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Charles has always left Edwin little notes slipped between the pages of his favorite books, in his science equipment, places he knows Edwin loves. Just silly things—post its that say “hi Edwin :)”. doodles of Edwin with his nose stuck in a book. reminders to stock up on wolfsbane. but.
Then, post canon, Edwin tentatively starts dating people. And it’s ridiculous, because Edwin’s right there, all the time, but Charles..misses him a bit. And his heads a mess, and he can’t sort out what the hell he’s feeling most of the time, and whenever he tries to say any of it out loud it comes out rubbish.
So. He writes down some of the shit he can’t say right, and because he’s a coward, hides them so he doesn’t have to see Edwin’s face when he reads them.
then Edwin starts writing back.
Neat lilac blue little envelopes appear in Charles coat pockets. In his bag. Once, in his shoe? Some nights, Edwin will clear his throat and mention something from a letter, offhand, like they’re just picking up conversation, and Charles can pretend they are. That they always have talked about the basement, the belt, the nameless fear that chokes him every time Edwin walks out the door with someone else on his arm.
Sometimes he can’t. The words get stuck in his throat. Edwin’s not mad, he’s maddeningly, stubbornly kind about it, which is worse.
Some nights they trade. A secret for a secret. Charles learns about the novels Edwin used to hide under his mattress, about all the lonely years before Charles got there. About Simon.
Meanwhile, Edwin is losing his mind, because Charles has accidentally stumbled onto what was a fucking courting ritual in his time. Love letters were something engaged couples treasured for years, kept and reread over and over. (Edwin does. keep them in a special box, will take one out and trace the words, tuck it in his breast pocket for courage).
Edwin would rather have to reattach a limb again than lose Charles trust, all the dark and beautiful things he shares with Edwin only. He knows—knows Charles doesn’t mean to make him fall more in love with him.
#payneland#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#mini fic#charles x edwin#chedwin#fic#anyone is welcome to write this!#maybe I will eventually once I crawl victorious from the mountain of my 10+ wips#either way I’m a strong believer in the 2 or more cakes principle#would love different peoples takes on this#UGH BUT JUST IMAGINE… Edwin being scared to date & try new things#reading over and over how Charles is scared too how he’s faking being brave most of the time.#keeping the letter over his heart for courage#(I do think Edwin should date people for a while because like. he’s hot! he never got to be a teenager!#let him kiss cute boys for a bit! realize there’s nothing wrong with him! become more confident! more centered!#maybe it makes Charles a little crazy! proud and possessive and confused horny!)#they have time! :) & sometimes you need to go on your solo journey so u can then become more freakishly codependent with your#work bestie husband ride or die twin flame in the future. yk
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just noticed a plot hole in my mcd rewrite fic, cycles of love
gonna have to go back through all the chapters to rewrite whatever snippets have it
#aphmau#no but mcd is so hard to rewrite. mainly because of something I don’t think jess gets enough credit for with her writing#the plot of mcd is composed like a stack of dominos. where every little thing#even the nonsensical and fillery and crazy things that you think don’t matter or think can be easily cropped out for sanity sake#they build on top of one another and directly lead into future plot points that hinge on the tiniest details#like. for example. when levin is born#originally I thought that was a detail that didn’t really matter so I just changed it so that Matilda gives birth to levin AFTER Vylad#saves her and puts her in Scaleswind yeah?#yeah turns out Aphmau traveling to Scaleswind to meet Matilda in the first place depends on Gene/zenix/sasha knowing what levin looks like#in order to perfectly describe him for the missing child report that Aphmau follows to Scaleswind#yknow. the fake missing child report. because Vylad is hiding Matilda and levin from them and they’re trying to find levin#which MEANS they need to know what levin looks like in order to perfectly describe him#which only would have been possible if levin had been born BEFORE Vylad rescues her and brings her to Scaleswind#so. fuck me i guess LMAO#that is to say you’ll be getting a new scene in chapter one where Garroth and Zenix meet the new baby#when I’m done fixing the chapters#wish me luckkkkk (I want to tear my hair out)
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and what if i just straight up rawdog the rest of november
#can’t fake my death and create a new life on a small scottish island or perhaps a hut on the moors#so i take a break from social media. i fucking guess. god the future is bleak
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This time... It has to be different.
#Crimson's Gifs: Resident Evil#Resident Evil#Resident Evil 4 Remake#RE4R#Ashley Graham#Leon S. Kennedy#Theme: Saviour and the Saved#Theme: RE Parallels#Theme: Character Death#Theme: Grief#Theme: PTSD#Theme: Character Development#Marvin Branagh#Robert Kendo#Emma Kendo#Ben Bertolucci#Elliot Edward#Daniel Cortini#Annette Birkin#Ada Wong#Leon Kennedy#Leon Scott Kennedy#Theme: Faked Character Death#Slides replaced (future reference tags because im replacing all my old giphy made gifs from sets with new ones)#redo
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I have. Drafted the rest of the episodes for the WT Noco kiss comic universe (which I’m henceforth calling “World Tour but NoCo are the only ones kissing.”) My brain is so close to exploding and turning to mush
#granted I skipped from Chinese fake out to Hawaiian Punch cause I can’t STAND the last few episodes of world tour#especially drumheller. but that’s a rant for another day#but! the rest of it is drafted and I feel insane!!#I changed the elimination order and everything there is too much care put into this stupid au#hope to share that all eventually… in the distant future….#total drama#Starry speaks#world tour but noco are the only ones kissing#new tag for it and everything
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dumbass deltarune oc/idea
Since there might be a trend of speech quirks throughout the bosses
Anjle's might be for a word at the end of it's sentence to be spelled backwards
Or
It's might be to refer to people in pronoun form as it and instead of saying gendered names like girl or boy.. It'll just use thing instead leading into it not believing in gender
Anyways, that's all for now.
#Deltarune oc#Secret boss oc#Are secret boss ocs gonna be like alicorn ocs? It might get like that#Worked for like 6 months to make a decent idea for a secret boss oc#Tryna learn the Disney style so I cam draw Anjle like that#Inspired by the baby angel things#100th time you probably saw a secret boss oc today tee hee#Why tf I have a dumbest idea for it to actually be like a dude in his 40's that's also fun sized to play as an lil angel girl or something#It's tbh law to have the secret boss to be smaller than Kris#If chapter 4 is the envy/church chapter then Anjle might fit#Might change name to angle since I see mfs my age misspell angel to that#Tryna bring the confidence to ask the person who made the chart of secret bosses if they can pretty please add mine#Working day and night on sprite#Thought 1st attempt at sprite was shitty#I was right#New one makes me feel better#My dumbest just realized when making the comments her dress thingy looks like noelle's#Ig a gag could be made on how it reminds them of noelle's dark world fit if she ain't there#Btw idea for if you beat in it the battle/reveal thingy. You can take out it's eyes to use as a boost thing for battles in future#Btwz kinda thinking it could be a fake angel like the shit with gaberiel in mandela catalogue#sonadow sucks#Otay bwye gwuys
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Holup, they’re all rocking the same inclement weather gear
#ok the ascent is season 5 of ds9 and they are still in the black uniforms#they switch to the new uniforms LITERALLY the following episode#the timeless timeline is 15 years in the future but they stole the delta flyer#conceivably they outfitted the flyer with the uniform cold weather suits#when Chakotay and Harry got back they decommissioned the Flyer as is#but damn space ships require a hell of a lot of maintenance so how is it still up and running after sitting for 15 years#like how long was it sitting in the shipyard? the whole 15 years?#also they have two suits when quark and odo had to share the one#I’m as confused as the EMH#also lmao at the cold weather overalls#they’re so shiny and quilted I love the costuming so much#it’s been a minute since I’ve seen the ascent but do we see the overalls or just the jacket?#have we even seen these outfits on commissioned officers? hmm#oh god does this mean these ridiculous suits are going on my never ending dream cosplay list? oh god#Actually the timeless cosplay is uniformed and frozen sprayed down with fake snow hilarious#how easily I latch onto the costuming like damn
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Rin/Rina/Serina/Sarina | any pronouns | shapeshifting office worker
#NEW S/I OC WAHOOO#s/i oc#my art#oc#outfit doodle#any pronouns but conveniently mizuki's gf for short mwahahaha >:3c#yume: twist the knife#idk her oc tag yet hmmmmm#otome game oc#I was going to draw her with a pen or something in hand but I was like wait waht is this analog business this is The Future#absolutely not present for other world gameshow nonsense but would study it under a microscope due to working in entertainment prod hell#oc: other world actual fake younger gf
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Good to see the issues and concerns Prince William originally brought up back in 2018 are the current issues du jour with the UnSussexfuls...
#cyberbullying#misinformation#fake news#privacy#mailonline#social media#hrh prince William#royalty is not celebrity#duke of cambridge#future king
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Yuno Gasai (Future Diary) kin stimboard + lovecore + yandere stims
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#fictionkin#future diary kin#yuno gasai kin#red#white#tw blood#blood stim#lovecore#yandere stim#hearts#fake blood#gif#stims#stimboard#mod StemRoses#I get to try out my new banner on a lovecore/yandere post! score
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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die
#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid#she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds#ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back#she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german#boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk#is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how#SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on#his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT#she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches#with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE#there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but#THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS#she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry#in the disguise of helping clean house#while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought#my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died#hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life#WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON#SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD#SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE#OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO#OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE#THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING#UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO#be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW#I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE#FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN#SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME
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#is there more to life than the past?#will i ever feel like a full person after everything?#jreg refrence i guess#deep personal lies#derealization#trash poetry#trash photography#weirdcore#cuz ik theyll appreciate it#my new jrera#the gore of the past mixes with the artistic eye of the future#because i cant stand it all happening for nothing#it has to mean something to someone#blood is fake btw#even tho you can clearly tell i wanted to mention it#for texas#and the rest#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AmCFhJMszo
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when will i accept that i absolutely do not have time to do all the things i want to do. i have a full-time retail job that i know gets super busy around the holidays. i should not be running through hypotheticals of running an aa vacation zine
#lucy's thoughts#unless....#i just think it would be Fun#also lowkey want to see another klapollo zine project happen but i think it should be Very Themed#like a klapollo travels zine or something#also one of these days in the future i WILL get my in-universe gavinners tribute zine off the ground#there's like sixteen layers of 'we're pretending this is written by the gavinners fan club post-breakup' to explain#it's oddly high-concept#like i want it to have tributes to tours and album releases and be like a 'documentation' of the band's everything#including fake news articles and tweets and interviews and whatever#and the big comedic thing is that anyone who contributes just uses their own OCs for the non-klav and daryan members#and it's literally never mentioned anywhere as being weird that there's a rotating cast of band members#the aa vacation zine is much more straightforward it's just aa characters on vacation#but i just like thinking up hypothetical merch#like. beach towels#sunglasses#stuff like that#ANYWAY#thank you for reading this tag ramble if you got this far
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🎉 🍾
#would it be new years without a days-long-and-counting existential crisis fear of the future feelings of hopelessness and numbness and#questioning whether anyone actually cares about you sticking around so strongly that the mere thought of saying words to anyone beyond neces#necessity feels impossible?#🙃#great way to start the year good thing time is fake ig
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also btw my favorite professor is leavi ng next week and i thougut i was gonna get to say goodbye to her on her last day (next monday) and i put off reaching out to her and buying her a present and everything bc it is um. Too painful to accept that she’s about to leave and i put it off bc i couldn’t bear it. but i finally emailed her today and she won’t be available on monday after all she’s only available tomorrow and i don’t have a present or anythi ng for her and im not emotionally ready to say goodbye like im taking off friday and i was gonna use the three day weekend to prep and brace myself and now i have to do it tomorrow and i don’t have anything to give her and can’t go o it and buy anything bc i can’t drive and i have therapy and even if i could get a ride the stores will be closed by the time im done bc we had to schedule it late today. i can’t fucking take itttttt
#purrs#i can’t accept that she’s leaving and i have to write her a card at the very least. and i can’t accept it and the goodbye is going to be so#awkward. and it’s been SO hard not being able to talk to her abt **** leaving last july like she’s one of the ppl i would go to for that#and she’s like one of the only people on campus who understands me and gets how i react to things and speaks my emotional language. and i ha#haven’t been able to go to her bc she’s leaving too and so immediately all that convo is off the table. and it has KILLED me. and now she’s#about to leave and i have no more women mentors left on campus not even a full year into my new job during the time in my life where ihave m#most needed women mentors. yayyyyy 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#literally the way at this time last year i had 2 and now i have ZERO because they both fucking left. if you’d told me that a year ago i w#would’ve shriveled up and died. and here i am in the FAKE future where they are both gone / leaving and i am miserable and in hell. and i ha#have to… omg not o say this not to namedrop. but i have to be the romy and the lia i wish to see. but i needed them to stick around longer s#so i could absorb. more of them and figure out how to be me too. bc they help make me.. me. and now they’re both gone…….. LOL!#delete later
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looking at my oc page like damn i really have all these guys floating in my head
#theres 24 that ive played and then 8 future ones polished to varying degrees#but i have even more in my head!!!#i counted my pinterest boards i have boards for 38 ocs omfg im sick#the way i love them all too and most of them have thought out backstories and stuff like i treat them all equally#there so many though... and i have even more ideas for new ones like...#my pinterest bio is true im literally addicted to making video game characters#and the way i dont have like anything written out it just lives in my head and random text posts#which i rarely post any lore for my ocs at all so those are like crumbs#i started fake wiki pages for some but even though i have backstories ive lost the ability to like write well so i gave up#.txt
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