#Friendo fellas

[3amclothesmonster]

get top surgery with <3 (if that’s not weird. i would also love to go shopping with you!!)

Why not both?

[3amclothesmonster]

FJDJDJ SO REAL

@3amclothesmonster playing Animal Crossing vs me playing Splatoon

[ari-dark-raiden-simp]

[detective4blog]

LOOKIT NMY FIRST EVER SHINY POKEMON AND IT'S MY FAVOURITE ONE MEET AWARD

BABY

A BABY omg omg

I WANNA GIVE IT A FOREHEAD KISS!!!!!!

[tmnt-kin-lair]

Yeah, pretty much. I'm not like. fully a pumpkin? Obviously, just the head. kind of. It's weird.

Anyway - Don't smash pumpkins, we get sad:(

-🎃

well a) dude that sounds wild actually. the pumpkin swag is real questionmark?

b) do you have a name you want me to put down for your tag in the tag list (currently have you down as Mysterious Jack-o-cat). no pressure ofc

[beebisbeeble]

lets go gamers I upgraded from bad bastard to good bastard 😎

tagging: @sor4zz @zlinkszs @sharkieblogs @miles-wrightworth @felixfeliccis @nonsensical-violence @kayak-lmao @pinkhibiscustea @terrasilvershade @valid-name @veysa-loser

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

[tetzoro]

dumbo, cinderella and peter pan for one mr. pookie :3

nesi besi !!! oh my pookieeeee ^_^ !!!

dumbo - what stands out to you most about astarion?

fangs. LMFAO jkjk but i just .. he’s such a tragic sopping wet little meow meow and i can’t help but love him. he is so dramatic but also he has so many layers to him … the more i find out the more i fall. i wanna protect him with my life >_&lt;

cinderella - what do you and astarion do in your free time? any shared hobbies?

in our spare time we usually like to do something artsy! astarion enjoys poetry so i see us sharing poems to each other. he lets me read my poems to him while his head is in my lap & im playing with his hair &lt;3

peter pan - favorite picture?

this is my fave pic that i’ve taken of him .. SO FAR ! but you know me and my daily astarion snippets .. more to follow.

animated disney themed selfship asks !

[chitty-chitty-bang-bang-bang]

“Tell me, where did you sleep last night?” (Colin Robinson x werewolf!reader)

Word count: 1,142

Age restriction: 16+ (vulgar language)

Tags: Fluff, crack, teasing, implied romance.

Synopsis: Your work doesn’t let you go home early on a full moon, so now you have to rush away from the office building to transform. Unfortunately one very nosy colleague won’t leave you alone.

Author’s note: Cringe culture needs to die. Let’s enjoy werewolves and balding men.

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You tapped your fingers on the table. At first it was rhythmic, almost like a military drum, but with time it just started to sound unsteady, matching the beat of your own heart. Anxiety filled you up so strongly, that only the tips of your fingers were loose enough to move. The rest of the body was tense and getting tenser, as you watched the sky gradually darken and a faint silhouette of the moon appear.

“Only five minutes…” you mumbled to yourself. “Only five minutes…”

“Five minutes ‘till what?” Someone popped their head into your cubicle. You didn’t have to look, to know who exactly it was.

“The end of my shift, Colin.”

Your insides churned violently, as you noticed new dark brown hairs pop out on your hands. So thick and dense, it looked nothing like human hair and you knew it, so you haphazardly tried to cover them with the sleeves of your office shirt. It was getting late. Too late for your liking.

“Oh, right. It sucks to be you, huh? Working, because you have no more sick days to slack off.” He chuckled. “Well, I could keep you company until the end of your shift. You know what they say, good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter, am I right? That’s a quote by Izaak Walton. Oh, by the way, interesting fact about Izaak Walton! Did you know that his wife and seven kids died almost at the same time? Yeah, can’t imagine being that poor fella. Probably way worse, than sitting in this office.” You felt your eyelids start to get heavy as Colin kept on ranting about stuff you literally couldn’t care less about, but the good person in you didn’t allow the pleasure of shutting him up. “… Why are you wearing sweatpants by the way? Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Dress code violation detected!” He laughed to himself.

You barely even listened to whatever Colin was saying at this point. The hair on your hands started to become more noticeable and you felt the same happening all over your body. You stood up, ignoring the fact, that your shift wasn’t over as well as your very annoying colleague and hurried towards the elevator, leaving behind your belongings. There was no time to think of this.

“I gotta go.”

“Go where?” Colin wondered, as you stomped onwards.

This was incredibly frustrating for him. He heated being ignored, because that was the only way to counter his powers. Now it was more of a challenge, than a need to actually drain you. It was a matter of honour, that Robinson had very little of, but still wanted to protect, so he followed you into the elevator.

“Oops, wrong floor! Didn’t mean that.” He smiled, as he pressed several wrong buttons.

You felt your face flush with annoyance and his eyes briefly flashed bright electric blue. The matter was too urgent for his dumb tricks, so you left the elevator at the next floor and started running down the stairs, because you felt your body slowly starting to expand with muscles and fur. Of course, Colin persisted as well. Turns out, it is way more fun to insensibly break you down and watch you slowly loose your cool.

You ran out onto the street and shouted into the alleyway. Robinson looked at you, scrunched on the pavement. Tossing and turning, as if you were possessed by something ungodly.

“Hey there, friendo… You’re good?” He walked a bit closer.

“Get the fuck away from me, you imbecile!” You cried, before completely turning into a Northwestern wolf, being ready to attack at any moment.

You howled and shook, making it seem like your whole body was in intense pain, trying to retain your human consciousness and stop yourself from tearing Colin to literal shreds. He saw how you aggressively turned your head from side to side and whinged. Usually, he’s not too keen on helping random humans, but this instance felt like a symbiotic relationship.

“Woah… Okay, that was not on my 2024 bingo card.” He chuckled. “Uhm… Did you know, that there is a very rare condition called hypertrichosis - which causes sufferers to grow hair all over their body, including their faces! It's also called werewolf syndrome for obvious reasons.”

His eyes flashed blue again and you felt yourself getting tired. It became a bit easier to suppress that primal urge to attack.

“You know, your kind might have an Ancient Greek origin. There's a very gory myth that Zeus turned King Lycaon into a wolfman as punishment for eating human flesh. In fact, this is where the fancy term for a werewolf comes from - Lycanthrope. From King Lycaon!” Once again, the alley was slightly illuminated by a bright blue light.

You laid down on the pavement, feeling less and less feral. Your consciousness was more present than ever before in this state.

Colin slowly walked over to you and crouched down. “Not looking very good, are you?” He poked you lightly and smiled. You were a bit too tired to react. “So that’s why you’re wearing those ugly sweatpants. Well, it’s nice to know that I’m not the only supernatural creature in the office. You’ve probably guessed what I am by now, right?”

You looked up at his face then nodded slightly. To be honest, you weren’t sure what exactly he was, you just knew that something wasn’t human in any way shape or form.

“Say it… Out loud.” He pronounced dramatically, with strobe lights reflecting in his glasses. “Oh wait, you literally can’t, I forgot. Shit. Anyway, I’m a vampire. An energy vampire to be precise, so it means I’m a day walker. I feast on your life energy by either boring you or annoying you. As you can see, I’m a professional at both.” He grinned with joy.

That definitely made sense for you. And it definitely made sense why he would choose your office as the hunting ground. He crawled even closer to you and started gently petting your fur in steady motion.

“Aw, this feels nice. It’s like petting a dog.” He started to brush you against the grain and his eyes flashed blue again at your irritation. “You know, this is calming. I could get used to doing this once a month.” You looked up at him once again, amazed. He returned your gaze with a shrug. “If you need it I mean, because seeing you fight your own self is kind of pathetic.” He chuckled.

You leaned your head a bit more into his touch and he continued to pet you the proper way. The night was spent in that cold alleyway with Colin slowly putting you to sleep with random babbling. Ironically, one of the most infuriating people you know created one of your most comforting memories.

[prismaticpichu]

Hi pichu!!! <3

I see a lot of people make headcanons that Sephiroth's eyes dilate like a cats' bc of the way his eyes are, but I NEVER see people think about the other stuff it'd mean!

Like wouldn't he also be colorblind since cats have different vision than we do? And I'm not an expert on cat-vision lol, but a quick Google search of what cats see show blurred peripheral vision too :o (but idk if that'd really be super accurate 😭💔)

so basically, what-if Sephiroth had bad vision lmfao 💀💔

Heya, friendo!!! Hope you’re doing well!!!

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LMAO this is for real something that’s crossed my mind too!! 🤣🤣 Like, yes, he does have those slitted pupils… but what does that actually mean??? Welp, let’s see!!!

*does a quick google search as well, double-checking some sources*

“Scientists used to think cats were dichromats – able to only see two colors – but they're not, exactly. While feline photoreceptors are most sensitive to wavelengths in the blue-violet and greenish-yellow ranges, it appears they might be able to see a little bit of green as well. In other words, cats are mostly red-green color blind, as are many of us, with a little bit of green creeping in” - Wired.com

“What colors can cats see? Cats primarily see muted shades of blue-violet and yellow-green but are unable to perceive red, orange, and brown.” - TheWildest.com

What’s bolded in pink is what I find the most interesting, bc it made me think of two REALLY interesting things:

1. Sephiroth can’t see Genesis’s stylish red outfit. Ouch!!

2. Sephiroth cannot see the color of the blood he sheds, nor the angry orange that SWALLOWED NIBELHEIM WHOLE… ouch.

In terms of peripheral vision…!

“Cats have a wider field of view — about 200 degrees, compared with humans' 180-degree view. Cats also have a greater range of peripheral vision, all the better to spot that mouse (or toy) wriggling in the corner.” - LiveScience.com

In ADDITION:

“Depth perception in vertical slit pupils is even better than in round pupils because the smaller animals are closer to the ground. Additionally, having vertical slits allows them to better hunt at night, thus, these animals are more likely to be nocturnal.” - DirtyClassroom.com

“Predatory animals with vertical slit pupils, like cats and many snakes, can maintain sharp focus across the horizontal field of view and more accurately judge distance to their prey. Horizontal slit pupils, on the other hand, sacrifice image sharpness at the left and right edges in return for wider peripheral vision.” - LifeScience.com

Okay!! So we know that Sephiroth has vertically-slitted pupils, meaning that his depth perception is more enhanced than ours!! 😂 Cats, on top of that, also have better peripheral vision than us rounded-pupil folk!! This man truly is superior lmaooooooooo!!

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HOWEVER, it is just really funny to imagine Sephiroth needing glasses xDD Like… the strongest fella in all the land needing to slide on some spectacles in order to read a menu dhdhdhdhdhh!!! Them darn WORDS!! 🤣

Anyyywhoooo, this has been your impromptu research session from Professor Pichu 😂❤️ Plz feel free to take out an independent study material for the rest of class!

[joffyworld]

Everyone thank Lotus for giving me brioche, very cool

Shoving a brioche in my face. Today was fucking shit but at least I have brioche

[canyouseehim]

Well, well, well. Hey there, friendo. You're an interesting fella, ain't you?

@discipleofywrath

Ah, Wilbur! You're a bit more... put together than I remember.

[3amclothesmonster]

What I look like as of recently

[dandalionbold]

Calling your attention to October 18, 1986, Philadelphia Spectrum. Jimmy agrees to be interviewed on Piper's Pit only when Roddy offers to be tied up. A+ homoerotic premise fellas.

Jimmy decides he can do anything he wants now! And what he wants is to annoy Roddy to death. But of course, Jimmy just *has* to push it too far. Our little gerbil man strips down to his onesie and starts slapping Roddy in the face O_O

It goes.. about as well as you'd expect lmao

It's actually a pretty long segment, but for me the most important takeaway is the last thirty seconds of mayhem (and surprisingly ripped little dude arms). Leaving this at your doorstep with a little box of chocolates!

I have watched that match (more times than I should admit- but stop it right before Ace BREAKS MY HEART *ahem*) but I keep getting distracted by giffing other things so I havent had a chance to do these ones yet and AHHHHH thank you omfg 😭😭😭💖💖💖

Stumbling upon it the first time I was goddamn howling. Like. Buddy. Baby. Friendo. This. This is not a good idea. But also... *Fans self* 🥵

And Roddy's FACE the entire time and his "you sure you know how to tie rope -_-"

The entire segment is perfect. I cannOT.

...

*takes the chocolate and the jimblys and curls up in it like a dragon in its hoard*

[altocat]

*knocks on door*

Trick or treat, my friendo!! 💖🧡🖤 Plz allow me to reverse tradition for a second as I offer you 3 things I find so very sweet about you!!!

Alto is sweet because…!~

• She’s got some awe-inspiring prose and literary voice

• She’s got an Insightful, beautiful grasp on all the FF7 fellas/their dynamics and personalities!!

• She is a role-model to many!! (Pichu included)

<3333

😭😭😭

Pichuuuuu thank you so much bcfwewjsgnsgjscacachs

A very happy Halloween to you. And some good things right back at you:

Pichu is incredibly talented and has an outstanding work output!

Pichu is one of the nicest people here and has the biggest heart.

Pichu is super thoughtful and deserves ALL the best things this world has to offer ✨❤️

[hatred-n-hav0c]

Since y'all keep talking about how my sona might look

Cough cough @zenmom Cough Cough

Here the fella is, in all his glory

Drawn by a friendo on da discord

And yes those eyes are fake, it's just a visor.

[hotchs-big-hands]

Oh yeah new fella dropped today we don’t talk abt the fact that I got a fella yesterday, got it? Never too many friendos