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Let them know this ain’t your first rodeo with our new rootin’ tootin’ and hella cutin’ vintage style shirts. 

Great gifts for anxious cowpokes this summer.

Available in a range of colours and styles online here.

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Oh god - another birthday?

Nudge them closer to an existential crisis this year, with our darkly hilarious range of kitsch, cute and completely inappropriate vintage birthday cards. 

Perfect birthday gifts for that one weirdo mate with the odd sense of humor and if you are that one weirdo mate - they’re the perfect gifts for everyone.

There’s loads to choose from in store, available to buy direct from us, through our Etsy shop. 

Check out the whole collection here, individual links below: 

ENJOY IT

AIN’T DEAD YET

MESSY DRUNK

SAD BIRTHDAY KITTEN

SHOVE THEM

ONE YEAR CLOSER

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Get fancy and bring your big “I’d rather be at home” vibes wherever you go this summer with our range of darkly snarky and disarmingly kitsch vintage style shirts. 

Adorable retro artwork and silly little slogans. 

Shop the whole collection here, individual links below: 

I MISS THE DRUGS

HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA

DEAD INSIDE

PUNK AS HECK

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undefeated.

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HAIL SANTA.

Celebrate our dark festive overlord this holiday season with our new demonically funny vintage style Christmas card.

Great xmas gifts for the Santaist in your life.

Buy online here.

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Get set for fancy bitch winter!

Adorably sassy retro art on a comfy cosy sweater.

Great gifts for the fancy f*cks in your life. 

Buy online here.

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DON’T LET HIM IN

Make it weird this Christmas with our new creepy vintage style Santa Claus card.

Unsettling retro antique holiday artwork with a funny, modern twist. 

Great gifts for friends and family this Christmas. 

Buy online here.

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TRAITOR

Let them know that you’re happy they have a new job, but they’re a TRAITOR and dead to you now with our new sarcastic and wildly inappropriate vintage, antique style leaving cards.

Old fashioned, trad greetings cards and a modern, snarky slogan. 

Available to buy direct from us in our Etsy store here.

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I MISS THE DRUGS.

Remember when you took pills for fun, rather than because you briefly bent over unexpectedly and now everything aches? SIGH.

Stay snuggly and reminisce about all those times you can barely remember with our new funny, vintage style I MISS THE DRUGS sweater.

Perfect gifts for reformed ravers. 

Buy online here.

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