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[skyplayssplatoon3]

Grand Festival Items are AVAILABLE!! (NA/JP)

[Source: OatmealDome]

The News Article for all of the Grand Fest gear should be on your system now, granted you are in North America and Japan!

TRULY HOPING EVERYONE ELSE GETS IT SOON...

[gaydexvocaloid]

hihi, sorry if youve gotten this question before, but would you mind sharing what kind of laptop you use to make your covers? trying to get synthv/vocaloid for my birthday but i wanna know which laptop is good for it

hihiii dw i haven’t gotten this ask before!! okay so i don’t know the specifics exactllly but it’s a HP laptop with a AMD Ryzen 5 7520U processor/graphics card? i think . it has like 8GB memory/ram and i wanna say 150GB something storage, if you want even more like SPECIFIC specifics when i open my laptop again tomroeow i can try investigate in my laptops settings LOL . just send another ask abt it and i’ll reply to it once i can get more info :3

my laptop runs it pretty well, sometimes it eats my cpu but yk . it also runs roblox which is awesome . so like . it’s pretty good! i think it was about £600 originally but i got it in september last year during a like.. student sale thing, so i got it for like £400, it works well tho for what it is!! i don’t know much abt laptops so i got a friend who studies computers to help me pick this one :3

[tony-andonuts]

God I wish I didnt get ostrasised by all but like 4 of my peers because holyfucking shit am I overworked and need a hug

[fitgothgirl]

wdyd when one of the reasons/signs you need to see your therapist is bc doing things like texting your therapist to schedule is really hard

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Ashes to Ashes (Beetlejuice One-Shot)

Betelgeuse x GN!Reader / 18+ / requests are open

Summary: Beej does not love it when you talk to strangers at the bar. He likes it even less when you laugh at their jokes.

Fic type: smut

EVERYTHING: @winchxters @calliopesdiary @xxxsugarcyanidexxx

BEETLEJUICE: @im-eating-rn (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)

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"Not so fuckin' funny now, huh?" BJ snorts, fingers wrapped around your throat just the way you like. He's got a cigarette dangling from his lips- something that he only does when he's feeling dominant, feeling possessive. When he wants you to think he doesn't care. It's just an act, of course, and if you were to ask him to stop, he would but he knows you like it when he plays mean.

He is mean, technically.

"F-fuck, Beej, I'm sorry," you gasped between short breaths. Fucking hell his fingers felt good on your throat. The added chill of his skin just set your body off with tingles.

"Were his jokes funny, babe? Funnier than mine? What, think he can make you cum harder than I can, huh? Please, you'd be fuckin lost without me an' my magic fuckin' fingers buried in that cunt."

True, but he'd be lost without you, too. That's what this was, a display of his affection in his own fucked up way. In your way, too.

"Look at'cha, fucked dumb already and I've barely even touched you. Bet if I held on tight enough you'd cum over my hand on your throat, wouldn't you?" He snorted again before snapping his fingers with his other hand- suddenly, you were sat on his moth-eaten lounge, his hand still caught tight around your windpipe. He had you on his lap, straddling one suit-striped thigh.

"Go on, then, fuck yourself dumb on my leg, babe. Y'know y'wanna." A slick smile slid across his features as he pulled your face closer so he could plant his tongue on your cheek and trail it up the side of your face. "I know y'wanna, too, dollface."

His fingers loosened to allow more air through your windpipe and you sagged against him with the rush of it. Not that you couldn't breathe before, but you just felt giddy with the rush of it.

Experimentally, you rolled your hips against his thigh, delighting in the jolt of pleasure that rolled up your spine. Betelgeuse took another puff of his cigarette, looking almost completely unbothered.

"What, that all you got? Jeez, what d'I even keep you around for, eh?"

His nonchalant attitude and mean words should not have turned you on as much as they did, and neither should the way he exhaled his cigarette smoke in your face. But it did. You felt a bloom of heat unfurl in your lower belly.

"Gettin' off t'bein bullied now, huh, babe? Interesting," he inhaled once more. Blowing it out the side of his mouth, he added, "Yeah, don't think I didn' notice that. Y'can't fuckin lie to me, babe."

Unconsciously, you chewed on the inside of your lip, in thought over this revelation. Beej sighed exasperatedly as he reached into your mouth and pulled your lip from the confines of your teeth.

"Don' do that- now, if you're done fuckin thinkin', hurry up and make yourself cum if you wanna keep daddy happy, baby."

You didn't need to be told twice. Picking up the pace, you rolled your hips against the smooth fabric of his trousers. BJ threw one arm around the back of the couch and held his cigarette in the other. He watched you, looking almost bored as you brought yourself to a whimpering mess for him.

He may have been trying to appear bored, but he could never hide that adoring little glint in his eye when he was truly enamoured by something you were doing. Rolling your hips and losing yourself to pleasure you were creating for yourself was something he could never get used to watching, but he sure did want to try.

"C'mon baby," he sighed, flicking the ashes so they fell over your flushed skin. "You can do it, yeah. Fuckin' cum for me."

You whimpered, hand reaching out to grab at his clothed bicep. Betelgeuse clicked his tongue but didn't remove your arm, watching as your movements grew jerky and your moans cut off in soft hitches of breath.

Another roll, two, and sparks shot from your nerve endings. Your thighs tightened around his own and Betelgeuse's hand slid down from the back of the lounge to curl around your hip, squeezing hard enough to hurt.

You groaned, hips slowly coming to a stop. You leaned forward, resting your forehead in the crook of his neck as you panted heavily with the comedown.

Beej reached around your neck to take one last puff before he put out the cigarette on the back of the couch like the grub he is. You peppered hot, open-mouthed kisses to his relatively cold skin, and he turned to pull you into a proper kiss.

"There now see," he grumbled, though the quirk of a smile told you he wasn't that upset any more. "No more fuckin talkin' to guys at the bar, babe, yeah?"

"Yes sir," you answered, tired and sated.

[1-ker0sene-1]

Your blog is like a buffet, thank you 🥺 I would like to maybe put in a wee little request of poly 141 with a reader that has arthritis with pain flare ups maybe, I'm kinda going through it rn with a bad flare

{Thank you for your lovely words and great request! I'm sorry about your flare, I hope it goes down soon!♥️ Take care of yourself pookie♥️ paraffin wax has helped some friends of mine :)}

John notices your flare first. The way you try to breathe through your pain and continue your tasks, eyes close and shudder for a second. His eyes soften and a frown etches on his face. Oh sweet thing, you've done enough. He just wants you to rest. He'll move closer to your side, a hand sliding warmly up your back before holding the nape of your neck. Authoritative, yet in a gentle manner.

"Darlin'?.. you doin' alright?"

He asks, he knows you're not. But whether you tell him you are or not gives him an inside to exactly how much pain you're in.

However no matter how you answer, he's sending you to go rest. Kissing your temple.

"Hm? How about you watch a movie with our boys? I'll take care of dinner.."

His arms wind around your waist, pulling your back into his chest. Kissing on your shoulder. He didn't want you to feel bad for needing a break. Besides the boys waiting on the couch would be more than willing to look after you.

"John you really don't have to worry about it-"

You can hear the creak in his knees as he bends to lift you up. An arm under your knees, and another behind your back. Kissing your cheek, his beard tickling your soft skin.

"We're home now. We can take care of you."

He mumbles. Glancing over as Kyle walks into the kitchen. Tilting his head at the scene.

"Something happen?"

He asks in a bit of alarm, raising his brows. John shakes his head coming over to stand in front of the younger man, holding you up between them. Mindlessly you reach up, skimming your fingers over Kyle's jaw. Who takes your hand gently and kisses your fingertips.

"I'm alright really-"

John sighs at your dismissal. Leaning to kiss Kyle's head just above the brow, explaining to him.

"Flare up.. darlin' will be up in no time. Just needs some rest and care is all."

Kyle hums in acknowledgement, taking you into his own arms. You groan at their dramatics, dolling you around like you can't move at all. But smile as Kyle peppers your cheek in kisses.

"Let's get you to the couch lovie.. I'm sure Johnny will be all too eager to give ya a massage while I get you an ice pack yeah?"

You sigh softly, leaning into his chest as he carries you into the living room. Despite your groaning earlier, it was nice to simply rest. Get the weight off your aching and stiff joints.

"Thank you sweetheart.."

You mumble into him, a smile spreading on his lips.

"Just loving you sweets, nothing any of us wouldn't wanna do."

Coming into the living room around to the couch, Simon sits up stiffly seeing you carried like that. Nearly throwing Johnny off on accident, earning a yelp from the scottsman. Seeing that look of pain threw the blonde man off.

"She alright?"

The question Simon asks makes Johnny blink and sit up as well. Kyle waves them off, slotting you carefully between the two men.

"Flare up."

Is the only words he needs to say. Before both Johnny and Simon envelop you in their arms.

"They're being dramatic- I'm not dying y'know-"

You giggle. Simon chuckles, an arm around Johnny's hips as you lay between them on his chest. Johnny laying almost on you, quite the effective soldier sandwich. Johnny kisses your collarbone. Leaning into the dramatics to cheer you up.

"Our wee lass. How are we ever gettin' by without you?"

He practically purrs. His hands warmly brush over you, serious for a couple seconds.

"Where does it hurt bonnie..?"

As you tell him, he caresses, massages, and feels over each area that you mention to him. Watching you with loving bright eyes. Occasionally leaning down to notch your lips together, swallowing up your groans of comfort. Simon licks his lips watching the both of you, gripping Johnny's mowhawk to pull him back a bit. Kissing him first, sloppy and rough.

You watch the two of them. Pressing a kiss to Johnny's throat from below him, your fingertips skim over Simons arm. When Si disconnects the kiss he leans down to kiss you next, gentle and soft. Moving slow and sweet with you. Now Johnny is watching with a lovestruck grin. Hands still kneading and massaging your aching joints.

Doesn't take long before Kyle walks back in with a couple of ice packs, kissing Simons cheek- which has the blonde pulling back. Just so Kyle can get the next kiss, cheekily pressing his tongue in to run over your mouth. You laugh and pull back when he's had his fun.

"Got your ice baby."

He hums, Simon takes the packs, resting them where Johnny is done massaging.

"Twenty minutes on and off!"

You can all hear John say sternly from the kitchen. Kyle smirks and nudges your shoulder.

"I'll go help the old man with dinner."

He says. You reach out before he can leave, bringing him into some drowning kisses from all three of you on the couch. Kyle finally slips away after a couple minutes of chasing eachothers mouths. Wiping his lips with a dazed smile as he heads back to the kitchen.

Johnny's cheek is on your chest now, cradling the back of his head close to you. Simon is kneading at your hips. Whispering into your hair.

".. We'll get you in a hot bath.. yeah doll? Warm you up.."

His Manchester accent purring in your ear.

"You won't have to move an inch. You take care of everything while we're deployed. Gotta do the same for our girl.."

[sevs-corner]

Back to more ideas on Tf 141: Mafia AU!

(Im world building rn + epilogue/ extra scene to the 1st Chapter)

Link to prev part:

So I was thinking how, the relationship would build between the 5 (Tf 141 and reader) naturally, ‘cause I want the story to build off of like small interactions and one shots but sometimes have like, coherent chapters in between to stabilize the “plot” per se.

(Im rusty with my writing skills and I kinda dont edit, ‘cause this is just practice for me but still lmao)

And I want it to be something gradual (just call it slow burn, they say) and I know I write interactions in a slow kinda way where it bounces back and forth from person to person, showing the reader’s perspective then subtly shifting to the character’s perspective— but I think I want to experiment into that, focusing more on dialogue and conversational exchanges that shows how close their relationship has gotten.

For ex, I was thinking how Soap was still wary of reader in the first chap- not as affectionate as he is with his mates right off the bat, he’s wary and it comes naturally in his line off work. You’re an oddity sure, but its not like he’ll put down his walls for you (yet). His speech is rough and clipped, not wanting to reveal much but letting you be privy to the information he can provide- in the mean time anyways.

Yet , at the same time, I want to show his attraction—

He’s enamored and has (maybe) a little crush, but who wouldn’t when you’re so pretty? Sitting there in the room where they grew up, blanket lazily draped across your form as your barely awake self tries to wake up on his bed, hair poking out in all sorts of places, drool dried at the side of your mouth but damn did he think you were a fresh sight to see in this city.

Maybe you were seducing him? Or was it the allure of the domesticity that was lacking in their relationship? He puts those thoughts to the back of his head ‘till he waits for the news of that meeting he was left out of last night- he feels its important when checking out who you really are.

They can’t afford to be careless, but on the other hand- you kinda were, when you first met them unfortunately, that is. Absent-minded and clumsy, that was what he thought of you as he stared at your tripped up self, sadly sitting in a puddle in pain. You were pale, shivering, and simply a mess.

Honestly, the more that he thought about it, the more it didn’t make sense to treat you like a threat. Well, at least not an active one at that. You could have been having an off day as a spy or an assassin, but if it were him— he wouldn’t be caught slacking like that in public, whether people knew him or of his occupation either way.

He could even see how you lowered your guard! Jeez, you should be more careful- especially with people like him and his mates- if you’re new to the place. He thinks you might be a lil’ looney for going to this place, especially that part of the city when all of its occupants know that it was mostly a dangerous area to get in to and stay at.

As the neutral hub for all of the mafioso around the cities, it is the one place for regular folks not to get involved in. (Unless you want to meet them of course, but he doubts that was your intention… or, shit- it could have been, considering how Price found something on you.)

Now he thinks of you as a potential client, which makes him feel worse of how off-handedly he treated you.

He knew he was gettin’ an ass kickin’ from Ghost if you were, surely.

Alas, what done has been done- at least you still treated him normally as he left, so he thinks he left a good impression.

Though, that wasn’t at the forefront of your mind right now.

Quite literally, you were being worked to the bone for information from the old Italian couple that helped you stay at their lodgings at the 2nd floor of their bakery.

“‘It’ll help un-fuck my week,’ they said but all gave me was a hope that my minimum wage self has to fight for as they get free labor in return!”

But you don’t dare say that, knowing you were speaking out of turn and out of misplaced anger so you keep your mouth shut- cleaning up the bakery for the opening in the morning.

The couple was sweet, but they were also strict, telling you that “you should move your arse so you can sweat off the sick!” Which… you didn’t want to make sense off so you just nodded, asking if that was the compensation for the information of finding your place, and they agreed. On the stipulation that you work and do all the chores on the list they handed you, making you gape and about to ask for a little consideration— but they quickly disappear, out of sight and out of mind, they say.

And you think that was better before you started mouthing off, not get anything, and then end up lost once more— which you wanted to avoid at all costs so you did sweat off the sick.

Albeit, you looked worse for wear.

Which Ghost bluntly points out as you waited their table.

…let’s just say that it was an overtime work-shift that you didn’t get money for and old italian people were slave drivers.

(yes, i made the love-hate relationship start with nonna and nonno)

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I'm starving. Please, tell me your faves SP long fics 🙇🏻‍♀️. Your recommendations are always the best.

Good morning here’s some breakfast! I’ve read a lottttt and I’ve definitely recommended a good chunk of these before, but there’s some more recent ones on this list too! Multiple pairings, some dark subjects, some fluffier stories, all fairly long and most of these are complete! Here we go!!!

The Thief Trilogy by Wintergrew! C’mon we know I’m gonna rec that one every chance I get lmao the lore and world building is absolutely phenomenal!!!

This House of Mine by OrcaTimes another one I’ve recommended a lot BECAUSE IT EATS OK?!? One of the first sp fics I read and it’s so incredibly well written and the character dynamics slay so hard and we know I’m a Kyle girlie I LOVE him in this! Creek centric too!

Ship In A Bottle by FayOfTheForest COMFORT FIC FRFR it got me hooked on style and it’s WONDERFUL

Painted in Shrouds by courtanie THE best kysterion out there I said what I said AINT NOBODY DOIN K2 LIKE COURTANIE the plot is so incredible dude holy shit I was on the edge of my seat

The Stag Prince by SynapticFirefly dude ok y’all know I’ll read anything w my beloved elf Kyle and I KID U NOT THIS IS THE BEST KYMAN IVE EVER READ!!! The characterization is PERFECT like THIS is kyman to me, plus sot au so ofc I’m down it is WONDERFUL the adults are iconic in it too and it’s really a The Gangs All Here story

Hunger Pains by bellwether I KNOW I DONT SHUT UP ABT THIS ONE BUT I DO NOT CARE it truly altered my brain chemistry god chapter 16(?) I believe in particular fuck dude kenny in the whole thing but there’s this moment… and STAN I love my son so much and this is EASILY one of my favorite Stans ever plus I LIVE for Cartman caring about the guys in his own way this fic dude I could write an essay on it

The Illegitimate Opportunity Structure by espyonz STENNY OH MY FUCK this one is PHENOMENAL so far

Behind The Wall by Jwink85 look man ngl this one has been on my rec lists before and that’s because it’s INCREDIBLE also we know I fuck w jwink for the most part. Such an incredible portrayal of abusive relationships and so, so good. The style girlies gettin fed too FUCK I love them. Also dude jwink in general has some incredible stuff just be prepared for some dead dove action in some

speaking of consuming super dead doves, BRUH fuckin To Have And To Hold by courtanie JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IVE RECED THIS ONE BEFORE TOO BUT THATS BECAUSE ITS OBJECTIVELY ONE OF THE BEST STORIES IVE EVER READ YALL want k2? Dark Cryle? Kenny and Stan teamup? The gang forming a plan? Kyle never losing his fire despite everything? Mannnn look no further! I wanna make this a movie so bad

Knives by SparrowGrim dudeeeeeee this is such a cool premise and it feels VERY southparkian in a dystopian kind of way!

South Park Confidential by FayOfTheForest Dude I love this one we got the holy trinity of sp ships with style bunny and creek! It’s such a thrilling crime story SO cool to see characters develop and overcome their own shit, like dude!!!

You know I ain’t doin a rec list without shouting out to the homies!!! Song Of Broflovski by asteria7, pep and rm by boxwinebaddie, Entries From The Past by ViviBaby69420, A Ballad Of True Hearts by luckypoppies, ALL OF THESE KICK SO MUCH ASS!!!

Ok man that’s what I can think of as of rn, THANK U SO MUCH FOR ASKIN

[tarpghost]

i dont usually post my concept stuff but its not like im making anything else these days. anyways ive been thinkin about gettin into 3-D modelling (which i know approximately 2 things about rn) and making tiny saz and kagero in like gamecube or ps1 style graphics. i really want to make lil gifs of them spinning.

(kagero Isn't Mine, he belongs to my best friend laika)

[xshimaeraxx]

I've seen many posts about people missing how common asks used to be so I have been trying to send about an ask a week. Now I send this ask first anytime I follow someone as I really don't want to bother anyone, so I'd love to know if you enjoy receiving asks and if so what kind of asks. Not having energy for asks or being comfortable with them is perfectly okay.

The categories I have in my ask notebook that I file under are in colour. Please feel free to make your response as long as you want or private (the asker cannot directly respond to private responses).

Self, Job/Work: please let me know what you are comfortable with from eh idk just ask it to nothing personal at all.

Baggishield/Tolkien, Dragon Age, Johnlock/Sherlock, ineffable spouses, other fandom: Please let me know what fandoms. I think my main fandoms and ships are Bagginshield/The Hobbit, Sherlock/Johnlock, Dragon Age Inquisition, {Pippin/Faramir Merry/Eowyn}/The Lord of the Rings and I dip my toes in a few that I currently can't remember but ships I don't engage with the canon of at all are: Good Omens but only for Crowley/Azirapheal, Stranger Things but only for Steve/Eddie , The Witcher but only for Geralt/Jaskier, and Ladybug and Cat Noir but only for Adrinette .

OC's, art/drawing, their writing, blog specific only

Story snippets ideas and prompts: Do you like receiving them?

Pets: I'd love to know all about them

Garden and Hobbies: What type of gardening and/or hobbies?

Like being tagged in things: If so what kinds of things?

*Asks are sent for fun, no pressure to answer.

hello!!! yeah, i love receiving asks, lmao, & as for ur questions:

self, job/work: hmmm. im not rly comfy w any major questions ab my irl life (like stuff along the lines of “where specifically t do you live” (like im a brit, but if somewhere were to ask js where i live in the uk, i wldnt answer, as is common sense (imo) when it comes to the internet), “how old are you” “what is (are) your irl name(s)” etc. etc. - identifying stuff, basically), tho anythin’ else is pretty much on the table rn.

fandoms: oh, fandoms my beloved. my main fandoms atm (for both reading & writing, tho some r only reading while some r only writing, etc. etc.) are cuphead (i have way too much worldbuilding for this one au of mine that branches off into so many aus of the au, its genuinely gettin a lil crazy /pos /lh; i write fic for this one, aswell- in fact, its kinda my main writing-for fandom atm ^^), the hobbit (bagginshield my beloved i love you shjshsjehejs - i also dable vaguely in lotr (mainly gimli/legolas + parentshield tbh lmao) but its mostly js the hobbit for me), good omens (i love the ineffables i love s1 & s2 & HSJSHSJSHSJ i js love it like. all around. fuck gaimon tho, death of the author tyvmm), my hero academia/boku no hero academia (i dont engage w fandom much other then a few fanfic writers’ blogs here on tumblr & ao3 fanfic lmao XD; love the anime tho), harry potter (FUCK jkr, speaking as a brit myself none of us claim her, the transphobes can have her, we dont want her /lh - love the (good parts of) fanbase tho. ive actually made some rly good fic-writer friends thru it over on discord lmao), & ofc rise of the guardians!!! (fuckin love that thing, so sad there was never a second move :sadblob: love playin around w fanon/fandom lore tho, & i LOVE jackrabbit (bunnymund/jack) its my main ship in the fandom, tho im a multishipper so im also kinda partial to some other ones ofc)

ocs, art/drawing, writing, blog specific: not entirely sure what this one’s asking/if its actually a question, but imma answer it any lolol XD. anygays - ocs: i have a few cuphead ocs, but none of ‘em r self-inserts & all only rly exist bc of/for/to enhance/move forward the plot of my (main) cuphead au, tho ofc theyre still ocs - love ‘em like my children even if i dont love ‘em as much as i do the canon characters, snirk. art/drawing: i do draw, tho i rarely post any of my art, and one or two times i have its usually bc im js proud enough of it to want to share it, ehehe. writing: i write. so much fanfic. none of its posted, but i have so many wips i frankly dont know when any one of ‘em will be, sooo… shrug. blog specific: my blog isnt rly “specific”; its more js a place for me to enage w cool art & fics & such & reblog stuff i like on here as well as probably self-promo my own fics & such, as well as js a place to put my random ramblings in XD.

story snippets & prompts: oh, i love ‘em!! always nice 2 get a new burst of writing motivation ::D

pets: ohhh, cats. i love cats. had one for a while for around a good two years or so but after he injured his paw & we had 2 keep him inside for 3 weeks straight, the flightly lil bugger’s runaway. he (might’ve; still don’t know for sure whether it rly was him or not, but he apparently responded to his name from my mother’s accounts, so :shrug:) came back in the middle of the night a week or so ago now, but idtk whether he’s dead, alive, or js been taken in by some other family who thinks he’s a stray. :sigh:

gardening & hobbies: i don’t garden, and as for hobbies… not much, rly. i like writing fic, i like reading, i like going on (short, i have shite stamina) walks every other day or so, i like talkin w my few friends. like i said, not much. ::)

like being tagged in things: yes, i do! and as for what… anything, rly! tag games, fic wip games, askbox/ask games, im good w ‘em all! ::D

thx for the ask; have a good day/night/timezone!! ::>

[nicomrade]

was tagged by @soupcans ^-^

last song: where the lonely road goes - grand commander

fave color: i love blue ive missed blue

currently watching: ive been watchin yuyu hakusho w my lunch its lotsa fun + interestin to see the stuff in common thats like hxh but like not evil. n im slowwwwwwwwly rewatchin adventure time when i feel like it im still on season 1

last movie/tv show: last tv show i finished was new girl.. i rewatched saw this monday n my last new movie was 2001 space odyssey lol wait no we watched your christmas or mine yesterday. thats my last movie british xmas romcom 🐅

im addin a readin one cuz i like readin: been readin hokuto no ken slowly (but surely!) n i take naruto breaks sometimes. my shonen intake is abnormal rn. n i have an agatha christie im supposed to be readin nnn non fiction bout comics n how to read them. yay yay reading !!

sweet/savoury/spicy: why must we live seperated why cant we sweet savoury and spicy... uhm im a sweet guy generally but sweet + spicy is everything to me ^-^ lukes goat cheese honey hot pepper pizza is 👍

relationship status: im single n stayin single for foreseeable future i kinda dont care rn. #happy2yearssingle #aro

current obsession: im on that usogui kick again. u dont even know what uve got coming like. im also goin to go silly when the scott pilgrim anime comes out . already gettin sillier. idk. im also still 30% obsessed w 2001 ngl. its in my head now. permanently jongbrained too 🀄

last thing you googled: goemon ishikawa

im tagging.. @shinji-hibiki @uglywhitefatherfigure @catboy323 @festeringorganicmatter @diaphonisation @good-wine-and-cheese @yuuichis @bolthrower uhmm & my friends i already know well if yall wanna do it too u r so welcome to.. like uhm @fullmoondagger @roublardise @spaceyqueer @thefaculty @albertbreasker and so on.. why do i have so many people to tag naow what the hell.

[montammil]

I can imagine Charlotte dating a singer & letting him live. Then he writes this about how she ended shit...

Totally me not thinking of a young Charlotte rn...Totally not...never...no... yeah...I-...totally am. <<<<333

Like heartbreaker Charlotte 😍

With a "oh no, not my homeboy gettin' caught up." Lawrence.

Any who on this episode of getting inspired by my playlist...

"You don't wanna do that." Lawrence sniffs eyeing the flirtatious text.

"Why not? She's hot." Terrence laughs quirking an eyebrow up, brown eyes rereading the text message for the hundredth time.

"She'll break your heart. Just like all her friends did." Lawrence bawls up his hair, stray strands coming loose.

"No, she won't she said she wasn't friends with those girls." Terrence retorts a slight edge to it. In haste, ignoring the pop up.

Charlotte 🎭

"Well, I'm her best friend, I know she's lying." He tries again blue eyes almost cold.

"I think your just jealous she wants me, dude." Terrence suspiciously pouts.

"No, I'm not. I don't want her. She doesn't want me. We're just best friends." Lawrence undoes his hair, only to do it back.

*6 months later*

Lawrence opens the door, Terrence standing there.

"You were right..." He sniffles closing his outstretched hand.

Lawrence captures his retreating hand.

"Come in, you dunce." He laughs feeling relived.

*2 months later*

"THIS! LAWRENCE THIS! LOOK AT THIS HOGWASH!" Charlotte screams throwing her uncased phone right for him.

"YOU BROKE HIS HEART WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO DO?" Lawrence shoots back dodging the phone. It crashes into the wall, shattering.

"KILL HIM!" She demands slamming her hands down on the table.

"I already told you no. Just suck it the fuck up." He snarls hands fisted in the hair touching his shoulders.

Charlotte makes a scornful face but shoulders past him, slamming the bathroom door behind her.

Any who hope you like it; I thought it was concise enough. Thank you for letting me write fanfiction still. 👈

Also, Terrence isn't an Oc of mine. I just wanted a name that sounded rhymey to Lawrence for a nicer read. Thus "Terrence" was born.

I love this!! I'm in love with the way you write Lawrence and Charlotte!!

[pettyshippen]

Libertys Kids Through a Stoned Girls Eyes

Green Mountain Boys

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ethan Allen and Benedict Arnold at the same time is too much for the ovaries.

You can smash someone head in like a grape on a printing press.

Sarahs really determined to make a home with her family in the us.

Ethan Allen writes emo poetry

If only James had lived to see the moon landing.

Sarah you dumb bitch

Sarah “I’d like to speak to a manager” Phillips 🤦🏻‍♀️

You’re one to talk about stealing land Ethan you pastry dough

The Little Redcoat

You gon learn today little redcoat

Sarah just straight up gripping Allens arm and its as thick as a branch.

Sarah squared up with Allen, she’s that ballsy.

And here he is, the sexy traitor.

This is how Sarah met one of her stories villains

Allen is built like a Geodude.

“Ok sir, I understand” *fingers crossed behind back*

Oh course, our girl is gonna do what she wants.

I bet Arnold felt pathetic when he realized he failed to make a teenage girl obey him.

Bro came out in his pajamas and said fuck it here you go.

Tom doesn’t give a fuck

Little French weasel oui oui

I could go for some pancakes rn but I already ate too much.

The Second Continental Congress

Here comes the Big G.

James these are colonial times, of course you’re on horseshit duty.

James how do you not know that Paul is a Nigerian prince that needs you to store some money

This guy is a million red flags.

James would definitely be fooled by an internet scammer.

Paul wtf are you doing.

SIT DOWN JOHN

James gettin his ass whooped tonight

“My bellies on fire!” I wish mine could do that. I’m cold.

Love that Henris doing the journalism now

“Ok but George should totes be general.” “Hells yeah.”

James you gullible dumbass.

That was six burns in one sentence there.

At least James finally knows now that bros a fake

Fuck yes Henri, poke them holes in that there boat

[simothys]

kicks my feet tell me about Roxanne what's she like what's her favourite food why is she gettin timeloop'd

THANK U CHERRY!!!!

when double checking to make sure i was associating the right person with ur url (i was, i just get worried about that), i saw ur a narrative fuckery enjoyer. well, ur in luck for this character.

she is a changeling bard (college of lore), for all the 5e mechanics shit. she’s also currently got a 2 level dip into rogue (thanks Liza). her background is sage, bc she’s technically working at a university rn and it vibed.

she used to be an entirely different person, named Dove Valor. a different name, different face, different pronouns. and when he was Dove! well, he was married to a cultist, who was an asshole. so, eventually, Dove realized it was his husband’s life, or his own. so! he killed him! and Roxanne Andromeda came into being. uhh. 3 years later, shit is happening again, and the campaign begins.

she’s a pretty secretive person? and tbh i get possessed when i play her, so ive got no clue how to accurately summarize what she’s like. she’s sharper than i am, in her movements, in her words. i do not know what her fave food is, probably something Flamewind showed her.

she, technically, isn’t getting time looped. every other player is, however. this is the first loop where she’s existed. every time the main villain loses to the players, he resets the world all the way back to the beginning. this has happened 11 times. on the 12th time, he actually won. and Wonder (another PC) reset it instead. this is the final possible loop, cuz eberron has a fun thing about the number 13.

Roxanne Andromeda has never existed before this loop. and not just this iteration of her - Dove Valor, Kat, Malachi, Felicity Diamond, Vir, whatever name she goes by, has never existed. instead, her *role* in the prophecy, in the fabric of the universe, has always existed. theres always been some poor fool married to Dmitri Valor. theres always been someone who Dmitri was planning on sacrificing to try to free Ran Iishiv. but this is the first loop that that role has been broken. Roxanne didn’t die, she wasn’t sacrificed to free some Overlord.

so why this is happening? why is she new? your guess is as good as mine. i personally think she’s The Traveller’s (the traveller is a god of chaos and change) poor little meow meow. but i dont know for sure!

THIS GOT LONG SORRY

[androidboy]

relationship thots

ive had this thing with 🌸 for two months now and now that feelings are gettin involved with both of us i think i’m giving myself a limit of when i’m gonna cut things off. like i don’t think in general it’s a very health thing especially since she’s a lil possessive (affectionate) on me while not wantin it reciprocated and gets veryyy pleased givin me visible hickeys and sayin “mine” and jokingly calling it a claim and i like all that it feels good for me now but long term it wouldn’t be fair. i feel like it’s all very “right person wrong time”

we usually only see each other once a week and i’m doin boyfriend stuff without bein her boyfriend and she’s kinda acting like she’s got me on hold but also it feels like good practice? i’d be way too stressed and prob spiral a bunch if we were being exclusive rn but i think maybe like a month and a half or two months if she doesn’t wanna make it a thing i’ll tell her we should just be friends. by then she’ll probably have realized i’m weird & boring & wont care which is prob for the best. like i can’t imagine anyone choosing me and just me bc i very much feel like i’m both too much and not enough but at that point it’s best if i make it an all or nothing deal and take the L

[notmanagingmymischief]

You’re always so sweet sliding into my asks so I want to return the favour and I shall bestow upon you this lollipop 🍭♥︎

I SCREAMED HOLY FUCKING—AAH

*ahem* anyway. I am sooooooo normal and fine rn 🙏🏻🫶🏻

Thank ya darlin! (yes you are darlin now because 💖beloved mutuals of mine💖 get called nice things) Here’s 🤲🏻🥂 alcohol because Lucifer knows we both need it in this economy 🥲

I’m never gettin over this 🤭💖