#Ford Authority

[limelemonchi]

freak Pines

[automotiveamerican]

Legendary ‘Skyway Mustang’ Made Appearance At D23 2024 - Brett Foote @FordAuthority

As Disney fans are well aware, D23 is that entity’s official fan club, as well as its signature fan event – with D standing for Disney, of course, and 23 signifying 1923, which is when Walt Disney founded the company. D23 came around back in 2009, and gives fans the chance to participate in all kinds of cool events such as pop up stores with exclusive merchandise, inside looks at new projects, a…

[ryemiffie]

Guys.. Stan canonically writes fanfiction, presumably posting it to ao3.. I bet that man has got the ultimate author's curse notes

"Sorry I'm late to update guys! Got arrested by the federal government for stealing materials from them to rebuild an interdimensional portal to save my long lost twin brother! But hopefully things will be more consistent now that I'm done saving him!"

"My bad for this being so rushed, currently living through the literal apacolypse!"

"Didn't mean for this too take so long y'all, had to reread the whole fic to refresh my memory after getting my brain wiped to kill the demon who used to date my brother, y'all know how it is!"

[cbmagus49]

Hey guess what it's time for a big ol' Relativity screenshot edit sketchdump!!!!

[wolfythewitch]

Relativity falls is so interesting to me but I fully believe in my heart Mabel would be the one in the portal. Vibes

[bobauthorman]

Schmeb You Unlocked pages

Scans of images from the Schmeb You Unlocked pages. Sorry about the black line intersecting them, as on the website itself the image were fractured, and I had to reconnect them.

[rusty-lake-resident]

we don’t talk enough about dipper reading about billford karaoking, F&ford sharing a bed, and the whole weird ass love triangle ford found himself in pre-betrayal

[mocndu]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

[owl-wolf]

um i turned him into a college physics professor

[niiwa-angel]

I think it would be funny as hell if everybody in the Pines Family accepted that Ford has 12 PHDs but nobody except Ford knows what they are so they just come to him with random shit.

Soos: Hey Dr. Pines dude, my throats been hurting and I've got a cough, can you take a look at me?

Ford: why?

Soos: aren't you a doctor?

Ford: not that kind of doctor!!

~~~

Wendy: Hey Stan's brother, my dad noticed that some trees at work have weird spots on the leaves. Do you know what we can do about it?

Ford: I- why would I know?

Wendy: cause you have doctorates?

Ford: not in tree wellness!!

~~~

Mabel: I found this squirrel and it looks like something is wrong with its paw. Can you help me?

Ford: Sweetie, I don't know how to help an injured squirrel

Mabel: but you're a doctor?

Ford: not a squirrel doctor.

~~~

Dipper: Great Uncle Ford, why did the plague get carried to Europe through rats?

Ford: I don't know Dipper.

Dipper: I thought you had PHDs.

Ford: not in European History.

~~~

Stan thinks it's fucking hilarious and Ford slowly gets more and more convinced that they're doing it exclusively to mess with him.

[99redragons]

Saw the Bill mugshot and immediately thought of this, had to do it. A scenario where they'd be arrested together is so funny. Ford's a bit beat up and dirty because he resisted arrest. Bill... is Bill.

[starsbelonginspace]

Sooo... Who's gonna write the fic about Bill and Ford getting drunk and fucking? Does it have to be me?

(proudly stole this screenshot from someone else on this hellsite)

(Already started writing it. Keep an eye out for the link ;3)

[automotiveamerican]

1986 MERCURY CAPRI ASC MCLAREN CONVERTIBLE UP FOR AUCTION - Brett Foote @FordAuthority

The Ford Mustang and Mercury Capri ASC McLaren models are some of the more unique examples of those cars to surface over the years, as well as some of the rarest, to boot. ASC McLaren teamed up with FoMoCo on multiple occasions, churning out some interesting vehicles such as these, which were produced in very small quantities, so we don’t see a ton of them surface for sale on a regular basis.…

[bookstofilms]

A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults. THE GODFATHER (1972) dir. Francis Ford Coppola, based on the novel of the same name by Mario Puzo

[kelpio]

Fordtober Day 31: Paranoia

Prompts

[itzmellooo]

Very merry Fiddauthor holidays to all who celebrate!! 🎄