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me: check out this song i like! specifically this lyric which i think is referring to--

tumblr user who is a conglomeration of types of tumblrinas that piss me off who stands behind me and makes fun of me all the time, especially when i try to analyze a work of art: HAH. kids these days- i mean gen z- have NO media literacy

me: oh, well i think it makes sense considering the way this line changes in the second chorus,

tumblr user: NO critical thinking skills at all. anti intellectualism is really on the rise...

me: i really like how the artist uses this continued metaphor through the album-

tumblr user: and you JUST noticed this? you are a fundamentally incurious tar pit.

me: oh my god can you go away

tumblr user: LMAO. dni's don't work. curate your own experience!

me, pulling the rifle i bought at walmart[1] out of my comically large suitcase: kill yourself or i do it for you

[1] walmart is a hypermarket retail chain mostly in the US. they do in fact sell some types of guns in many locations

tumblr user: classic us centrism even in this post. god how self centered can you[BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM]

me: are they dead yet

aromantic transgender angel in the shape of an old flip phone who lives on my left shoulder and speaks with a jersey accent: i think so boss

nonbinary demon in the shape of a pure spark of energy that leaves burn marks on anything it touches hovering directly over my right shoulder: what was this post about again

me: don't worry about it.

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mom has been talking to sone random dude for hours

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THIS BITCH IS SO UNGRATEFUL FUCK YOU

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my dashboard simulator

mutual 1: I am going to kill all of you

mutual 2: *70 consecutive reblogs of a fandom you've never heard of until today. every time you refresh there's 30 more.*

mutual 3: *image of a guy in a dog collar* why did he do this

mutual 4: *reblogs of beautiful picnic scenes*

mutual 5: everyone get fatter now

mutual 4: just thought about dunking them in blood again 🤍

mutual 3: *image of the same guy but blurry and far away* is this allowed

mutual 6: I love music 🎵🎶🎵🎺🎹✨💖🌈

mutual 7 that we are all beginning to suspect is actually a dog: do you guys ever think about chewing on bones haha

mutual 6: anyone ever heard of this shit called music? *image of stickman covered in blood*

mutual 5: make him a woman NOW!!!

mutual 8: if you ask me about my ocs I will kiss you on the mouth

mutual 9: hey what happened to mutual 10

mutual 10: day 173 of being lost in the mountains. I have begun to recreate my family's faces out of the river clay. at night I recite my favorite songs so that they may never leave my memory. I am beginning to forget birthdays. I haven't tasted a grain of sugar in months.

mutual 7: that mailman will pay.

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good people can do bad things

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Are your bones hollow

I-

. Don’t know actually

I never thought about that

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......why does it look good, I mean I want it to look good for the animatic but..... ??????

Strange is the day of doodling Eviler in a maid outfit....and angy tiny Heor

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Are your bones hollow

I-

. Don’t know actually

I never thought about that

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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

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klema week day 3: youth (from ch6 of my fic)

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STRABBY SPOTTED

Aw yeah!!!! Buge!!!!

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youre so real for that actually

your teeth are normal now

hi is this a bad time for me to give you back your teeth

There is no bad time asshole

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an apology.

why not?

hi is this a bad time for me to give you back your teeth

There is no bad time asshole

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if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

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kills you violently

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

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im asking you to apologise

you dont even have to mean it

hi is this a bad time for me to give you back your teeth

There is no bad time asshole

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free food

hi is this a bad time for me to give you back your teeth

There is no bad time asshole