#Friendo fellas

[3amclothesmonster]

get top surgery with <3 (if that’s not weird. i would also love to go shopping with you!!)

Why not both?

[3amclothesmonster]

FJDJDJ SO REAL

@3amclothesmonster playing Animal Crossing vs me playing Splatoon

[ari-dark-raiden-simp]

[detective4blog]

LOOKIT NMY FIRST EVER SHINY POKEMON AND IT'S MY FAVOURITE ONE MEET AWARD

BABY

A BABY omg omg

I WANNA GIVE IT A FOREHEAD KISS!!!!!!

[tmnt-kin-lair]

Yeah, pretty much. I'm not like. fully a pumpkin? Obviously, just the head. kind of. It's weird.

Anyway - Don't smash pumpkins, we get sad:(

-🎃

well a) dude that sounds wild actually. the pumpkin swag is real questionmark?

b) do you have a name you want me to put down for your tag in the tag list (currently have you down as Mysterious Jack-o-cat). no pressure ofc

[beebisbeeble]

lets go gamers I upgraded from bad bastard to good bastard 😎

tagging: @sor4zz @zlinkszs @sharkieblogs @miles-wrightworth @felixfeliccis @nonsensical-violence @kayak-lmao @pinkhibiscustea @terrasilvershade @valid-name @veysa-loser

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

[tetzoro]

dumbo, cinderella and peter pan for one mr. pookie :3

nesi besi !!! oh my pookieeeee ^_^ !!!

dumbo - what stands out to you most about astarion?

fangs. LMFAO jkjk but i just .. he’s such a tragic sopping wet little meow meow and i can’t help but love him. he is so dramatic but also he has so many layers to him … the more i find out the more i fall. i wanna protect him with my life >_&lt;

cinderella - what do you and astarion do in your free time? any shared hobbies?

in our spare time we usually like to do something artsy! astarion enjoys poetry so i see us sharing poems to each other. he lets me read my poems to him while his head is in my lap & im playing with his hair &lt;3

peter pan - favorite picture?

this is my fave pic that i’ve taken of him .. SO FAR ! but you know me and my daily astarion snippets .. more to follow.

animated disney themed selfship asks !

[mrchaosman]

Three years of madness inside the palace is over now.

Howdy, happy new year everyone, I hope you're doing great today.

Welp, I just wanted to thank y'all for everything that you gave to me in 2024. It was a good times (and a bad times lol) so, I decided to do something for y'all for the love and happiness that you gave me, but first, let me tell you my story with this community.

Ahem.

In 2021, I was doing, like nothing, just being here, in existence, feeling a little depressed because I had, suddenly and out of blue, my little brother came to me and said: :DUDE, DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 GOT RELEASED" and I was "Really???!?!??!?!" I opened up YouTube, Typed DELTARUNE chapter 2 and... it really released, like Damn, I never expected that. Later on, I got it on my cousin's phone (his phone is Glitchy is hell) and managed to finish it with him, and it was AWSAOME, and I really enjoyed it and loved it.

In 2022, it was the year that "secret bosses" would be a thing, and the first one that I saw was Lumia. If I remember correctly, I liked them, but not that much, like, they look decent, but still, I still like them.

Then I saw the immortal hydrangea, i believe that immortal hydrangea was the thing that made me believe that the Ch3 secret boss is a flower thing (or a flowey-like fella), I personally loved the it so much.

I also saw Huecycles's deltarune chapter 3 and her secret boss, Halojack, I really loved it a lot. back in the day when I was believing that Mike would be the main antagonist of Chapter 3 (not in a toxic way, I kept that opinion to myself, not telling anyone about).

Zet's Deltarune take was also so cool, i was a big fan of Helal, Occazio, and Billy Chance.

Then I discovered one of the coolest aus that ever existed, DELTARUNE: CHAPTER REWRITTEN, by the amazing and talented Winterer, which we got bangers like BIG BANG and BATTLE AGAINST THE WORLD, and honestly I find it very amazing and well-made, till, Y'know, some terrible has happened, like, The Winterer leaving the au and some other sucky shit, I don't want to go on details, you got the picture.

2023 came, and with it, more and more cooler stuff, and I can't mention anything related to the community without talking about Local h00ligan's DELTARUNE Take that with it, and it bunch of cool guys, Brandal C, Screepto and Fakres, and boy did I loved them, yup, I did, they are so cool, I personally liked Brandal more.

We also got one of the coolest deltarune chapter 3-7 takes, Vision Crew's Deltarune, by the coolest R.V Pine (who has blocked me on Tumblr), we got goobers like Tenna, Anne, Camellia, Hycrisik, Mentle Keeper, and Gonner and they all are amazing.

This year also marked the birth of the monster that we all know as "Woody Theory" by Spookydood on YouTube, which also leads of the Birth of thousands of "Friend Inside Me" images.

Deltarune: The Chapter in Sans and Papyrus' House, Sockswald, and other things dropped this year

While scrolling in Twitter, I found L1zardart1stre, who helped with some ideas in Deltarune: TCISAPH like Commander Dash, Friendo, and others, I also liked her secret bosses, and she is one of my main inspirations.

Sonic Theory also came out this year, and I really loved it a lot.

One day, while scrolling in Twitter, I found something, a fanart by L1zardart1stre, for a cowgirl holding a gun, I didn't know who she was and who was the made her.

Now I know who...

Tapes, Flowery, Petaly, Rosey the Revenger, and others, they all look very awesome.

However, I wasn't that happy at all. In 2023, I was actually suffering with some sort of mental illness that made me feel miserable in late 2023, and my cope mechanism was to talk to someone, I got tumblr like from long but didn't use it at all, the first person I talked in tumblr was Creepa, then Bluetheartblog (he also blocked me lamo) then I tried to talk to Emihead and Axniety but they also blocked me (I don't blame them at all, tho) and Mercair, Petra, Glitch and Grimm, and others.

And was the end of my merciless DMing spree and my stroy with this community, now, let's move on to the thanking part (I didn't draw anything for some of you, sorry).

Thanks, @creepa-b0t-inc . I'm really grateful for you and being an inspiration for me, I do love your work, and hopefully, one day, I can impress you

Thanks, @mercair . For being an awesome and cool friend and being there for me, and I really hope that you feel better and be happy

Thanks, @glitch-the-artist . I gotta be honest, one of the coolest artists I meet and befriended, and I really enjoy your work (especially Raily Roundup), and I hope you got the respect that you truly deserve.

Thanks, @petra-creat0r . A talented artist and a creative person, I enjoyed your little Fankids and your work. They all are amazing, and I wish you a very pleasant year.

Thanks, @imaginary-regret-608 . I really love your work, they all amazing, your Au are so good and very awesome, and i feel sad for that you don't get much likes, even the fact that your works are so good and well-done, and I hope people see how talented you are.

Thanks, @lostcausegeneralart . Another person who greeted me in this community, Grimm, is like one of the coolest people and friends I have ever known.

Thanks, Static. One of my earlier followers and friends, and despite acting very... immature and other things, but I still grateful for you and everything.

Thanks, @theauking . Despite that we didn't have many interactions, but I am still going to thank you.

Thanks, @sbtorms . I really enjoyed your Aus, and I am looking forward to seeing more of what you are cooking.

Thanks, @dinosaurstirfry . The fact that I saw one of your secret bosses long before i joined the community, you are so cool and amazing.

Thanks, R.v pine. Despite we have some bad interactions and that I was very much annoying, I still like your works.

Thanks, @quevod . Thanks for being an overall support and helpful.

Thanks, @bamthefox , I really don't have much to say, but I really love your goobers (especially the octopus girl)

Thanks, Bob, the coolest, awesome, and greatest friend ever. Sure, our first encounter wasn't that great (especially when I was still whining about it), but I still grateful for your advice and help.

And finally, thanks for @howlnessandresisaak3551 @roxroxtbm @shazos @kittblush @science2048 scrunchbug, Krispi, @huecycles @cheesyjester Boing @sepsis-tank @shrewdoodle @retropobor @marshiemonarch @jazminthegamer @missowo @temfling @cinnamonswirlsshadow Celtuft @uwacat @followerex funnyskelly, @ralk-is-peeved @leewayslounge LocalH00ligan

I love y'all

Now, time for the fanart.

[chitty-chitty-bang-bang-bang]

“Tell me, where did you sleep last night?” (Colin Robinson x werewolf!reader)

Word count: 1,142

Age restriction: 16+ (vulgar language)

Tags: Fluff, crack, teasing, implied romance.

Synopsis: Your work doesn’t let you go home early on a full moon, so now you have to rush away from the office building to transform. Unfortunately one very nosy colleague won’t leave you alone.

Author’s note: Cringe culture needs to die. Let’s enjoy werewolves and balding men.

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You tapped your fingers on the table. At first it was rhythmic, almost like a military drum, but with time it just started to sound unsteady, matching the beat of your own heart. Anxiety filled you up so strongly, that only the tips of your fingers were loose enough to move. The rest of the body was tense and getting tenser, as you watched the sky gradually darken and a faint silhouette of the moon appear.

“Only five minutes…” you mumbled to yourself. “Only five minutes…”

“Five minutes ‘till what?” Someone popped their head into your cubicle. You didn’t have to look, to know who exactly it was.

“The end of my shift, Colin.”

Your insides churned violently, as you noticed new dark brown hairs pop out on your hands. So thick and dense, it looked nothing like human hair and you knew it, so you haphazardly tried to cover them with the sleeves of your office shirt. It was getting late. Too late for your liking.

“Oh, right. It sucks to be you, huh? Working, because you have no more sick days to slack off.” He chuckled. “Well, I could keep you company until the end of your shift. You know what they say, good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter, am I right? That’s a quote by Izaak Walton. Oh, by the way, interesting fact about Izaak Walton! Did you know that his wife and seven kids died almost at the same time? Yeah, can’t imagine being that poor fella. Probably way worse, than sitting in this office.” You felt your eyelids start to get heavy as Colin kept on ranting about stuff you literally couldn’t care less about, but the good person in you didn’t allow the pleasure of shutting him up. “… Why are you wearing sweatpants by the way? Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Dress code violation detected!” He laughed to himself.

You barely even listened to whatever Colin was saying at this point. The hair on your hands started to become more noticeable and you felt the same happening all over your body. You stood up, ignoring the fact, that your shift wasn’t over as well as your very annoying colleague and hurried towards the elevator, leaving behind your belongings. There was no time to think of this.

“I gotta go.”

“Go where?” Colin wondered, as you stomped onwards.

This was incredibly frustrating for him. He heated being ignored, because that was the only way to counter his powers. Now it was more of a challenge, than a need to actually drain you. It was a matter of honour, that Robinson had very little of, but still wanted to protect, so he followed you into the elevator.

“Oops, wrong floor! Didn’t mean that.” He smiled, as he pressed several wrong buttons.

You felt your face flush with annoyance and his eyes briefly flashed bright electric blue. The matter was too urgent for his dumb tricks, so you left the elevator at the next floor and started running down the stairs, because you felt your body slowly starting to expand with muscles and fur. Of course, Colin persisted as well. Turns out, it is way more fun to insensibly break you down and watch you slowly loose your cool.

You ran out onto the street and shouted into the alleyway. Robinson looked at you, scrunched on the pavement. Tossing and turning, as if you were possessed by something ungodly.

“Hey there, friendo… You’re good?” He walked a bit closer.

“Get the fuck away from me, you imbecile!” You cried, before completely turning into a Northwestern wolf, being ready to attack at any moment.

You howled and shook, making it seem like your whole body was in intense pain, trying to retain your human consciousness and stop yourself from tearing Colin to literal shreds. He saw how you aggressively turned your head from side to side and whinged. Usually, he’s not too keen on helping random humans, but this instance felt like a symbiotic relationship.

“Woah… Okay, that was not on my 2024 bingo card.” He chuckled. “Uhm… Did you know, that there is a very rare condition called hypertrichosis - which causes sufferers to grow hair all over their body, including their faces! It's also called werewolf syndrome for obvious reasons.”

His eyes flashed blue again and you felt yourself getting tired. It became a bit easier to suppress that primal urge to attack.

“You know, your kind might have an Ancient Greek origin. There's a very gory myth that Zeus turned King Lycaon into a wolfman as punishment for eating human flesh. In fact, this is where the fancy term for a werewolf comes from - Lycanthrope. From King Lycaon!” Once again, the alley was slightly illuminated by a bright blue light.

You laid down on the pavement, feeling less and less feral. Your consciousness was more present than ever before in this state.

Colin slowly walked over to you and crouched down. “Not looking very good, are you?” He poked you lightly and smiled. You were a bit too tired to react. “So that’s why you’re wearing those ugly sweatpants. Well, it’s nice to know that I’m not the only supernatural creature in the office. You’ve probably guessed what I am by now, right?”

You looked up at his face then nodded slightly. To be honest, you weren’t sure what exactly he was, you just knew that something wasn’t human in any way shape or form.

“Say it… Out loud.” He pronounced dramatically, with strobe lights reflecting in his glasses. “Oh wait, you literally can’t, I forgot. Shit. Anyway, I’m a vampire. An energy vampire to be precise, so it means I’m a day walker. I feast on your life energy by either boring you or annoying you. As you can see, I’m a professional at both.” He grinned with joy.

That definitely made sense for you. And it definitely made sense why he would choose your office as the hunting ground. He crawled even closer to you and started gently petting your fur in steady motion.

“Aw, this feels nice. It’s like petting a dog.” He started to brush you against the grain and his eyes flashed blue again at your irritation. “You know, this is calming. I could get used to doing this once a month.” You looked up at him once again, amazed. He returned your gaze with a shrug. “If you need it I mean, because seeing you fight your own self is kind of pathetic.” He chuckled.

You leaned your head a bit more into his touch and he continued to pet you the proper way. The night was spent in that cold alleyway with Colin slowly putting you to sleep with random babbling. Ironically, one of the most infuriating people you know created one of your most comforting memories.

[joffyworld]

Everyone thank Lotus for giving me brioche, very cool

Shoving a brioche in my face. Today was fucking shit but at least I have brioche

[prismaticpichu]

a s g z c all meet a real pichu! how do they react, and who does the pichu like best? (... and how silly does seph look with all that static in his hair?)

Shshdhdhhdhd!!!!!!!!!!! Screaming at this!!! You’ve come to the right place for this Ask, friendo!! 💖💖💖💖

~

When AGSZC Meet a Pichu!~

Angeal: Offers the little guy a carrot, patting its head. He’s awestruck by just how intelligent and expressive the creature seems to be! Perhaps not all monsters are Monsters in their world after all~

Genesis: Offers the little guy a dumbapple, but the Pichu is already full from the carrot. It politely rejects; Genesis is fuming.

Sephiroth: Tries not to make eye contact, scoffing under his breath. Don’t they have a mission to get to? Why are they stopped, anyway? Shouldn’t they get moving? It’s just a creature, for Gaia’s sake… It’s not like it’s worth so much or their attent—

*Pichu gently tugs at his coat, canting its head*

“Pi…?”

Sephiroth: He thinks this is an adequate place to camp for the night.

Cloud: Adept at handling all sorts of wildlife in the Nibelheim mountains, Cloud gets along very well with the little fella! He feeds him another carrot; Pichu gladly accepts! (Genesis fumes harder.)

Zack: Falls in love with the Pichu in a matter of nanoseconds! He scoops up the little guy and begins tickling its tummy, watching as the stubby yellow feet kick and pedal and a rapturous, squeaky laughter bubbles out through the evening air~

“Awww, you like that little guy?? BOOP! I got your nose! I got your nose! Tickle, tickle, tickle! I got your—“

*the Pichu’s cheeks spark, its eyes closing, the sneeze flashing too fast for even SOLDIER-honed reflexes to process*

“PI-CHUUUU!!!”

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[3amclothesmonster]

What I look like as of recently

[mintbecrazy]

Good night my insane usa friendos

And good morning my Europe located mentally unstable fellas

[canyouseehim]

Well, well, well. Hey there, friendo. You're an interesting fella, ain't you?

@discipleofywrath

Ah, Wilbur! You're a bit more... put together than I remember.

[dandalionbold]

Calling your attention to October 18, 1986, Philadelphia Spectrum. Jimmy agrees to be interviewed on Piper's Pit only when Roddy offers to be tied up. A+ homoerotic premise fellas.

Jimmy decides he can do anything he wants now! And what he wants is to annoy Roddy to death. But of course, Jimmy just *has* to push it too far. Our little gerbil man strips down to his onesie and starts slapping Roddy in the face O_O

It goes.. about as well as you'd expect lmao

It's actually a pretty long segment, but for me the most important takeaway is the last thirty seconds of mayhem (and surprisingly ripped little dude arms). Leaving this at your doorstep with a little box of chocolates!

I have watched that match (more times than I should admit- but stop it right before Ace BREAKS MY HEART *ahem*) but I keep getting distracted by giffing other things so I havent had a chance to do these ones yet and AHHHHH thank you omfg 😭😭😭💖💖💖

Stumbling upon it the first time I was goddamn howling. Like. Buddy. Baby. Friendo. This. This is not a good idea. But also... *Fans self* 🥵

And Roddy's FACE the entire time and his "you sure you know how to tie rope -_-"

The entire segment is perfect. I cannOT.

...

*takes the chocolate and the jimblys and curls up in it like a dragon in its hoard*

[altocat]

*knocks on door*

Trick or treat, my friendo!! 💖🧡🖤 Plz allow me to reverse tradition for a second as I offer you 3 things I find so very sweet about you!!!

Alto is sweet because…!~

• She’s got some awe-inspiring prose and literary voice

• She’s got an Insightful, beautiful grasp on all the FF7 fellas/their dynamics and personalities!!

• She is a role-model to many!! (Pichu included)

<3333

😭😭😭

Pichuuuuu thank you so much bcfwewjsgnsgjscacachs

A very happy Halloween to you. And some good things right back at you:

Pichu is incredibly talented and has an outstanding work output!

Pichu is one of the nicest people here and has the biggest heart.

Pichu is super thoughtful and deserves ALL the best things this world has to offer ✨❤️