#Featuring Alex

[boy-oneder]

[pinacolada-posts]

F1 spn creature au

* LS2 - Logan Sargeant

it was sheer coincidence that the two shapeshifters of the grid were both LSs but it was kinda funny so i kept it 😭😭

[simandy]

Being Normal about Henri Chang

[not-a-heretic]

nsfw below the cut so uhm… proceed at your own risk.

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whores.

so… i do have a version of this where they aren’t censored or built like ken dolls, but i won’t be sharing it tyvm :) i’m gonna leave that up to your guys’ imagination.

(here’s what we’re not gonna do, we’re not gonna focus on the anatomy because i literally just tested out some colors for fun without any further plans and then ended up taking it too far.)

[skyler-anderton]

Yassen (Novel version)

[edgarallanmoe]

Movies and serials starring Charles Middleton aka Ming the Merciless.

[willgrahamscock]

[me after spending 4 hours on character creation and hitting proceed] omg this dress up game has lore??

[cirrus-grey]

So I had to look up what a "threewords" is, but it turns out it's pretty cool!

Basically it's a substitute for latitude/longitude, where instead of using sequential numbers to identify a location this company has assigned every 3-meter square of the world it's own unique 3-word combination. If someone gives you the words for their location, you can look it up on the website, and find them

And yes, "from.vision.ruled" is in Highgate Cemetery.

[sentientsky]

if you ever feel like you're shit at video games, please know that i was taking so long investigating a dirt pile, that lae'zel came over, yoinked a key out of my pocket and went into the next room herself. at one point, my entire party got up and left WITHOUT ME PROMPTING THEM TO DO SO

anyway. moral of the story. be so bad at video games that your bg3 companions become autonomous. #slay

[nightskylonging]

[boy-oneder]

[bothersomedirtchild]

This is very much a work in progress but I heard it was Alex’s birthday on the 5th so I thought I’d go ahead and post this bj

There isn’t enough Juice art with his undershirt and suspenders we need to fix this immediately

[not-a-heretic]

boyfriends

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wouldn’t be like minds fanart if i didn’t have a bloody version. i think i like this version better than the others :(

reference

[britcomcrisis]

Taskmaster the Podcast, Ep 96

Nish Nish Nish...what can I even say about this one. You've just got to listen to it. As Ed mentions at one point, no one's ever said "slashfiction" on the podcast before, for one. But here's a little snippet about the "poke the least expected thing out of the hole" task. Transcript follows:

ED GAMBLE

Let's get to it, then. It may make you feel physically sick, Nish. But let's talk about -

NISH KUMAR

Let's talk about Alex Horne's ass!

ED GAMBLE

But let's talk about Rhod turning Alex into a water feature by pulling his trousers down, and his pants, putting the water up -

NISH KUMAR

I guess you have to say...putting Alex Horne's cock and balls very near his face.

ED GAMBLE

You've got to say that. It's so close.

NISH KUMAR

I think it's the most intimate contact that you can have with a person without having sex with them.

ED GAMBLE

Now, it's not even the closeness of the genitals that made it feel intimate to me. I think he has to reach under and between Alex's legs.

NISH KUMAR

Yes, that is right. You know what? It is perineal contact that really drives this to a new level of intimacy. At a certain point, he may as well have sucked him off. That's all I'm saying.

I understand that this is a family show, and he probably couldn't have done that. But at a certain point, he may as well have just - if you've touched someone's perineum, you may as well have sucked them off. And you can quote me on that.

ED GAMBLE

Yeah. I mean, look, bear in mind, the first episode, he's already made Alex wear bikini bottoms and take them off.

NISH KUMAR

Yes. Yes.

ED GAMBLE

So he's what I would describe as "anally fixated" on Alex.

NISH KUMAR

He's really trying to show Alex's entire body on television.

ED GAMBLE

Yeah, he really is. I mean, it is hilarious, though. The pressure that the water seems to shoot out under -

NISH KUMAR

Yeah! Oh my God! He's followed the task to an absolute tee. It's a surprising thing to come out of the hole. And let me tell you, he surprises the hell out of Alex Horne.

ED GAMBLE

Oh, yeah.

NISH KUMAR

It is the thing that, when I was rewatching this episode yesterday in my house with my partner, that made her say, "no, sir." That was her exact response: "no, sir."

ED GAMBLE

"No, sir." Now, obviously I think that - I also think this task, Rhod's version of this task inspired the water feature -- "create a water feature" task in Series 9. It feels like sometimes they get little ideas from things people do and turn them into whole tasks. So I was very happy to be part of that lineage of turning Alex into a water feature and making him remove his clothes.

[whatarewedoingdude]

Headcanon that this is what Slightly Older™ Alex Forbes looks like

[adelphenium]

I love you art so much. Literally makes my day every time you upload.

May I request the 11th time starting, nearly dead, Alex Nedeljkovic?

ee thank you,, here's ned!! maybe we'll see him starting some more but under better circumstances :0