#Funny Quote
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scarletvampiremistress · 3 months ago
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radioducky · 10 months ago
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After Lucifer helped Alastor healing his wound on his chest
Alastor: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lucifer: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Alastor: No! Four to five seconds!
Lucifer: Too late!!!
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dabiconcordia · 19 days ago
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“It still feels weird to spend money on Christmas trees. Back when Mom was alive, we’d go out “tree hunting.” That’s what she called it, anyway. I think other people might use the word “trespassing.” ― Jenny Han
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thereadmind · 3 months ago
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travelingtwentysomething · 1 month ago
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Brothers are fucking STUUUUUUPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD FYCKING HELP ME
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handsoffmydinosaur · 4 months ago
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To The Nopemobile!
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marcelinesghost13 · 5 months ago
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thebean-17 · 5 months ago
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Movie: Heavy Trip (2018)
By far my favourite quote.
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fabulous-fic-quotes · 5 months ago
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Obi-Wan glances, and Anakin has, somehow, crossed the entire distance of the bridge in the last few seconds to take up the space to his left in the holoprojection. Obi-Wan finds it oddly reminiscent of Yoda’s ability to vanish after turning a corner despite never walking any faster than a snurtle without any legs when observed—a mystery nearly every creche-raised youngling—Obi-Wan included—has tried to solve at one point or other. That Anakin—the only member of their lineage not raised in the creche—should be the first to learn to imitate the effect seems an incredible injustice.
(Further than) the Eye Can See (there are Stars) - @adragonsfriend
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scarletvampiremistress · 2 months ago
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lesbosoka · 1 year ago
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*upon finding thrawn*
morgan elsbeth: i heard your calls and i journeyed through time and space with my magick to retrieve you, grand admiral
thrawn, falling backwards: the fuck is that green shit?
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dabiconcordia · 21 days ago
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"Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it." ― Winston Churchill
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thereadmind · 3 months ago
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sleepydogz · 2 years ago
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"What was the first soup?" Jerma985
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candieduranium · 5 months ago
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”if i get punished, at least it was for something funny”
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marcelinesghost13 · 5 months ago
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