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thieves-never-say-die · 4 months ago

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I’ve fixed it!! End of White Collar season 3, Neal gets wind of what Kramer is trying to do so he calls up his old friend Sophie Deaveraux for help since he’s heard her team fixes this kind of thing. Then the Leverage team gets involved, digs up dirt on Kramer & publicly shames him, gets Neals sentence commuted, and Neal can keep living in New York and working for the FBI without needing his anklet!

#I’ve fixed it!#(you haven’t fixed shit)#I’ve fixed it!!!#((insert bfu meme))#this is what I believe to be true until I can watch season 4 #which is gonna be probably tomorrow #FUCKING KRAMER #white collar #leverage #crossover #m speaks #m watches white collar

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turnipoddity · 8 months ago

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who tortures people under the sea

#this is so fucking stupid AKSJKAJSKAKSKSKEKS #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #john kramer #amanda young #lynn denlon #mark hoffman #peter strahm #myart #saw #saw fanart

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hoss-bonaventure · 6 days ago

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this whole clip is sooooo funny to me out of content. “i know who you are” feels like a note you’d get from your homophobic bully in 6th grade.

#u think for a SECOND mark read the note and thought it was in reference to him being gay?#also this DRAMATIC ass music they’re playing too #like this shit is hilarious #the fucking head turn #mark hoffman never stop being u #being who u are for your pride and etc etc #saw v #saw #saw franchise #mark hoffman #jigsaw #john kramer #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping

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featherwhiskered · 7 months ago

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rest in peace adam stanheight you wouldve loved mcr

#my art #feather draws #jigsaw #john kramer #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #saw #saw 2004 #saw 9/11 real...#alternatively lawrence is losing his fucking mind #no one is happy because its september 11th 2001 #*jigsaw voice* ah fuck they hit the pentagon

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barkhoffman · 1 year ago

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PSA

#Saw #Sawposting #John Kramer #Amanda Young #Mark Hoffman #Lawrence Gordon #Logan Nelson #Lynn Denlon #Adam Stanheight #William Easton #Peter Strahm #Brad Halloran #in my sleeplessness I fucked this one up subtly but I think it adds to the charm

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mouse-bones · 1 year ago

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Letterboxd reviews for Saw X

#saw shitpost #saw franchise #saw movies #saw x #saw x spoilers #saw x (2023)#amanda young #john kramer #jigsaw #saw 2004 #saw #letterboxd #reviews #funnyshit #what the fuvk #Bruh they brought back Amanda after years and made her look like fucking Spock

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mirroredmemoriez · 8 months ago

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Feeling like this anytime I have to arch my back to stretch

#my back is like majorly fucked up #I have to start physio soon for it #I badicallly am an old man #john kramer #tobin bell #saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #saw memes #sawposting

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logray · 8 months ago

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SAW 3D (2010) dir. Kevin Greutert

#funniest line in the movie he's fucking hilarious for this #angelslatte #filmedit #horroredit #sawedit #saw3dedit #john kramer #jigsaw #tobin bell #bobby dagen #sean patrick flanery #gifs**

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doodle-with-alizard · 1 year ago

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Small art study of some Kool kid

And doodle

#i fucking LOVE how billy has flowers on the bottom of his shoes #i lost the image to the second one but it was Tobin posing with billy with “love you billy <3 ~ Tobin Bell ” written on his suit and omg #i cant #saw #tobin bell #john kramer #jigsaw #saw 7 #billy the puppet #:)#I CANT GET ENOUGH OF JOHN WITH THAT CAP DNJDGSJKA

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motheroftheantichrist · 1 year ago

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Okay, but the bathroom trap from Alison Gordon's perspective is insane. Imagine you and your daughter are being held at gunpoint by a kidnapper. Your husband can save you-- his wife and mother of his child-- himself, and his own daughter by giving a quick and painless death to a complete stranger. Instead he spends several hours playing twenty questions with some random twink while you desperately fight your way out of an unwinnable situation by the power of pure rage. This is why she fucking left you, Larry.

#saw franchise #saw 2004 #alison gordon #diana gordon #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #john kramer #zep hindle #i just realized how insane this must have been to Alison #I mean she must have found out about the tape after the fact #Imagine you and your daughter are going through literal Hell and your husband is just sitting fully capable of ending it all #and instead he's recreating the ending of Titanic with his stalker #she must have been pissed #chainshipping #Alison Gordon is a fucking badass #Adam and Lawrence deserve each other's pathetic insanity #Alison deserves a man who treats her right and a damn nap

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thekittyokat · 9 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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sonofapunk · 1 year ago

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"gimme that sweet cancer" is truly one of the funniest lines in all of cinema, but the best part is that you don't get how funny it is until your second watch of the movie

#john lying on the floor: hey what the fuck #saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #adam stanheight #john kramer

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turnipoddity · 1 year ago

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