#February Round-Up

[ravenclaws-stuff]

Here Come the Sun

George Weasley x Reader

Summary: For the first time in months, George laughs.

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Established relationship, George is depressed, Ron and Reader run the store, Fred is gone, mentions of charming children

WC: 0.2k

“George, you wouldn’t believe it. It was the most beautiful shade of pink.” I regale, using my hands to emphasis my point. When the store first opened, the twins implemented a charm to turn anyone who attempted to steal the color pink. Not a cute pink, but Umbridge’s signature pink.

Ever since Fred, I stepped up and been keeping the store running with the help of Ron. We both agreed, over a drunken night involving firewhiskey that we refused to let the twin’s dream go down in flames. It was hard work but not one I regret. I need to keep it up and running for whenever my fiance is ready to come back. 

The arms around my waist tightens, pulling me closer to his chest. A small sound escapes from George’s throat. For the firstime in months, George laughs. A small one at the beginning then it grows, large, fuller. I turn my head, Pupils blown wide. I can't remember the last time I heard George laugh, so full of life. It is a beautiful sound, like the birds chirping as the sun rises. I couldn't fight the watery laugh that follows. Tears stream down my cheeks. His cheeks flushed red, making his freckles stand out. 

The sun was still there, just hiding behind the clouds.

A/n: I wrote the gist of this story in five minutes while my wife was driving. I don't think I've ever had an idea pop into my head that quickly before.

Divider credit: @saradika-graphics

[leisi-lilacdreams]

IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE OFFICAL SHOP OPENING!

why april 1st? cause that's my birthday! woooo! °˖✧◝(≧▽≦)◜✧˖°

after months of work and prep, this is my birthday gift to me lol

Here's everything that will be in the shop!

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Get your calendars and alarms set!

ps- i'm also trying to get into anime cons to sell at the AA i'm mainly based in the US south i've already got a few con set up for this year maybe you'll see me in the future 👀

secret bonus info: first 40 orders will get a random doodle (10x of each boy drawn) don't worry they'll be inked

if you put your tumblr name in the order notes and if i recognize it, i'll try to give you a boy you favor but no promises

[queenerdloser]

i submitted my final grad school app today (excepting one school where i'm still waiting to see if i passed round one... if i do, that'll be my final app in february) and it feels both really good to be done and very weird. it's all out of my hands now!

[castleficpromoter]

END OF MONTH ROUND UP: February 2024

Complete spreadsheet (Excel) of all Castle fanfiction I’ve recommended and/or promoted to date, updated at the end of every month.

Link: CFPFicRecListFeb2024.xls

If you catch any errors in the spreadsheet, feel free to message me here on tumblr or DM me on twitter or PM me on FFN.

[bredforloyalty]

18 22 year dick swinging contest with my dad and i have finally won withdrawn 😎

[aphfanficwriters]

Monthly Members' Fics — Feb 2024

Back Then by proosh (France/Prussia) Prompt: Sansoucci/Modern day domesticity Gilbert finds himself pinned and questioned in the middle of doing the dishes.

Stale Coffee by Delgumo (America & Canada) Matthew meets Alfred, a charismatic doctor-in-training, at sex addicts anonymous.

Tripping and falling by mossy_man (Russia/Turkey) In order to finally see Ivan's passion, Sadik resolves to trying aphrodisiacs

Force a divine blessing... by FangsofLightening (England/Portugal) Arthur learns that when you force a blessing out of divinity, you get more than you were asking for.

Snow Day by Delgumo (Russia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia) Russia and his friends play in the snow.

And I hope that we keep falling by mossy_man (Prussia/Russia) “You used to write music,” Gilbert said helplessly, unable to look away. “Poems. And now what? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?” Braginski shrugged his shoulders.

[blujayonthewing]

I dated a Birder who went on to get an entire doctorate in birds but my very qualified expert opinion on state birds is 'if Michigan had a different one it should be red winged blackbirds because of. I like them.'

[52drabbles]

February Drabble Round Up

February 5: "fence"

Overcoming Inertia by @anyawen

Heaven May Stone Him ch6 by @ploncc

diamonds and currency by @phinniastuff

Neighbors by @eleanor-is-fine

meet me on the middle ground by dubbers

February 12: image of dandelion

Tardy by @anyawen

Heaven May Stone Him ch7 by @ploncc

make A wish by @phinniastuff

Wishes by @eleanor-is-fine

solitudinous by dubbers

Feb 19 - Phrase: Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Backstage by @eleanor-is-fine

Meanwhile by @anyawen

Heaven May Stone Him ch8 by @ploncc

Feb 26 - Song: Behind Blue Eyes by The Who

Heaven May Stone Him ch9 by @ploncc

one is the loneliest number by @phinniastuff

The Eyes Have It by @anyawen

January drabbles -

I either missed them or they posted after the roundup post went up, but we don't want to leave them out!

'Bare'

for the sake of the cats by @dude-watchin-with-the-brontes

Shifter AU

Classified by Drubbers

Cats and Dogs by @phinniastuff

Snake Eyes song prompt

a study in adrenaline by @phinniastuf

NB: I've been up to my eyeballs in setting up @fandomtrumpshate, so if I've missed your drabble, please poke me so I can add it to this post, or include it in next month's round up!

[merlinbingo]

We're a month into round three, and oh wow have you all hit the ground running! We've already got an amazing 122 participants, 44 of whom shared a whopping 90 fills in February! As ever, there's someone out there determined to skew the curve completely, having already filled over half their card in just 28 freaking days!

Last month you created fills including fic (63), art (16), gifs (6), art that is a gif (2), fanvids (2) and a lovely fic + art combo as well.

Merlin/Arthur are once again top of the ship list (45), but we've also had a fair few people claiming the bonus badge for either a gen work (30) or one of eleven different rarepairs! Remember, you've got until the end of March to claim the gen/rarepair bonus badge, so if there's a rarepair you've been itching to create something for or a gen dynamic you really want to see more of, now is your chance!

And now, on to the thing you actually want to see: the round up! As per usual, fills are sorted by ship and then by rating and hidden below the cut, and we look forward to seeing everything you create next!

Gen/no ships

Fortune Teller by Stelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Merlin fanart Summary:

The Starry Night by willowsmarika Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Morgana Pendragon, Painting, Inspired by art, van Gogh, The Starry Night Summary: Morgana "painted" in the style of van Gogh's The Starry Night

little bird by jopzer Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Drabble, Mother-Son Relationship, Implied/Referenced Childbirth, Hunith's very short reflections on meeting her son and what Balinor is missing Summary: Hunith carries the weight of the beginning, and the weight of an end.

He Can't by TravelAgentForGuiltTrips Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Episode: s05e02 Arthur's Bane, Missing Scene, Cuddling & Snuggling, Caring Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Cold Weather Summary: Trapped in the cold, Merlin and Arthur take drastic measures to keep warm. Cuddling.

Dragon Part 1 by Stelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Merlin comic, fanart, fancomic Summary:

baby Aithusa by kairennart Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Digital art Summary:

Merlin in Triplicate by Madlady2 Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Merlin gets a hug, Fluff, Clones, No pairs Summary: Merlin clones himself times three because there is so much work.

Portrait of Gwen in soft pink by Nivelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: flowers Summary: A digitally drawn portrait of Gwen wearing a pink dress with equally pink flowers.

1 Million Subscriber Message by EvannaWebb Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Youtuber AU, Drabble, Merlin is a Little Shit Summary: To celebrate 1 million subscribers on Youtube, Merlin comes out of the closet. Literally.

Gwaine by Stelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Gwaine, fanart Summary:

Rewriting your worldviews, one death at a time by DSabian Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: After Camlann, BAMF Merlin, Arthur Lives, Arthur owes the Sidhe unknown and dubious favours now Summary: Arthur has been stabbed at Camlaan. Morgana has delayed them, and Arthur can feel himself slip away. Merlin’s having none of it though, whipping up the wind and chanting to the heavens. Arthur would really rather his friend just come and sit with him though. Possibly wouldn’t even mind that hug, now, at the end of things.

She Is A Fickle Mistress by willowsmarika Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: poker, french-suited playing cards, no pair Summary: A no pair poker hand illustrated by guest characters

Lost by demitimelord42 Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: drowning, dreams and nightmares Summary: Arthur has a dream after the Sophia incident

Gwaine Edit by Vivirki Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Summary:

Portrait of Queen Guinevere by monoisbored Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Digital Art, Gwen Summary:

Summer Solstice by KingAni Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Summary: A brief comparison of Merlin's approach to the celebration of the Summer Solstice by the ways of the Old Religion in Ealdor and in Camelot.

A Thousand Cuts by demitimelord42 Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: angst, hurt no comfort, character study Summary: Gwaine thinks on his friendship with Merlin

Daughter Of The Rain And Snow by willowsmarika Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: lady of the lake, water symbolism, blue color palette Summary:

Mithian | The Archer by pyjamacryptid Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: #tribute #characterstudy Summary: Mithian has been both the archer and the prey

Dragon shadow by AmeliaDogwood Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Watercolor painting Summary: Dragon flying over a forest.

Turning a blind eye by archaeologist_d Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: fluff, canon era, aithusa is cute, arthur is a softee Summary: Arthur knows that Merlin steals his food. The question is why. It wouldn't be because of a certain baby dragon sitting on Merlin's bed, would it?

One Less Lonely Year by chaosgenes Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Post-canon, Modern, Arthur Pendragon returns, Children, Hopeful Summary: After more than a handful of centuries, Merlin, now an infamous local hero, sees a familiar face, or, rather, faces, in the crowd one cold night.

Bwnyfacys by Jockles Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Humour, Dragons, Protective Arthur, Merlin is a cryptid Summary: Arthur goes on a journey to find Merlin at the Tavern... except by all accounts he's never been there.

Not Where, but When by TyalanganD Rating: Teen Warnings: Major character death, Canonical Character Death, angst, moral ambiguity Major tags: Canon divergence, time travel, fate and destiny, references to Dark (TV series) Summary: The Lochru said: "unless you act quickly, Emrys, even you cannot alter the never-ending cycle of Arthur’s fate..." But Merlin tries.

He is a Revelation by feuxx Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Summary:

it hurts like a knife to her side by FracturedSoupe Rating: Teen Warnings: Choose not to use archive warnings, mental instability, (implied) self-hatred, just a kinda disturbing read overall Major tags: Stream of Consciousness, this is a messy and experimental one, she is aromantic and is not okay with this emotion being forced onto her Summary: Vivian, still under the influence of the love potion, tries to understand emotions she has never had to deal with before. In doing so, she toes the boundaries of her sanity as her mind fractures into smaller fragments.

If You Give a Writer a Bingo Card (Chapter 1) by VikingSong Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Humor, homage to Douglas Adams, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary: Evil sorcerers with anger-management issues are tired of Emrys foiling their plots to assassinate King Arthur. To facilitate their latest round of assassination attempts, they perform an experimental spell that splinters Arthur’s consciousness, scattering the pieces across parallel universes—because surely Emrys can’t protect all the pieces at once, right? (Wrong.) As always, Merlin will do whatever it takes to gather up the pieces and bring Arthur home again. And maybe, just maybe, Arthur will put some pieces together, too. Or: In which the author attempts to piece all 24 bingo prompts into a single plot line.

The Price by TyalanganD Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply, Past violence, scars, disfigured face Major tags: Canon divergence, art, scars Summary: The price of saving Arthur's life is revealing Merlin's magic. The price of the magic reveal is the stake. The price of Arthur saving Merlin from the fire is living with the consequences.

Gilli by cabbageheadss Rating: Not rated Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Summary:

N/A by hazelands Rating: Not rated Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Summary:

Gwen/Morgana

finally on dry land. kinda by kairennart Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: mermaid au, digital art Summary:

Gwen/Leon

Cherish by archaeologist_d Rating: Teen Warnings: major character death long ago Major tags: grief, agnst, gwen marries leon, memories Summary: Sometime the grief of Arthur’s death hangs over then both but there is also peace in acceptance.

Elena/Mordred

In the Stalls, a Beginning, chapter 1 by archaeologist_d Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: canon era, elena/mordred, rare pair, horses Summary: Mordred was doing it all wrong. Elena knew about horses, but men were another thing entirely.

Gwaine/Morgana

Spellbound by archaeologist_d Rating: Mature Warnings: Major character death Major tags: angst, canon era, Gwaine loves Morgana, longing Summary: Meeting Morgana a long time ago, Gwaine couldn’t help remembering their one night together, even as she plotted his death.

Merlin/Morgana

Your Magic is My Drug of Choice by MerthurAllure Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Addiction, Smut, Sex Magic, Painplay Summary: Morgana’s mind wanders as she and Merlin partake in some magic and sex.

Merlin/Arthur/Gwen

An Heir and a Spare (and a spare, and a spare...) by Jockles Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Kidfic, 5 + 1 Things, Domestic Fluff, Polyamory Summary: Five Times Merlin held Arthur's hand, and one time he realised he'd been holding Gwen's hand the whole time.

Gwaine/Percival

Private Time by Stelle Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: perwaine fanart Summary:

Gwaine/Lancelot

Disaster Date by Nivelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: fluff, candlelight cuddles, dating Summary: Gwaine and Lancelot on a date that does not go well. First, Gwaine not only almost set his kitchen on fire while cooking, but the tomato sauce explodes all over the place, forcing them to go out to have dinner. When they come back, the electricity is gone and they have to rely on candles for light.

Merlin/Leon

Agent Merlin of EMRYS: Destination Pendragon Estate by sleepygecko Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Musician AU, Spy Merlin, BAMF Merlin, Fluff and Angst, Modern With Magic AU Summary: Merlin, aka Agent Falcon of the England Magical Recon Youth Sector, is called to attend a summer camp for musical prodigies at the Pendragon Estate to spy on Uther Pendragon, the leader of a secret organization attempting to wipe out magic-users from England. He works with Leon, aka Agent Lionheart, to monitor the situation. Drama and romance ensue.

Merlin/Gwaine

Vday texting with Mergwaine 💖 by willowsmarika Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Valentine's Day, Texting, Gwaine being Gwaine, Annoyed Merlin Summary: Gwaine keeps bothering Merlin with silly Valentine's Day messages

Ghost by Stelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: Major character death Major tags: Ghost AU, Victorian AU, fanart Summary:

It's been a long day by Nivelle Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: bed sharing, established relationship Summary: Merlin fell asleep reading. Gwaine fell face first into their bed, dead to the world as soon as his head hit the pillow, after removing a griffin from a vegetable patch.

Merlin/Lancelot

Silhouettes by Stelle Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: fanart Summary:

with these tender hands (love me gently) by Imagined Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Merlin's Magic Revealed, Protective Lancelot, Friends to Lovers Summary: It’s not that Lancelot thinks he’s entitled to anything. It’s not even that it burns to watch the two people he loves most revolve around a man he highly respects. Truly, it has nothing to do with either him or Arthur, he considers, watching Merlin quietly clean the knights’ swords by the light of the moon. It’s just that he thinks Merlin deserves better, sometimes.

Merlin/Arthur

Not so Sweet Dreams by thetreeofwillow Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Urequited love, Unrequited Love, Episode: s02e10 Sweet Dreams (Merlin), Love Potion/Spell, Vivian gets the ending she should've gotten, Minor Gwen/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin Summary: Before getting Gwen to kiss Arthur to break Trickler's spell, Merlin tries himself. It doesn't go well.

Piano Sonata No. 1 "Con Amore" by mithian Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Musicians AU, Modern era, Established Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff Summary: When Merlin returns home after a difficult day, his boyfriend Arthur is there to comfort him.

Thunder by funkiemoon Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Light Angst, Arthur Pendragon Needs a Hug, Arthur Pendragon Gets a Hug, King Arthur Pendragon, Court Sorcerer Merlin Summary: Arthur was scared of the thunder as a child. But now that he's King, it isn't so bad.

You Keep Me Safe by AmeliaDogwood Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Episode: s01e04 The Poisoned Chalice, Merlin's magic revealed, can be read as romantic or platonic Summary: What if Arthur had been able to hear all those things Merlin was yelling in his sleep?

Holding Hands by AmeliaDogwood Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Drabble, Modern Era Summary: Quick drabble about Merlin being happy that Arthur is back.

Sandcastle by archaeologist_d Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: angst, fluff, sandcastle building, a day at the beach Summary: Arthur was always getting into trouble but when he shot the unicorn, it was as much of a mess as Merlin had ever seen.

Le Beau Chevalier sans Merci by schweet_heart Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Merthur, Merthur fanart, Merlin fanart Summary: Wandering Camelot after a battle, Arthur encounters a mysterious knight at the edge of Lake Avalon.

treat me right (i want to tell you everything) by heartsocold Rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: established relationship, modern era, emotional hurt/comfort, insecure arthur, Summary: And Arthur’s so tired. He’s tired of being afraid, of always always waiting for the shoe to drop. He’s tired of always hiding himself from Merlin, of trying to be the person he thinks Merlin wants him to be—the person he thinks Merlin would like best. He’s tired of restraining himself. He’s tired of constantly burying the things he wants in fear that it will push Merlin away.

Loch Avalon by TheManTheMythTheLazy Rating: Teen Warnings: Choose not to use archive warnings Major tags: Episode:s05e12-13 The Diamond of the Day, POV Arthur Pendragon, Sad boi hours Summary: Arthur knew he was going to die when Merlin told him he had magic. After all, when a dishonest man tells his truth, there's no ignoring anything anymore.

Kiss Me Once by Camelots_Daffodil Rating: Teen Warnings: Choose not to use archive warnings Major tags: Court Sorcerer Merlin, Banter, Protective Arthur Pendragon, Pre-Slash, Non-Consensual Kissing (Light-hearted) Summary: Someone spreads a rumour claiming that a kiss from Emrys is worth immeasurable good luck to any sorcerer so lucky to share one. Unfortunately for Merlin, no one bothered to tell him about it. Arthur, and the court of Camelot, will have to improvise in order to save Merlin from the kingdom's ill-fated romantic pursuits.

To long and to yearn by feuxx Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Summary:

That Burning Torch of Kingship by Imagined Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Insomnia, Temporary Character Death, Canon Era Summary: He always wakes up with his heart pounding out of his chest in the middle of the night, when he has the dreams, and loathes his father more than anything when he does. He only recalls a flash of midnight blue eyes; perfectly arched lips that could tilt into a disrespectful grin; unblemished pale hands that touched, touched, touched. But at least he remembers on those days, even if the dreams fade. All Arthur is left with is this crushing sense of loss and the cursive glances of the court; they all whisper of the prince who loved a sorcerer so much that the king resorted to magic to make him forget. The heresy. The hypocrisy. The burning shame; Arthur is the one who can still meet his father’s gaze and his father is the one who drops his own. This is not the king that Arthur will be.

Justice Shall Be Delivered by lavender_spice Rating: Teen Warnings: Major character death Major tags: execution, uther pov, unhappy ending Summary: Uther Pendragon will not tolerate a sorcerer in the heart of Camelot. The evils of magic have infected his kingdom once again, and he will eradicate them without mercy.

The First Kiss, And The Last by royal_spud Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: canon era, angst, love potion, drabble, heartbreak Summary: It came like a dream and swept him in a wave of fantastical brilliance. It stitched his heart into a tapestry of love and happiness and everything that he had once deemed too good to be true in the life of a warlock living in the midst of his hunters. Yet he kissed him still, when the moment arose, unbidden, one night. But what is a love story couldn't last a hundred words, than a tragedy in itself?

merlin's big fat crush by Vivirki Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: fluff, crushes, Diary, Pov merlin, first person pov Summary: An entry from Merlin's diary where he talks about his current problem in Camelot.

If I Had My Druthers by TheManTheMythTheLazy Rating: Teen Warnings: Choose not to use archive warnings Major tags: Alternate Universe - Reincarnation, 5+1, Merlin Is A Little Shit, Merlin Is So Done, Oops I got some angst in my crackfic Summary: 5 times Arthur walks out of Avalon at the wrong time + the 1 time he gets it right

A Heart Like Yours by Camelots-Daffodil Rating: Teen Warnings: Choose not to use archive warnings Major tags: Drowning, pining, protective Merlin, knight quest, mild hurt/comfort Summary: King aren't supposed to be afraid, they're not supposed to have fears. But Arthur Pendragon is afraid of the water, and that's not all he fears, either. When his worse fear comes to life while out on a quest, he's lucky to be surrounded by people who love him, through and despite it all.

Like-Hate-Love by Imagined Rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Social Media AU, Getting Together, Humor, Enemies to Friends to Lovers Summary: When Arthur drunkenly kisses a stranger at a party, he doesn’t expect to ever really see him again. That is, until two years later, when he accidentally likes a picture on Instagram and somehow starts an online rivalry with him. Or: In which Arthur is a bit of a prat (and, worse: a prescriptivist), Merlin has no issues at all calling him out on it, Morgana is the world's least-sympathetic sister, and Uther is no help whatsoever.

Homewrecker With A Heart Of Gold by lavender_spice Rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: infidelity, fluff, banter, modern au Summary: A private moment between two people who were never supposed to fall in love.

His Most Treasured Possession by Zaharya Rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Ygraine's Sigil, Marriage Proposal, Canon Era, Court Sorcerer Merlin, Romantic Arthur Pendragon Summary: Merlin thinks he lost Arthur's sigil, when in reality Arthur stole it in order to propose with it properly this time.

The Greatest Surpriser to Ever Walk the Earth by teachinghimpoetry Rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Canon au; cocks; warm ones; the author apologises for nothing; but she does beg your forgiveness Summary: In which Arthur knows that Merlin is up to something

and you held me tightly ('til the morning) by Imagined Rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Druid Leader Merlin, Arranged Marriage, Mutual Pining, Demisexual Arthur Pendragon, Secret Identity Summary: Merlin ducks forward, grabbing Arthur’s hands. His are cool and soft, and Arthur is surprised by the feel of Merlin’s palm over his own rough knuckles. “Arthur,” he says pointedly. “I know my duty, and I don’t need you to remind me. Are you always like this?” “Like what?” “Annoying,” Merlin says, and leans back, appraising him more thoughtfully than his tone suggests. “So concerned with your honour.” Or: Arthur must marry Lord Emrys for a year to create an alliance between their people. Except it isn't Emrys who comes to marry him, but the young druid Merlin, who soon turns all of Camelot upside down—and Arthur with it.

Flare up by TyalanganD Rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply, self-harm references Major tags: Modern setting, angst and hurt/comfort, scars, insecurity Summary: Merlin almost wants to do this. To take off his shirt and watch as Arthur gets repulsed by him. Push him away. He doesn't expect Arthur's reaction.

Chemistry chapter 46 by archaeologist_d Rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: angst, plague, Uther is a monster, modern with magic Summary: Uther isn't listening to Arthur at all. He blames magic on Ygraine's death.

Nothing, Something, Everything- Chapter 01: At first, Nothing Happened by royal_spud Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, minor character death, mild or implied sexual content, bad attempts at humor Major tags: Alternate universe- modern with magic, crime and criminals, borderline psychopathic Merthur, violence, plot twists Summary: Ever since Arthur came back from the war, all he had known was war flashbacks, forced therapy and immense boredom. And with a therapist breathing down his neck, forcing him to write a blog about his experiences "just as an exercise", and practically having nothing to write about, Arthur found that the idea of putting a bullet through his head had never felt so compelling. But one day, when a long lost friend introduces him to a deranged stranger with the concentration of a fruit fly and a strange obsession with magic and crime, Arthur is thrown to the dead center of a magical adventure, completed with talking skulls, strange land ladies, serial murders, assassins and all too friendly neighbors who insist on the two of them being a couple. Secrets come out. Trust is broken, worst enemies killed and best friends betrayed... and for someone who had complained about nothing happening to him, Arthur thinks that all that happens to him all at once is a perfectly adequate compensation.

Destiny Continued Continues by chaosgenes Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Smut, Post-canon AU, Modern Era, Fluff, Slow Dancing Summary: Sequel to "Destiny Continued." With no other dooming matters at present, Merlin and Arthur resume their life together on Albany Estates. (The bingo fill only applies to the last chapter, the epilogue, for slow dancing. Most chapters can be read in any order.) Epilogue Summary: Arthur and Merlin slow dance in their cottage on a lazy morning.

Not Even My Own Kin by SauraUnderscore Rating: Explicit Warnings: Wounds, Blood Major tags: Wounded Arthur, Wounds, Blood, Morally Grey Merlin, Based in Art Summary: Arthur falls mortally wounded by a magical beast attack he shouldn’t have faced. Merlin’s magic lashes out to protect him.

On a Knife's edge - chapter 4 by archaeologist_d Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence Major tags: A/B/O, uther is a monster, arthur is a hero, angst, attempt at castration Summary: Uther is less than pleased when he realises that Merlin is alpha to Arthur’s omega. He would have to do something about it, something that Arthur might object to, but Uther would do what he must. For Camelot and the Pendragon legacy.

the sola noche tango by insane-ohwhyfandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: modern au, dancing, explicit sexual content Summary: Arthur just wants to spend a quiet night moping with his friends, but unexpectedly, they're in the middle of hosting one of their parties. An unexpected encounter may mean the night isn't a total loss after all.

Chemistry chapter 44 by archaeologist_d Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence Major tags: angst, modern AU with magic, Arthur reincarnated, magic users being hunted, plague Summary: In this chapter, Freya and Will end up at Merlin's place, hiding from the Anti-Magical League.

True Love by SauraUnderscore Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: A/B/O Dynamics; Angst; Angst with a happy ending; Forced Infidelity; No Actual Infidelity Happens; Explicit Rough Sex; Mpreg; Summary: Merlin was sure that after bonding with his Soul Mate his body would stop misbehaving. But it hadn’t. It’s been two years and it’s obvious by now that he can’t give Arthur an heir. Hence, the Pendragon Clan has come up with a solution: give Arthur another Omega to breed.

And a Resolution for the New Year by Sage_Owl Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Reincarnation, The Isle of the Blessed, Dreams & Nightmares, Modern Setting, Happy Ending Summary: Merlin, Arthur, Morgana and Gwen finally figure out what's been happening to them since Halloween.

Pet by lairofthedragon Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/non-con Major tags: Modern Era, Master/Pet, Collars, Spanking, Punishment Summary: Good boy, Arthur says, resting his hand atop Merlin's head. He cards his fingers through Merlin's hair for a moment, before tugging on it, forcing him to look up. "I'm very pleased with you," he says, smiling again as Merlin's tense muscles relax upon hearing the praise. "But you did wake me, and I believe that I deserve some sort of recompense."

Pride by s0mmerspr0ssen Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Top Merlin, Bottom Arthur, BDSM, Dom/sub Summary: Emrys might not have been the dom Arthur had expected, but it turns out he is exactly the dom he needs.

For Life by SauraUnderscore Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Modern-AU; Tattoos; Scars; PTSD-Merlin; Doctor Merlin; Cat Aithusa; Explicit Sex; Summary: Arthur’s new neighbour is a mystery. The guy keeps odd hours and he seems to be fully covered in intricate tattoos. He’s extremely handsome, too, despite not being the kind of guy Arthur would ever go for, plus their incredibly terrible start. An incident in the building would uncover Merlin’s secrets and he’ll turn out to be absolutely irresistible to Arthur.

Fog by s0mmerspr0ssen Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting,, Dom Merlin (Merlin), Sub Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), BDSM, Dom/sub Summary: Arthur’s second session with Emrys gets off to a rocky start, but Emrys is nothing if not professional.

Really Simple by SauraUnderscore Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Modern AU; Fluff and Smut; Topping from the Bottom; Explicit Sex; Sex on the Office; Based in Art Summary: Merlin won’t be Arthur’s trophy husband. So Arthur is Merlin’s trophy husband instead. Does it look complicated? No. It’s really simple.

Nailed by Ravenwilds Rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: smut, mirror sex, dirty talk, guys wearing nail polish Summary: Merlin just isn’t the kind of person who likes being pampered: it’s not that he thinks all men who have a skincare routine are automatically self-absorbed prats (though Arthur is definitely one, concrete example of that!) - but it’s not for him. Or ... Merlin and Arthur get their nails painted and then have sexy times in front of a mirror.

Unconventional by SauraUnderscore Rating: Explicit Warnings: Dub-con Major tags: A/B/O non-traditional dynamics, dubious consent, explicit sex, rough sex, alpha rut, Omega heat, Summary: Arthur is about to go into rut, and although he’d love to mate with Merlin in his time of need, he would never do something against Merlin’s wishes. He is the leading Alpha, he has duties; but Merlin simply doesn’t want to be depending on his Omega biology. Stopping his suppressors, bonding for life and playing housewife for Arthur is something Merlin is not sure he can do.

Sun King by cabbageheadss Rating: Not rated Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Merthur Summary:

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Synopsis. No Nút November finally came, and so did he!

Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader

Content. MDNI, fem! reader, losing NNN, PÚSSYDRUNK BOYS, bréeding, creampíes, cúmming in his pants, oraI (fem receiving), cúmplay, spítting, húmping, making Geto WHIMPER, exhibítionism (Geto), jealousy (Gojo), GOJO’S POWERS, innap. use of jujutsu, true form Sukuna, dp, p slapping, pet names, swéaring.

Word count. 5.9k

A/N. Y’all have no idea how I’ve been waiting to write this since FEBRUARY.

♡ TOJI FUSHIGURO - 8th Nov. 7:48PM

“S’stupid, so stupid-” Toji’s spitting, teeth grit so hard that he thinks he could taste the tang of metal. With a roughened grunt, his big palms smear open your sopping lips,  “Such a stupid challenge, n’ a stupid month ah-”

And oh how Toji wishes he could reel back the babbles spilling from his ravaged lips. How he wishes his rumbling baritone didn’t shake ever-so-slightly near the end. 

Because Toji Fushiguro was going crazy - and it was all your fault.

“Deprivin’ me of her-” Every single shred of his needy frustration from the past eight days bleeds into each gush of his furiously weepy cock. Fingers curling around the hilt to smack! smack! smack! his round, pinkish tip on your soppingly wet lips. “-ya know how hngh- crazy it drove me?”

One strong arm of his flexes mouth-wateringly tight around your squirming body, massaging your perfectly arched spine closer into his rock-hard abs. A full nelson. His favorite. One he’s missed for- “Over a week. Ohh- over a week n’ m’still not gonna lose.”

He already knew that was a lie. 

Because just a single, sunken inch is enough to stretch your sloppy entrance so gapingly open, enough to have you keening for air. 

To have him let his jaw fall slack with a hoarse drag of your name, drunken head falling back into the silken sheets when your gooey cunt swallows more and more of his hefty girth. So heavy and sweltering hot inside your clingy walls.

The first time in so long and it felt too good. 

Your trembly fingers clutch Toji’s sweat-dampened locks. He growls with a rough pull of your hands, fat, readied balls giving such a painful squeeze at the simple gesture. Hiccuping a feverish puff of condensation by your ear, “What, ma? T-torturin’ me for eight days isn’t enough?”

“Not that–” you’re whining, batting away big bulbous tears of stimulation in your eyes. “Jus’ need you so bad.”

Fuck, that has every drop of blood in his body pumping right to his maddeningly hard dick, staggering size growing twofold. 

You feel his velvety shaft kiss deeply into the bullseye of your g-spot, swollen length making your elastic walls constrict around him. Shit, all it’d taken was eight days to almost forget how jaw-droppingly big Toji was. How he was rutting up in mindless, squelching wet gyrations up into your dripping cunt.

“Shoulda thought of that before ya were holdin’ out on me.”

And Toji’s utterly seething, pressurizing his riotous hips with enough of his almost-inhuman strength that he’s fucking you like he hates you. Every one of his words are dripping in a scolding tone, pumping up harshly with sudden jabs into your snug pussy. Deeper and deeper and oh-

He can’t help but leer his glassy eyes over down at the heavenly view, splaying his beefy forearms underneath your quivering legs to stretch you out shamelessly. 

“Did ya kn-know this was ah- gonna happen?” he gruffs, already feeling a slight trickle of drool down the side of his scar. “That this stupid fuckin’ challenge was gonna drive me mad? M’still not- not gonna ah- cum-”

Fuck. 

But even Toji didn’t know at this point.

“Shit-” Your body bows in an even sluttier way, hips swiveling in slow, sultry grinds to guide the very end of his weepy cock into kissing your most sensitive spots. Drawing wet, translucent glides of steaming hot precum down your insides. “W-wasn’t on purpose, Toji I s-swear- s’a chall-”

“Challenge my ass.” he’s rolling his eyes, and you feel his lips graze across yours in a messy excuse of a kiss. Dark brows furrows, a low ah! ah! ah! leaving his mouth with every slurping plunge. “My only ch-challenge right ah- fuckin’ now s’to get you to cum–”

You shake your bleary head, fingers dipping to his wrist. “No– wan’ you to cum first-”

Earning you a sweet, simpering smack! right alongside the peak of your throbbing clit, he’s smoothing over the sting with methodical massages of his rude fingers. “Move that damn hand.” 

Leaving you gasping when he shotguns his painfully hard cock at such an angle to mash ruthlessly into your g-spot, your cervix. Punishing, bruising spearheads to remind you. “A challenge and m’gonna t-treat it like one. Cum.”

But oh, if Toji Fushiguro thought that he was running on merely the fumes of his sanity before then he wasn’t ready for you to finally reach your orgasm. 

Milking his cock in only a few more shuddering jams before you’re crashing headfirst into a sudden wave of your high, tightly stuffed pussy gushing out in honeyed gushes. It glistens down into his drenched tufts of black, squirting all over his rippling abs to shine an almost-creamy sheen.

His dewy eyes widen - you squirted. You squirted. 

And in response all Toji can do is bite down into the tender crook of your neck. Bite and bite until he was cumming. 

Whimpering out a broken tone into your skin, his sharp canines dig even more animalistically. Dangerously pulsing cock snapping upwards in a sudden surge that has his rummagingly fat tip bumping into your womb, a thorough thrust before dumping out thick, voluminous spurts of his cum.

“F-fuck–” he’s breathing out unsteadily, sculpted chest heaving for breath. Eyes still scrunched firmly shut no matter how much he wanted to see that prettily fucked-out expression on your face, because ever slight squeeze of your cozy walls had him twitching out another ribbon of cum. “Oh god- shit, ma- this pussy- gonna be- hngh- death-”

Easily overstimulating Toji until he could feel embarrassing tears prick behind his lids, cumming after what felt like so long and now he didn’t want to stop. Couldn’t stop.

Instead swirling a ravenous thumb down the edges of your leaking slit, pooling the creamy dredges of his seed that’d formed a little ring around his thick base. 

Without warning he’s shoving every single pearlescent bead back into your already overspilling pussy. 

“Heh, whatever-” he tuts, sliding his tongue down those syrupy splatters of your slick - glossing all the way up to his scar. “Now that I’ve already lost this stupid challenge, jus’ stop yer whinin’ and ride me proper, doll.”

♡ NANAMI KENTO - 21st Nov. 5:31PM

Nanami Kento was not going to lose to your little challenge.

He was not going to let down his gorgeous wife.

He was not going to-

“Fuck.” Nanami heaves, he gasps for air. “Fuck.”

Thick fingers curl even tighter around his fat hilt, squeezing within an inch of himself. He’s hissing at the way that makes his angrily red tip blush even deeper, beading down glistening beads of precum that drip! drip! drip! right onto your pretty face. 

“Tha’s it-” he’s huffing out, darkened eyes drooping into a sultry half-lid. Muscled thighs spreading further, he sears a firm five-fingered grip onto your hair. Cool wedding ring brushing over your scalp, “K-keep that gorgeous face still f’me, my love.”

But oh, despite that sweet, sweet pet name his tone drips with such sheerly primal need. Hoarse towards the end with something dangerous. 

It was only a brief mention of this month that ended up with you two this - just a tiny joke of a special reward at the end that had Nanami clenching his teeth and his sanity to keep from cumming this entire month.

And he’d only made it so far.

All it took was a single pissed off work meeting, a single complaint from a client, one bad day at work for him to slam your shared apartment door open. Striding his way towards you darkly before spitting to you - his beautiful wife - “on your knees.”

Not even to have your pretty mouth on him- no, Nanami’s blond brows furrow deeper, sweat sheening a thin layer on his forehead when his greedy palms just drag down his drooling length. Over and over. 

“Ken-”

“Shit.” His fat, rotund head twitches at the mere sound of your honeyed voice, his favorite song. Gushing out a steady stream of glossing precum against the side of your lips, and Nanami just hunches. “Shhh, darling you’re gonna have me-”

“I want you to, Ken.” you’re batting your lashes up at him in a way that makes him gasp, admiring all the dips and curves of his sculpted body. “Please?”

He pants out such a shuddering breath that you feel fan your face, stern lips falling further and further slack with every sodden clench of his balls. Every swirl of the soft pad of his thumb around the bawling pinkish divot of his tip. 

“Take it.” Reward be damned. He was nothing against you. His metallic wristwatch flashes with every hurried pump up and down up and down up and- “T-take it all f’me, my wife.”

And oh then he’s cumming - head thrown back, toned abs rippling, face burning red when he’s moaning your name like a mantra. Over and over again into the heady living room air because Nanami hadn’t even made it as far as the bedroom before giving into that dark urge to paint your pretty features white with himself. 

Spazzing tip weeping out thick dredge after dredge of his seed that sticks to you like a sloppy second skin. Drooling down the side of your mouth, and he’s guiding his fat cock to gloss over your lips. Pretty.

“My love- get up-” he’s hissing through clenched teeth. And before those syrupy slurring words can even register in your mind, Nanami’s swiftly looping two strong arms around your waist. Dragging you upwards like some glorified ragdoll. “Need- hahhh– I need-”

Immediately, you’re being carried to splay all out on the plushy sofa nearby, Nanami hovering over you with kiss after messy kiss. Tasting himself, tasting you.

“Have no idea how much- hngh–” Shit, he can’t even speak right now, words breaking into the most whiny groans you’ve ever heard pulled from the man. “How much I missed-” And with a particularly loud squelch! he’s reeling back just enough from the filthy kiss. Drunken grin leering across his face at the dripping gleam all over the lower half of your face, delicate strings of spit and cum still connecting you to him. “-this.”

You’re blinking away the haze, pressing pecks into sight dimple at the corner of his mouth. “M-missed this, too- Hah, don’t even care about that ch-challenge.”

Gliding an open palm down your curved spine, he grins. “Exactly what I like to hear.”

And then you feel like you’re being split open apart so widely that it feels like Nanami’s reaching into your very lungs, swiping the milky tip of his still-hard cock against those hidden-away sensitive spots of yours. He’s prying open your snug cunt with steady, slow spearheads, barely even tugging away his work tie before folding you into such a thorough mating press. 

“I remember–” he’s dancing a thumb across your sodden lips, glossing it over in the most obscene opaque coating of cum you’d never even imagine. Popping it into his mouth. Sucking. “-something about a reward.”

He’s smearing his left hand down your throbbing clit - purposefully, to chuckle at the way you whine and puff about the cool sting of his golden wedding band. But more importantly, Nanami’s other hand draws down an invisible line about halfway down your stomach. 

Fuck.

Exactly where he could feel his leaky cock bludgeon solid, circular bruises into your spongy cervix. Bouncing back at the recoil, exactly where he knew that little nudge was, dragging his pulsing cock to massage your cunt, your womb-

You suck in a shuddered inhale, “Wh-what about the reward?”

“Well, since there’s no ngh- u-use in the challenge anymore…” His long fingers press down hard. And oh the way the realization dawns on your face makes you look so beautiful underneath him - his beautiful wife. But Nanami can’t help but think how much more of a beautiful momma you’d be. How perfect. Unable to tear his eyes away from the slow dribble of cum down your lips. “How about a reward for both of us, my love? Two or three rewards?”

♡ GETO SUGURU - 11th Nov. 3:33AM

“S-Sugu-”

“...”

“Sugu-”

“Shhh–” Your leader’s silky smooth voice thrums at your throat, pressing an unapologetic trail of kisses down the tender skin. And you jolt at the sharp nip of his canines, “We’re trying to have a hah- meeting here, honey.”

But it was anything but that.

Fed up with your little challenge, Geto had all but demanded you sit with him through your next cult meeting. Plopping you down all prettily on his manspread lap as soon as the rest of your members filed in, acting for all the world like he wasn’t just taking filthy advantage of that short skirt he’d insisted you wear. 

Stuffed staggeringly deeply inside. 

Your saturated pussy lips bulge around his fat length, swirling his swollen cock around your walls with even the tiniest jostles. Firmly and readily cockwarming him for hours now. 

And both of you were nearing your limits - especially Geto, but, of course, he couldn’t let you know that yet. 

“Something wrong?” he’s lilting his baritone voice in volume, just enough for the surrounding members to catch interest in. Deliberate. One massive palm gripping a handful of your hips, “Seems like you’re having oh- difficulty gettin’ comfortable, gorgeous?”

Muscular thighs bouncing up and down in a relentless little cadence that had you gripping onto his decadent robes for balance. Tiny, rummaging thrusts of his sloppy length pierce your snug insides. Ridges upon ridges of his prominent veins massaging every single sweet spot he could reach - all of them.

They had him coaching those gruff grunts to the very back of his throat, fists curling on the table to prevent himself from simply slamming you down until you were stupid on his thick cock. 

Babbling out in a desperate tone, “Suguru I can’t-”

Oh? He grits his teeth at the clingy squeeze of your velvety walls around his rotund tip, the way your ass jiggles at every slight gyration. So filthy. Raising one dark brow, Geto flicks a finger at the rest of the meeting to carry on. “Can’t even handle a lil’ cockwarming, hm? What h-happened to my stubborn girl from before? And her no-nut-Nov-”

“Stop teasing!” you’re mewling out with a pretty pout that makes him twitch inside. “Jus’ want you t-to cum–”  d-don’t care that i-it’s November anymore-”

His rock-hard cock throb throb throbs inside your melty walls, bumping every oozing wave of precum into the very bottom of your pussy. And you could hear mutters spurting from every corner of the room now.

They knew. They always did.

“Oh so now, you don’t care?” Geto snickers, leaning back in his velvety chair to seep a bit more power behind his swiveling hips. “D-didn’t hngh- seem so greedy for my cock when ya made me p-promise not to cum for a month.”

As if to prove his point - and disprove yours - Geto’s hand comes slamming! down onto the vast mahogany table, grin wide. Dangerous. A primal rasp resounding at the back of his throat when he’d punishing your poor pussy with his first thorough thrust yet. 

One. Two. Three.

“P-please!”

“P-p-please, what?” he’s mocking, dramatics of your own whiny tone.

“Please, Sugu–” You’ve definitely attracted the attention of every other person in this meeting room right now. But Geto couldn’t give a fuck. Not when those words fall from your syrupy sweet lips, “-m’s-sorry jus’ fuck-”

SLAM!

He stands. One hand at your neck, the other at your clit. 

And as soon as your needy front is hitting the cool table, Geto’s merciless cockhead is diving thoroughly into your sweetened spots. The sudden change in angle letting him barrel his girthy shaft to tuck away at your very womb, all it takes for you to cum.

Eyes rolling to the back of your head, nails clawing at the poor wood, he’s driving his weepy cock in to pound you through every single one of your highs.

Peak after peak that Geto can’t help but get addicted to, and he’s missed this heavenly feeling so much that he can’t help but let his mean mouth hang open. Dark, dewy eyes rolling so far into the back of his head that he’s forced to scrunch them closed.

The table rattles precariously when he’s rutting his hips into you ferally, sharp hip bones smacking aching bruises against the fat of your ass. Pressing you down with his entire body weight when-

“Oh- oh shit, all your f-fault. Fuck-” He half-collapses when he cums. Over and over in thick, stringy wads that gush into your very cervix. Sloshing around with each of his jackhammers, it paints your velvety walls with a dripping white coat. Again. And again. And again and again- “So jus- take it-”

Shit. 

Geto almost forgot how unfairly good it felt to have his achy cock milked by your cunt. Mustering up every shred of will to crack an eye open, he could spy the way your soppingly wet slit was overspilling with so much of his seed.

Licking his lips, he’s holding back a whimper.

And, truly, it was almost embarrassing the way that obscene sight was all it took for Geto’s once-softening cock to shoot up another few wispy ribbons of cum all over again. 

So much of it that he couldn’t control. 

Couldn’t even think of taming the way he was hiking up one powerful thigh onto the table to drive even more forcefully into you. Fingers curling almost painfully tightly around your throat to reel you into a filthy kiss of teeth and tongue. 

He has absolutely no shame wrapping his glossy lips around your tongue to suck. And even less at the way that honeyed taste of you is all it takes for him to shoot a well round of sputtering blanks into your pussy.

Chuckling tearily at those downturned, greedy eyes - shit, when did he even start crying? “A-aw look, you’ve interrupted the meeting, gorgeous.”

♡ CHOSO KAMO - 4th Nov. 10:01PM

“F-four days?” Choso’s swallowing a heavy gulp, burning face buried into the crook of your neck. And he can’t stop from heaving in deep inhales, from letting his mouth water. “-s’only been four days, baby?”

That cute, broken quiver in his tone has you tittering out a teasing giggle, something that only has his breath even more shortened. Brows knitting together when his hips just rut-

“Sorry.” your lovely boyfriend’s hiccuping, trembly fingers wrapping even tighter around your body. And he’s trying - scrambling - oh-so-desperately to stray his glassy gaze back onto the movie on-screen. He has to. He needs to or else he’s about to lose his fucking sanity. “Sorry didn’t hngh- didn’t mean to, jus’ ignore-”

But that’s when Choso’s breath hitches, when his large body wrecks with a violent shudder running down his spine. “Are you alright, Cho?”

Because oh, your taunting body was squirming up just right against the hefty girth of his swollen cock. Dragging your ass down the exact line of his sensitive slit in a way that has his hand grasping roughly onto your hips to make you stop-

“M’gonna ah- m’not gonna be able t-to do it, baby–” he’s pleading in a filthy kiss against your lips. Sucking. Begging. “Please- don’t-”

“Don’t what, Cho?”

Shit, that nickname has him hurling his hips forwards with a choked-up grunt. Seeing white-hot pleasure behind his eyes at every one of your smoothly swiveling gyrations, seeing you in all your dripping wet glory when he thumbs your drenched panties just to the side. 

“Shit.” he gasps, dewy eyes widening, breath turning feverish at your neck. “Shit shit shit- wh-why are you so-”

And Choso moans, he can’t even finish his sentence right now. Can’t do anything but tug down his too-tight gray sweatpants to glide a steamingly hot smear of precum down your slit. 

“So what- oh-” Your taunting mouth only drops further and further open when he’s dragging his achy cock down your cunt like he was addicted. Getting off to the way that your saturatedly wet pussy lips were coating him in a glossy sheen, sucking him up like you wanted-

“Just the tip.” 

It’s his little mantra.

Rasped out over and over into your open mouth, panted in every messy kiss of his reddened, fat head against your sloppy hole. Once. Twice. Pretty pecks to French kisses..

“What was that–?” you’re batting your lashes, your hips meeting his messy cadence when his own speeds up. Keening at the sculpted leg being thrown over yours to angle his driving pistons more determinedly - desperately. 

With a low whine at the back of his throat, the curved tips of Choso’s fingers find their sultry way down to your clit. And he’s giving you a harsh tug at the very peak before sobbing, “Just want to put it in, baby- jus’ the tip- p-please-”

“Just the tip?”

The movie long-forgotten.

The resounding squelch! squelch! squelch! of skin on sodden skin rings louder in your ears, as do those tiny hitches in Choso’s pants. Words gurgled though those big, bulbous tears rolling down his cheek, “Please- can’t do it anymore. Ngh- wan’ to c-cum- can I cum inside?” Drooping, half-lidded eyes boring right into your bleary ones, “Please?”

And all you can do is nod.

All Choso can do is try not to lose his fucking mind just as soon as the thick circumference of his head is bullying past your swollen folds, feeding you inch after ragingly needy inch of his cock. 

All it takes for him to lose - because with the most broken of moans, you’re being stuffed snugly full with the sheer volume of Choso’s cum. With just the tip. And there’s so much of it, it’s like he hasn’t cum for years, sloshing to hit the very back of your womb, slopping around in a way that makes you shiver. 

Wrangling to slip out his cock the tiniest inch-

“No!” Choso gasps, eyes blowing wide almost comically. “No no no- wanted- inside- hngh-” His ruddy lower lip wobbles at the slow, sultry dribble of his potent seed down your inner thighs, glossing over his own hands when he’s smearing your sodden pussy lips stretched even wider. “Inside, baby–”

“O-oh my god-” your eyes can just barely crack open when two slender fingers slip into your slick entrance, plugging you staggeringly full as soon as he’s shoving you tight with the rest of his angry cock. Rock-hard length stretching your meshing cunt taut, the very tips of his fingers being jostled to the side of every spongy g-spot in your walls. “Cho- s’too full it won’t- won’t- ah-”

The sheer stimulation was maddening.

And Choso was drunk on your pretty moans. 

“Yes it will-” he’s babbling, syrupy saliva being drooled in a streaming wad right onto your lolling tongue. And with his free hand, he’s prying your pretty mouth shut. “Don’t- hngh- don’t sound so cute, baby s’gonna make me- oh-”

But you could already guess.

Because just the slightest note of your voice, the slightest grind of your hips to fuck back into his mindlessly messy cadence had him jolting inside you. Too-sensitive tip twitching out in honeyed ribbons of precum that drip down your walls.

Choso hisses with a sudden thwack! of his hefty balls kissing up against your cunt, gliding a hand underneath your thigh to pound into you languidly. Desperately. “Four days- shit- couldn’t make four days without this c-cute cunt-”

“Baby—” you’re huffing, your half-lucid eyes drifting away to the black screen. “The movie’s over.”

He huffs out a wet bout of laughter into your lips, nipping slightly at the very bottom one. “But I g-guess that doesn’t matter when I ah- already l-lost does it, baby?” Reeling out the sticky digits of his fingers, snapping at those delicate strings of cum and your sweet, sweet juices. He grins. “Because I already have four day t-to make up for-”

♡ RYOMEN SUKUNA - 7th Nov. 8:29PM

Times like this, the king of curses found himself on his knees. Times like this, he wanted to ruin you. 

“Awww, don’ be like that, woman-” he’s digging the rough dark claws on two hands onto the small of your back. Inhuman stretch wrenching you down, down, down that never-ending girth of his twin cocks. “Not when I’ve hngh- got you like this-”

But the only answer you’re giving him is another one of your stubborn pouts, brows scrunched together in a way that makes his tips twitch. Eagerly nudging up in a wet kiss against one of those sweet spots Sukuna knew would make you mewl.

Your lower lip wobbles with a whine, “M’ s-still mad at you, Kuna.”

Ah, he’d roll his eyes at your adorable antics but he knew that wouldn’t quite help his case. You’ve been like this ever since you’d joked about that little tradition humans did in November - and he took it seriously.

Too seriously, according to you, perhaps. With the way your devilish boyfriend was still fucking you into the decadent royal mattress - simply leaving you teasingly high and dry the mere moment he felt his orgasm coming. 

And now, the very actions had him groaning. Powerfully muscled hips staggering upwards to bob you slowly on his cocks, rearing his fat tips against your cervix, your g-spot, your cervix, your g-spot, your- “What more do you ngh, want, brat?”

It’s asked with a sudden sopping swat planted on your beading cunt, and Sukuna’s taking the opportunity to let his other tongue take over. A slow, lewd drag of those massive tastebuds down your throbbing clit. 

“I-I don’t ngh-” you’re moaning, and he already knows he’s winning. By the way your melty walls are cozying up even hotter around his thick cocks, your eyes rolling to the back of your head. “-don’t know-”

“Awww–” The third of Sukuna’s big, beefy arms just can’t help but thread through one of your own, bringing it right up to his lips to leave a saccharine sweet kiss on the back of your hand. “My woman- my love-” One. Then another. And Another. “My queen, tell me what you want.”

Your tone cracks into a saturated whine when he ambushes a particularly sensitive part of your g-spot, drawing a wet glisten of precum down the side of your walls. Swelteringly hot. “W-want more-” Your trembly arms snake around his broad shoulders, digging into the smooth muscle. “-wan’ more, Kuna- hah- please-”

And who was Ryomen Sukuna to ever say no to you?

In just a few split-seconds, you’re being dragged right off of his bulging cocks. Throat just barely moving to whimper in disappointment, when Sukuna manhandles you to splay out pliantly on all fours on those silken sheets. 

Face buried into the mushy pillows, his cocks buried in your dripping cunt. 

“Shit-” he’s shuddering, heavy balls clenching at the newly sodden wave of slick that drools down your slit. And Sukuna can feel himself drool ever-so-slightly, hiding his burning face away in your neck. Thank fuck for doggy. “Is tha’s all you wanted, then–”

And every one of his surging thrusts have you plummeting further and further up the bed, gripping onto the mahogany headboard. He’s swiping down your thrumming clit, kissing a wet trail down your sluttily arched spine. 

You sob when his smacking hips turn bruising, your gummy walls stretched to your limits. “Y-you were so mean-”

“Mhm– so mean, baby.”

“M-made me so hngh- mad- never liked that ah- stupid challenge-”

Sukuna’s just snickering, flashes of white-hot pleasure sparking behind his eyes. Every time he’s milking himself on your tight pussy forcing him to hold back his whimpers, his gasps. One large set of his rough digits curling around your throat to haul you off of the bed, your head airy when he’s fucking each and every single thought out of your syrupy mind. “Don’ worry, my ah- spoiled brat. M’gonna fill up this oh fuuuck- cute cunt n’ there nothin’ you n’ any stupid challenge can do about it.”

Both of his rock-hard cocks were so messy, dragging out the sloppiest of slurps when he’s rummaging around your velvety insides. Spurts of wispy white precum staining down your sodden walls, making you gasp.

“M’so close-” You’re arched into the perfect bow for Sukuna to drag his lips down yours in a filthy kiss, humming darkly. “Gonna ah-”

Your pretty cunt has Sukuna chuckling, babbling out drunkenly. “So cum then- hah- why dontcha cum. Cum all over my cocks-” And he wants it. Needs it now, and shit- he’s never participating in this puny human custom ever again. Lazing out his second tongue to squelch an unapologetic pathway to your clit. Rolling. Sucking. “-go on then, woman. Show off f’me.”

And each one of his words were trembling with sheer desperation, cracking, even when you’re finally reaching your peak. Pound after pound. Every flick of his monstrous tongue drags you through your high, letting your toes curl.

With a sudden, hefty shudder, his cum-filled balls clench - and Sukuna’s finally cumming. Harder than he has in all his thousands of years. Harder than he ever thinks he could. 

You’re simply at the mercy of both weepy ends of his cocks when they burst out thick streams of his seed, reverberating the most filthiest of sounds that make your ears buzz. Doubly. And his balls smacking against your ass grow drippingly wetter, your poor pussy overspilling each of his steamingly hot ribbons of cum. 

“Fuck-” Sukuna sucks in a sharp breath, tears crinkling at the very ends of his eyes from how heavenly it felt having his stringy seed slosh against and between his jostling lengths. His hand feels for that inflationary bump where you’d been stuffed full, purring. “Did you take your pill?”

You blink, “N-no?”

“Good. Because m’suddenly wanting for an h-heir this Christmas.”

♡ GOJO SATORU - 1st Nov. 12:17AM

Shit, he’s going to lose. Gojo’s musing with whatever’s left of his syrupy mind - or wait, was it even November, yet?

Ah, he can’t even remember. Can’t even think to do anything but piston the very cockhead of his needy length between your puffed-up pussy lips. Spreading apart your folds with an easy, glistening swipe. And he’s so half-lucid that Gojo giggles at the way your ready cunt is taking him in so well. 

“You’re mine-” Gojo’s panting out a feverish breath. Kissing your sopping wet cervix easily with each furious thrust, he’s spitting out a wet drawl of profanity into your lips. “M-mine, y’know that?”

“Toru–” Fuck, your cracking whine has Gojo’s glassy eyes veering into the back of his head. Murmuring out a vibrating groan. “S’jus’ hah- what’s gotten into you-”

And the strongest could babble about how seeing that newly appointed teacher at Jujutsu Tech churned his gears. He could tell you about how easy it is to conjure up a hollow purple when some bastard is making eyes at his wife. 

Especially in November of all days, when he’d finally said he was going to make it through the whole month. He has to.

But, no.

Instead, he’s crackling the very soft tips of his fingers with jujutsu. Pinching your clit ever-so-slightly–

“Fuck!” Your spine’s arching into such a delicious bow that has his mouth watering. His thoroughly sunken cock bursts out in a few dangerously wispy waves of precum that make him shutter a gasp. “U-using jujutsu’s not ngh- fair-”

“Fair?” he hiccups, nosing down the side of your neck. “Not fair is how hah- good this pretty pussy of yours f-feel, sweetheart.” And he’s rutting into you so sloppily, massaging down your elastic walls with each of his prominent veins. Over and over Gojo can feel himself losing his mind- “Shit- I think I-I’m the one that-”

You can’t even react.

Because in a split-second, Gojo’s splayed out all the way near the foot of the bed. Teleported.

Strong hands jostling your legs spread even further open, drool dripping down the side of his mouth when he just drinks in your essence, feverishly hot breath hovering over your quivering cunt. And that pathetic mewl barely out of your lips before-

“A-at least I can’t lose the ch-challenge way, heh-” Gojo’s lips move sultry and slow over your already thrumming clit, wrapping around so prettily to suck on the saturated beads of slick.

You can only keen, you can only thread your shaky fingers through his snow locks. Giving a harsh tug that does absolutely nothing to deter his messy make out with your cunt - if anything, your husband’s surging his face even deeper into his favorite heaven between your thighs. 

Nose meshing against the very tip top of your presoaked slit, dragging in a wet glide with every languid roll of his tongue into your sloppy entrance. Jaw grinding deeper and deeper-

He’s simpering out such a fucked-out smile on your pussy, long pinkish tongue lolling out to smear open your swollen folds. And all you can do is watch and watch as he’s slurping up syrupy stripes, slender fingers dancing their way dangerously up, up, up-

“Ah!” Your entire body wracks with a sudden surge of electricity - coming from the slender digits currently bullying their way into your slippery entrance. Gushing a thumb over your clit- “Toru what did I tell you about-”

“Ah, the jujutsu?” Gojo leans his head deliriously against part of your inner thigh, leaving a wet trail of bites. Hips mindlessly grinding down pathetically onto the plush mattress. Fuck. 

And he looked so pretty like this - gaze drooping so close-lidded that they were almost shut, blue eyes half-glowing, mouth all glossed over with a dripping wave of your sweet, sweet juices. With this, you’re gifted with another swat of his thumb over your sodden clit, slurring, “Can’t r-remember a thing–”

And then you’re cumming.

Toes curling, your hips jerking upwards into his ready hold, fisting painfully at Gojo’s hair. If it hurt then he didn’t show it. Anything but. Because he’s hiking his legs up into a seated position, your trembly thighs splayed out shamelessly on the muscles of his broad shoulders. 

Dragging and dragging you through your high with drippingly wet sucks on your clit, those drawing squelches ring in your ears and make you gasp. It was so filthy. 

But not as filthy as the way that Gojo’s head drops backwards with a wet whimper, his eyes firmly scrunched shut. “O-oh sweetheart I-” Bedroom lights flickering. 

And then nothing more is said as he just rips down the rest of his overpriced trousers until they were nothing but tatters hanging haphazardly around his slender waist. 

Jittery fingers immediately taking hold of his cock - his furiously cumming cock. From just eating out his girl. 

So reddish and weepy at the very thick tip of his, streaming out thick ribbon after ribbon of his seed that coats his fist a glossy white. You could see the way his hefty balls clenched, how his girthy shaft was twitching ferally in his fingers. 

He bares you with his drunken gaze, lightning bolting at the ends of his eyes. Kiss electric. Sucking on your tongue over and over - before shoving two of his dripping wet digits between your pretty lips. 

“There we- hngh- go don’t give a fuck about November-” You flinch when he smacks! his cock along your overworked clit. Circling the very edge of your entrance with his fat, sobbing tip. 

Coated such a creamy ring with his cum. His. 

Prattling, “Th-this is what my girl s’pposed to hah- look like. My girl.” And as soon as he sinks in just the barest of his bulbous head - the lights go out, in all of Tokyo. Soon, in all of Japan. “Heheh, doesn’t c-count that I lost no nut November if I can’t hngh- see it, right?”

A/N. Hope y’all have a lovely lovely NNN *evil laughs*

Plagiarism not authorized.

[mayakern]

Things are bad right now.

As many of you know, way back in 2020 we weren’t sure if our business was gonna make it. Our factory was already on break for Lunar New Year–a month-long holiday for many businesses in the area–and with the announcement of COVID19, everything shut down indefinitely. We knew immediately we were in for a bad time. Despite our fears, our sales grew so far beyond anything we ever expected, to the point where we had to hire two employees just to keep up with demand! 

Unfortunately, even after our factory reopened, our problems were not over. Their quality drastically declined almost immediately, to the point that a significant amount of our  fabric would literally fall apart in transit between the factory and our office. Because of this, we discovered that our sales rep had no idea what she was doing and knew nothing about the factory she was representing, so when we told her the fabric was garbage her response was “👍 factory said it’s good!” At the beginning, only roughly 10% of our new product was defective and we were able to sell the affected items with a reasonable discount. By the end of our relationship with that factory, 40% of our midi skirts and 70% of our miniskirts were defective, some affected so severely that they practically fell apart when touched. And still, our rep said everything was fine and there were no problems and the fabric composition had not changed.

So in 2022 we changed factories. We hired Ash to handle this since I was way too busy managing fulfillment to do the amount of research and communication necessary to find us a factory that met our criteria. Finding clothing factories that can make clothing over a size 2-3X is significantly more difficult than one that can’t because it often requires larger and more expensive machinery. But Ash did it: she got us set up with a new factory that has excellent certifications for both their labor practices and their methods for textile production, that delivers consistent, high quality sewing on well made fabric that can be printed without suffering loss in detail–and she was armored with the knowledge for what makes a quality garment so she could check them if they tried to screw us on quality. Their minimum orders were way higher than our previous factory’s, so we decided to focus on ordering more units of fewer designs. We ordered way too much our first round–some of those designs were in stock until the 2024 blowout sale! But it worked out, and slowly we had a warehouse full of stuff to sell.

Fast forward to 2024, business is slowing down between the economy being bad and what seemed to be a general skirt fatigue amongst our customers. We tried expanding into shirts, which would’ve been successful if our minimums were lower. In the late spring we realized we were in trouble if we didn’t make drastic changes and we ultimately decided to end in-house fulfillment and transfer to a third party fulfillment center that would support domestic shipping in Canada and eventually the UK, EU, and Australia. In order to make that transition affordable we drastically discounted everything and that sale was super successful! We were able to begin shipping from the fulfillment center with an almost clean slate, even if it did mean having to close the store for almost two months and thereby missing out on two very important months of sales.

Unfortunately, we were stupid. We continued to order new designs on an every other month schedule instead of switching to an every month schedule, forgetting that having a backstock in a variety of designs is what previously helped us float between orders and now we quite literally didn’t have enough inventory to match the sales we made for last year’s holiday sale.

That brings us to now.

We’re a little stuck. We have a round of skirts in production (yay!) but they won’t get here until February (boo!). To get back on that monthly cycle we would need to order the next round of skirts right now, but we can’t pay for production until that next round of skirts gets here; if the current sale goes well, it’s paying payroll, not production. We are currently in the very difficult, horrible situation of not having enough money for next month’s payroll unless we are somehow able to make significant sales with our very sparse inventory.

We’re scrappy and we do our best to adapt to disasters and I’m sure we’ll find a way to adapt to this one as well, it’ll just take us some time to get there. Basically we’re going to be okay eventually–hopefully later this year–but in the meantime if we seem frantic, now you know why. 

If you’re been considering trying out our viscose shirts but haven’t been able to justify paying full price, they’re on clearance PLUS half off right now! That’s $9-$15 for the viscose tops, and other tops on clearance are $20-$45. Some of the shirts we’re having a LOT of trouble selling are now priced below cost to help us recoup some of the money we spent making them.

Any amount of support helps right now. Sharing posts, telling your friends, buying a $9 shirt–all of it helps. If our clothing isn’t your thing, we also have a Patreon you can support for as little as $1 a month. https://www.patreon.com/mayakern

Thank you so much for reading, and I hope you have a great rest of your day and that 2025 is a brighter, kinder year for us all.

[hotvintagepoll]

Congrats to the ultimate winner of the Hot & Vintage Movie Men Tournament, Mr. Toshiro Mifune! May he live happily and well where the sun always shines, enjoying the glories of a battle hard fought.

A loving farewell to all of our previous contestants, who are now banished to the shadow realm and all its dark joys and whispered horrors—I hear there's a picnic on the village green today. If you want to remember the fallen heroes, you can find them all beneath the cut.

What happens next? I'll be taking a break of two weeks to rest from this and prep for the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament. I'll still be around but only minimally, posting a few last odes to the hot men before transitioning into a little early ladies content, just like I did with this last tournament. The submission form for the Hot & Vintage Ladies tournament will remain up for one more week (closing February 21st), so get your submissions in for that asap! Once the form closes, there will be one more week of break. The first round of the Hot & Vintage Ladies Tournament will be posted on February 29th, as Leap Year Day seems like a fitting allusion to leaping into these ladies' arms.

Thanks for being here! Enjoy the two weeks off, and send me some great propaganda.

In order of the last round they survived—

ROUND ONE HOTTIES:

Richard Burton

Tony Curtis

Red Skelton

Keir Dullea

Jack Lemmon

Kirk Douglas

Marcello Mastroianni

Jean-Pierre Cassel

Robert Wagner

James Garner

James Coburn

Rex Harrison

George Chakiris

Dean Martin

Sean Connery

Tab Hunter

Howard Keel

James Mason

Steve McQueen

George Peppard

Elvis Presley

Rudolph Valentino

Joseph Schildkraut

Ray Milland

Claude Rains

John Wayne

William Holden

Douglas Fairbanks Sr.

Harold Lloyd

Charlie Chaplin

John Gilbert

Ramon Novarro

Slim Thompson

John Barrymore

Edward G. Robinson

William Powell

Leslie Howard

Peter Lawford

Mel Ferrer

Joseph Cotten

Keye Luke

Ivan Mosjoukine

Spencer Tracy

Felix Bressart

Ronald Reagan (here to be dunked on)

Peter Lorre

Bob Hope

Paul Muni

Cornel Wilde

John Garfield

Cantinflas

Henry Fonda

Robert Mitchum

Van Johnson

José Ferrer

Robert Preston

Jack Benny

Fredric March

Gene Autry

Alec Guinness

Fayard Nicholas

Ray Bolger

Orson Welles

Mickey Rooney

Glenn Ford

James Cagney

ROUND TWO SWOONERS:

Dick Van Dyke

James Edwards

Sammy Davis Jr.

Alain Delon

Peter O'Toole

Robert Redford

Charlton Heston

Cesar Romero

Noble Johnson

Lex Barker

David Niven

Robert Earl Jones

Turhan Bey

Bela Lugosi

Donald O'Connor

Carman Newsome

Oscar Micheaux

Benson Fong

Clint Eastwood

Sabu Dastagir

Rex Ingram

Burt Lancaster

Paul Newman

Montgomery Clift

Fred Astaire

Boris Karloff

Gilbert Roland

Peter Cushing

Frank Sinatra

Harold Nicholas

Guy Madison

Danny Kaye

John Carradine

Ricardo Montalbán

Bing Crosby

ROUND THREE SMOKESHOWS:

Marlon Brando

Anthony Perkins

Michael Redgrave

Gary Cooper

Conrad Veidt

Ronald Colman

Rock Hudson

Basil Rathbone

Laurence Olivier

Christopher Plummer

Johnny Weismuller

Clark Gable

Fernando Lamas

Errol Flynn

Tyrone Power

Humphrey Bogart

ROUND 4 STUNGUNS:

James Dean

Cary Grant

Gregory Peck

Sessue Hayakawa

Harry Belafonte

James Stewart

Gene Kelly

Peter Falk

QUARTERFINALIST VOLCANIC TOWERS OF LUST:

Jeremy Brett

Vincent Price

James Shigeta

Buster Keaton

SEMIFINALIST SUPERMEN:

Omar Sharif

Paul Robeson

FINALIST FANTASIES:

Sidney Poitier

Toshiro Mifune

and ok, sure, here's the shadow-bracket-style winner's portrait of Toshiro Mifune.

[castleficpromoter]

END OF MONTH ROUND UP: February 2023

Complete spreadsheet (Excel) of all Castle fanfiction I’ve recommended and/or promoted to date, updated at the end of every month.

Link: CFPFicRecListFeb2023.xls

If you catch any errors in the spreadsheet, feel free to message me here on tumblr or DM me on twitter or PM me on FFN.

[xxgrimml0vrxx]

a/n sorry I’ve been gone for so long, life is crazy but here’s more Mammon stuff that’s been heavy on my mind 𓄿

⚠️warnings⚠️ breeding, afab reader (no pronouns but the word ‘pussy’) Mammon being greedy.

Mammon has a breeding kink and I will not be argued with. he just does.

Especially in spring, (February to May is when crows typically breed and nest) his mind filled with thoughts of bending you over anywhere and stuffing you with his cum.

He’ll even freeze mid-conversation imagining you plump and round with a child. his child. In his pretty little human.

He’ll go fucking feral for it.

“That’s my good human.....ya look so good underneath me treasure~” Mammon moans as he pounds himself into you.

You don’t remember how many times you’ve cum by now, tears running down your face as you gasp and moan trying desperately to catch your breath.

Mammon just laughs softly as he presses soft kisses to your chapped lips and sweaty face.

The fucked out look on your face makes his cock throb, and he has to look away before he cums too quickly.

Mammon presses his body into yours, face in your neck. His fast thrusts speed up again, the room finning with the sound of sweaty sink slapping against skin.

“If only ya knew what you did to me. You know how crazy this little pussy makes me? Do ya know how bad I need ya sugar? ‘m tellin’ ya it feels like I’m addicted to you….” His voice is low and breathy right in your ear and you whine, nodding your head…..but then again your brain is too fuzzy to really make out what he’s saying.

Mammon laughs again and then bites down on the junction between your neck and your shoulder. It’s what sends you over the edge once more, and milks him dry, moaning each other’s name as you cum together.

Mammon is still shuddering for a full minute after his orgasm. And his cock is still hard inside you, “Ya didn’t think we were done did ya treasure?”