#Funny Quote

[thereadmind]

[scarletvampiremistress]

[radioducky]

After Lucifer helped Alastor healing his wound on his chest

Alastor: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lucifer: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Alastor: No! Four to five seconds!
Lucifer: Too late!!!

[mosaicabstract]

a mood.

[handsoffmydinosaur]

To The Nopemobile!

[marcelinesghost13]

[sleepydogz]

"What was the first soup?" Jerma985

[fabulous-fic-quotes]

Obi-Wan glances, and Anakin has, somehow, crossed the entire distance of the bridge in the last few seconds to take up the space to his left in the holoprojection. Obi-Wan finds it oddly reminiscent of Yoda’s ability to vanish after turning a corner despite never walking any faster than a snurtle without any legs when observed—a mystery nearly every creche-raised youngling—Obi-Wan included—has tried to solve at one point or other. That Anakin—the only member of their lineage not raised in the creche—should be the first to learn to imitate the effect seems an incredible injustice.

(Further than) the Eye Can See (there are Stars) - @adragonsfriend

[dabiconcordia]

It's better to be that not to be.... Based on William Shakespeare

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

how do i know i exist?

simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not

[thereadmind]

[candieduranium]

”if i get punished, at least it was for something funny”

[lesbosoka]

*upon finding thrawn*

morgan elsbeth: i heard your calls and i journeyed through time and space with my magick to retrieve you, grand admiral

thrawn, falling backwards: the fuck is that green shit?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

" -'Why was it so horny?' -Sometimes it's just the state of mind that we're in - -FLORIDA." - Ghost Files Debrief of Dare2Escape

[floraplanttees]

(via "It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great, Memes" Magnet for Sale by FloraPlantTees)

[marcelinesghost13]