#Fat and fine

[yurtgirlsophie0]

Would you date and fuck a cutie trans girl like me?? RT if yes 🥵💦

[lyeofhell]

╰┈ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ MDNI/18+ ONLY, f!curvy!reader x nikprice

oh to be the plump little treat devoured by nik and price. sandwiched between two bulky, beefy, bears of men. kept warm by their burly chests, both their bodies pressed into your sides. their whiskers tickle your cheeks and ears, murmuring accented praise through kisses and long drags of cigars. all while thick, corded arms wrap around you from all angles, eager hands searching, squeezing -- savoring how deliciously ripe your plush thighs are...and then your tummy, your tits, your ass...

it's so hard to focus :( smoke utterly hazes the room, that spicy, oaky smell so heady it slows your breath. and when he deems you relaxed enough, price gently grabs you by the chin and kisses you deep, tonguing you into subservience and exhaling into your mouth while nik sucks at the side of your throat. ugh their musk, their whiskeyed breaths that they pant and grunt against your skin as they use you at the same time...oh you're sure to reek of them by the end of this.

[meat-fr]

"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

[tirameezu]

plants when you overwater them

[bielbunny]

dang girl where you get em

non-zero chance a trans girl gives you this extra valid answer when you ask this a lil gift for @aubreyaubretia who's very very cool

[dizzybizz]

mostly jrwi riptide but also @bardace's oc forts is here

[deliriuxe]

cat eye glasses...

[nenoname]

ford's canon appearances in season 1

[aesthetic-bbyg]

“STOP TRYING TO FUCK THAT CLOWN”

WELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME🙄🙄

[machveil]

what's your opinions on selkies/selkie AUs? I love seals (so round, very beautiful, very powerful) and love selkie AUs so I figured I'd ask my fave blog about them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ (here's hoping the link works, it's a seal saying 'egg') -🐸

HELP!! I was laughing so hard at this oh my god I love when they scream - seals are so stupidly cute it’s unfair, just a lil’ guy with beady eyes

CW: fem!reader, Selkie!Soap, rambling

well… Selkie!Soap? his handsome smug ass would definitely want to whisk away Reader. rambling time imagine Johnny coming up from the ocean, soaked to the bone, and hides his seal skin amongst the rocks - safe in a nook where it won’t get lost and people won’t go poking around and find it

Reader, maybe their husband is a fisherman that’s been off at sea for a long time, is walking by and automatically thinks ‘oh my god, this guy probably got ship wrecked and ended up here’ - her husband has told her stories of men falling overboard and stuff. Johnny sees you, this worried little thing, rush down to the shoreline. you’re fussing over him, assuming the worst, and hand him your jacket so he won’t be cold. Johnny is absolutely smitten when he looks at you, he’s seduced his fair share of women, but you? he’s never had a woman come running to him to try and take care of him

he plays along, acting the part of a poor, poor man that was swept away by the tides, lets you take him back to your humble little home to warm up and eat a meal. when he asks what you were doing on the road towards the ocean you tell him your husband is a fisherman, due home any day. you’ve been going to the docks every afternoon to see if he’s come home. Johnny nods along, lying through his teeth about how he ended up overboard off a ship— ah, the name of it isn’t important, neither is where he’s from. don’t worry your pretty little head about him

when you do get home Johnny sits down while you cook something warm and hearty for him, listening to how ‘yeah, it’s been lonely, but my husbands a good man’. all he can do is grit his teeth and smile, thinking about how he wouldn’t leave such a pretty little thing behind. but— you’re loyal to your husband, playing John’s attempts at flirting and seduction as him being friendly. he’s just thankful you’re helping him, what else could it be? your husband would have turned the poor washed up man away, but you? it’s only right to be hospitable to someone in need :(

queue Johnny making excuses to stay over for the night, how he doesn’t quite know where he is lying, how your home is so nice, how he’d be in your debt if you let him stay the night. so you do, letting this selkie stay in your small guest room meant for friends and family. Johnny decides to play nice, doesn’t sneak into your room at night - no, he wants to do more than seduce you, bonnie. Johnny wants to make you fall for him— well, until he comes down to the kitchen the next morning and comes face to face with your roughed up, salty husband

Simon’s ship came in late last night while he was asleep

[butchdykenormallen]

hello fanartist. in front of you is a character who is canonically fat, and mentioned to be fat in the media. you have 30 seconds to explain to me why you've drawn them skinny and box shaped without saying "its my style," "i don't know how to draw fat people," or "i didn't know they were fat" before i push you onto the landmine behind you. the timer starts now.

[theblvcksupreme]