#Fictional women

[idle-teen28]

Loving a fictional character is like marriage

You fall for the character, become obsessed with them to the point where you think that they're the only fictional character you've ever loved, like if they were real, you'd marry them in a heart beat

Then you fall for a new fictional character while still being obsessed with the current one, it feels like an affair, but you accidentally became too obsessed with the new one, so you start to ignore the current one slowly, until you completely ignore them, and start to focus on the new one, falling for them now, it's like divorce and remarriage

The cycle continues until you have at least 10 fictional characters

Then you remember your previous fictional crush that you were obsessed with 2 years ago, and then you fall for them again, and become obsessed with them like you used to, it's like falling in love and marrying your ex-spouse again

And then you break-up

And the cycle continues like this, FOREVER

[green--tea-owo]

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

My favourite game to play in fandom spaces is the age old "is this female character actually awful or is she just a) outspoken, b) not designed to be palatable to a male audience, or c) the canon female love interest of a male character more popularly shipped with another man?"

[sserrafeim]

thinking about her 🥰 (she’s fictional)

[ink-5oul]

You can only answer with a fictional woman, if you're not sure if they count maybe pick a different character. You may choose an oc but of so please specify why you have classified them as such, thanks!

It would be nice if you could reblog for reach and put the character and status in the tags but don't feel pressured

[allyneedsasnack]

Am I ovulating or do I need therapy?

[moonysreid]

i’m always so busy.. i eat cake, read fanfic, and sit around waiting for a cute fictional character to walk through my door

..haven’t got time for myself istg

[theletterboxstuff]

I love it when fictional women finally lose their calm and finally decide to listen to their rage and dance along with it. Its every girl's wildest dream but its also something that can only happen in fiction because in reality, whenever a woman tries to express herself. She's hysterical. Hysterical and Wrong. Liar, overreacting and just bit 'always on the edge'

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

I saw @starfoozle do this & was fascinated by the clear throughline so now i wanna play & see if that's also evident in mine? (Some of these are girls, not adult women, but I feel like it still counts.)

Im tagging @spaceswordblaster @youllneverseemerelax @goatmattersinc @gayweedelf or whoever else

[lipstickmarks]

looked at my Mor pfp and sighed😔

[r0semaryt3a]

“I don’t have a type in fictional women”

Then there’s the fictional women I like:

If you can label the things they have in common I’ll give you a pat on the back

[angrycheesegirl]

Honestly if you put a woman in a track jacket, I'm automatically going to assume she's gay and Trans. No I'm not projecting, shut up.

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

Worst Crimes a Female Character Can Commit (By Order of Severity)

10. Theft

9. Tax Fraud

8. Murder

7. Terrorism

6. Violating the Geneva Convention

5. Being impolite (esp. to male characters)

4. Being feminine but in a way that is neither childlike nor sexy

3. Being even slightly "like other girls"

2. Being mildly annoying

1. Being the canon romantic interest of a male character who is more popularly shipped with other men

[lordedlady]

CERTIFIED ARCANA SIMP 😔