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headmaster pls one chance

No.

And thats final, Benny.

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excusse me . employee people . i frew up in , in one of the rooms . by accdient . I'm reelay sorry . I got thsi sack of bones and and screws as an apology . I'm rrrly soryr . frowns

awww well here’s some pats! it’s fine im sure the cleaning crew wont mind at all!

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We really are just accepting this talking fox into our quarters huh?-

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Has any of the subjects ever escape the facility? If so, which? If not, what will happen if one does manage to escape?

Well we keep having a consistent escapee of the Kaplain classification (that is our most dangerous classification) and it’s getting really annoying!

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I always gotta be the one to contain the little bugger whenever we get a report on ‘im, lil shit talks to much i’ll tell you wot.

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Ah worry not! that is FCU-299, The Regenerating Fridge! Take as much as you want, it will always come back!

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im stitl outside . i cant hold a pen to make reservations . can i come in yet .

plse . it's cold out here . I'm reely scared

Are we sure we can let in a fucking talking fox?

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What harm could it do!

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I- Literally dont know what to tell you.

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Come right on in!

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im stitl outside . i cant hold a pen to make reservations . can i come in yet .

plse . it's cold out here . I'm reely scared

Are we sure we can let in a fucking talking fox?

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What harm could it do!

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[fcuworkplace]

im stitl outside . i cant hold a pen to make reservations . can i come in yet .

plse . it's cold out here . I'm reely scared

Are we sure we can let in a fucking talking fox?

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What harm could it do!

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[fcuworkplace]

can I come in . plese

Are you visiting? I think you had to make a reservation first…

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Are you the fucking fox? HOW IS A FOX TALKING?

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[fcuworkplace]

The pebble keeps blowing things up

Also who keeps an eye on the dangerous ones the most out of the containers

This pebble really is causing a lot of problems actually...

This pebble is really seeming to be an issue!

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Oh well that’d be me mate! the UK Container! i’m really the only one allowed on this account because of how good i do!

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Heh, I'm not a freak. I'm a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴./joke

Guess who🥰🙏

Wot the fuck is wrong with ya mate?

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What a strange sentence that has just been shared…

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[fcuworkplace]

What's it like in a freak containment room? :3

Depends what classification you is…

If dangerous, it hell to be in unit…

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[fcuworkplace]

Does the headmaster classify as a twink

Benny.

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[fcuworkplace]

can i come over and do this

Quick question for you, Benny Kinnie, How in god’s name did you get this image of me?

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[fcuworkplace]

What are some of the more vicious and dangerous freaks, that you guys find fascinating or a threat and have interest in capturing? can you tell me about some that you avoid?

What intriguing questions.

Well we haven’t contained any that have intrigued us, but we definitely have a list; Ass Pancakes, DoomSpy, Doc Jarate. The list really goes on.

Some that we avoid is most that we have deemed to be “Free” or “Liber”, which means that we ourselves have deemed those Freaks to be okay to roam the Badlands.

Thank you for your questions, North Star Collective.

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Heeyyyy guess who found your blogggggg😈

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Are you that weird feckin’ deer thing? WHY CAN’T YOU LEAVE US ALONE! Don’t make me smash your head in uncalled for!

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I am not sure if that... Thing counts as a freak, but please, let me know if you capture the Cannibal Sniper. After all, he had some unique abilities. I believe he is still on the run.

- @the-professional-thief

I can assure you 100% our personnel are equipped with the equipment necessary to capture this Cannibal Sniper.

Expect his containment soon.

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FINALLY! A FUCKING REPORT! I’M SO EXCITED TO SMASH SOME SKULLS IN!

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[fcuworkplace]

Have you seen my girlfriend?

I’m sorry- Who’s your girlfriend?

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YOU LIKE WOMEN???

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[fcuworkplace]

Ello!! Ive just been wonderin' ere' .. What's da point of ya little.. Facility basically? .. I would just search fer it myself but work's been holding me at gunpoint. - 🦊💉

Ah, i can answer this question personally.

Our goal is to contain all the weird anomalous creatures and objects in the Badlands, have you heard of stuff like Painis Cupcake or DoomSpy? Those are examples of creatures we are looking to contain, Freaks, to be exact.

We’ve noticed that such Freaky nature applies to inanimate objects as well. So we would like reports on those as well.

Thank you for asking such an important question.

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