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I said I'd fucking do it bitch
#Somebody give me their rw glados design ROGHT TF NOW I'm boutta make one but that will take so much time and I must draw these two#Makin it Sloppy style#rain world#portal#portal 2#shitpost#crackship#rw shipping#What should this be called#Rain world and portal community:#Fuck you<3#interdimensional toxic robot yuri
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Ur a swiftie everyone already knows ur a bit dim
LMAOOO WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT ON ME BEING A SWIFTIE AND CONNECT IT TO THAT POLL
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YES YOU HAVE FINALLY ADMITTED FOR SURE AND NOT JUST SUGGESTED YOU WANNA FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCK MY LIFE GOAL IS COMPLETE
Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma
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THAT one's goin on the list too now!
#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 the emperor#baldur's gate 3#i just got to this part again in my second playthru and it#makes me laugh every time like WHO do you think you're talking to??????#stelmane??????#i think the fuck NOT#8 int won't stop finch from being petty!!!#oc: finch#my art
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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#† messeger#we love you Superman#i love him so much#Superman is the best#maws#superman <3#my adventures with superman#fuck the usa#us politics#usa politics#leftist#leftism#activism#superman#clark kent#maws clark kent#dc clark kent#dc comics#hopecore#hopepunk#maws season 2#maws s2
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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.
#wyll bg3#i mean this with an earnest love: he is so fucking cringe#i love him soooooo much#wyll ravengard#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 wyll#baldurs gate wyll#the blade of frontiers#if you read this you're legally obligated to put your favorite wyll moment i'm sorry i don't make the rules
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FOCUS!!
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#mesmerizer#IM SORRY IMSORRY THIS SONG IS SO GOOD#vocaloid brain rot is so back#my art#i love you fucked up miku <3
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hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool 3#like a prayer#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#honda odyssey#like it just occurred to me today that not all of you were raised on Madonna#or raised Catholic while you were queer so now you have A Whole Thing with that song because Reasons#mcu#marvel jesus#wolverpool#wade x logan#deadpool x wolverine#they fucked in the honda odyssey
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Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics
#my art tag?#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#astarion#the “i enjoy our walks in silence” banter got me sorry#astarion in the background when you dont tell an orphan to fuck off or smthng: 🥺
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
#not its final form. but i'll edit it tomorrow lmao i want the mutuals to have access to it Now#rebloggable still!!! if this post spreads around that'd be really cute actually. people can see it now#nd i'll tell you all when i make it better later <3#time to remember all the little tags that i use for these. haven't done one of these since my other saint quiz fucking Forever ago#uquiz#quiz#quizzes#uquiz link#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#my uquizzes#quiz link#my quizzes
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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the angle we didn't get to see. very ✨shiny.✨
#transformers#macaddam#optimus prime#tfp optimus prime#tfp#transformers prime#i have been brewing on this thought for so long#his little 'how are you' was always so cute for some reason idk idk idk idk#so proud of that op drawing#took 3 FUCKING DAYS
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Thinking about that old man
#I see your ''bill tattoo as a collar'' and raise you Ford getting the All Star tattoo to cover up the part with Bill's name as a fuck you#technically a wip but I know myself I never finish anything ever#Gravity Falls#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#GF Fan art#fan art#fanart#Gravity Falls fanart#Grunkle Ford#The book of bill#tbob#journal 3#Artists on tumblr#my art#oh nice my 250th post is me being down bad for Ford Pines lmaO
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"...you're my wife?"
satoru gojo wrinkled his nose—out of disgust or confusion, you don't want to know—a little pout forming on his face. you raised an eyebrow at him, reaching forward to tangle his soft white hair between your fingers, feeling yourself getting lost in his beautiful sky eyes.
"yes, I'm your wife," you whisper, melting into his warm embrace. you smile as a muscular arm wraps around you, and a beautiful smile graces his even more beautiful features as he plants a kiss on the top of your head.
"i can't believe it," he murmurs, marveling at how your body fits perfectly against his, grabbing your hand with a gentle grip. you giggled, feeling his grip tighten around you as you ask, "you can't believe what?"
he exhales, slowly, awe entering his voice.
"that you're my wife."
#| | | 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 | | |#little drabble <3#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#satoru x reader#satoru x you#gojo#jujutsu kaisen#Gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#jujustu kaisen#satoru gojo x reader#satoru gojo x you#satoru gojo x y/n#satoru gojo x oc#gojo saturo#fuck gege
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