#Freak Fortress Ask Blog

[mugs-n-cans]

AP, I give you one (1) mango.

enjoy.

[green-scout-tf2]

... Hallo... Vater said I'm not allowed to vatch from vents anymore... So, hallo...

@green-team-puppy

Heya pally!

Uh-

Wait why were ya in the vents?

[13/15]

[the-green-scout]

🕊️: I could still make you ein Frau!!

🔪: What the Medic is trying to say, is that the BLU Scout is going on a second date with Ms. Pauling.

WHA WHA WHAT.

NO FREAKIN WAY YER LYIN

waaiit..

spy are ya tryna turn da scouts against each otha?? cause it aint workin! nuh uh!

[alephnol]

[ask-red-sniper]

Do you eat your bananas with or without the shell

With the shell next question

[freak-n-ready]

Thinking about cleaning the Ask Box again...

And leaving it with just some few asks (Max 3 or 4 of em), so u can make new questions, cuz some of them I'm pretty sure have been just there since 2021 and I feel very bad answering them now lol (Sorry x''d)

So, what do you say?

(I hate the the only options for the polls are 1 day or 1 week I CAN'T WAIT SO MUCH, BITCH--- HELP)

[tf2-red-ghosty]

AXAR!!!

Ypure going to be inckuding in a Thats Not My Neighbour animation!! (If i have the motivation to finish it)

Do you wanna be a melty, long nek, or floaty head doppleganger for it

This is a genuine question that i need answered

Uh

I guess melty would probably make the most sense for me

Since I was killed by fire and all

Why me though?

[blu-sc0ut-rul3z]

Wassup freak

For one, I ain't no freak! But hey, I guess.

[thieving-blu-soldiers]

"Your ass did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my DICK!"

Meet the thieving BLU soldiers, a militia created for the sole purpose of stealing and harassment. Led by the infamous Commander Private, These brave men will do whatever it takes to get your hats, whether it be weaponspam or flinging themselves at you.

Want to challenge them? Simply enter the Inboxinator.

All are welcome.

Status:OPEN

[numba-1-scout-blog]

great, then it’s a “evening restaurant hangout”, alright? :] when do ya want me to pick u up, hot shot?

—👁️

😳 yo I uh-

I can probably walk- or… bike or…

Uh actually, whenever ya want, man! I ain’t picky…

[kleptomaniacalsoldier]

THIS BLOG IS MINE!

mwehehehe...

[mugs-n-cans]

Hiii freaks, me again 😊

I could help but notice how.. I dunno.. possessive CBS got over AP, and I was wondering, AP how do you feel about that ?? 🤔

-🦷

YO WHAT’S UP!

[He pauses as he listens to what you say next]. Well, I mean… [He grins, adjusting his cap].

It can get kinda overbearin’ sometimes but I think he’s real…REALLY FREAKIN’ HOT! Who wouldn’t want a guy who’d chop someone’s head off if they looked at ya the wrong way!!! It’s nice, it’s really nice.

I like seein’ him when he’s jealous and mad. He really gets into it!

[green-scout-tf2]

HEY. SQUOT.

If... If I made a banner... For a scout. An oddly colored scout.. possibly a green one.. what do you think a good design would be?

(I wanna make you a banner. What would you like the banner to look like? I need help)

Oooh ya wanna make me a banner?

Well it has to include me, obviously

Or at least my bat if ya don’t feel like drawing people

I could have something to do with baseball or with my mercenary work I guess

I’m sure whatever ya come up with will be awesome for an awesome dude like me

[Mod: omg new banner! Honestly I’ll be happy with anything. If you want you can include the green Pootis I came up with a while ago, all I know about him is he has a top hat and likes socks. Make sure to tell me your @ when you send it so I can credit you!]

[ask-red-sniper]

Mate, I would prefer to be killin all the lad's with me rugged good looks (he's being sarcastic) But I dont think Im good enough to be in them olympic shootin sports. But thanks roo'. Means alot comin from you hes freaking out a bit for being called hot

that one fruity olympic shooting image

[alephnol]

im souly the one making dum fanart… arent i-

[ask-red-sniper]

I swear if you actually gave me piss coffee I will flip your van so quick.

@scouts-numba-1-blog

Okay two things.

1. I would never put piss in any people's drinks. Only if I hate em really really bad.. like REALLY bad. As if death ain't gonna cut it. 2. If you did that EVEN UNPROMPTED I would've split your guts open like a fish and then let your innards pour out as I choke ya with your bloody intestines.