show why are you even trying to play it like this is another example of their incompatibility when it’s freaking cute as hell and fabiola obviously and absolutely smooched the face paint off aneesa’s cheeks later when she finally handed over the sign
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Please please please can Steph brown and Kate bishop meet up please please they’re both queens who love porpol they’d be besties actually better yet they’d be kickass purple girlfriends yes yes
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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@keyzkiller; hope durmott sent to phoebe halliwell: who did this?
phoebe winced slightly as she gingerly touched the edge of the bruise around her eye, feeling the dull throb beneath her fingertips. she offered hope a reassuring smile, even though her heart was still racing from the earlier confrontation. “ hope, it’s okay, ” phoebe said, trying to keep her voice calm and steady. “ really, i’ve been through worse. but i appreciate you worrying about me. ” she paused, her mind replaying the encounter with the demon that had caught her off guard. “ it was just one of those things that happen when you’re a halliwell, ” she continued with a small, wry chuckle. “ you know how it goes—demons pop up, chaos ensues. this one just got a lucky shot in before i could react. ” phoebe sighed and shook her head, feeling a mix of frustration and resolve. “ but don’t worry. we’re going to handle it. my sisters and i are already working on a plan to track him down and make sure he doesn’t hurt anyone else. it’s what we do. ”
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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
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