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Thinking again about an alternate timeline in which fuel is cheap, plentiful, and highly calorie-dense. Weight gain is almost inevitable; it's rare to see a bot, even a small-framed one, who isn't soft and rounded. Takes newbuilds only a stellar cycle or two to get as soft and plump as everyone else.

Let's make it postwar this time. The prewar survivors are struck by how heavy everyone seems to be these days--

--not that they're any slimmer themselves.

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fish and chips

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🍞.

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that time of year where i get really nostalgic about homestuck for like a week or two and then never think about it for the rest of the year

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damn

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Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

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starscream but wide. you will reblog.

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clean up on aisle. uhm.

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Pokes your belly pokes your belly pokes your belly pokes your belly pokes your belly pokes your belly pokes your belly pokes your...

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Chilchuck makes for a comfy bed

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keep drinking you floppy fish you

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NEED THIS MAN PREGNANT, KNOCKED UP, UP THE DUFF, UP THE POLE, EATING FOR TWO, MAKING FEET FOR CHILDREN'S SHOES, IN TROUBLE

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He looked like he needed it.

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trying to compile all the times i have seen Prowl in the movie

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Thinking about bots' frames slowly reconfiguring as they gain weight: oversized pelvic girdles to support big bellies and wide asses; expanded fuel tanks to accommodate growing appetites; legs spaced a little farther apart as thighs swell; angles of armor plates shifting permanently.

Thinking about the slow visual shift from "a thin mech who's gained some weight temporarily" to "a fat mech." About the one-way nature of the changes: those hips won't shrink back easily.

Thinking about how hard it'll be to shed those pounds with a newly-enlarged tank growling...

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optimus gets ratchet pregnant but instead of being glowing, content, and happy like he expected ratchet is mean, constantly tired, and bitchy because optimus's stupid protoforms/sparklings are enormous and he has to carry them around all day and its hell on his back

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its fat man fall take your boyfriend to your local farmer's market