#IM FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER
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eridude · 1 month ago
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Can you draw equius and dave :3 just for little ol me :3
If you say no I will hunt you down and eat ur brains 3:<
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just for you baby <3
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lord-twig · 2 years ago
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What the fuck did my friend just hand me
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the-mikecrew-crew · 8 months ago
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need mr bonzo to stay the FUCK out of my business. don't piss me off.
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kiyocuck · 11 months ago
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this dude pisses me off i Think
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thecheesyboi1315 · 9 months ago
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Speaking of cbse english I feel like the world deserves to see this
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estakes · 4 months ago
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i feel so bad for tsukasa. imagine being in a unit full of weirdos and those weirdos are your seniors
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brookiidookiii · 9 months ago
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havent caught up on the bold and the beautiful in a while but hope and thomas are together again?????? areyou kidding me. and finn is siding with his homicidal mother instead of his wife who killed her in self defense i hate these people
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merotwst · 2 years ago
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yawa
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rearviewrosary · 1 year ago
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need everybody who loves to hate direct that energy to my little sister's stalker cuz he found her again at her new place of work (over 2 hours away from her original place of work) like please all your negative energy...your hatefulness....direct towards him
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swanconcerto · 1 year ago
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not enough money in the world to convince me to watch the imperium vincent and adam audio
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tikycuki · 2 years ago
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Upset old white lady with your sword, leave us alone. Please.
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nathaslosthershit · 3 months ago
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“Notice me” “Beg for it" (LN4)
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Summary: After what feels like centuries of back and forth flirting, Lando and his Mclaren teammate have tired people out with their inaction to do something about their very obvious crushes. Aka the 5 times they confused fans with their interactions + the one time they made everything clear (SMAU)
Part of my summer event! Warnings: Zak Brown, Reader sort of takes Oscar’s place? Also the timeline on this is weird sorry
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mclaren Proud to announce our official driver lineup for the next season as yourusername joins the McLaren family🧡! Can’t wait to see her and Lando in action next season👊🎊
username1 oh I am about to be unbearable once we get more content with these two
username2 i have no one i can tell about this
mclaren guess how we felt having to keep it a secret!
zbrownceo welcome to the family yourusername!
yourusername happy to be here!!!
yourusername Thank god the news is finally out, you all don’t know how hard it was to not scream it from the rooftops once I signed my contract
landonorris Wouldn’t want anyone else as a teammate 👊
yourusername I would
landonorris wasn’t what you were saying earlier
landonorris “oh Lando, what a dream come true to drive alongside you, I’ll be such a good teammate you’ll forget all about Carlos-whats-his-face and the other old guy”
danielricciardo why am I catching strays?
yourusername you’re saying I haven’t made a pretty good impression? Maybe I should have stayed at Alpine…
landonorris definitely not saying that, please don't leave
username3 the vibe between these two is off-
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yourusername P3! My highest yet 👊! What a blast this year has been so far and we have still got a couple races to go! While I could talk about how thrilled I am with my first podium in F1, it wouldn’t be right to not mention my teammate’s spectacular race, earning him his first F1 win. So happy I could be on the podium right next to you, Lando, to celebrate your first (of many) wins! 🎉
username1 they sure do put every other duo to shame with how much they support each other
username2 Lando’s win was amazing but my god I would rather talk about her overtakes
landonorris always the best supporter 👊
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f1gossip Spotted: landonorris and yourusername seem to be spending quite a lot of time together on their summer break! While most teammates like to take this time to get away from the people they work with every day, these two seem to do the opposite, getting quite comfy with each other while on a eurotrip together.
username1 they can’t do this to me oh my god
username2 completely unprofessional in my opinion! They are coworkers they should not be vacationing together, especially since they are wearing revealing outfits at the beach. Disgusting how much this sport has changed
username3 you will live i swear its not that big a deal
username4 usually id argue against getting into drivers' business but it does seem inappropriate to be going to the beach and having dinner alone with your teammate…
username5 dont know who i am more jealous of tbh
username6 im sorry do you people not want them to get along?
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yourusername team meetings and court (mclaren) ordered teammate bonding
username1 lando norris make it less obvious how in love with your teammate you are challenge (impossible)
zbrownceo I don’t think we ordered any bonding, you guys are close enough already. Maybe I will file a restraining order between you two so you guys stop distracting one another?
landonorris sorry boss 😞
yourusername boo you are no fun old man
zbrownceo want to rethink that last comment yourusername?
yourusername we promise we won’t distract each other as much, Mr. ZakBrownCEO
landonorris notice me
yourusername beg for it
carlossainz you both may be happy now but just wait until he replaces you with a fancy new teammate and forgets all about you
yourusername stop being a diva
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landonorris Going into today I wasn't expecting the technical failure that would cause us to have to retire the car. Because it wasn’t an easy day for me by any means, id much rather take the time to congratulate my favorite person on her first Formula 1 win. Seeing you grow from your rookie season till now has been such a wonderful thing to witness. Its even better to be by your side while you do it. No one is more deserving of this win. Congrats on your first (of many) wins :) 
username1 he is so in love i am sick
username2 who do they think they are fooling
usernamer3 so sorry to see you dnf 😢but glad to see you are in bright spirits
yourusername Lando 😭 such an incredible day and an even better celebration afterwords. Thanks for being by my side all this time, I couldn’t have done it without you
landonorris we both know damn well you would be just as successful, maybe even more considering how much of a distraction I am for you 😉
yourusername the only thing distracting about you is your stupid face and annoying personality
landonorris I guess you are just spewing out a bunch of lies today huh?
username4 they are already hot rich drivers why do they get to be in love too? 
username5 fr leave some happiness for the rest of us
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yourusername yes, we know you all knew this but let us have this moment please
username1 oh my god what a shock 🙄
username2 how will we ever get over this news🙄
username3 how could they have deceived us for so long
username4 nah i can’t even pretend like this is breaking news.
yourusername I knew it was a rumor but I wasn’t expecting everyone to know 😀
landonorris I always thought we were kind of discreet about it…
username5 are you kidding? It would be less obvious if you guys held up signs that said “we are in love”
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saturnniidae · 13 days ago
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Obligatory disclaimer this also obviously applies to fat people, women, etc (tho those are also, obviously, not mutually exclusive w being black/otherwise poc). Also ofc queer people, but the main culprits of this behavior I've noticed are white queers (probably bc there's so MANY of you in fandom spaces) so u guys work on that please cease your vanilla villainy it'd be great
Idc if it's a fictional character. the way you speak and act about black characters in your fav media is and always will be, telling of how you think about us in reality. don't be surpised if it makes people wary when it comes to interaction
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dandelionjack · 6 months ago
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im ngl if i was older ruby i’d kill myself by, like, 25. good on her for resilience and perseverance or whatever but i Could Not Do It. ghost woman following me? my own mother filed a restraining order against me? UNIT are afraid of me? everybody leaves and the doctor isn’t coming back? nope, goodbye
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bagelzest · 4 months ago
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ok I've been writing down every code I could find and what they do for thisisnotawebsitedotcom in my notes app so here's what I've found so far:
• tjeckleburg - NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN
• bill - eye of providence wiki page, then sesame street jazzy triangle meets a square square (same result with cipher)
• bill cipher - triangle wiki page
• weirdmageddon - gravity falls gossiper newspaper
• soos - letter from soos
• pinata - bill piñata gettin beat
• mabel - stickers on everything till 'LAB NOW FULLY MABELIZED'
• dipper - note from bill telling dipper to stare at the sun for 13 hours, enter multiple times for a retina burning sim
• mason - letter from dipper
• pines - A GOOD FAMILY TREE
• stan + stanley - brass knuckles ebay search, keep entering to get wheel of shame page
• ford + stanford + sixer- ford's polydactyly diagnosis + report
• pacifica - letter from pacifica
• wendy - note from wendy
• waddles - pigplacementnetwork.org
• gideon - sweat resistant bolo ties google search
• fiddleford - cotton eye joe mv
• dippy fresh - burger king kids club r/nostalgia
• axolotl - YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS
• tad strange - bread slicing
• alex hirsch - flannel google search
• blendin - TIME AGENT LOST AND PRESUMED INCOMPETENT
• robbie - text chat between robbie and Thompson, pic of them being taken by bill
• gravity falls - NEVER HEARD OF IT
• mystery shack - confusion hill
• blind eye - eye test, colour code at bottom- euclmjiannrepttgccvisignnsupervisionn I think?? EDIT wtf was I on that is obviously not what it says
• reality - IS AN ILLUSION
• the universe - HOLLOGRAM
• deer teeth - FOR YOU, KID!
• fuck - I get told to wash my mouth out with soap :(((
• book of bill - HIDE IT UNDER SHIRT DURING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
• giffany - enter multiple times, computer tries to block, SOOS, I STILL LOVE YOU, giffany appears on screen, downloading file IM NEVER LEAVING! file has all her sprites, a doc called ILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU SOOS which is text in the shape of giffany
• euclydia - DIMENSION NOT FOUND
• portal - PORTAL.EXE HAS BEEN DELETED. I BET YOU COULD BUILD ONE
• toby determined - google search restraining order
• journal 1 - THE JOURNAL OF FUN
• journal 2 - THE JOURNAL FOR YOU
• journal 3 - THE JOURNAL FOR ME
• babba + disco girl - recording of dipper singing and listening to babba
• gun - OH YES OH YES OH YES THEY BOTH
• abuelita - best vacuum for walls and ceilings yt vid
• weird - weird al trapped in the computer
• xyler + craz - jem and the holograms theme song yt vid
• triangle - TRI HARDER
• theraprism - blue sign - IN CASE OF [the old one] DO NOT USE ELEVATORS
• yes - WHAT'S MCGUCKETS FAVOURITE SODA? (I tried putting in pitt cola and variations and nothing worked)
• no - YOUR LOSS...
• vallis cineris - creepy vid of baby bill held by static parents with voice saying why did you do it
• disney - RAT.GIF CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION
• love + marry me (don't worry about how I discovered that) - pic of the love triangle book, click it and it plays an audio audiobook of it
• death - LIFE'S GOTH COUSIN
• life - LIFE: 72% COMPLETE. NOW LOADING: DEATH
• blanchin - how to blanch vegetables yt vid
• divorce - o' sadleys logo (aka the bar bill was at after "losing sixer" oh my GODDD)
• season 1 - SEASON -1: ANTIGRAVITY FALLS
• season 2 - SEASON 1
• season 3 - SEASON 2
• help me + save me + god - vid of axolotl swimming infront of a little bill statue
• ad astra per aspera - 2 journal pages starring ford and mabel, pls read them it's so good
• trigonometry - bill's attempt to have plato build the portal
• cray cray - mental health wiki page
• who are you - I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION
• lies - bill talking about lying and nerds
• morality - fun game!
• R34LITY - henchmaniacs polaroids
• ducktective - DUCKTECTIVE STARS IN "LOVE, QUACKTUALLY" COMING TO: "OI, ITS THE COCKNEY CHANNEL INNIT?" THIS FALL
• question - ANSWER
• answer - QUESTION
I'm editing this post when I find new ones, feel free to add any you find!! please look at the replies to this post because people have found more codes!!
EDIT I'm probably done with updating this list, these are just the ones I found after goofing around on the website for 4 hours. other people have definitely made lists of all the codes found so far so make sure to check them out !!
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melmedarda · 5 months ago
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arcane ep 1 dashboard simulator
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did we all hear about the explosion in the kiramman building in midtown? somebody's getting fired and i hope its old cassie
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literally get off her case? yes it was an apprenta from her clan whos apartment was blown up but its not her fault. she is a mother and a fully functioning member of society you're just jealous you'll never be as rich and influential as she is
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don't know how to tell you this but she's not gonna fuck you.
#some people wanna eat the rich and not in the cannibalistic way #anways fuck the kirammans
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deckard won't admit it but he got his ass handed to him by a girl. so much for his hardass exterior
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are you saying girls can't fight?
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i saw thatttt bro, she let him have it. we were like let him get up, let him get up #deckardassbeating
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no i'm implying he is weaker than a girl do not put words in my mouth i will enforce my foot up your ass
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i swear to janna if that pleasure house yordle makes eyes at me again i'm jumping into the pilt and filing a restraining order
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why is it you. what do you have that i do not?
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those damn kids have got the fucking enforcers breaking down my door and for WHAT. this is why i don't want kids they are too much trouble. normalize celibacy
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you won't have that chance have kids bc nobody will sleep with you unless you pay them
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my mother will know your name
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🐹 deathtoheimer Follow
you aren't living in zaun if you don't have multiple organ failure!!!!
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Grayson sighted in the Lanes, at Benzo's shop.
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grayson pick me please pick me please pick me please pick me please pick me please pick me im on my knees pleace pick me plouse pick me come over i'm at 69 sidereal st
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mommy longdick just landed back in the lanes!!!!!! welcome mommy longdick!!!!
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now what is she doing in the ghetto? free my milf!!! grayson come home baby, the kids miss you!!
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humilating how you all are begging over an enforcer who enables piltover's unjust presence and occupation of zaun. disgusting!!! the gray has muddled your minds. that being said, i need grayson to dom me.
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using this post as a blocklist, all of you are sick fucks
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fuck that piltie marcus his stupid face makes me want to kill someone
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a fellow marcus hater on my dash??? legendary because i hate that sleeze bag too. i hope he stubs his toe every morning and gets an itch he can never scratch and falls into the pilt and is run through a ship propeller and his remains float out to bilgewater where he becomes fish food. dishonor on him and his family fr.
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bro said
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