#Funny Valentine Gifts

[kkeval]

Pizza is My Valentine - Cute Cat Design

This playful design featuring an adorable cat declaring "Pizza is My Valentine" is perfect for anyone who loves pizza more than flowers or chocolates! Available on t-shirts, mugs, posters, stickers, pins, and more. Just click the link and explore a variety of creative and heartwarming designs for Valentine’s Day.

[genuinebluff]

Attention: @shamblespirate

We heard your request for a RACCOON VALENTINE GREETING.

Best Regards,

The GB Team

[toruandmidori]

Valentine’s Day is coming, better step your pussy up! 🐾💘

Looking to treat the cat loving crush in your life? We got you.

This year, ditch the usual Valentine’s day clichés and grab one of these flirty, funny, and fabulously cheeky vintage-inspired cat themed cards. Shoot your shot without the schmaltz.

Perfect for your feline obsessed partner, crush, or anyone who puts up with your bad jokes.

We have a wide range of “romantic” cards in our online store, shop the collection here or check out the pictured cards below:

CAUGHT FELINES – A sweet and punny choice for anyone working up the courage to say how they feel this is the purr-fect way to shoot your shot with charm and subtlety.

MIAOWDY PARTNER! – Saddle up, cowboy! The rootinest tootinest cat this side of the Mississippi is here to lasso your heart or at least make you laugh.

YOU CAN GET IT – For the bold, confident Valentine who knows what they want. Flirty? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not.

LOVE YOU HATE VALENTINE’S DAY  – For when you love them more than you hate the holiday - perfect for couples who can skip the mush but still keep it real.

[alexandriabelle]

I really hope this reaches the right people….

Anyways, I run a small bracelet business, and I made these for two of my friends.

Dm me or check me out @aeyshascustombracelets on both tiktok and Insta if you’d like something similar to this for you and your partner this Valentine’s Day.

This style of bracelet goes for $5 AUD each.

[apotelesmaa]

Too many people want tsukasa to be viewed as socially cool. I think we need to accept that the only kind of cool wxs member is emu who befriends idols joined like 400 clubs and knows almost everyone. Emu has a million friends & most of the lines other characters have abt her are like “emu :)” meanwhile the lines abt tsukasa are all like “he is so weird.” & you want to pretend he’s cooler than her… be so serious…

Nene is also Lame & Rui is only cool to other nerds (gestures at pandemonium npcs). Crucially Tsukasa is an annoying theater kid. No annoying theater kid is popular or cool in highschool. It is central to his character and him being a weirdo who (canonically!) gets no bitches & yet somehow knows major celebrities is one of the funniest and most endearing things about him. Guy who in canon goes to school and people are like “it’s this weirdo again (sees he’s with rui) oh fuck oh no.”An (friends with everyone) & Akito (guy on sports teams) are the only cool characters at Kamiyama.

[wearedeadfancy]

Love is for life, not just for Valentine’s day… But it is also very much for Valentine’s day which is both mandatory and not very far away! 

So get your love confirmation rectangles sorted today!

Fortunately, we have just dropped a whole new raunchy range of retro and vintage style Valentine’s day cards to our Etsy shop.

Disarmingly cute, old school artwork and funny, flirty and f*cking outrageous captions. 

Great Valentine gifts for long suffering loved ones, available to buy online now! 

Shop the whole collection here, direct links below:

PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP

CAUGHT FELINES

BUTT STUFF?

THE BEST HUSBAND I’VE GOT

SIT ON MY FACE

FINGERING

I AM GAY FOR YOU

DOOM SCROLLING

YOU’LL DO!

PUCKER UP BUCKAROO

I AM A DOG

SHOW US YOUR TITS

[powderflower]

he misses him so bad

[danosrosegarden]

me when i see an edward nashton kinnie/danonation member complain about being fic starved

[nadinenadine]

[miss-sheepy]

So turns out that emergency room bill I thought was paid a couple weeks back was only a payment 🙃 Got the rest of the bill and might be opening a small sale to pay the rest off. It's about 250 but it's 250 I don't have lol Right now debating on doing a headshot or lineart sale for 25. What would folks be more interested in? A headshot of your character or lineart of your character you can color and shade like a coloring book? (The lineart would come with a psd/csp file along with a png of course)

[beansontoastgifts]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my Situationship - Funny Valentine’s Day retro greeting card - Dating Love

Available as both a mug and greeting card on our shop! 🍑🍆🥹✨

#beansontoastgifts #valentinesday #situationship #love #greetingcards #valentines #illustration #smallbusiness #ideas

[silkpages]

one month off uni LET'S GO!!

[toruandmidori]

Get sticky this Valentine’s Day!

Spread some love and laughter this year with our rude range of “romantic” retro Valentine’s stickers.

Great funny, flirty little treats for loved ones.

We have loads to pick from in store, shop the whole collection here or shop a specific design below: 

PUCKER UP BUCKAROO

PREPARE

GOT THAT DOG IN ME

HARDWARE

[bretzkysbs]

surprise!

[tprnt222]

[wearedeadfancy]

Be gay do crimes Valentines!

New funny, flirty, vintage style “romantic” greeting cards for sale online. 

Great gifts for anniversaries, valentines day or even just a random Monday in January. 

Buy online here: 

SHOP