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She was smart enough to know I wouldn't just leave her. She was just sitting on the porch. She waited. I never came back.
#barry benson#coppa benson#admc#nopixel#gta nopixel#mine np#mine#sorry this is in fact such an indervidual gifset made for me myself and i#just a man and his dog that waited for him#anyone else sad about a fake dog
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Liberty City, 2008. 20 years after Irwin and Ted parted ways.
#money inc x vice city au#lux.doc#vice city anon i haven't forgotten about you- in fact i'm thinking about your ask WAAAY too much 🫠#GTA 4 taking place in 2008 is appropriate bc that's when kiss me thru the phone came out#would you guys be mad at me if this turned out to be a ''...for old time's sake.'' work but it ended horribly wrong for both involved?#niko bellic is looking at these two with ''🌈?'' eyes.
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You know a world where your ability to carry something is determined by quantity rather than size or weight is very easy to accept in a video game, because of mechanical convenience, but would probably be so strange in a story in any other medium, and I think a few more books and shows could stand to get a little funkier with the fundamentals of their reality like that.
#just casually make a setting that functions different on a fundamental level#this is genuinely my favourite thing about minecraft fics is the absolutely alien setting#that gets treated very casually and with a 'thats just how the world works' mentality#people can exist in multiple worlds and the code that makes them them can be accessed and casually altered#and no one has any ethical problems with admins doing so#there is a clear and defined divide between players and mobs on all levels except emotional#but also players treat their own body as a toy the change and throw around because death means nothing#minecrafts a good one for it because the game has zero story its just a playground for creativity#but i think about final fantasy where entire skillsets are contained in some item or clothing and swapped between#or gta where it costs money to come back to life#theres plenty of media that explores the idea of lives or retries as a mechanic and a story element#but what about the fact that man made objects being and inherent part of the reality to where#a fundamental function such as peoples lives can be restored by paying money#not in a theres a god of greed sense but in a thats just how reality works#a lot of these things get placed on a godlike being when they do pop up and i think thats the boring route#let your setting just function different beyond magic being present#have the characters world and thus mindset be alien
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I'm choosing to take this as: Leon has now given in and will be one of Gary's disciples because all his besties are and then next year Matthew's all healed up so he can go back and then I just get to pretend every summer for the rest of their careers they're Weird About It in the GTA for weeks and weeks.
love this headcanon, anon, would read 50k about it. what's better than this, guys being dudes who are being weird in the gta. whomst among us HASN'T gotten weird in the gta in the summer??
(i'm not actually sure if matthew still goes to gary's in the summer [also we've had some weird off-seasons lately so who knows anything really] but obviously if not i'm fully willing to pretend. anyone out there who pays closer attention than me pls feel free to drop some knowledge, lol ❤)
#ask#a fun fact about me is i had my first kiss in the gta in the summer#specifically it was in brampton LMAO#really set my love life on a course with that one#anyway unrelated but anyone who sent me an ask last week that i haven't gotten to i promise i will get to it!! <3#matthew and leon#hockey for ts
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Not dudebros complaining about GTA VI going "woke" for having one woman like GTA V wasn't incredibly gay.
#I guess Trevor being a cross dressing bisexual was too subtle for them#or the fact that gta v was all about explicitly mocking macho men and their power fantasies
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Me: Huh… is that a police boat? [Starts shooting at it]
[Sirens turn on, lights blip, stars start twinkling]
Me: Oh yes it is [Jumps off the boat and is immediately eaten by a shark]
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before i played the game i made a big deal about srr seemingly having these hastily added money sinks, like 50k leather jacket or whatever, but honestly this game has probably the best... uh... “resource management” of any sr so far. money really means something in this game and you have to make actual decisions in how you spend it, do you upgrade your guns, or buy a new venture, or do you really just want that jacket (yes)
like one of the biggest issues this series has always struggled with - at least in my eyes - is trying to make the activities actually really feel like they matter and not just feel like irrelevant “minigames”. the separate respect meter in the old games i think was fine but a lot of people did not enjoy it and felt it was gating progression for very little in return. like i honestly don’t think a whole lot of players even realize you generally get valuable rewards for completing them, the main reason people do them is just so they can continue the story because that’s how activities are presented to you at the start of the games. many players feel like they’re mainly there for you to grind for respect, a “resource” that has no other purpose but to keep you from the “real” progress, the fact that they actually form a massive chunk of the game’s content and variety is irrelevant
srr just making the main motivation the cold hard cash you get from them is super simple and super effective, because it’s a resource you can use in more than one way, and it all matters. i would’ve even just ditched the fucking useless leveling system and just do any of these level gated unlocks like sr1 and 2 did, give them out as rewards for completing stuff to make the time spent on them feel even more worthwhile (focusing on the action in this “action adventure” game rather than bloating it with shallow unnecessary “rpg adjacent” crap). from what i’ve heard the game does go like way overboard with it at the end, like with the final unlock you have to get to see the horrible secret ending (an anti-reward, what a way to go lmao) but beyond that i think this game really did introduce at least this one big structural improvement to the series
#gta self made posting#now whether the activities or the gun upgrades or other shit are ACTUALLY worth the investment... thats another thing#but the core concept is solid. i really think it's well done. the fact that the ''solution'' was so simple is rly funny too#i dont rememvber what srtt and sriv did i don't give a shit about those. i just remember activities feeling even more irrelevant than before#would love to hear if anyone disagrees too. i play these games in a very particular way. i dont rush through them#i know many players just want to see what happens next. i spent five hours in the desert so the protag could snort 150 pallets of coke
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[Image ID;] [A photo of what appears to be an article, the background is white and the text is black. In large letters, it reads; "Why GTA 6 will break records despite it's rumored $150 price tag". Below that, in smaller text, it reads; "GTA 6 is rumored to cost around $150 per copy. According to some recent reports," and cuts off there.] [End image ID]
If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop
#gta#gta 6#id'd images#gaming#LISTEN TO ME#WE DO **NOT** PREORDER THE FUCKING GAME.#WE DO NOT. PREORDER. THE FUCKING GAME.#WE DO NOT PREORDER IT. WE DO NOT LOOK AT IT. WE DO NOT GIVE IT THE TIME OF DAY. UNTIL WE KNOW WHAT RETAIL PRICE IS.#WE DO **NOT** REWARD THESE FUCKERS FOR PRICES LIKE THIS IF IT'S REAL. NOT DURING A COST OF LIVING CRISIS. NOT EVER.#listen i don't really care about gta i will be honest. that might discredit my opinion on this some#but like. when game prices have already been rising to fucking unreasonable so hard recently#even despite the fact release-day quality has gone completely down the drain for most of them#we CANNOT allow this to go through#we have already shown them way too readily we're willing to buy any stupid shit with a franchise logo#even before having any fucking clue about it or anything.#look at how fucking expensive-yet-shit preorders have gotten in recent years#we CANNOT show them that this kind of pricing is acceptable for RETAIL PRICE for JUST THE FUCKING GAME#genuinely praying this is a hoax. but i hate the fact that lowkey feels unlikely#seriously though oh my fucking god do not preorder the game#i cannot stress that enough. i do not care what they put in that fucking preorder bundle. do not buy it#they need to fucking learn#(they need to learn in general tbh with preorders but especially when this is a potential thing they're thinking abt)
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We got fem kaveh dancing to ashi ashi before gta 6
#(distracting you from the fact that I lowkey don’t know what gta is about is that a car game?)#dora daily#also the ashi song pls don’t remind me 😭 do ppl rlly not know what it means like damn 😔
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Slytherin boys as gamer bfs and what games they would play with their significant other?
Gamers >:) | Slytherin Boys
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: cock fighting, animal cruelty, gambling, threats (these are all for fucking tom bc ofc it is...) - suicide joke (mattheo)
contains :: draco, tom. mattheo, theodore, lorenzo
notes :: im ngl idk half of these games in depth - i just heard and seen the sterotypes of these games - fps = first person shooter, dbh = detroit become human, abg = asian baby girl, bow = breathe of the wild ||
DRACO MALFOY sims 4 / roblox
This man sucks ass at gaming, he literally can't do it
His aim is shit, he screams when he's in a fight, and he rage quits the second he loses
So he has to stick to girly games
He has so many mods and cc for sims that it's insane
His pc runs like it's on life support because of this, pls save that poor computer
And he likes playing roblox too sometimes
But he doesn't even play the normal games
Bro plays Dress To Impress and Maple Hospital...
Like what the fuck are you doing there??? Go on BloxFruits or smth man
What's even worse is he eats EVERYONEEE up in Dress to Impress, he literally always top 3
And when he isn't top 3, he curses and swears but it doesn't go through cause tags
He literally cannot do obbys either oh my fucking god
You know that one meme of Sadness from Inside Out dropping her popcorn and someone quote-tweets it saying, "Damn she can't do anything"
That's exactly who Draco is when it comes to gaming
TOM RIDDLE dark web gambling / elden ring
Oh my fucking God this guy can't have a normal hobby ever
He doesn't game at all,,, literally just gambling bruh
He hosts illegal gambling rings online and even host some in the school basement
One time he even hosted an illegal cock ring fight...
Yes,,, he stole the chickens from Hagrid and made them fight....
He even used magic to give them powers like pokemon....
He made a fucking WATER chicken and FIRE chicken fight
Thank god he didn't actually let them kill each other, he just did it until one was near death
But back to gambling - he also manipulates people in so many ways
He casts a spell that silently chants "go all in, go all in" so it subconsciously makes people bet more
Bro even gets some students in DEBT!?!?! Like how tf did you do that and WHYYY would you do that
If someone doesn't come down to the basement in a while to gamble,,, then Tom will fix that
Besides illegal gamlbing...
He plays Elden Ring, which is pretty normal
Besides the fact that he BEAT THAT SHIT IN LIKE 2 DAYS?!!??!!?
Normally streamers, pro gamers, they all take weeks and sometimes even months just to make progress
But Tom is just,,, just better ig?
So yeah... He sticks to gambling cause every other game is just too easy for him
MATTHEO RIDDLE gta V / fortnite / rocket league / nba 2k24
God this guy is the worst sterotypical middle school boy ever
He even had the ugly ass big blue headset with the shit mic on it
Plays GTA V every now and then, only when he's angry
That's when he goes around town and just beats the shit out of everyone
Likes playing Fortnite for hours on end with his friends, mostly Theo and Lorenzo cause they can actually keep up with him (Draco is ass at FPS and
Plays rocket league and NBA 2k24 because of fucking course he does - look at him....
He's just a boy....
A really toxic one.....
Definitely screams "KILL YOURSELFFFFF!!!!!!" if he loses and honestly he's kinda real for that
THEODORE NOTT god of war / detroit become human
Loves games that have a long story
It's a good mix of story and fighting, he can't really get into pure FPS games
Have done most routes in DBH and even found easter eggs and hacks
Tries to get you into the lore as well but sometimes it goes so deep you get confused
"NO!!! Connor in route 8 is actually a pretty neutral guy and he's-"
Like bro what??? Why do you know everything about this "Connor" guy??? smh
He dabbles in some FPS sometimes, like playing Fortnite with Matt and Enzo
And he actually REALLY good
Has great aim and precision
But he just can't get into it for some reason, it's not his type
LORENZO BERKSHIRE valorant / zelda breath of the wild
I feel like Enzo playing Valorant makes so so sooo much sense
He's not AS toxic as the other guys, but he's still weird and fuck-boy-ish in his own way
Definitely plays with e-girls and tries to bag an ABG
But he gets catfished....
He's pretty good at Valorant, surprisingly
His mic stays on for every single game... Even if no one else is talking
This man will talk to a fucking wall and still be yapping
"Okay guys way I need to pee" ...
There's only bots in his server.........
He also loves RPG games and stuff like that
So BOW is perfect for him to shut off his mind and just roam and do useless tasks
#slytherin boys#draco malfoy#draco malfoy x reader#tom riddle#tom riddle x reader#mattheo riddle x#mattheo riddle x reader#theodore nott#theodore nott x reader#lorenzo berkshire#lorenzo berkshire x reader#harry potter#harry potter x reader#gaming#slytherin headcanons#harry potter headcanon
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I've said it before but if we accepted Skyrim graphics as standard (if you REALLY wanna get fancy, I would be fine with Half Life 2, hell even GTA Vice City/San Andreas kinda graphics) we could have open world games that are inmense and focus all the energy of chasing photorrealism into good gameplay. Good gameplay and dialogue don't care about the size of the textures, good MECHANICS don't care about how detailed your model is and in fact might work better with less detailed models.
Of course I'm speaking about games that want to be realistic here. For more stylized games, you can do all sorts of graphic styles without burning your RAM with hyperrealism
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Alright, I love you - Chris Sturniolo
Pairings - bf!Chris x fem!Reader Summary - Chris stays out longer than expected, making your insecurities come to light. Warnings - established relationship, mentions of cheating, strong language, fluff, angst?? W/c - 994 A/n - I haven't proofread this yet. Just something I put together while I was at work today lol. I was finally able to get into my inbox last night but I only see one of them so if you sent a request in, please resend it 🥲 Masterlist Most Recent - Positive Top Liked - Pierced II Current Series - City of Love II
“Hello,” Chris’s voice is raspier than normal. It was pushing midnight, and he had been out since dinner. Normally, you wouldn’t care too much but he just got back in town a couple days ago, after being away for a week, and it was late. You missed your boyfriend and the fact that he prioritized his friends over quality time with you made your blood boil. You were livid.
“Where the fuck are you?” you seethe into the phone, trying to focus on the background noise. Faint music played, but there were no signs of a female presence, only masculine voices to be heard. “I’m at the guys house,” he speaks louder into the phone. His response earns a scoff from you, “yea right Chris. I’m fucking stupid.” You clamp your bottom lip between your teeth, running a hand through your hair, “you’ve only been in town for a couple days. I swear to God if you’re with a bitch-”
“There’s not any bitches here. I’m playing the game with the guys, chill.” It’s obvious that Chris was trying to keep his tone cool, calm, and collected. He had a hard time balancing this social life and his relationship, oftentimes picking his boys over quality with you. Chris moved you into his house a few months prior, in hopes it’d help your relationship. He wasn’t wrong, it helped a tremendous amount, but you were just a girl, and you had your insecurities, as did he. You reject his excuses, repeating yourself, “you literally just got back in town two days ago.”
“And I've spent the last two days with you, babe. Just hanging out for a little,” he coaxes you. Chris had a way with words when it came to you, he always knew what to say and when to say it. You knew by the end of the night the argument would be resolved, and you’d more than likely be naked in bed with him. When you don’t say anything, Chris speaks up, “I promise.”
His reasoning puts you at ease, you sigh into the phone and just as you’re about to speak you hear, “hey baby. Want some time with me?” It was plain and clear it was a woman's voice. You squeeze your eyes shut, not wanting to believe your worst fears were coming true again. You were fuming at this point, “yea, who the fuck is that? I swear to God-,” you rage but get interrupted by your boyfriend. “It's not a bitch!” he defends himself quickly, “Nate’s on GTA, it’s a fucking prostitute he honked at,” a bit of annoyance laced through his words. Not wanting to argue, Chris takes a deep breath, “you’re funny for that one, though,” letting out a dry chuckle.
“You think it’s funny? I’m not fucking playing with you, Chris. Let me find out you have a bitch with you,” you snap at him, your voice getting the louder with each word. Infidelity was something your relationship has faced once before. From Chris’s end, of course. So, you had your insecurities when it came to not knowing his whereabouts or what the hell he was doing. Last he told you; he was going to meet them for a late dinner with his brothers and Nate.
“Y/n, there’s not any bitches here,” he assures, but you can tell he’s clearly frustrated with you. Not giving a fuck about how frustrated he was, “let me find out you’re lying to me.”
Chris gives in and lets out a breathy sigh, “I’m not, babe. I love you.”
“If you loved me, you’d be at home with me at fucking midnight, Chris!” You refused to hold back this time, blinking back angry tears, and sucking a sharp breath, “if roles were reversed, you’d be breaking up with me right now!” The line goes quiet for a second for a few seconds, making you pull your phone from your ear to see if he ended the call or not. Seeing he’s still on the call, you hold it back up to your ear, “I’m leaving soon, alright? I love you.”
“Whatever, Chris. I’m tired of you constantly lying. I’m not stupid and I know exactly what you’re doing,” you spit back at him, not letting up on your delusional thoughts. Technically, it wasn't a delusion at all. Chris had cheated on you before, and times like this showed the biggest weak spots in your relationship - your insecurities, the insecurities that he planted. Even though you had never cheated on him, you know he’d be flipping his shit if he was in your position, and he knew it too.
“Alright, I love you,” he voice becomes more relaxed like he’d getting some type of pleasure out of hearing you all worked up. “Fuck you,” you tell him, this time letting a few tears slip before hanging up the call. To no avail, the word ‘hubby 🥰’ pops up on your screen a few seconds later, this time for a facetime call. Quickly dragging a hand across your cheek to collect any leftover tears, you press the answer button.
Chris’s face stretches across the screen, eyebrows knitted together, and his lip pressed into a thin line. “I said I love you like a million times, did you not hear me?” he teases at his way of enlightening the mood but when he sees you hard facial expression not budging, he flips the camera around, showing his brothers and Nate. “Say hi to my crazy girlfriend guys,” making them all look up at the camera in unison. “Hey girl,” Nick stretches out, making the room erupt in laughter. Chris switches the camera back to him, “we’re gonna leave in a few. I love you, okay?”
“I love you too,” you sigh. You couldn’t help but feel relaxed now that he showed you who all was there with him, but you couldn’t help but think a bitch was hiding under the bed.
🏷️ - @lvrsturniolo @unknvhx @m11rx @ribread03 @thepubeburgler
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Someone smarter than me needs to do an in-depth analysis on how swift weaponizes sex. So many of her lyrics involve cheating as revenge and picking fights with her partners about other girls. She makes it sound like some godly privilege to be with her and if she masterminded her way into your life you're just soooo lucky. Even "touch me while your bros play GTA" plays into that. Like "why would you want to have fun and game with your friends when ill let you finger me". (Sidenote a bunch of her lyrics and all of Me! sounds like an abusive partner daring you to leave and dare to find someone better) It's creepy how she's so juvenile and egotistical at the same time. She's mastered the "any mention of my bfs, even the underage ones, is slutshaming" move and uses it to get out of any criticism. Like, have all the sex you want be safe whatever but don't act like some sad little girl who got taken advantage of when the game you started goes poorly.
Ask, and ye shall receive. Because this a very insightful observation! Thanks!
It is true that Swift clearly uses sex and sexuality like a "gotcha" moment. I was always quite perturbed by her songs that glorify cheating. It's just so strange, but I think it ties into her enjoyment of revenge fantasies. Anyway, I was planning to write about how Swift's music often engages with and reinforces heteropatriarchal social standards. I think your idea adds an interesting new layer to the ways in which she manipulates through sex- both in the performance of passivity to masculine authority, as the patriarchy, and the ways in which she commodifies female sexuality by weaponizing it.
You're right it's incredibly egotistical and juvenile.
Also, I have a major bone to pick with the way Taylor Swift uses feminism to shut down criticism- like OMG do I have a problem with her there. She's only ever spent her career crying about how "women who talk bad about me are bad women" yet, she never really does or says anything actually feminist. In fact, most of her music, like I said above, reinforces the patriarchy. She herself is guilty of so much slut-shaming, too. I will go into detail, with a real argument, in a separate post soon. And I thank you for pointing out the weaponized sexuality aspect of her, often, overtly patriarchal tone.
BTW- "ME!" is Such a weird song -> "I know that I went psycho on the phone" uhh... excuse me?
#anti taylor swift#anti swifties#ex swiftie#patriarchy#heteropatriarchal social standards#feminist#feminist theory
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aw hell nah we got jesse mcsm headcanons before gta 6
i dont really have set in reasons as to why i made each jesse have these personality traits other than going off of what the streamers i watch chose and the associated personality that they gave every jesse
as ive been remarking every mcsm blog i have in fact been watching rtgame mcsm… his 2024 playthrough had asshole jesse and i just cant get it out of my head. asshole jesse is such a personality… so i gave red suspenders that vibe. i got a comment on one of my blogs that suggested kwite’s stream/playthrough and after watching it i just like. i appreciate kwite’s genuine enjoyment of the game (but he’s definitely like acknowledging of mcsm’s flaws) and gave green suspenders jesse more or less how he played his jesse. i havent seen a single playthrough with yellow suspenders jesse at all, but i think he would be very kind. he just has that vibe <3
also if youre curious here’s how i think they made most of the important decisions in the game…
red: consistently chooses petra over lukas, picks ellegard’s armor, chooses not to help romeo at the end of season 2, is stern with radar, scornful of ivor & associated order, but then endears to ivor and finds him tolerable, is combat-efficient
*in instances where he does mess up, he tries to play it off
*toward the end of s1 and even moreso in s2, he loosens up and is a bit less prickly, but still has a deadpan delivery and pessimistic outlook.
green: chooses petra at first, but endears to lukas in the dirt hut and begins to pick him, chooses petra only in the PAMA episode, (panicked and picked whoever was closest), helps romeo, is a bit strict with radar but more in a mentor way, distrusts ivor consistently until he joins them for the portal arc, where he endears to him, is regretful over the order’s disband, picked magnus’s armor, good enough at combat but definitely misses often
yellow: chooses petra most of the time, picks lukas during PAMA arc, helps romeo, always tries to be on the good side of all characters, is kind to radar and treats him like a brother, tries to see the good in everyone and gives ivor (and the order) a second chance, picked magnus’s armor, (but did go with olivia to ellegard initially,) tries to minimize combat as much as possible but can hold his own well enough
feel free to ask what id think about other choices and stuff as it relates to these characters id love to answer and make drawings for it :)
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hey look at how unbelievably uninteresting our characters are, truly a picture perfect reflection of our playerbase. anyways why is this acitivity like this. i got this completely random scene when i went to the activity icon, the Mogul gets a call from the cleanup crew, you get a timer to drive to the actual activity location, and THEN you get to do the real task... and it’s just pony express again. oh sorry. pony express but with more padding
like why would you need to waste the player’s time like this, i’m only at around 40% after 50 hours of playing so there’s plenty of stuff to do and find in this city. or is this just how modern open world design works now? guess im getting old
#gta self made posting#like i could see the little unrelated scene at the start here working if i actually cared about the characters. i know what they're doing#but the fact is that i'd rather do anything else than spend time with them or talking about them. i play the game -in spite- of them
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Heyy :) Can you please write headcanons of dating quackity, but in his earlier eras? (like 2019-21 maybe) ❤
ooooo yes of course!!! ; fun fact I've been watching him since 2018 or so (I don't mean this in a "Oh I'm cooler than you way) ; thank you for the request!! this was fun as hell ; I tried to kinda do it in a chronological order but yeah, I did like stuff and then more details of relationship if that makes sense yk???
QUACKITY ; 2019-2021 era
warnings ; language, talk of drugs, jokes about sex
genre ; fluff
word count ; 858
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Raiding Club Penguin with him and Axel was a core memory for you. It was the first true time, however cringe it sounds, that you saw Alex as your best friend.
he'd always try to make you laugh, especially on stream
such a little tease
back in the olden days, we had those Discord server 'wtf is that food' videos
you guys rank some of them and how likely you'd eat them
also ranking Discord memes
so many of them were dumb shit or weird shipart from like 2015 deviantart LMFAO
"guys I know me and y/n are dating but that doesn't mean compare us to Shrek couples!"
"I thought Thanos was your true love?"
"He-He is! Oh my God, stop being so desperate, y/n. ugh"
once he got invited to the Dream SMP, you were all ears and proudly taught him how to play Minecraft
you made his alt skin with the tuxedo, which he didn't wear often, but used in lore some time later
youd often help him with lore ideas
he also got you invited into the SMP where he introduced you to some of his new friends
you knew schlatt and some others, but most of these people were new and it was nice meeting all of them
the fiances are established and then you and quackity are already a think and you also like karl, which creates a weird love rectangle with an open end because you and sapnap are sharing the other two 💀
lore goes fuckin crazy with that
while Karl's off making Kinoko Kingdom and Quackity's running Las Nevadas, you're building El Tropicana, off in the far away jungle biome
Alex would usually stream and translate Mexican soap operas, which you joined in for sometimes
you'd give the characters different voices and twist their words up a bit to make it more entertaining for chat
the amount of drug talk that went into that was wild
also the amount of queer kids bullied in those schools?? yikes on bikes
also the one with that girl who got in trouble for kissing a boy on the playground or whatever that was?? Jesus christ man
youd both act put the scenes on occasion and use Tiger as whatever kid was being yelled at if she was in the room with you
taking a break halfway through stream for him to play guitar and for you to karaoke to fuckin Bo Burnham
also making fake joints out of paper he had laying around and "lighting them up" aka setting paper on fire next to a PC and your faces
Jackbox streams with the Feral Boys until 3am>>>
Paranormal Activity in the middle of the night went so fucking crazy
teaching Bad how to play GTA is your favorite memory with those two
playing horror games and watching him play horror games with Karl while he visited him
how dare he leave you all alone (you couldn't go because you had a busy schedule)
your chats shipping the hell out of you and your dsmp characters
hella fanart and fanfictions man
try not to laugh streams where you always ended up laughing before the ten minute mark because of him
he purposefully does shit to make you laugh
reading fanfiction on stream was a regular activity especially for y/s/n
youd rank the book on a scale from one to ten and how accurate to real life they were
"nahhhh that one doesn't have enough Thanos, two out of ten"
"yknow what... were gonna have our own tier lists... okay?"
"damnit... does this mean I'm not getting laid later?"
"what"
promoting the quackityhq merch religiously
also stealing whichever beanie he wasn't wearing, either the LAFD one or the plain black and blue one
him tying you to a chair and forcing you to laugh was a common stream plot
tweets that were either very inconspicuous about drugs, very sexual, or very old married couple vibes
youd both be frequently trending on twitter
hot wings or dare streams with Bad >>>>
playing girls go games and hoping you wouldn't give his PC a virus
sitting in the inflatable pool fully clothed, playing with children's bath toys
he'd for sure be the type to fall for his best friend
whether it be all the way back then or just now, he could go forever without feeling any feelings but one day they'll show up and the nervousness begins
he'd lend you a hoodie if you were cold in his room and he just straight up begs you to keep it
lots of just staring at you while chat ships you, like genuinley just zones out on your pretty face
would probably doubt his feelings at first and talk to his mom about it and she's like "boy you have a crush. Go ask them the hell out, you're a handsome young man, I'm pretty sure they like you too"
"mOooOooOoOoM"
genuinley spoils you with no good reason and after a while you just accept it
he starts sending good morning and good night texts
he'll repost (or reblog) (he has a secret tumblr) fanart of you two, especially if it's shipart
will constantly send you clips of movie characters making out or kissing and say "this should be us"
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