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#It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone T-Shirt#Funny Shirts for Men#Funny Shirts#Womens Graphic Tee#Gift for Him#Gifts for Men#Gift for Her#Goth Aesthetic Black Gothic Tshirt
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#i love drawing him sleepy#a doodley#vampires dont need to sleep but i like to think he does it socially once he's safe with smunker al#but Also Because he's safe and housed and isnt as tense and on edge anymore...needs met and all that#and so it actually ends up becoming one of those things like when u sleep too much and feel really groggy#he doesnt actually have a tail i just love giving all my humans little tails.....................#also very very very early on he only does it socially bc al makes him settle down instead of smuckling and smumbling around all night#which i think is so funny like ur getting tucked in Neow. go to sleep.#i want to learn how to draw big enormous shirts on him in an actual realistic way#bc i keep seeing that thing abt like ''when women wear just a big shirt its hot but when men do it its creepy''#wrong. im gonna prove them wrong with my power of man worship.#talon gets cold easy but he LOVES just big shirt nothing else
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cats attending a yacht party as if they werent at booze garden at 1am the same day is so incredibly-
also matthew MATTHEW THAT SHIRT. THAT SHIRTTTTT. WHAT IS THAT.
6.29.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#aaron ekblad#anton lundell#florida panthers#the fun game of spot the cat#im pretty sure thats stenny mikksy forsy and lundy in the water and please dont ask me how i can tell those pixels apart#it looks like theres also a stolie and uvis on the yacht as well#also ever since we've won the cup i think benny has forgotten what a shirt is#stolie does like that teal little boardshort huh#these men make a lot of money and they use it for. making bad shirts.#blessed be the eyes that see ekky shirtless#BLESSED BE THE EYES THAT SEE STENNY SHIRTLESS#theyre just having a fun little yacht party oh girls just wanna fun splish splashing in the bay#on another episode of lets cross intercounty lines#i think its funny tracking how much time they spend in transportation personally#like everywhere they go IF they go by car is always usually 45 minutes because they keep going from broward to dade to broward again to dade#girl i could never but ig when you're promised drinks youll do anything eh
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new and improved aro/ace poll
#aro#ace#aromantic#asexual#fuck aphobes#aphobes fuck off#tumblr polls#asexual poll#aroace poll#arospec#aspec#lgbtqia#alloace#alloaro#the a is not for ally#the a doesn’t stand for ally#love to the aroace community#CAN I HEAR AN A-MEN#ahaha im so funny#cmon guys vote glitter and confetti or t-shirt cannon
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congratulations christopher!
self indulgent near-future in which when christopher graduates high school buck n eddie take hiim to hawaii to celebrate and they all have a nice vacation over here. friend n i were brainrotting it a bit and we decided buck definitely hyperfixated on hawaii and stuff (history, nature, geography, mythology, etc)
#buddie#christopher diaz#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#mustasekittens#i still struggle drawing all 3 of them its a nightmare#anyways gavin is getting really tall and i thought it would be kinda funny if he was almost taller than eddie once he's an adult#my friend and i expanded on buck's hawaii hyperfixation so there's def gonna be a short comic to follow this up LOL#the lei christopher is wearing is called a maile lei#theyre usually worn by men but anyone can wear a maile :]#maile lei are usually worn at grads/proms/weddings or just cuz!#buddie are married at this point. (wink wink. bucks ring. wink)#i shouldve made buck more sunburned#idk if people even read tags this far but anyways more little details#also idk smth smth buck wearing yellow eddie wearing blue n chris wearing green (although not exactly) bc theyre a weird blended family#the brand of shirts the 3 of them r wearing is called sig zane and its a local (fancy) aloha wear brand here! its based in hilo!!#my local friend who's from big island brought it up to me and i remembered it existed#i see people wear sig zane all the time here on oahu but i am so shit at remembering names. that is extended to clothing brands LMFAO#what i mean by fancy aloha wear i mean these fucking shirts cost upwards of $130-145 EACH.#and they are fucking BEAUTIFUL.#i did take some liberties with the designs for the 3 of them tho#buck and christopher's are almost directly referencing existing designs from their catalogue while i smplified one for eddie's#christopher's is an ulu (breadfruit) pattern and i kinda ate that ngl#i was originally gonna just use some stamp brushes i found on the csp asset store but they looked so tacky i just decided to draw them LOL#anyways enjoy this self indulgent stupid stuff who cares anymore
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the boob trilogy
#my art#x men fanart#x men#logan howlett#wolverine#wolverine xmen#deadpool#wade wilson#scott summers#cyclops#marvel fanart#funny shirts#men in crop tops#:3c teehee
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[For context, I'm an agnostic lesbian raised Mormon with some scattered Catholic influences from summers with my bio dad and his family. I have buckets of religious trauma and associations as a very predictable result, though not everything was terrible.]
So I was waiting for my best friend and his girlfriend to get home from dinner with my BFF's mother—this is the first time his girlfriend, who was a close friend of mine before meeting him, had met his family. Ash had gone downstairs to change and wipe off her make-up when someone knocked insistently at our door.
The doorknob is a bit persnickety so I rushed to let in my BFF, only to find myself facing down an unexpected but very familiar sight: young male Mormon missionaries.
me: Oh ... hi. missionaries: Good evening, ma'am. Would you like to hear news about Jesus? me: Um, I'm not—I'm a member, actually. I was raised in the Church. missionaries: Really? me: Yes :) I was the pianist for the primary in our old ward for years :) missionaries: Oh, what ward was that? me: St Helens. I didn't really go when I was in grad school and I just graduated. missionaries: Ahh, I see. Well, if you want to go back, [directions to the local church]. me: Thank you. missionaries, after a very awkward pause: Do you need any help with anything? me: Oh, we're... [*resists the urge to point out that the other household members who just happened to be absent are a Jewish atheist socialist, a devoutly Muslim bisexual post-colonial scholar, and an Exvangelical trans woman still processing her rage, and none of them would have the slightest desire to get help from Mormons*] We're good, really. My parents are the ones who would need help from the Church, I think, and they live over in [town], so their closest ward is actually the one in [other town] and they can reach out to them. Thanks, though :) missionaries: We could just leave our number with you in case you ever needed anything. me [very conscious of the temptation to call on the Church when a crisis strikes and I desperately need help, and how trapped and shitty I feel afterwards]: That's really nice, but I think we're fine. There are several of us here. I hope you have a good night, though! :)
#i only realized after they left that i was still wearing my rainbow shirt that my (mormon!) dad got me to be Supportive#but i was definitely operating on vampire logic - don't open the door all the way don't invite them in don't give them an inch#i also gave them my wallet name instead of the one on my membership records :)#ngl i just find other christian proselytizers funny to deal with because they're such amateurs at it. and i HATE proselytizing in concept#but retaining my membership has at least given me the unassailable advantage of the 'you can't baptize me MORE' card#super stressful to interact w/ them though. even sister missionaries are a bit less weird for me to deal with#the men look like babies honestly. i know VERY WELL the kind of social pressure they're under so i don't want to be cruel but yikes#lgbtqia stuff#cw mormonism#cw religion#anghraine babbles#long post
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the worst thing (and probably the the thing that spurred my everymanhybrid rewatch) was watching the q&as as background noise a few months ago and realizing i have the same fucking khols button up
#speakeasies#emh#everymanhybrid#evan emh#yes that blood hat is my deathproof hat equivalent its my signature#ACTUALLY SO EMBARASSING anyway cant wear this shirt in nj anymore!#stop copying meee i say about a video from like 5ish years ago......#what if i ran into him i cant take that CHANCE!!!!!!!!#yeah this probably wont happen but my paranoia takes me lots of places <3#knowing we have the shared experience of going to a fucking khols mens section#seeing a pattern of dinosaurs all over it.#that borders on childish if not for the color scheme#and going holy shit this is gas#and buying it#is very funny
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Now they just wish you were gone.
Esquire December 1974
#1974#fashion#1970s fashion#mens clothing#shirts#vintage ad#advertising#advertisement#vintage ads#1970s#1970s ad#1970's#1970's ad#funny#humor#humour
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#It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone T-Shirt#Funny Shirts for Men#Funny Shirts#Womens Graphic Tee#Gift for Him#Gifts for Men#Gift for Her#Goth Aesthetic Black Gothic Tshirt
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oda is like not good at designing women (and the fits for the girls get worse as the series goes on) and its really frustrating bc of how good he is at designing random lackeys like one piece's lackey/henchman game is off the charts. BUT. but. robin's water 7/enies lobby look is the cuntiest thing to ever come out of this series like no notes. no notes. she said if im going let my friends forcibly pull me out of a 20 yr suicidal spiral im gonna do it in the latex thigh highs
#it's THEE robin look like it's so insanely good. and for what. i actually also really like everything nami wears this arc as well#her pleated skirt/huge mens tie is really famous to me but she's only in it for two seconds#that shot of her and franky both handcuffed at enies lobby is so funny cause she looks like THAT and he well. he looks like that.#one piece#nico robin#i have serious issues with the fits the girls wear post timeskip like the honkers are one thing but the dresses are boring............#i liked robin's dressrosa hat but i may be the only one. and nami's wci halter was cute. but there was a bit in the manga like at lougetown#where nami is trying on all these clothes and shes like wow i look great. not buying this though LOL i prefer casual clothes#girl i miss ur denim shorts and skirts and t shirts#and i miss robin's shirts they were all so different#water 7#enies lobby
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#x men#issue 400? ish of uncanny#wolverine#thought the tags were funny#also oops didn’t want to draw chest hair so shirt#for the trained eye#taken ofchromebook screen with eye phone#definitely not completely happy with this but#eh
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T-shirt that says "I <3 Pegging" and then it's a picture of a cribbage board
#nerdi speaks#i call this one t-shirts that would be really funny if the target demographic for cribbage wasn't 60 year old men#cribbage
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YOUR ART IS SO GOOD I WANT TO EAT IT-
(ahem)
Could you draw some funny bunny please? 🥺
Sorry anon, I think you might be barking up the wrong tree.
#i hc pomni as an arospec lesbian so I don’t like seeing her with men PERSONALLY#You guys can do whatever though!!!#cw ship hate#well it’s more just dislike. it’s not strong enough for hate. hence why the shirt says “disliker” and not “hater”#also I did this doodle ages ago just bc I thought it was funny#ask
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they’re here to steal your life savings fix your vcr 🍿🪛🩸
#🫠 I have like three interests and the funny movie men are one of them#they’re rocking the reversed shirts but I started doodling this before then#and I don’t think they’ve used blood in any of their skits like in.. years#but I always wanna draw em bloody and nasty for no good reason sry boys 🫡#rlm#half in the bag#mike stoklasa
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Had a long conversation with my favorite pretentious old man who runs my favorite record store about jethro tull and mahavishnu orchestra
#i continue to be a pick me for old men#he was like werent you wearing a jethro tull shirt one time you came in here and i was like yes 😌#but that was literally months ago i love that he remembered#teeeeheeeheeee#its funny hes like the prog guy and theres another younger british guy who works there who i also always talk like . new wave and stuff wit
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