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i have Got to change this blog's icon it looks too similar to my album review blog & they should not be crossposting
#before the quivering impatient masses ask it's @eyes-on-the-weather#look at it and see: how easily i could mistake its icon for this one#alas. my ms paint swag
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the tourney scene needs to get acquainted with the concept of filk if only to save the original definition of poor nerdcore
#i'm sure filk can survive association with mainly pop & some rap or whatever#its original scene is already like 30 years gone
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lmt review: the tracks are good but the lore... i just don't think i like enough of the characters to want to read it. which is a shame because i'm kind of for some of the themes going on in there
#i say ''kind of'' because the themes read to me as likable but in a dangan way. and i know who in lmt's cast is responsible for that#and when i say ''in a dangan way'' let me put it this way i'm very familiar with dr and i do not like it
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whatever yknow. i swear i'm not bitter all the time. i like the new contestant 08. they're nice
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well god damn i guess my response doesn't count then
#like let me walk you through this from my pov:#it's yesterday. the form is posted. i write a draft. think hm that's nice but i want to think over it some more#no word on when it'll close but ''after tomorrow afternoon'' feels pretty reasonable#wake up today. check discord. my assumption was supported! i've nothing to worry about before later today when#i can get back to my computer & confirm what i want to say#next thing i see is the image above. god i know this isn't a match poll or anything but couldn't he stick to his word
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genuinely my one intensely burning desire for the new contestant 08 is that it's a woman fucking please can it be a woman like thanks to susan the rewrite/cast as a whole hasn't actually suffered a net loss in women but if korone ends up being the only woman in the roster i am going to be. so tired
#i am like on my knees begging#i was already trepidatious about lmt & how many women are in its cast but 2 in a roster of 8 competitors is. well.#it's better than 1 in a roster of 8 competitors. it's better than 1 in a roster of 16-17 competitors#numbers like those i will absolutely take potshots at
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going to quote a little bit from what i said in the final comments of the 08 decision form in order to do some speculation: as of both "iterations" of the canon mozart went through a particular run in bracket, faced certain people… i think unless the lore itself is going to feature some kind of retcon where kirby goes back in time to go through the same run mozart did, it's hard to imagine mozart seamlessly being given demo's place. which would beg the question of who's in demo's position during this initial timeline, post (irl) rewrites/retcons, because even in this "timeline 1" someone needs to be having matches with you & ouroboros & all them. would it be some kind of runner-up newcomer from the replacement polling, a la the plan if jake won the mozart replacement poll? in other words, basically making as much new lore as there would be if demo's replacement really was someone new? i guess you could abbreviate it if it's going to be retconned anyway, and then give the "timeline 2" lore all the attention, so that the 08 position's opponents get their due.
#this is like a top 10 sort of moments where i hope my confidence is upheld#i.e. that nobody other than dreem sees what i wrote in that form because then i no longer submitted it anonymously#someone could link my words in there to this post
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i think. it's just a tourney, and i should really just relax
>kirby replaces demo's slot >demo lost gr2 >kirby's still in gr3
would like this explained
#/reference#because regardless of any of this the lineup of gr3 is going to be the same & this question is sort of just#''more tracks for kirby/mozart? you want that?''#the answer: yeah more for mozart at least#okay i'm done spamming your dash for the night. gosh. this is why i usually save responding to these things#for like 24 hours after they've been posted
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i literally look back in dreemland immediately after posting this & there's finally been an answer. i think
>kirby replaces demo's slot >demo lost gr2 >kirby's still in gr3
would like this explained
#my question is now... is gr2 going to be re-done so that both flesh & saviors move on? paradox v vessel is a match?#i get that new tracks for demo's bracket run are probably on the table i just wouldn't have expected it to uh#complicate things in gr2. it was so recent it'd feel wrong
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>kirby replaces demo's slot >demo lost gr2 >kirby's still in gr3
would like this explained
#not saying this in dreemland proper because i feel like it's been brought up + i'm shyyyyy. sometimes#saying mozart will ''re-enter'' the roster makes it sound like he'll be votable again also. is this hypothetical gr3 going to include#forsaken prophet saviors and paradox? flesh fans don't deserve that
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immediate prediction: lr2 can go a few different ways. based on the fact that the wr1 members were last seen headed straight to the true lab for gr1 duals, either a. there's a time dilation of some kind they already did or are going to experience that lets all of lr2 play out before they get there, b. lr2 was happening almost concurrently with wr2, giving the drop-downs a pretty rough time of things i'd imagine, or c. the wr1 contestants are going to land in the true lab a while before gr1 and just kind of hang out until lr2 is completed
#alternatively they just waited around in winner's bracket long enough for lr2 to conclude but i don't remember there being#quite that much of a timeskip. that's probably going to be the case though. feels the simplest
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chat it fucking happened
#jake........#your local lius will not be speaking coherently today because they have chomped down on him & will not be letting go#hacrhicemedtehucedmetutuhecknohdacomucutucomofafetehehcahantotocewmuteho#speakerphone#biting you
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foreshadowing is a literary device used t
#i know it's just the style of the narrative but can you imagine an actual person thinking to themself#''gee i'm faster than i remember''#anyway hough. i'm normal. i'm. i'm not losing my god damn. okay. yep. it's fine. it's so#i'm Thinking about dehumanization and transhumanism and caricature-ification as horror#i'm Thinking about body horror and viscera- the way it dehumanizes a person by reducing them to the identical essentials#they share with everyone else#and i'm Thinking about the way doatk's roster is treated as devolved shallow(ly interpreted) versions of their (usually real) selves#can you imagine making a youtube video about just. something you have opinions on. can you imagine doing your menial office job#fuck you. be made unrecognizable. be made instantly recognizable. suffer ten thousand torments. all of these at once#or not all at once. gradually your very physical form is warped and made un- or supernatural based on a stranger's opinion of you#isn't that just. fucked
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woooo yeah cheering and clapping and a standing ovation
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patch update version 2.1.2:
debatably rpf tier renamed to your mileage may vary (ymmv) tier adam conover moved into upper ymmv rpf tier (seriously, why wasn't he there from the start?). "roommate" fully removed from the listings removed: donald trump added: will mcdaniel, low-mid ymmv [mostly based on a fully fictionalized version of himself, but with a partially fictionized (the bts videos) version also present]; kirby and meta knight, definitely not; redglare, definitely not; ice king/simon (and finn & jake, eventually), definitely not the eiffel tower moved into upper definitely not rpf, right next to hamood just to freak him out. hamood has also been moved to above kebin & ian guptill and toby fox are not moved but would experience a lowered placement in the definitely rpf tier if there were room for it, [implicitly based on a version of himself divorced from present reality] & [doesn't have a lot of personality-based breaks from reality but toby dog ought to bring him down a little further] respectively demonickraken is moved to the bottom of the ymmv tier you stand unchanged but gain a caveat: incarnated as "the vessel" they would be placed in definitely rpf [still rpf even if it's self-inflicted] while in every other form* they would be placed in definitely not [their audience-insert status is basically just a formality/facade at this point] mozart moved to the bottom of definitely not rpf korone's placement in the ymmv tier is not changed but she is lowered within it to be below edmund & her clarification is now [has fictional backstory/lore but most of her characterization comes from her (unscripted) actor] edmund is also lowered within the ymmv tier to leave jake at the top. first thing he's ever won
inspired by musings on what it takes to introduce mashup tourneys to friends who are completely unfamiliar with the scene, the official DOATK rpf scale is as follows:
definitely RPF: alphagenos (alpharad & papagenos), dubious duo (ninja & mrbeast), donald trump, guptill89, adam conover*, toby fox (& toby dog)
debatably RPF: inugami korone [technically a character separate from the real person, but pretty much all of her ‘characterization’ originates from her actor], demonickraken [he’s not of popular status like any of the other real people, but her appearance here is based off of a 'sona’ & comes with a degree of consent], edmund mcmillen [the likeness is interpreted directly from reality, but his dialog is taken from prewritten rather than fanmade material], mozart [other than some physical aspects and the name he can hardly be said to resemble the real guy, & that’s intentional], you [their position as a sort of self-insert of the audience as a whole makes decisions about their character a little iffy], jake [someone from a commercial is allowed to be considered a fictional character- see professional wrestling kayfabe], the eiffel tower [real, yeah, but not a person]
definitely not RPF: kebin & ian, hamood habibi, evil morty
the list as a whole is loosely ordered in descending order of realness, with the most 'definitely real persons’ topwards *completely disregarding roommate for the sake of this list, because the quality of rpf does not change whether it’s rpf or not
#*this far into the rewrite. me & the puppet still stand to be shown. they could be depicted as separate entities again for all i know#gr1 will be patch version 2.3.1#don't ask me to make an actual updated version of the list it's almost always just been for kicks and giggles#plus it's been almost a year & a half since i originally made it. 25th of august 2023#...i'm not forgetting any additions to the roster am i? i don't feel the need to bring in the non-contestants#seeing as they're all fictional characters anyw *remembers abraham lincoln* well that doesn't count because#he didn't even have any lore#probably won't get any neither
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i feel like what with general recent developments i ought to revisit my doatk realness scale
#did i ever post that on here? it was over a year ago#.christ i've had this blog for a while haven't i...#anyway if you don't know what i mean by ''realness scale'' i'll make it clear in a bit
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my current take on the rewrite is that it could & should be a fantastic resource for newcomers/the project's general longevity. it Can be. assuming things get ported into individual documents- and hopefully those documents get mirrored either in the track descriptions on soundcloud (somehow, i swear that's ideal) or another website, so long as it's somewhere that nulls the discord barrier -because otherwise the problem remains of a person having to open Two Separate lore channels, scroll/leap to their very tops, and somehow coordinate scrolling through them perfectly in order to properly archive binge
#see i know this because i archive binged the fuck out of doatkcord late 2023 and compiled the entirety of the lore at the time#and it involved coordinated scouring - comprehensive scrolling across like five or six discrete channels. and the sc account#and it sucked. badly. nevermind the fact that my computer was not incredible at loading it all#think of the people doing this on mobile!#i don't a bit think it's impossible to negate this problem. even if you're not mw ''paid by google'' megamix with a fancy shmancy website
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