sambloodfreak

[chaoticace2005]

Husk, about Angel: Scary how fast someone can mean so much to you...

Angel, about Valentino: Scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone.

Sir Pentious: Scary how fast I switched my car insurance to Geico!

Angel: You don’t even have a car.

Sir Pentious: Well, yesss but I do have a war machined, which the Eggs were able to convince Geico into thinking it was a funny shaped car.

Frank: …is it not a funny shaped car?

[seaweedraindraws]

Happy Valentines Day!!!

[flitsy]

Run, little man, run.

[devizakura]

Frank deserves to meet his younger siblings. Maybe someday...

[laz-kay]

Store Worker: Would a Mr Sir Pentious please come to the front desk?

Sir Pentious, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Egg Bois*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Egg Bois, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Sir Pentious: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

[mooncalf87]

Oh Angel fell-

OH NO FRANKKK

[drama-glob]

I love all the expression in the scene because while we get to see Angel Dust, Husk and Niffty (in a rare occurrence) looking concern/sad, Sir Pentious is here just staring like an angry, stern dad at Frank; who is blissfully happy/unaware of why it was a big deal that he knew about an angel being killed. XD XD XD

*The detail that Angel is holding his own hands out of nervousness/worry (like we've seen Sir Pentious do) gets an "Awww" from me too. ;_;

[acidrayn31]

Poor Baxter... All alone to babysit the Frank creature, who is currently going through a teething phase. Or at least for Baxter's sake, we hope it's just a phase!

Made this for @memorablegoose & @BAXTERCENTRIC on Twitter/X 🩵 The hatched Frank is their Baxter x Pentious fanchild design.

[idunnowhatimdoingrn]

And Sir Pentious and his egg bois

Yes the one hanging off his arm is Frank

[chimkinnuget]

hi guys more little guys club content. This time we got a new member

everyone welcome Bill Cipher!!!!

[chaoticace2005]

-Post Battle-

Lucifer: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision...

Frank: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!!

Lucifer: Quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

Husk: Please, turn off my fucking life support.

[baby-trash-lmao]

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ Frank as a caregiver ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

(happy Easter everybody!)

【☆】 Dosen't tell bedtime stories, he just rambles about conspiracy theories until his little one is asleep

【☆】 Lets their little one draw on him but only with the non-toxic washable markers

【☆】 Can't cook to save his life so he relies heavily on Kids Cuisine and other microwave meals

【☆】 Is amazing emotional support

【☆】 Will overuse bath-bombs and flood the bathroom no matter how many times it happens

【☆】 Dose almost all the talking in public, he is not afraid to ask the waiter for extra ketchup packets

【☆】 So forgetful! One could use this to their advantage and get extra desserts-

【☆】 Finds the most weirdest and obscure toys and TV shows to share

【☆】 His little dosen't need a stuffed animal, he is more than willing to snuggle!

【☆】 Love it when his kiddo wants to play dress-up with him! He's an amazing model

[cardigan-bay]

Chapter 23 of my Hazbin Hotel fic that continues the story after Season 1 with a disturbing focus on Worst Person, Valentino.

Valentino has plans for an unsuspecting Alastor.

[flitsy]

[snowblosm]

he wasnt as hard to draw as i expected :)

[laz-kay]

Charlie: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone here something about ourselves. Sir Pentious: Okay, my name is Sir Pentious, but you can refer to me as MASTER OF DESTRUCTI- Vaggie: Okay that's not happening- how about you? Angel: I'm Angel Dust and I like the movie White Chicks. Vaggie: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that. Husk: My name is Husk and I hate this place, it actually sucks here... Charlie: Okay... and you... Frank: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Frank and my favorite color is... math.