#Funny Quote

[chronicillnesshumor]

[dabiconcordia]

"I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day." by socially concious 

[scarletvampiremistress]

[radioducky]

After Lucifer helped Alastor healing his wound on his chest

Alastor: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lucifer: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Alastor: No! Four to five seconds!
Lucifer: Too late!!!

[thereadmind]

[kodysstuff]

Hotch: there are lots of ways that sons defeat their fathers

Reid: I just keep getting PhDs

[travelingtwentysomething]

Brothers are fucking STUUUUUUPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD FYCKING HELP ME

[handsoffmydinosaur]

To The Nopemobile!

[thebean-17]

Movie: Heavy Trip (2018)

By far my favourite quote.

[chronicillnesshumor]

[dabiconcordia]

“It still feels weird to spend money on Christmas trees. Back when Mom was alive, we’d go out “tree hunting.” That’s what she called it, anyway. I think other people might use the word “trespassing.” ― Jenny Han

[scarletvampiremistress]

[marcelinesghost13]

[thereadmind]

[fabulous-fic-quotes]

Obi-Wan glances, and Anakin has, somehow, crossed the entire distance of the bridge in the last few seconds to take up the space to his left in the holoprojection. Obi-Wan finds it oddly reminiscent of Yoda’s ability to vanish after turning a corner despite never walking any faster than a snurtle without any legs when observed—a mystery nearly every creche-raised youngling—Obi-Wan included—has tried to solve at one point or other. That Anakin—the only member of their lineage not raised in the creche—should be the first to learn to imitate the effect seems an incredible injustice.

(Further than) the Eye Can See (there are Stars) - @adragonsfriend

[lesbosoka]

*upon finding thrawn*

morgan elsbeth: i heard your calls and i journeyed through time and space with my magick to retrieve you, grand admiral

thrawn, falling backwards: the fuck is that green shit?