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HAIL SANTA.

Celebrate our dark festive overlord this holiday season with our new demonically funny vintage style Christmas card.

Great xmas gifts for the Santaist in your life.

Buy online here.

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Get set for fancy bitch winter!

Adorably sassy retro art on a comfy cosy sweater.

Great gifts for the fancy f*cks in your life. 

Buy online here.

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DON’T LET HIM IN

Make it weird this Christmas with our new creepy vintage style Santa Claus card.

Unsettling retro antique holiday artwork with a funny, modern twist. 

Great gifts for friends and family this Christmas. 

Buy online here.

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TRAITOR

Let them know that you’re happy they have a new job, but they’re a TRAITOR and dead to you now with our new sarcastic and wildly inappropriate vintage, antique style leaving cards.

Old fashioned, trad greetings cards and a modern, snarky slogan. 

Available to buy direct from us in our Etsy store here.

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I MISS THE DRUGS.

Remember when you took pills for fun, rather than because you briefly bent over unexpectedly and now everything aches? SIGH.

Stay snuggly and reminisce about all those times you can barely remember with our new funny, vintage style I MISS THE DRUGS sweater.

Perfect gifts for reformed ravers. 

Buy online here.

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SANTA IS LORD.

Get demonic this holiday season with this new darkly funny retro vibes Christmas card.

Featuring disarmingly adorable vintage art and alarmingly inappropriate “festive” greetings. 

Great xmas gifts for the santaist in your life.

Shop the full Christmas card range online or buy this card here.

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MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOISE

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Fight the unending horrors by treating yourself to a new cute, cosy sweater.

Autumn is coming - stay snuggly and spread some smiles whilst getting your daily pumpkin spiced treat that you totally deserve in our new funny jumper. 

Great gifts for chilly friends. 

Available to buy online in a range of colours here.

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PUNK AS HECK

Whether you’re an affable anarchist, a wholesome hooligan or a peaceful punk - we think you’ll love our new sweater.

It’s hardcore as all heck. Just like you! 

Adorable, kitsch vintage deer art with a funny slogan.

Buy online here.

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! 

Stay snuggly and smash the patriarchy this autumn with our new sassy sweaters.

Vintage 90’s chat line styling and funny feminist feelings. 

Great gifts for chilly friends. 

Buy online here.

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Gift them an existential crisis this year with our new darkly funny range of kitsch, cute and completely inappropriate vintage style birthday cards.

Disarmingly adorable and alarmingly bleak greeting cards. 

Great gifts for ageing friends and family.

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ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS