#Fortnite Parody

[fortniteparaodyfan98]

ROCK AND ROYALE PARODY OF LOVERS ROCK BY TV GIRL

Would you team with me?

Would you like to be

I’m tryna give you Sheilds, something that you already have

You like a shooter game

Without Peter griffin

It’s tryna sell you currency

Currency you don’t even have

And if ur too cracked to play

And the game mode is right

She might let you join

But just for a night

And if she carries the game

And calls you a bot

She might wanna win before the end of the night

Cuz goats can looooooose like a amateur

And end the game with nothing

And end the game with nothing

While the others walk

We were listening to rock and royals

On fort radio

On fort radio

And if you almost win

But you need to res

Crawl towards her

And try a little harder

OG SONG

[madame-helen]

[slashthrashandcrash]

I love that Danny canonically hates parody, it makes me love watching the original Scary Movie even more just to know he would have a bitch fit about it

Do you think he'd see all the silly Ghostface pictures on Tumblr and cite them as his 13th reason why or do you think he'd be like "hm. yeah."

[ohworming]

now it's sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler. before that it was take me to your xbox to play fortnite today. before that it was creeper? aw man

[sylvyspritii]

ME END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

Please read this Agreement carefully. It is a legal document that explains your rights and obligations related to your interaction with me, especially if you are a giant corporation. By doing anything with me, or by otherwise indicating your acceptance of this Agreement, you are agreeing to be bound by the terms of this Agreement. If you do not or cannot agree to the terms of this Agreement, you may not interact with me. THIS AGREEMENT CONTAINS A BINDING, INDIVIDUAL ARBITRATION AND CLASS-ACTION WAIVER PROVISION. IF YOU ACCEPT THIS AGREEMENT, YOU AND ME AGREE TO RESOLVE DISPUTES IN BINDING, INDIVIDUAL ARBITRATION AND GIVE UP THE RIGHT TO GO TO COURT INDIVIDUALLY OR AS PART OF A CLASS ACTION, AND I AGREE TO PAY YOUR ARBITRATION COSTS FOR ALL DISPUTES OF UP TO $0 THAT ARE MADE IN GOOD FAITH (NOTE: WE DECIDE WHAT GOOD FAITH IS LMAO) (SEE SECTION 12). YOU HAVE A TIME-LIMITED RIGHT TO OPT OUT OF THIS WAIVER (1 SECOND LMAO). If you, or a corporate entity, forces me (the person), to sign a poorly written "end user license agreement" before i am allowed to play your video game or other media (see section 398), your agreement is hereby void, and i (me) am allowed to play your video game without your own silly end license user agreement, making it so that i can still sue you even though your end user license agreement was "agreed on" by me, because a simple checkmark or an A button press does not count as my legal signature, this means that you, and especially if you are a giant corporation, are now not allowed to take legal action against me, because i said so, and you, by interacting with me, have legally agreed to this legal agreement and lost your right to sue me, and i have the right to play your video game forever, and also, you have to donate one million dollars ($1.000.000) to charities of my choosing (see section 6820) and perform legally legal succulent actions on the current genitalia of the vessel of flesh that i currently reside in (see section 23570) ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (explanation: this is a post i wrote to mock video game end user license agreements, which often have ridicolous draconian elements, that players are forced to "accept" before being allowed to play the games in question, however, these documents, even though they seem long, complex, and serious, often are flimsy at best when it comes to their legal strength, and are full of contradictions that would not work in international courts, they are often specifically written to only cover a legal perspective from the United States of America, and fail to take into account many of the rights that people all over the world have to protect themselves from these kind of ridicolous contracts, not only that, but an "A press" to check a checkbox is dubious at best for an official agreement to a contract like this, for a real contract to be taken seriously like this, a legal name and signature would be the very least thing that they could do to improve their legal legitemacy, which is low to begin with Legal note: THIS IS A PARODY AND SATIRE, this is NOT an offical statement, agreement, or contract, and is merely what people refer to as "a bit" (see section 69), it is not meant to be taken seriously TL;DR: These documents are written to be as confusing as possible for the average user, and are absolutely ridicolous, and we should poke fun at them more)

[t4tails]

i wanna make your inbox normal by asking which music headcanons you have for tails, like, what is the fox's favorite music? band? artist? style or genre? :3

generally i think tails likes very mechanical music, industrial, noise, hyperpop, etc! the kind of stuff that blasts their ears off when too loud lol. i think some artists theyd like are MGMT, sophie, nova twins, and i know its a meme but YES i think theyd listen to nine inch nails. anything that makes their workshop vibrate with bass while theyre building napalm bombs

[sassysillysavvy]

“Fortnite” a Taylor Swift Parody

if you love taylor swift, fortnite and stories of homie betrayal, check out this parody i wrote and sang for CC415 😌

[fizzytoo]

unironically i love minecraft parodies

[dingleberrytimes]

HEROIC! 10 Year Old Boy Shoots, Kills, Home Intruder; Does ‘Orange Justice’ Over His Dead Body to Celebrate

COVINGTON, GEORGIA - In what is becoming the talk of his small town, local 10 year old boy Elijah Miller has been labeled as a hero after he courageously murdered a home intruder with his father’s gun while his parents were out running errands.

According to Miller, he was at home watching TV in the living room, waiting for a pizza to be delivered to his house, when he heard the doorbell go off. When he looked through the peephole, he saw a man with a suspiciously greasy box. That’s when he realized that he was in a potentially dangerous situation.

“This guy looked like the robber type, so before I opened the door, I grabbed my dad’s gun and told him that whatever he was thinking about doing would result in death, so he should just back away without saying a word.” Miller explained to reporters whilst acting out the scenario. “The robber tried to get a word in, but I cocked the gun back like my dad taught me and shot him like five or six times before he could get a word in. I was so excited that I finally killed somebody in real life that I did the Orange Justice over his body like you do when you kill somebody in Fortnite.”

The “Orange Justice” is an emote (dance) in the popular video game Fortnite that players can perform after they kill an opponent as a sort of taunt. Immediately after killing the would-be home intruder, Elijah called him parents, who would congratulate him on the kill. They would then help him bury the body in their backyard to teach him an important lifelong lesson of how to hide evidence.

“The fact that he was able to load the gun and kill somebody without any parental supervision just shows how advanced he is when it comes to this sort of thing.” Elijah’s father Dave said. “I’m really really proud of our boy. If he’s able to cock it and aim a gun at only 10, just imagine the things he’d be capable of as an adult.”

To honor Elijah’s bravery, he was awarded a medal during a ceremony hosted by the city of Covington.

[x-for-a-y]

people think the reason the tourney scene is inaccessible is strange tourney concepts, slightly weird rpf, inside jokes, crossover incongruity, or some other thing. but you know what really puts off the outsiders? all the bizarre fucking recurring musicians from years ago the rest of the world has moved on from & rap battles and shit

[superdynamo]

Credit @ mefwiz

[gaykarstaagforever]

Fortnite?

Let me drop these kids into a fort in the woods for two weeks and see how many V-bucks they earn!

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[sagafox]

Nicholas Adams, are you asking me on a date?

I’m flattered, but I’m afraid I’m a married woman!

[marsonwest]

I made this for an event at work. They thought it was hilarious, but then they couldn’t use it cause the trademark was still too on the nose. I say nuts to that what do you guys think?

[hannahhasafact]

Dungeons and Daddies is such a bullshit show because how the fuck can I explain that the show with the dumbest gags on the planet has made me cry

“Oh yes, there’s a whole arc about a man dealing with the trauma of his abusive father that is truly emotionally compelling. Yes, the man canonically cannot wear pants”

“Glenn’s story really makes me sad because yes in a way he finally did the thing to be a good father but it’s so sad how him doing the right thing for his kid made him lose him. Oh yeah, his full name is Glenn Close, you know like the famous actress Glenn Close?”

“My favorite arc is one where a father tries to fix the mistakes he made in the past but despite doing everything he can he still traumatizes his kid. Because even when you try to do the right thing in the now, the mistakes you previously made can still affect you. And even when you try to be a good parent you can still fuck things up. Oh by the way, this arc takes place in a Fortnite parody.”

“I’m currently very sad about a child named Normal. Yes, he is his school’s mascot. Their mascot is a teen.”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Not to poke a hornets nest but have you seen the song titles for Swift's new album? They're truly beyond parody at this point

god okay.

Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) - risky title on account of Fortnite, but not actually wrong or bad. only point of interest here is the presence of Post Malone, which is... interesting.

The Tortured Poets Department - I mean this one is obviously terrible. I think someone as big as Taylor Swift probably shouldn't be allowed to release an album called the Tortured Poets Department regardless; this shit would be weird and off-putting from anyone but, like, Lana Del Rey, since that's sort of her entire brand and always has been. but fresh off a year in which she was maybe the most inescapable aspect of all of popular culture? shut up, Taylor. when were you a tortured poet? was it hard having the biggest tour of anyone ever? being responsible for more co2 emissions than some small countries? I'm so tired.

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys - this is the title of a song that's made to be played while hyping up booktok's dark romance darling of the week

Down Bad - okay

So Long, London - the long-awaited sequel to London Boy, which was bad

But Daddy I Love Him -

Fresh Out the Slammer - do it, Taylor. do a blaccent. I dare you.

Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine) - no one in their right mind should be this excited about Florida. also god can someone please get Florence out of there.

Guilty as Sin? - I don't actually have anything mean to say about this title but the question mark is an odd choice

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? - god this album really is going to be reputation 2.0. anyway this is so nitpicky but I really do think having two songs in a row with a question mark at the end looks goofy.

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) - stop it stop it stop it stop it you are a JOKE

loml - lol. lmao even.

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart - sure. fine. this one is fine, whatever.

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - [insert obligatory Ben Shapiro joke here]

The Alchemy - okay

Clara Bow - honestly? tentative interest. Taylor's narrative songs have been the only ones I've found halfway tolerable for like the last five albums. sure, Taylor. tell me your thoughts on golden age hollywood starlet Claa Bow.

The Manuscript - sure