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A Teacher And A Kid Walk Into A Bar Chapter 9

Warnings for:

Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Aftermath of Torture Blood & Injury Wound Care Stitches

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"DAZAI!" Oda exclaimed, sliding from a run to the ground by his side.

"Frick! What happened??" Chuuya asked, rushing over. Oda checked his pulse, letting out a sigh of relief when he found it, though it was rapid and weak. Oda carefully picked Dazai up and laid him back on the couch, ignoring Chuuya, he carefully unwrapped the bandages on Dazai's arm and sucked in a breath at the sight in front of him. Dazai's arm was a bloody mess of deep and precise cuts that lazily oozed blood. Oda jumped up and ran towards the bathroom, grabbing the first aid and suture kit, he made it back in record time. Oda poured a bit of disinfectant on some gauze and gently cleaned up the blood around the many wounds. This... may have taken a while as they appeared to cover the majority of his arm. Quite a few bits of gauze later, Oda took the needle and thread from where they'd been sanitizing, and carefully started to stitch Dazai's skin back together, noting darkly how many times he'd had to do this. 

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So... I found this on Pinterest, not sure if it's the original artist, but this was posted by djhnn cnn

When I saw it, I just got an idea, and I want to share it.

(Mentions of suicide jokes)

"They tried but couldn’t fill the hole… the Oda and Dazai shaped hole… They couldn’t understand why I missed two “low-lives” from the Port Mafia… but they didn’t see it… They didn’t watch Dazai go from an executive to just a normal kid in seconds, laughing, making jokes- some about suicide, some not. They didn’t see that genuine smile. They didn’t see the way Oda cared for him like he was his child… didn’t see the tender way he’d carry him on piggy-back out of the bar. Back to a shipping container of all things… They didn’t see it, so they could never understand… why I miss the Bar Lupin days…"

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Cosplayers In The Wild✨

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Lol, I’m not sure what to call my version of “cosplay”. It’s basically just: Get the basic clothes, maybe some accessories, and shoes that kinda match, throw your hair in a bun or ponytail, call it a day.

It was also kinda funny because it kinda felt like that one scenario that’s like:

Little Kid: Mommy… what’s that girl doing?

Mom: Don’t look at her, Timmy!

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You can't describe 99% of anime in a single word-

Yes I can.

憂鬱

ゆううつ

Yūutsu

Depression.

Sorry if I messed up the first two, I'm trying here and kinda confused 😅

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When you originally just meant to write a short, 3 chapter, fanfic about Aizawa finding Dazai, who is currently an undercover student at MHA, drunk at a bar and all the funny stuff that ensues, but now you have this monster that's over 8,000 words, like, 6 chapters, and you're fairly certain the Port Mafia is about to absolutely slaughter the heroes....

Oops.

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Ya’ll I’m Back!!!!!!!!!!!

My Tumblr was broken for so long, app, web browser, it just wouldn’t load, and when it finally did it’d give an error screen, but it works and I’m BACK!!!!!!!!

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Well, that’s a new one.

Oh the gems you can find in the tags section, it’s kinda fun even if you don’t end up reading it

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How much of a nightmare am I about to have on my hands if this is my A/N

A/N: Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen, to this one stop train to WhatOnEarthDidIJustRead-Ville! I will be your conductor this evening. It is highly advised that you fasten your seatbelts and all extra restraints, these are here for your safety. Now then, if you would direct your attention out the window, you will see an exotic creature, this creature has been named"Canon".  (A large bird of prey dives, swoops up "Canon" in it's claws, and flys away) We don't talk about canon here a lot. These will be your wonderful servers tonight, they've all been trained in the way of OOC, so don't worry, they are fully qualified.

Now then, kick back, relax, and we thank you for traveling with us this evening.

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Quick question: Trying to put together an Osamu Dazai cosplay, and uhh—

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It's funny how just contemplatively thinking about your fingers can make you cringe.

Fingers snapped all the way back in a direction they definitely should not be, peeling off nails, etc..

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Ya know that meme about how writers love using anything but periods, especially commas? Yeah, I just noticed that in my writing.

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So…. Would anyone be interested in a BSD FanFic where teenaged, Mafia, Dazai infiltrates the ADA (Armed Detective Agency) and basically goes undercover there?

It’d honestly be kinda funny to throw Chuuya in the mix, too. Maybe he could get payback on Dazai for the arcade incident?

Just one rule:

No M/M, no F/F. Everyone’s STRAIGHT! Idc what anyone says, let me have my own little world. Besides, that ain’t canon to begin with and you know it. Ever just see two best friends hang out?

Just had to get that out the way because of how this fandom can be.

I don’t think I’m a super great author, but I sure can try!

So….

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Anyone just ever realize that you may or may not have very effectively probably become that quiet kid stereotype? I’m in a homeschool co-op, they were talking about something in history how it seems that the majority of the chapters are “The Murder of [Name]”.

To which, I just said, “But murders are fun!” Not sure what I expected, but the result was beautiful!

Thus erupted, in no particular order:

“Wait what?!”

“Do we need to investigate you?!”

(The Teacher as I’m laughing hysterically) “What did she say?”

“She said murders are fun!”

“Welp, I know how I’m going.”

And thus, mass chaos, so much fun 😄

I probably should have clarified that I meant murders are fun… in literature.

Also, @jumpywhumpywriter , I think you might get a kick out of this

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Here's a potential idea for writing: Keep a list of numbers combinations that seem to flow together so that if you ever need a code for something in your writing, you have a list of references and aren't scrambling for an idea, here are mine

76517

883585

58525

9863

10464

7168

148028

It could also be fun to note down next to them where you got the idea from.

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Soo…. Thanks to anime (Bungo Stray Dogs) I now have a very interesting writing prompt!

A knife that’s had rat poison rubbed on it would numb the victim, and eventually they wouldn’t be able to move.

According to ChatGPT (don’t judge) there are also a lot of other fun side effects that could be played with!

- Fatigue, weakness

- Difficulty breathing (from internal bleeding)

- Vomiting blood

- Seizures

- Tremors

- Loss of coordination

- Weakness or paralysis

- Respiratory failure

I’d say, research all of these if you want to make sure your writing’s realistic, but if you’re like me and just want to torture your characters as much as possible sometimes, go for it. Have a hay-day!

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Hey ya'll!! Story time again!!!

Hey @jumpywhumpywriter, I think you might get a kick out of this, Flight or Fight kicked in while I was home alone, again. Not as interesting as last time, seeing as "Flight" kicked in, but still a funny story.

So. My brother's college classes started again today, he has night classes, I think 5-8pm, and my dad's at work. Doesn't this just brew us up a beautiful concoction? I've been feeling slightly more paranoid, lately. And somebody decided to disturb my peace while I was home alone.

I was curled up on the couch, browsing Amazon or something, when I heard some noise at the door, (for some light context, there are two doors. A metal, screen, like door, and then the big wooden one, I heard the metal one, I think.) It sounded, to me, like rummaging or something, I thought:

"My brother already? He's not out of class yet.." Then I saw, like, a bright light or something? Yeah... I jumped up and started to run, then realized I should take my phone so I could call the cops if I needed to, so I quickly turned, grabbed my phone from the couch, then ran. I dashed into my dad's bedroom, then into the built-on bathroom, (the way our house is laid out, I would say his bathroom is one of the farthest and more closed off areas? Second to our guest bedroom and side storage room.) and hid in the shower that has, like, a frosted glass door, so you can't see inside very well. So here I am, sitting on the floor of a shower, in the dark, just trying to calm down my adrenaline. Because, by now, and thanks to our cameras, I put together that it was just a deliveryman. But the adrenaline was still there. So I called my dad, explained what happened in as lighthearted "yeah, everything fine." Tone as I could, 'cause really? I just needed to talk to someone. 😅

Anyways, after I calmed down a bit I went to retrieve said parcel that had just caused such anxiety, and...well, let's just say my adrenaline got cleared up pretty quickly. Because, there wasn't an actual threat to begin with, annnnnddd, a piece of my cosplay arrived!! I tried it on, was having a great time, but I left the cameras going on my phone so I could see, just in case. Sure enough, we had one other delivery. My dad called to let me know, and I think I replied with something along the lines of "Yeah, I know:) I was watching the cameras this time, I was ready." Or something like that. But the last bit that draws our story to a close is that....by this point in time, my clothing consisted of: The Scout Regiment green cape, A Scout Regiment jacket, a white button down, a "custom" version of the top half of the ODM harness (in other words I deconstructed a shoulder gun holster), jeans, and some tall brown boots. I opened the door and was just like:

"Hello! I am a totally normal human being who definitely isn't dressed as an anime character." Of course, they make quick work of their deliveries so the delivery guy was already back to his truck so I was (thankfully) kinda just, I guess, half talking to myself, half to my dad?

But anywho!!! This is another reason why I really shouldn't be randomly disturbed by other human beings when I am home alone :D)

Hope you enjoyed this rant! It's 4:42 in the morning, and no, I have not gone to sleep yet. In fact, I just got out of the shower! I'll go to bed in a little bit. Probably...

Actually, if you wanna hear one more interesting story (promise not to judge me) I ended up having the end of my shower...delayed... a little bit because of an incident.

I was sitting down, leaned against the back of the shower, (showers are comfy.) And I was messing with my nose, I think I had a lot of snot or something, idk. Think I might be recovering from a cold. And..uhh..... an almost empty soap bottle fell on my head, it didn't hurt, but it did cause a slight problem. I flinched. My nail got the inside of my nose... it started bleeding.

And guess what was going through my head?

Stuff along the lines of:

Hey, Eren got a bloody nose at some point after overusing his titan form too much, Levi gave him something to hold to it.

Maaannn, I wanna hold a paper towel to it, not be stuck in the bottom of the shower.

Probably be cool for writing purposes. (Aka anything that involves blood is "cool to me for writing purposes.)

Why do we pinch our nose when it bleeds? Oooooh, probably so we don't inhale blood! That makes sense. 😀

Oooooo....the blood, mixed with water, and snot is kinda pretty..

Kinda wanna take a picture..

Okay, I think I need to go to sleep, a lot of these thoughts seem stupid looking back on as I write this.

If you wanna know what happened last time Flight or Fight mode kicked in when I was home alone, you can read about that here.

Have a good night! Or morning.... have a good day at work?

It's 4:55am...

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!!AUDIO ON!!

Here, take this AoT meme video I made :D

TW/CW: Calling someone a su!cid@l maniac, Puking noises