract him :-) )
#Youre being asked for help. Dont fuck up this opportunity. Or do. I cant control you. :-)#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#teehee hope youre enjoying the aftermath recovery of what you causseeeddd#ill fix the gif looping when i get homeeee because for whatever reason my phone wont let me have stopping gifs???#not animating the static for this one because the file size is huggeeeee and also thats a lot of damn work for how many frames there are#thank you anon so much for playing along AND giving a great ask!!! very well worded i appreciate it#WAAAGGHHH WAGGHHHH YOURE MAKIBGVME FEEL BAD#:-(
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i made this personally for me but you guys can have it too.
#darth jadus#swtor#jadus voice: give me your phone#my only contribution. booed and hit with tomatoes#i'm back in the fucking building again.mp3
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