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extremely funny how my mother is constantly trying to get me to enter into local writing contests. i write pornography online for freaks, ma’am. i’m not qualified to write adventure stories.
#she has absolutely zero idea of what my actual writing strengths are. she just assumes that ‘good at writing’ means good at all writing.#i can describe dicks. i’m terrible at action sequences. i’m good at everything that happens around actions sequences though. which is mostl#fucking.#the closest thing ive ever written to an adventure story is probably the nick tomb raider thing where he gets tentaclefucked. so. you know.#i dont think my local library wants that as a contestant.
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The year is 2024, 8 years post release, and Pokemon Go not only finally gives trainers the ability to have more than just the default hair style and one of four eye and skin colors, but decided while they were there to completely blast every other Pokemon Game in the world out of existence by removing Gender entirely and giving the player customizable body types complete with separate sliders for Weight, Muscle, Shoulders, Chest, and Waist
#Pokemon#Pokemon Go#Me dressing up my fat little character in Pokemon Go; You are the enby king I will be some day#In him little shorts that were gender locked yesterday and his cute shoes#Pokemon Go just SKYROCKETED in quality to me oh my GOD#No more Fit basic Boy/Girl character#Do whatever you want forever my god it's time to be a fat little guy <3#Pokemon Scarlet could NEVER.#God please PLEASE let this be a test for expanding the character customization in the main games#PLEASE#This is actually the greatest thing they've ever done in this game and I am not kidding#Fucking.#Eight years later they're like#'Huh. Do not all girls have ponytails? We should do something about that.'
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Hey so. Lords.
Someone haven’t slept.
Also extra lil doodle on the circle. Brother we got trapped in the circle aka the room where it happens, and I made circle angst except we don’t talk about tha
#hamilton musical#hamilton the musical#hamilton fanart#alexander hamilton#aaron burr#hamburr#WHY. HAVE. I.#DONE. THIS.#FUCKING.#GAY#doomed yaoi#krill me
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Sorry in advance, world.
#trump#fuck trump#trump administration#inauguration#inauguration day#sorry#politics#us politics#america#christofascism#gop#republicans#sorry everyone#this is going to be fun#by which i mean:#a.#fucking.#shitshow
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this needs greentext format so here goes -
> be me
> biracial autistic queer star trek fan, obsessed with Spock
> watch unification. be altered at your very core
> make a post about the time-bending, reality-altering, soul-bonded connection that is K/S
> someone reblogs it and tags it with Rum Tum Tugger and Mr Mistofelees of the Cats (musical) fame
> truly we live in a wondrous universe. full of infinite diversity of experience in infinite combinations
#star trek#star trek unification#unification#spirk#spock#captain kirk#james t kirk#the premise#k/s#fucking.#cats the musical#i guess??#rum tum tugger#mr mistofelees#what#i mean good for them??#i hope your cats are having a good time#if not i'm sorry#idic#infinite diversity in infinite combinations#this is the sort of thing that can get a guy into philosophy fr#*jason mendoza voice* oh surak we're really in it now
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Otto Octavius brain rot has me in a fucking choke hold Please help me
#otto octavius#doctor octopus#not even spiderman#or like the rest of the sinister six?#JUST him.#AND LIKE MORE THAN ONE#tssm#alfred molina#fucking.#spiderman friend or foe#im down so bad?!?!??
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oh boy. is he purring right now.
#I'm so#...#holy fuck#I cant even#they're so warm against me#icant.......ICANT... I NEED THEM.. INME.#fucking.#I need them#I'm FREAKY!!!!!!!! AS FUCK!!!!!!!#a tear is dripping down my thigh#objectum community#objectum sexuality#objectphilia#objectum#wiresandwires
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WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP SPLATOWEEN IDOLS JUST DROPPED HOT SERVED WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Deep Cut#Splatoween 2023#Squid Sisters#Splatoon 3#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD#OMG#SHIVER'S MAKEUP??? IS THAT A SPIDERLILY ON HER HEAD?#AND FRYE'S JEWELS!!! AND THE SHELL/SKELETON ON HER HEAD YOOO!!!#BIG MAN STILL LOOKS SOOOO CUTE EVEN IF HE'S TRYNA BE SCARY LIKE I'D HUG HIM .#AND THE SQUID SISTERS!!!!!#THEY LOOK SO CUTE MATCHING COLORS AND MAKEUP!!!#FUCK YEAH!!!! SPLATOWEEN GOATED THIS YEAR FR FR#IF THEY'RE AMAZING NOW I BET THEY'D LOOK SO GOOD DURING FROSTYFEST!!!#OR SPRINGFEST!!!!!#LET'S.#FUCKING.#GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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confession: ive always imagined tim to look like jerma
#literally like in my head tim IS jerma in a crazy way#like if you took jerma and also tim’s va (forgot his name sorry) and mashed them together you’d get how i imagine tim stoker#tim stoker#timothy stoker#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#fucking.#shitpost#i guess
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Say what you want abt Huxley being a himbo but FL being a himbo makes perfect sense aswell
#they are#so.#fucking.#dumb.#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted freelancer#redacted huxley
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That godamnn pathetic little man… I need to fucking.
save images of him. To my laptop.
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holy fuck duvetbox’s 600 strike animatic.
#that’s. it’s my canon now. that’s. that’s how it went as far as I’m concerned#I.#holy fuck.#👁️ am watching#I already love their style.#the. the flashbacks???#Poseidon laughing at the end cause Ody /gets it/ now?#the fucking /gruesomeness/ of the torture. I#damn.#/damn/#/DAMN/!#HOLY. FUCKIN. SHIT.#💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜#epic the musical#duvetbox. you 🫵. you are brilliant.#wonderful.#showstopping.#terrific.#chilling.#the windbag utilization???#properly showing Ody’s cunning & Intelligence????#fucking.#lovely.#just absolutely /lovely/
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you guys will not fucking believe this
#i was expecting everything except wing gasters head on a stick#THIS MYSTERY MAN IS AS TALL AS ME#THEY PAINTED THIS. WITH ACTUAL PAINT.#hes also tied to a rack to stay standing#sans undertale flowey and wing gaster joined forces to kidnap him from the mystery room#all this with the last supper painting. god#putting this in the tags bc the light reflects on it and its horrible to see it but it is the last supper#friendship. god#undertale#????#flowey#fucking.#WING GASTER#sans#gaster#HELP ME#hes going to be watching me in my sleep forever
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Some people get so up & arms about the stanford npd headcanon. It’s so weird. “Well I don’t believe npd is bad BUT-“ Hey man shut up. Like seriously. Don’t agree with the headcanon? Cool. But to make entire rants about how its not true? Thats weird as hell. What if people did that with literally any other disorder/disability headcanon?? You guys realize that having npd doesn’t make you some evil demon RIGHT? RIGHT??
#sorry to my npd soldiers who fight the good fight every day to not my stigmatized#when its any other headcanon people are normal about it#‘oh yeah i dont agree’#but the SECOND its npd or aspd about a character people go insane about it#JUST DONT AGREE WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO MAD 😭#ford pines#stanford pines#‘narcissists are abusers! narc abuse!’#SHUT UP SHUT UP DHUT UP SHUT UP#‘NARCISSIST ABUSE’ ISNT REAL#ITS JUST ABUSE#i wannna rant about how demonized npd is so bad#AND HPD???#NOT TO MENTION ASPD???#DEAR LORRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD#THEY ARE DISORDERS THAT DEVELOP FROM SOME SORT OF REPEATED TRAUMA#PEOPLE WITH PERSONALITY DISORDERS ARENT INHERENTLY ABUSIVE#IN FACT OFTEN TIMES ARE ABUSED#GOD.#FUCKING.#DAMMIT.#please please please try to be normal about ts for five seconds guys PLEASE
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So rewatching steven universe has made me realize I have a Very specific type of favourite fictional character which led me to another equally mortifying conclusion.
Hatred/lh
#IM SO MAD RN.#FUCKING.#BYE.#FOREVER#EVEN THE WAY PERIDOT AND RED SON T A L K LIKE THEIR SHITTY AUTISTIC EVIL SCIENTIST ACCENT#THEYRE THE SAMMMMEEEEEEE I HATE HOW PREDICTABLE I AM#steven universe#su peridot#lmk#monkie kid#lmk red son#adventure time#flame princess
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