#Funtime's Thoughts

[funtimespringscare101]

One of the most recent hyperfixations i've found is Playtime with Percy and I've been thinking about the PAL Percy's.

The TV said that all PAL Percy's become psychopathic maniacs if used too much or left for too long, especially Nick's PAL. But with all electronic toys, some glitches are bound to happen.

where is my AUs where a PAL Percy didn't become a psycho and actually helps its owner's family, and it's watching the PAL Percy caution Ad like

[chloesimaginationthings]

IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..

[sketchquill]

*Very slowly pushes this towards you before naruto running away*

[fandomfuntimem]

I had. A thought.

Disclamer: I'm still pretty new to dc comics (note clue where to start), and the most i know is from shows and movies.

But like. Batman using his dad skills (you can pry Bruce being a good dad from my cold, dead hands) to help young members of the Justice League.

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Shazam, AKA Billy Batson, is 12 years old. He's young.

Imagine him showing up to the watch tower in his child form, super eepy, and all the adult heros who don't have kids are just hounding him about being in his child form (note: no clue who would do this. But from what i've seen, there are a few members who would). as well as giving him reports to fill out, meetings to go to, and in general just bothering and babying him.

He gets so overwhelmed and overstimulated. He just curls up on the floor and starts sobbing. No one knows how to handle it. They'd ask Superman since he's a father of two, but he's not at the tower.

Then enters Batman. Everyone is scare. What's he gonna say? How will he handle this? He looks down at Billy and his face just softens. He shoves everyone away, shooing them and telling them to back off. Gently, he drapes his cape over the sobbing child.

He starts talking to Billy in the softest voice.

"Whats wrong Billy? What happened?"

"I-its just- i-i-im so tired, a-a-and everyone's talking, and y-yelling. It's all so loooud!"

Batman just hums, "do you want to take a nap in my office? It's quiet there, and I have a pull out couch."

Billy just nods, and ever so gently Batman picks him up and cradles him. Carrying him to his office and glaring at the other adults.

Later, when asked where he learned to do that, he just says, "i have seven kids, and more kids who are practicly mine. I know an over tired and overwhelmed child when I see on."

[aliennazero]

☆Headcanon: brother-sister coding, hear me out

I need to get this post done before whatever that will happen in chapter 192. So even if I only got two more days for this theory to be around, I'll be glad that I finally let this out from my chest after a while. So, don't take whatever I will ramble about as something super serious.

First of all, maybe you guys will look at me and says, "what the fuck Alie they're like two different unrelated characters" and while that's true for now and so far, I just... can't really took my eyes off from this "siblings coding" the more I read Chainsaw Man. And I have some reasons and theories why (disclaimer: I did a crazy reach all over the direction) and I found it very interesting.

Reason no. 1: Their First Meeting & Re-occurence

Hirofumi is the first part 1 character that Asa meets (even before Denji). So, I think it's reasonable for me—the reader to be intrigued on what is Fujimoto's plan for their seemingly "not important" (but why be the first?) relationship.

My initial thought is that: oh, they might become friendlier in the future or even become lifelong enemies. Then I remember Hayakawa Family—Aki and Power as the first ever Denji's buddy, specific on Power.

Because even though narratively and character writing-wise Power and Hirofumi are fundamentally different, both of them are written initially to form false narratives that they'll become a token love interest for our protagonist(s) aren't they? They also share a somewhat similar strawberry cake motive, makes me wonder why.

Alsoooo, I think the way Hirofumi & Asa's Devil Hunter Club "date" being portrayed as very differently from Hirofumi + Denji and Hirofumi + Fami "cafe date" (a.k.a. work-related mandated date) is important, somehow.

Reason no. 2: Personal Motives and Untold Family Narratives of Asa Mitaka

We know since the very first time we met her that Asa is very lonely and her motives circling around getting a companion (either a boyfriend or a friend) and living selfishly (which as we can see right now is backfired rapidly, but I'll talk about this separately later, maybe in the future).

However, there's one aspect of her motives that's kinda underlooked, and it's her relationship with family member. Yes, we got a glimpse of Asa and her mom (never with her father so far) and Asa with her lovely pet—Crambon, however they already died years ago, and Asa blame herself for it.

It's unfair that in this world, she still had her family, as they said. So maybe she already gives up on that idea. Which is where the true weights of this headcanon come from. What if, she still could have it? Even though she never asked for this directly. Her getting a family again that she was maliciously accused of unfairly having, could be very nice, actually. Even if it's a very insufferable or a miserable mess workaholic kind of brother (or twin brother).

Reason no. 3: Hirofumi's Motives

This deserves its very own post just like my plan to talks more about Asa's living selfishly motive but to make it simple, Hirofumi lied at the very start because he already formed a parasocial relationship with both Asa and Denji by giving them options to have a somewhat nicer normal life (Denji not becoming Chainsaw Man, and Asa making a distance from Denji to prevent her from turning him into her weapon and thus also prevented her to feel down because of the guilt) even though he knows that another choice never really exist to begin with.

(Asa doesn't necessarily have to be his sister to add more depths to this motive. I just think won't it be very funny if Hirofumi was like collecting information all around, confirming that Asa Mitaka is indeed the incarnation of War Devil in weird case then he took a look at her Koseki then boom they have the same dad!? What the fuck was that. Here comes new responsibility that his father left behind, I guess)

As what we know so far, Hirofumi took his job and his responsibility very seriously and very neat about which one he could improve or "change" for everyone's sake involved. IF Hirofumi and Asa are indeed siblings (or half siblings) however, this gives more explanation on his involvement and his own personal interest. Hirofumi is not easy to read, but he still overshares to Asa (chapter 121 when he agrees on Asa's takes about solitude) and "taking care" of her.

Reason no. 4: Just Take a More Look at Them

Taller than average? Check. More athletic than average? Check. Insane face card? Check. Unbelievable amount of yearning? Check. Arguably suicidal? Check.

Both of them being a human stuck in status quo between human vs devil war like hostages in their own prison—Hirofumi stuck as hollow used cop for Public Safety and Asa stuck as War Devil very own vessel—with absolutely nothing, no one really on their side (Fumiko and Fami as mean of even more control over both of them)? Check.

Even as concept alone, child soldier and war maiden incarnate siblingsm could be developed to be something, very interesting.

Okay, now into more theories territory.....

Theory no. 1: Asa and Hirofumi are the Result of Kishibe Fucking Around and Found Out Post Quanxi Rejection Era

Why Kishibe would do that? Idk but it's a funny math because if Kishibe is in his early 50 now then 17 years ago would be him in his 30s. If Kishibe become devil hunter in his early 20s and meet Quanxi shortly after that and become buddies for 9 years then, the year just lined up lmao. How much chances of them being an oopsies baby thus explaining their very different last names but strangely similar physiques and even narratives? Not zero.

There are two options regarding this though. It's either they're twin siblings or half siblings. Half siblings mean they have different mothers but same dad, and twin siblings mean they have same mother but got separated at some point during their lifetime (Hirofumi went with Kishibe and Asa went with her mama who probably re-marry or just simply raising Asa alone and lying about her dad getting eaten by devil or something because her love story with that drunkard crazy man is just that bad).

Kishibe avoiding child support for 17 years and this is the consequences, also both of them got their ass kicked out by the very same lesbian who rejects their father, I'll say it's a beautiful storytelling.

Theory no. 2: Sinister Look on Vol 17 Cover and "Hirofumi will appear in Asa's Dream"

We will get into a more sinister area here because I believe the Makima-esque vibes, "necessary evil" narratives Hirofumi brought up to the table are not coincidences or neglectable at all. Even more sinister because his cover is him standing in front of alleyway just like how Makima cover is her in front of the door in Denji's dream.

Which led me to think that this could indicate something. However, kinda different on how it was portrayed, I think this make things clear that Hirofumi is not endgame antagonist since his cover came a bit too early than what we—the reader anticipated (there is absolutely no fucking nobody in the fandom that expecting Hirofumi to get a cover during before the cover reveal). However, he might be the key into Asa's end dream reveal later on.

Maybe he will appear on her dream being vague as fuck, or maybe direct her dream into a more "false happiness" directions since all he did is lying (see reason no. 3) to distract her focus on dead chickens. Personally, I think the latter will be more interesting because it will be the opposite of what Makima did in Denji's dream, if this "Hirofumi will appear in Asa's dream sooner or later" theory is true. The government and the church need Asa in her stable conditions to unleash Yoru anyway.

"Then what does this imply into your siblings theory"—because siblings should take care of each other, ideally. And I think it will add more depth, if true of course.

Theory no. 3: Hirofumi Cares About Asa (maybe more than what we see on-screen)

To put on more disclaimer, this is just what I imagine to fill out the gap in between narratives and it connects to reasons number 3 (again). Despite how he positions himself and blending in the crowd like invincible, Hirofumi is actually easy to care and feel guilty too (and the reason why he could kill the Immortal Brother assassin in part 1 is because he has the ignorance privilege, but with both Denji and Asa? Not so much).

I have no strong basis for this theory I just have my own feelings and a dream, and this is basically what I think Hirofumi has done so far for Asa (subtle) in the story:

Hirofumi just let Yuko loose and kill Asa's bullies during Justice Devil Arc. This may sound dark, but it fit his character in a way that he's okay with doing violence as long as it could benefit his mission (and maybe this time his personal interest too). Because he knows Asa got bullied at school. If this could solve her bullying problems, then why not? That's why Hirofumi is just sitting around during the whole fight until Denji interfered.

Hirofumi is the one who brought Asa to hospital after Falling Devil Arc (which is somehow in line for how I think he's Denji blood-giver in the same arc). Because well, I don't think Public Safety cared enough to get her conditions checked, but Hirofumi is aware about her injury conditions (arguably this is so that she could be a bargaining chip for Denji but we know that the main chip is Nayuta, I think Hirofumi just want to let him know just because also let me have this imagination for the sake of this agenda).

The reason why Hirofumi didn't or more likely can't kill Asa during CSM Church Arc is not necessarily just because War Devil has become stronger. Paneling focus on their face's expressions indicate that Hirofumi just can't bring himself more to do so (after he saw Asa's hand and her in pain), thus making him fail this mission to capture War Devil dead or alive. It's the guilt kicking in.

I think Hirofumi is somewhat relieved after he saw Asa's hands are back (yay) in Aging Devil Arc. Also, that's what he put his focus on FIRST after he got vomited out before asking his own situation even.

Personal View and The Main Takeaway (really): I need this to be real just because I think it will be so fucking funny

To end this unbelievably long ass post, I think it's important to note again that they have like five screentime together and I'm just insane. But if I should be honest, this is not me being rational at all, I just think the whole situation would be funny up to seven more factors if my ramblings are true.

Because this headcanon imply that the fandom meltdown towards them (as individuals or as in characters dynamics) is unnecessary at all. Like aside from Hirofumi being read mainly as queer, maybe him acting kind of mean and nonchalantly distant (and somewhat awfully playful) towards Asa are just because he like being petty and doesn't want to look like he wants to bang his sister (as a sister myself, yes I do feel the need to annoy my other siblings whenever I can just because I could and it doesn't have to be hatred, sometimes it's the love aggression kicking in).

Lastly, thank you guys for coming to my yapping ted talks.

[yanderebunnyboi]

Woah crazy idea !

How would It be Demo (any version i love them all ) vs Rose to gain darling attention?

Crazy yandere bunny vs Bro/Bestie/Coworker yandere

Oh, well Rose himself doesn’t really understand his feelings towards darling, so he won’t be one to try to steal attention, but he would be protective. So stuff like this would happen!

It honestly depends on the version of demo! After all, some demos have a height advantage

Or a chest cavity

I could make more examples, but I’m lazy on the drawings

[whoturnedgravityoff]

more fnaf au stuff….

[biblically-accurate-dca]

funtime sunshine

[aceinacloset]

Misc facts about the funtimes 🥺

I love these goobers

CIRCUS BABY:

☆CB is very protective of the Bidy Babs, it is recommended that she is deactivated before any maintenance is done on the bidybabs

☆CB can carry 7 kids max, any more, and she topples over.

☆CB has the shitties sleep schedule out of all the Funtimes (Ballora doesn't count she doesn't have a sleep schedule)

☆She HATES maintenance, mostly because 5 times outta 10, staff fuck it up and she has to be sent to the scooper anyway.

☆CB has a Christmas themed outfit. Christmas themed colors, also wrapped in lights with star themed bows (she is the Christmas tree)

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BALLORA:

☆A child grabbed her leg once. She wasn't mad, she just didn't move till the child was off.

☆Foxy has slept on Ballora once, she slept decent that night. But foxy got caught being in there.

☆The minireenas climb on ballora a lot, and she doesn't care too much about it.

☆Ballora's song was written by Katherine. It was a poem she wrote that William took and made a balloras song (bro missed what it meant).

☆Balloras Christmas attire is mostly green with red highlights

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FT FREDDY:

☆A kid challenged him to a staring contest, he won.

☆Besides Bon Bon, Ballora is the only one that can keep Freddy from doing stupid things.

☆Funtime Freddy has a very faint sent of cotton candy

☆Funtime Freddy always let's kids wear his hat at least once.

☆Funtime Freddy gave a birthday kid a piggyback ride once. It scared the shit out of staff and the kids' parents.

☆Funtime Freddy's Christmas themed clothes are much like the others, red and green. With him having shiny stars on the inside of his cape and a mistletoe in his hat.

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BON BON:

☆Bon Bon is easily portable, much to his dismay.

☆Bon Bon makes a slight huming noise when she sleeps.

☆Bon Bon got kidnapped by a kid. It was a wild goose chace till staff caught the kid. It was one of a few times Bon Bon was happy to see a staff member.

☆Bon Bon wears a sparkly red and white bow tye for the Christmas season.

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FT FOXY:

☆Foxy can do a handstand, for like 10 seconds

☆Foxy sometimes stretches like a cat

☆Foxy can make fox noises, usually when He is startled or surprised, sometimes while she sleeps.

☆Foxys eyes dilate much like a cats does

☆A kid gave him a burger King kids meal crown and said he was 'the king', he's kept it ever sense.

☆Foxys' festive attire is a mesh of red and green with bells on the tips of his ears, on his wrists, as well as on the tip of his tail.

[ender--slime]

as much as i love everyone’s headcanons i do feel like the hostile attitude i often see towards june egbert is very strange and off putting. a recently out transfem author told you her character was also transfem. isn’t that cool!!! even if hussie didn’t intend it all the way from the beginning…even if they didn’t even know THEY were trans back then well. neither did the wachowskis. and the matrix is still about them being trans! even if it was subconscious. and when people say “i don’t think the matrix is a trans allegory because that’s dumb” everyone rightfully clowns on them. so why when june egbert is brought up do people get so…violent about hating her? this transfem character who came out in her 40s, written by a transfem author who came out in their 40s…well. the story speaks for itself! and it’s wonderful that we have that! at least i think so…

[dovewingkinnie]

he’s just lonely

[funtimespringscare101]

My Thoughts on the FNAF Movie

*If you haven't watched it and you don't want fucking spoilers, ignore this post until you do! It's seriously worth the 8 year wait!*

Mike and Abby are so fucking cute together! Abby is my favorite character in the movie and she's so autism coded.

A DREAM THEORY BOOK... Wow, Scott just loves making fun of Matt, doesn't he? Also damn Mike threw hands with a parent.

OMG ITS YA BOI WILLIAM AFTON! WHY DID YOU HESITATE SAYING "SCHMIDT" STEVE?! THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!

MATPATTTT OMG YOU FUCKER YOU WERE IN THE MOVIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIAR! LOL His Character is called Ness. Do you mean Van-NESS-a? Ah? Get it? get the FNAF SB Theory reference? no one? Okay...

So the Aunt of the Schmidt's was the other mystery villain. I hate her already. Thanks Scott for making a character perfect for slander.

Why do you have to bring the enragement child into the movie? Why fucking BB? Gag is funny but come on. it's BB. The most mutually hated character in the franchise.

NGL Max really didn't deserve to die man, Aunt Bitch just roped her into it.

Vanessa got blushing fr with the fucking rizz she doing on Mike...

Abby and the Animatronics are the best fucking thing in the movie. Hands down.

Golden Feddy!!!!!!!1 Also if Aunt Bitch is dead. Good. Stay Dead. You and your Cigarette smelling ass.

Cory's whole cameo is a mood, man. Bro's tired of shit.

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect Vanessa to be William's daughter in this continuity. Like, at all... I was expecting, however, for Vanessa to reveal that her name is a cover (like Book! William/Dave in the Novel Trilogy or Movie! William/Steve) and her real name is be Elizabeth.

"I always Come Back." HE SAID IT!! HE SAID THE FUCKING THING!

*Hears the Freddy Laugh starting in the credits* "No... " We are Waiting every night- *Screaming in FNAF*

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO BEEEE? I JUST DON'T GET ITTTTTT!

Lol the Smugness that Movie! Cassidy has watching William suffer in the suit in the backroom.

[chloesimaginationthings]

What’s William Afton’s problem in FNAF….

[justgoji]

I tried coming up with my own designs for the funtime gang

[fandomfuntimem]

Dp x Dc or just Dp things I (personally) want to see more of.

Just some stuff I've seen and really liked but never see enough of.

Danny is very casually a genius and/or skilled (engineering, gymnastics, really any skill you pick):

There isn't enough of it tbh. I dont think people realise just how smart and skilled he is. Being a ghost probably made him very flexible and gave him extra abilities the average human may not have. Also he comes from a family of scientists, yeah maybe up against them he doesn't seem smart, but being "smart" comes in different forms. More often than not the ability to be smart comes from your ability to pick up on things, retain information, understand information, and use that information accordingly. Danny does that, especially with his villains. He even finds outside the box ways to defeat his villains. Like tricking Freakshow into becoming a ghost.

I just think its under utilized. A lot of Teen heros are geniuses but no one ecknowledges it. Hell, you can make it that Danny doesn't even realise just how smart he is. He doubts it and often thinks he's one of the dumber people in the room. But when sleep deprived and running on a cup of coffee he can solve a problem he hasn't even seen before the konk out for an hour.

Danny has BEEF with the JL or isn't outright a fan:

In a lot of fics the JL (especially Batman) are huge hypocrites. Like they'll barge into Amity trying to solve problems that don't even effect them, screw things up more, then offer Danny more training. Hello????? You guys being there caused the problem???? Then, in other things Batman preaches about territory and Danny will get threatened or treated with suspicion for even stepping foot NEAR Gothem, but then barges into his territory like its his buisness.

Let Danny call them out. Let him point out that everything has been fine untill they showed up. Let him get MAD. This is HIS territory, HIS haunt, HIS people. These guys have done nothing for him! Why should he accept their help when their help only makes things worse? In fics where they help him because he needed it and ended up in Gotham let him be suspicious and careful. He doesn't need to be vivasected or hurt to be warry of the crime fighting furries he just met.

Mans has the experience to know you can't trust anyone untill they prove you can.

Danny should be casually overpowered and spooky:

This isn't even he has to be experienced. He is so used to his powers he doesn't realise how scary it is. He will casually stop a punch from superman, laugh, quipe, then punch back.

He accidentally breaks stuff, walks through things, glows, its so normal for him. He apologizes and does it again because he forgot. He genuinly has no idea how strong he is, he just knows he needs to be soft on humans.

Danny and Phantom are very different personalities:

I'm not saying they're two different people. They have the same mind same person. But the way they act is so different. Danny is grumpy, quiet, whimpy. Danny is a loser, and everyone knows it. Phantom, on the other hand, is confident, he jokes, smiles, makes a game out of his struggles, he's strong. Phantom is just a good guy. Everyone (minus others) loves him!

This happens because Danny is more comfortable as Phantom or Vise Versa. Sertant trates carry over, they're nerds, they're smart, they enjoy a good pun, they're sassy. But because Danny is a loser everyone sees it as lame, but with Phantom its endearing.

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None of this means you need to get rid of silly nerdy Danny. You can have that but all these other things ad depth to his character. Hes smart but not confident, he's kind but not naive, he's powerful but not violent, and he finds comfort in the fact no one knows him.

Idk. I'm not a big fanfic writer so i thought i would just share and see what others do with it.

[bxnnie-bxwl]

boyfriend had convinced me that helpy really does look like a funtime freddle.. and was like funtime “fronnie parents!!” and I loved the idea… but remembered that I drew a drawing for a crackship a friend came up with (bonbon and Helpy) and thought “oh shit fuck I don’t like that..” and I honestly just see bonbon as a chaotic parental figure now so IM NOT FOR THAT CRACKSHIP ANYMORE, don’t want it!

wanted to acknowledge that because I DO NOT like shipping like that so it’s out the window completely and Funtime fronnie are chaotic parents now to me… just wanted to say it! hope you guys get my meaning! <33