#GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!
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If you come into the tags of any of my posts hating on Tristamp I will execute you on the spot with no mercy
#Ok maybe jk#Kinda#BUT WHY???#I've seen some interesting criticism and takes#BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DUNK ON MY PRECIOUS CHILD#FUCK OFF#I LOVE ALL OF THE THREE PISTOLS#I'm AGGRESSIVELY PRO-TRISTAMP#I MAY NOT AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THEY'VE DONE#(Elendira mostly I'm so sad she's not a canon trans human but I'll see where it goes I GUESS)#(She literally had the least development of any of the Gung Ho Guns in the manga and it pissed me off)#(BUT THIS IS AN INTERESTING CHOICE UHHH???)#BUT I STILL APPRECIATE AND LOVE TRISTAMP#IT INTRODUCED ME TO THIS FRANCHISE#GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!#Yadda yadda
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dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
#(simon strong voice) get off my lawn#vhagar#aemond targaryen#hotd#asoiaf#my illustrations#artists on tumblr#art#sorry for the heathers quote it's 1am#i'm right though
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Also feel like mentioning that jury pools are drawn from registered voters in the area of jurisdiction. So I would especially like to thank the 12 registered New York voters who did democracy a great service today, and remind you that registering to vote can in fact potentially allow you to tell an orange fascist to his face that he is guilty as shit, before using your vote to ensure he stays the fuck out of power. It's an all-around great invention.
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the phenomenon of older ships consistently losing fandom polls to newer ships despite there being little indication of support for the newer ship in the reblog tags of the poll is indicative of new fandom's tendency to be passive consumers moving from thing to thing rather than active participants giving a fandom longevity in this essay I will---
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Seeing Ben Shapiro and his ilk froth at the mouth about how the Barbie movie is "the most woke, most anti-men movie I've ever SEEN!!!" is so fucking funny because like. This? THIS is the "wokest" movie you've ever seen? Like yeah, it's a fun movie and it's critical of the patriarchy and all, but this is still like... very Gender-Studies-101 stuff. I've seen comic strips more 'anti-men' than this. I think if Ben Shapiro ever read an Audre Lorde quote he'd straight up turn to dust
★ ☆ ★ ⭐︎ TERFs if you reblog this i'm tearing you limb from limb ⭐︎ ★ ⭐︎ ★
#barbie#edit: putting this post on the high-up shelf until TERFs can fucking grow a braincell and get off my lawn
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I think we should start getting violent
#please its clear you never liked this show fr if this is your take#just go eat nuclear waste and GET OFF MY LAWN
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Anyone who claims that the secret ending in Veilguard is disrespectful or nullifies agency in the previous three games is either unable to traverse layered storytelling or is being ignorant on purpose.
I am not sure how someone assumes that it was about mind control or magic when games upon games the fantasy setting in Dragon Age has been a medium for telling stories about the nature of people, about different perspectives, about the dangers of applying singular ideals to a complex existence, about how people and the ways in which they interact shape destinies.
How can you not be excited to learn that there’s a world outside Thedas, that the web is more complicated and that when one wrestles to break the threads it vibrates all the way to the spider letting it know it’s dinner time?
#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard#the executors#datv#loghain mac tir#solas#ghilan'nain#elgar'nan#dragon age lore#your own character is literally changing kingdoms or history just by nudging companions a certain way#alistair theirin#as king#briala#and the future of elves in orlais#anders#also a good example imo on the other side of the coin#the lack of people perceiving him and his condition#your talks to Solas matter so much both as rook and as the inquisitor#did you mind control any of them?#get off my lawn#post gor away from me#sorry#but yeah
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@flowers-of-io told me that Oryx called the Traveler a huckster one time and I immediately ran to (poorly) make this
#destiny 2#destiny#destiny the game#d2#destiny oryx#oryx the taken king#destiny traveler#destiny meme#PLEASE COME BACK MY KING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#the children of the sky won’t get off his dreadnaught lawn#oryx the love of my life#also shout out to my amazing funny friends i love you all
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So I have ADHD right? And my first run of Veilguard took me 83 hours and I know I missed a ton of stuff even though I really tried to slow down and pay attention and read as many codex entries as I could. I’m still finding new stuff on my third run.
So when I see takes that are like “Veilguard is weirdly sexless compared to previous games” then in the same post you say you played 60 hours….like ya, you missed a ton of stuff. Which is fine? But you can’t get mad at the game or the writers for it that’s a you problem.
Or “You can’t talk to the npc’s so I can’t feel empathy for them” when like a) you can b) do you actually care about the people of Thedas like at all? I didn’t need the game to hit me with the empathy stick to care about a world I’ve loved for years. Again, this is a you problem not a writing problem.
Or “They sanitized/Disneyfied the lore.” Ugh.
Not saying you need to play the game again because I don’t care and honestly you don’t deserve it anyways but like if you’re going to say stupid shit at least be able to back it up.
#dragon age#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#Christ on a cracker#get off my lawn#fandom critical#capital F for fool#datv
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tfw you just figured out about your sexuality and your grandparents are (kinda) supportive.
(this is so stupid i’m sorry, i would draw it but i can’t 😭)
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv alex#sdv evelyn#sdv george#like imagine this happen with alex completely towering his grandparents but still cower#and george doing that typical old man “get off my lawn” pose#alex: “everyone is so mean 2 me 💔”
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Tiffany Aching is the ultimate weird little girl. Terry Pratchett went 'actually it's fine if you're angry and petty and overlooked and want to be selfish sometimes even if that's not a role you feel like you can play within your family structure. Also reading the dictionary is normal'
#perpetual perpetual ladies night#I love her so much#really went 'get off my fucking lawn' to the queen of faerie#meanwhile Magrat has adult weird little girl energy#woo woo hippie lady who gets pushed too far and goes 'i'm going to start biting people'#discworld
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Can you draw equius and dave :3 just for little ol me :3
If you say no I will hunt you down and eat ur brains 3:<
just for you baby <3
#now GET OFF MY LAWN#IM FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER#homestuck#my art#dave strider#dave#equius zahhak#equius#equidave#davequius
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I try my best not to be a doomer but dear lord if today’s SC decision didn’t bring my mental state right back to 2020
I completely 200% feel you, but I'm trying to think of it like this. Since all of the most awful people in the world are doing their utmost to help Trump win, think of how incredibly satisfying it will be if we all put in the work and make him fucking lose anyway. So many truly horrible people, especially Trump himself, are going to have a Real Bad Time if he loses this election again, with work and effort on our part this is still completely possible, and I for one vote we give it to them without delay. So. Yeah.
#anonymous#ask#remember how we all felt on november 7 2020?#we want that again#and not how we felt on nov 8 2016#vote and get off my lawn#politics for ts#the giant orange monster
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damn you can drink alcohol... like legally... (so what were the dinosaurs like)
these are fighting words don't make me come out of retirement
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Actually, I am this old:
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