#Fucking.

[spamlets-blog]

confession: ive always imagined tim to look like jerma

[quietwingsinthesky]

extremely funny how my mother is constantly trying to get me to enter into local writing contests. i write pornography online for freaks, ma’am. i’m not qualified to write adventure stories.

[emile-hides]

The year is 2024, 8 years post release, and Pokemon Go not only finally gives trainers the ability to have more than just the default hair style and one of four eye and skin colors, but decided while they were there to completely blast every other Pokemon Game in the world out of existence by removing Gender entirely and giving the player customizable body types complete with separate sliders for Weight, Muscle, Shoulders, Chest, and Waist

[papaya-twinks]

Hi!

I want to put a message out here due to some things I’ve been receiving in my inbox.

I don’t fucking want to see people asking me whether I think Lando’s just ‘making his mental issues up’

I don’t fucking want to see people making jokes about an 18 year old boy, who had a crash which could’ve been VERY bad for him. More on that in a second.

Don’t fucking come into my inbox to ask me some incredibly horrific things about Lando. I don’t want to receive your fucking death threats about Lando, who’s trying his fucking hardest.

Seriously, what is WRONG with your people?

and stop sending ME death threats coz I’ve stopped writing for a few days, I’m in UNIVERSITY, I’m STUDYING.

And about Kimi, he is 18 fucking years old, I don’t give a flying FUCK how he compares to Max (not hate to Max obvi) but don’t shake off how an EIGHTEEN year old had a HORRIBLE crash which could’ve turned out a lot worse.

He’s EIGHTEEN for fucks’ sake. Just coz all 20 and MORE of them drive so superbly, does NOT a mean they’re fucking superhuman.

Take your fucking useless asses (to the ppl sending threats and shit) and imagine how scared he could’ve been. How much pressure he was in.

To perform in front of his friend, family, home crowd, his first time in F1, all of that. And THEN talk to me.

And THIS is what Mercedes get for pressuring and accelerating a child into no doubt a TERRIFYING environment.

just seriously think about it. 45 whole fucking G’s.

some of u bastards r fucking sick, man.

Thanks, Frankie/Kika x

[the-real-peterparker]

excuse my language, but

FUCKKKKKK

*everything’s speeding up—my heart’s pounding so hard it feels like it’s going to explode out of my chest. i can’t breathe—why can’t i breathe? my hands are shaking, and my vision’s blurring. i can’t focus, everything feels like it’s slipping away, and i just need to make it stop. something’s wrong, really really wrong, but i can’t think. my chest is tight, and i feel like i’m going to pass out—what if i don’t make it through this? what if this is the end? god no, pleaseeeee don't let it be. please.*

[cosmoboba]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP SPLATOWEEN IDOLS JUST DROPPED HOT SERVED WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[capitalisticveins]

Say what you want abt Huxley being a himbo but FL being a himbo makes perfect sense aswell

[hellishkat]

gonna be so fucking for real I don't wanna be alive anymore

[n4rval]

you guys will not fucking believe this

[butchdykekondraki]

paranoid schizophrenia is so funny actually. wtf do you mean i cant leave my room because ''freddy fazbear will be there''. hes not real. you know this. can i leave my room. <- no because freddy fazbear will be there

[salemontrial]

So rewatching steven universe has made me realize I have a Very specific type of favourite fictional character which led me to another equally mortifying conclusion.

Hatred/lh

[ozz-ball]

Some people get so up & arms about the stanford npd headcanon. It’s so weird. “Well I don’t believe npd is bad BUT-“ Hey man shut up. Like seriously. Don’t agree with the headcanon? Cool. But to make entire rants about how its not true? Thats weird as hell. What if people did that with literally any other disorder/disability headcanon?? You guys realize that having npd doesn’t make you some evil demon RIGHT? RIGHT??

[looseinthecatroom]

Jfc. Between Astarion and Angel Dust it's been a helluva (heh) week remembering how entirely not ready most fandom circles are to talk about sexual assault with any fucking maturity or just basic human decency. For differences in experience, for coping, for survivorship in general.

(And that's before we get into gross fucking speculation re: creators backgrounds and personal relationship to the topics.)

(To be clear, it's the fandom reaction that's depressing af, not the source materials themself for the most part.)

[shibusawaz]

[the miracle of human consciousness] honey wake up it's time to watch a show where you'll fixate on a side character that you can't find enough fanwork of instead of the main character 🥰🥰

[tired anime boy asmr youtube video voice] yes dear

[tamorisana]

/Lies in bed, taking their last breath/

Come here.. my dear child...

/Sharply gaspes, painfully and heavily coughs. Foundly looks at you after the coughing fit/

Let me tell you... a secret....

/You sit closer and Tamo takes your hand. You lean closer to hear better/

Rudy... likes.... being called... a malewife and a.... babygirl....

/Fucking dies/