#Frolic - Luciano Michelini

[yeetmeoutthewindowdaddy]

Halsin can't catch a break

I keep thinking about how Halsin is the only one in my camp that has his shit together.

Of the Tadfools my Tav is the one who has her shit the most together, and yet she's still a fucking mess.

Halsin (partial) POV crack fic thing under the cut.

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Halsin was rescued from the goblin camp by my Tav.

He must've been in awe, this stranger took down an entire goblin camp to rescue him?

Tav has a ticking ilithid time bomb in her head, and yet she chose to help the tieflings, resuce him, and save the Grove.

Tav must be a true altruist.

And then he finds out that Tav stopped Kagha from killing a child and completing the sealing ritual. Tav has saved the tieflings and given them, and subsequently him, hope.

Tav has made the impossible, possible.

Tav has given him the perfect excuse opportunity to step down as archdruid and leave the grove.

He knows that Tav and co. can help him free Thaniel and lift the Shadow Curse.

Sure— most of Tav's party members are strange and off-putting, but he's not one to judge books by their covers. The fact that Tav can get such vastly different people to effectively work together speaks volumes about Tav's leadership skills.

He must've been so relieved. He wouldn't have to be the competent, composed, leader if he joined Tav's camp. He could solely focus on the Shadow curse and Thaniel — because Tav obviously has her shit together.

The first day of travel after the tiefling party is a bit rocky, which Halsin attributes to everyone being hung over.

And then he finds out that:

Shadowheart is a worshipper of Shar.

Lae'zel hates Shadowheart as much as Shadowheart hates her.

Lae'zel and Shadowheart have tried to kill eachother.

Lae'zel sharpens her blades whenever she can, for as long as she can. (I swear that fucking noise is what drove my durge to kill the bard.)

Gale has an unstable bomb in his chest that is no longer responding to treatment.

(He already knew Wyll had been turned into a devil by Mizora because he valiantly refused to kill Karlach. What he didn't know is that) Wyll has a concerning relationship with alcohol.

No one can touch Karlach because she'll accidentally set them on fire.

Astarion is a vampire.

To say he's a bit concerned would probably be an understatement. But Tav has done well in keeping her companions from killing eachother, so it's fine. This is fine.

And then he opens the communal camp chest.

There is a corpse in the chest.

No, there are corpses, plural, in the chest.

Humanoids, goblinoids, animals.

Are these the bodies of those Astarion has killed to feed from? Is this a Shar thing? A gith thing?

Why are they in the camp chest?

Why would they keep them!?

Why would they keep them in the camp chest!?

Halsin asks Tav about the dead bodies.

"Oh, those are my trophies." she cheerfully tells him. (Note: this wasn't a durge run, it was a "normal" Tav run.)

Halsin simultaneously realizes several things:

Everyone in this camp is insane.

These are the people he's counting on to aid him in his quest to save Thaniel and lift the Shadow curse.

None of them have their shit together. Except him.

Traveling with the Tadfools is more going to be more stressful than leading the Grove was.

Poor Halsin can't catch a break.

[imsorryandthankyou]

So, I did a thing.

I love this show a lot, and this video was really fun to make. Crack videos always are, and yes, I know, I'm going to hell for that last one, but I couldn't help myself, LOL.

[sirompp]

guys i was trying to record a powerpoint presentation and now its stuck on a black screen. help.

[starrybluez]

mutuals to frolic through a flower field with?

I see the word "frolic" and all I can think of is this

Seriously speaking, I'm not sure that most of them would want to frolic, but perhaps one or two of them would in a strictly platonic way, of course. I know I'm not much of a frolic since the old joints only allow so much these days, so maybe just a stroll...

[determinate-negation]

[gunnrblze]

Plexiglass person back

The Rorke Ghostbusters song got me thinking, what meme songs would the ghosties be?

Kick is giving me some Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders vibes

Anyways, remember to eat, sleep, and hydrate! Plexiglass person out ✌️

Plexiglass person, my beloved! Thanks for the reminder my dear ≧◡≦ you are totally right about Kick, these are what I think the other boys would be

Hesh- Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod (if someone took gameplay footage of him running around, put it on 2x speed, this is what would play in the background)

Logan- Nyan Cat Theme by Digidudes (he and Hesh def watched stupid YouTube compilation vids with this song as kids, and it spoke to Logan I fear)

Elias- Mission: Impossible Theme by Micheal Giacchino (don’t even need to say anything I think, speaks for itself for some reason💀)

Merrick- Pink Panther Theme by Henry Mancini (no explanation just vibes, type of mf to tip toe around and rub his hands together mysteriously LMAO)

Keegan- The X Files Theme by John Beal (sometimes in the game his eyes look empty, no thoughts, and this seems to embody that to me)

Kick- Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders (totally him lol)

Rorke- Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. (as referenced in this post lmao)

Ajax- Frolic by Luciano Michelini (the shi that played in his head when Rorke captured him and tried to make him sell out the rest of the ghosts)

This was soooo fucking funny to think about lol

[lordgolden]

Dalinar telling Navani to stay in the tower at the end of part 1 rhythm of war partly so she can stay safe

[mxquitegood]

Two politicians discussing an upcoming Presidential Race

Politician A - "Ok, so to be the President of one of the most powerful nations in the world, you need to be a natural-born citizen"

Politician B - "Well, duh, that makes sense"

A -"At least 35 years old"

B - "Can't have a child running the show, can we?"

A- "And be a resident of the United States for at least 14 years"

B- "Can't be some billionaire living on their private island"

A- "No rule about criminal convictions or being a felon?"

B- "No, why would we need that? Like any of the major parties would have so little integrity as to have their candidate be a felon. Surely they'd have better choices"

A- "Yes, but regardless, shouldn't there be a law just in case?"

B- "Oh come now, we don't need laws to stop people doing obviously stupid things. What's next, laws to prevent people adding lead to food?"

A- "We do have laws for that! Whole government bodies to prevent that"

B- "Hmm, well, it's a little too nanny state for me. You worry too much. Mark my words, a convicted felon will never be president"

*cue Frolic by Luciano Michelini*

[tedtrentconspiracy]

mark my words if t*dbecca happens I will edit together every single time the cast and crew called it pedestrian or boring or offensive to women etc etc and set the finale kiss to the curb your enthusiasm music

[farmlesbians]

Frolic - Luciano Michelini

anon me a song that matches my tumblr vibe

[yeetmeoutthewindowdaddy]

Rolan and sorcerer Tav imagine:

(This is a different Tav from himbo Tav.)

Imagining Rolan begrudgingly asking sorcerer Tav about how they channel the weave.

Imagining the incredulous look on his face as Tav shrugs and tells him, "I just make a shwoopidy motion and magic happens." while lackadaisically swishing their arm up in the air with their hand giving a little twist of flare at the end.

Imagining how the gentle caress of the Weave that Tav produced inflames Rolan.

Imagining Rolan asking Tav through gritted teeth, "What do you mean you just make a 'swoopity'" he sounds utterly disgusted when he says that word, "motion and magic happens? HOW does the magic happen!?" Rolan askes in irritation.

Imagining Tav casually replying, "Ah, yeah. A swoopity motion allows me to wield the Weave too!" Tav says as they move their arm as if they are presenting something on a table before them.

**Rolan's face**

"I don't know why I expected to gain anything other than a headache from this conversation." Rolan sighs.

[cyarskaren52]

I’ll take Poorly aged tweets for two hundred Alex

[thatdykepunkslut]

you posted White Harrowhark, reverb fart and "frolic" by luciano michelini

I saw a bleeding woman and had a moment of weakness. Honestly without the quote I would not have registered that as harrow at all it just reminded me of my roommate's art style so much

[eepy-pleepy]

Alexa stop playing 'Now We Are Free' by Hans Zimmer

Alexa play 'Frolic' by Luciano Michelini

[l0veisadoingword]

Need fic where john finds out hes in love with sherlock and hes agonizing about it for weeks, and he keeps thinking sherlock deduced it. And the whole time sherlocks just giving him big doe eyes🥺🥺🥺 but its from johns pov so he has no idea. Then he gets into an emotional conversation with someone, maybe when he picking up rosie from mrs H's or spilling his guts with greg at the bar. And at first he doesnt want to say, so its all long and drawn out, but when he finally spits it out the other person gives him the most long suffering glare and its the prose equivalent of the curb your enthusiasm theme.

[goodfriendo]