#FUCKING END OF TJMES

[netherfeildren]

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/a7estrellas/770851551362400256

brain straight up short circuited when I opened my phone and this popped up

DAWG WHAT THE FUCK

[myhickiezsideblog]

Both my daddies spanked me today, we all happened to be home and I was already kissing and touching them both separately while we watched videos on YouTube in the living room.

It started with my partner humping my belly/thigh while I made out with my bf, me grabbing my partner's tits, and shotgunning my bf's dab pen. Once both of their beards were rubbing against my neck I knew I wasn't going to be able to put up a fight.

I was standing between them had four hands all over me and got spanked. First out of sync, but they quickly teamed up to hit me together, making me so hard. My bf touched my dick while they both continued to spank me until I got my partner to hump me from behind and I just fucking exploded over and over.

Ended with my bf making sure I drank water and lots of soft kisses and "i love you" from them both. I love being a free-use housepet living with my daddies :pp

[malikselfindulgence]

TUMBLR DECEMITATED YOUR ASK I CANT FIND IT OR REPLY TO IT ANYMORE BUT @st311ar messy fire hair Xing doodle while I work on the others :33

[doublesidedgemini]

“have friends who invite you AND your baby to the brewery” idk maybe get a life outside of your fucking child lol

[atlaswav]

whats good fam i just reread in another life and bawled my eyes out again

[yesiknowimshort]

this is how i imagine… TIM DRAKE

the bitch is back…. i mean me not tim, but tim is also a bitch.

thank you so much to my followers (i love each and everyone of you <3) for waiting so patiently for me to get myself together (still shaky, so again, posts might be scattered but i will be posting!!).

i wanna start a series where i do these long form character headcanons for the batboys (and maybe girls one day, i’ve just not thought about it aha) and so i obviously had to start with my favourite character of all tjme; tim drake.

obvisouly i’ve already done a suuuuper long analysis of his actual character which you can read here, but i want to do a more theoretical one that’s not necessarily wholly “canonical” but still in character.

a lot of this is also canon/inspired by canon - however, these are still my headcanons.

- to start off with: fuck the uwu-fication of tim drake. he’s a badass who happens to also appear soft sometimes but that does not equal wimp. you can have anxiety and depression and not be a an uwu baby.

- absolutely obsessed with star wars.

- has forced everyone to individually binge the series with him at least once.

- but also love island (he won’t watch the winter season tho) and the real housewives are definitely his guilty pleasures.

- overworks himself on such little sleep that his body giving up and him fainting is a scarily regular occurrence.

- but it’s not for want of trying. oh no. forgot to eat because he was distracted so his limbs are barley holding him up when he runs? ignores it. keeps going.

- he stands up too quickly, collapses, and gets right up and walks it off like he wasn’t just on the floor (p.e teachers would love him).

- absolutely insane martial artist -which people (like most things he can do/does) completely overlook or just don’t care about. this is also canon btw.

- my boy’s only scraping average height -he’s gotta have something to back him up that’s doesn’t rely on being massive n buff.

- he can easily knock anyone to the ground in a second, yet because of his small build and mmmm relatively unhealthy state, it goes unnoticed and sometimes unused -depending on the situation’s needs.

- people always overlook him because of his public persona (and in real life online it’s usually because of uwu tim), but he would be so cruel sometimes.

- seriously -please remember and use his pettiness!

- like he’d punch jason out cold for picking up his stuff and holding it over his head… put itching powder in dick’s boxers and bed for hiding the cases he was working on… roofy damian’s nightly hot chocolate so he’d miss family movie night because damian was pissing him off… true slytherin.

- but just like a lot of the things he does, it goes unnoticed/un-delt-with most of the time so he gets away with it. middle child tings.

- not to mention he literally stalked batman and would run around solving murders and dropping off the evidence to gordon before even being a robin.

- he was on the CIA’s watch list for crying out loud!

- doesn’t break the unassuming facade often, but if he went off the deep end, he’d be gone, and wouldn’t stop until he’s satisfied -or restrained (but that would be near impossible).

- scarily persuasive -some would say manipulative, i would say ambitious. i mean he did wiggle his way into the position of robin with sheer willpower.

- i think one of the reasons i love tim so much and am so fascinated by him is because of his capacity to be a villain so easily if he wanted.

- the guy has considered murder way too often.

- clint barton’s “i could do it!... no one would know!... but i won’t” quip about quicksilver is literally tim’s relationship with villiany.

- like if he decided one day to turn on everyone… in an instant he has control of a multimillion dollar company, can easily gain control the police, has dirt on every single person, and access to anything he decides he wants: and yet he chooses to do good.

- remember -he chose to be a hero. and he repeats this fact a lot.

- he could easily have the world on their knees, and yet people still decide to fuck with him because of their naivety.

- villain tim would be terrifying.

- his childhood and a openly loving and attentive family setting was stolen from him. he was always made out to be “mature for his age” and “quiet and sensible” when in reality he was just neglected and bored.

- being a gifted child always comes with its downfalls. like being so unstimulated by his schooling and classmates that he acts out a little bit out of boredom and a craving for attention from his parents; not to mention the social rejection because he’s too far past his peer's antics.

- he’d be super socially unaware for his age group as a child (kind of like damian i guess). being an only child surrounded by adults (yet forever alone and isolated) would’ve prevented him from ever connecting with fellow kids and their interests.

- (anyone else relate to not ever finding kiddy humour funny in primary school?)

- so now he likes doing a lot of random “childish” things like skating down the halls in the manor, having a gamer chair as his office chair, playing his nintendo switch in his wayne ent. office with his feet rested on the desk when he’s bored, having bento box lunches filled with sugary cereal and roll-ups, having a mini fridge in his office exclusively filled with yakults, iced coffee cartons and redbull, being fully versed in gen z lingo (which he uses correctly don’t worry) that he uses to talk to people he works with and interacts with at galas etc etc.

- likes to leave little notes in library books for the next person to find; often mildly threatening like “i know what you did”, for no other reason other than to have a little gremlin cackle to himself when he thinks about it.

- definitely has nearsightedness, though he hardly ever wears his glasses “because they’re impractical and contacts are torture devices” (bruce practically has to strap him down to get the camera contacts in for patrol).

- when he’s not drinking coffee, he’s chewing gum or mints to counteract the coffee.

- ambidextrous, but favours his left hand meaning his already inconceivably messy quick notes are also smudged by his hand.

- hands are always cold and numb (leading everyone to believe he probably has rayynaud’s syndrome).

- he gets really nervous and tries to avoid people being able to touch his hands, like when they’re handing something to him, or makes sure handshakes are firm and quick -but still respectful- etc (but he loves hand holding, he just worries no one would want to).

- really good at taking in information and his surroundings quickly.

- often points things out to people that would otherwise go unnoticed like “your eyes look really pretty today” or “your freckles have darkened from the sun” or “they ordered two sugars with their coffee… they always order three” etc.

- he doesn’t constantly say the things he’s thinking, but they come out a lot more when he’s losing his filter from fatigue.

- he’s always apologising offhandedly for pointing out things (more annoyed at himself than anything) bc he thinks they’ll think he’s weird or become uncomfortable.

- tim is allergic to almost all nuts except for almonds (wog runs through my veins, i refuse to believe he can’t eat almonds).

- he’s not like epipen allergic, all he needs is some cetirizine.

- bc of this “relatively low risk” (as he would say), if he accidentally eats a nut he’ll usually just not tell anyone while his throat is closing over and his mouth feels like it’s been attacked by mosquitoes.

- he’ll just silently slip away to buy some cetirizine or get some from his pocket/bag.

- this sweet old lady at a charity bake sale once offered tim to try a free slice of her baklava, which of course, has walnuts in it.

- and he was too anxious to refuse so he took it and finished the whole thing in front of her.

- it took him about 20 minutes and to the point where he was crying and his lips looked like they had fillers that he whispered to bruce he was having a reaction.

- bruce was hysterical.

- like- national news “funny internet clip report” hysterical.

- he always carries cetirizine on him now just in case tim does that again.

[lucytf2-irl]

core memory is still. i listened to the l.a. noire soundtrack in full before i finished the game and when i got to the three songs i was like wow these are gorgeous. i cant wait to hear these in game and then getting to the end of the game and just being in shock and hearing the final lines of the game from herschel and jack and then hear (i always kill) the things i love kick up and then i just start sobbing but i had to cry quietly bc my sister was asleep in the room (it was 2am)

on the list of games i wish i could experience for the first tjme again l.a. noire is at the top of that list id give so mant things to experience that game for the first time again

bc there was fucking NOTHING like hearing

“Swine. You belittle his memory.”

“Elsa…”

“Get out of my way, Jack. You call yourself his friend?”

“Go to her, will you, Herschel?”

“You were never his friend, Jack.”

“I guess you're right. Hershel?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“I was never his enemy.”

“I think he knew that, Jack.”

nothing fucking hit like this my god still some of my favorite quotes ever

[mistresscitrusslice]

jinx dying is not at all a resolution to her arc or to the story. even if you ignore league and jinx as a champion, her death would be unsatisfying as a conclusion to the story. her death would solve nothing and as s2 is the final season, they wouldnt have enough tjme to fully explore the impact of her death on the other characters, on society, etc. fundamentally the story is about the two sisters, and i think a much likelier conclusion is some reparation of the bond they shared as children? i'm not entirely sure and it'll definitely be bittersweet, esp looking at their relationship in league, but there is absolutely no way jinx dies

Jinx dying would solve like half the cities’ problems. In fact, keeping her alive would mean keeping alive the conflict between the cities. There seems to be no feasible way to have Jinx live AND tie up a resolution to the show because as long as she lives, she wreaks havoc, thus causing more plot.

Let me be clear, I love Jinx and don’t want to see her dead. I want there to be a way for her to live. It just doesn’t seem like there is one right now.

We SAW ALREADY the sisters almost reconciling and we were shown exactly why that wouldn’t work. With Vi allying herself with the enforcers, they stray even further away from any sort of truce.

Arcane is inherently a tragedy. Main characters have a tendency to die in tragedies. Sorry, Jinx.

The problem is, Arcane isn’t just a tragedy. It’s also an adaptation of League of Fucking Legends. And Jinx isn’t dead in League of Fucking Legends. Sorry again, Jinx. Therein lies the contradiction.

You sound a lot like me back when I was convinced Mel would live. Her dying wouldn’t be satisfying or good for the story, but you know whose story it would be good for? Ambessa’s. I still don’t fully understand why they’re also killing off Jayce and Viktor, especially since the Hexcore is still active and volatile, but I get that there’s so much going on with everyone else’s arcs and plot that they don’t have time for these two stooges’ bullshit. There’s simply no room for a divorce arc amidst the Zaun family drama, as sad as I am that we won’t get to see more of Viktor and Mel.

A lot of things can be implied from the context around it, and a lot of stories conclude with an open or partially open ending. We may leave it off with Jinx’s dead body and a grieving Vi above her, Cait at her side mourning on her behalf but resolute that it had to be done. Whatever the ending, it has to be bittersweet. It’s an ending we’ve all felt so many times before in many different stories. A lot of good can come from leaving the audience to ponder on how the characters carry on after that, how the cities get rebuilt, who ends up in power after all is said and done, how the inventions that came as a result of war changed the world for better or worse…

Arcane is a tale that may actually benefit from exploring less of the result of its resolution. It would open up more avenues for fanfiction and fanart, get more people talking and hypothesizing for other shows Riot and Fortiche may make, generally increase engagement and hype for future projects.

[herecomessickness]

wow im having the absolute worst tjme on “vacation” what a shitty way to end my ultra shitty year who even gives a fuck

[void-speaks]

And here are my thoughts on Episode 3:

Boy oh boy am I nervous as hell haha

Man.

IMAGINE IF RANBOO FACE REVEALS ON GENLOSS I WILL GO CRAZY

IT'S LIVE IT'S LIVE IT'S LIVE

The music rocks dude.

Also no more Showfall Media???

Maybe it's a bad idea to watch a horror project at 1 am but what else am I supposed to do lol, move the stream?

This music makes me think a saw trap will go off as soon as the timer ends.

I have no snacks so I had to grab bread.

Imagine if Ranboo completely disregards the "The Protagonist™️ must live until the end of the franchise" rule and kills his character 😭

I will never regret sacrificing my sleep for this.

3 MINUTES BOYS.

ONE MINUTE ONE MINUTE ONE MINUTE ONE MINUTE YOOOOOOOO

Kinda miss the elevator music.

30 SECS.

10!!!!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S STRATIFJFNFJFNFKFNDKDKFKFKJGJFJFJFJFJFJF

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what the fuck?? Where did they get an entire mall??????

Anime intro opening slay

TV MAN TV MAN TV MAN DIFJDIRKFODKELIFIFID

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO HATCH????? HETCH??????

AUDIENCE POG POG POG HEHE

TURN OFF THE AUDIENCE???? NO DON'T TURN US OFF!!!!!!!!

TAKE OFF THE MASK TAKE OFF THE MASK TAKE OFF THE MASK.

I LOVE THE TV MAN HEHEHEHEHEHE

Why do I feel like he's evil.

Dude be walkin

Yo Ran fix that back pls.

Ooops. Sorry Ethan.

Why is he talking like that...

I no longer like TV man.

How did they get an entire mall to them?????

Oh no survivor's guilt moment.

Mmmmmmmm pots.

Wait is that Alex?? I still can't tell.

Slay. Hehe.

LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR.

TV MAN IS EVIL I'M SURE OF THIS!!!!!!!

I love when Ran zones out hehehe

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT IS THAT ENNARD ABOMINATION LOOKING THING.

I think TV man is evil. Hate it eirhdjdbbfbfbrbrb.

They be standin lol.

People hehehehe

Oh? Another camera?

SOMETHING MOVED IN???????

When Ranboo hid behind the bush I thought they fell 😭😭😭

Okay wait so if these people are not the company then who is the company?? Or what is the company? Is the message of Genloss just be like: "Destroy Capitalism. Capitalism bad."?

WAIT ARE THEY LITERALLY TEASING RANBOO FACE REVEAL OH MY LORD?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ranboo stare creepy

I SAW SOMEONE MOVE

Reassuring much huh

SINCE WHAT????? SINCE WHAT TV MAN?????????

Strong man bug arms strong boo

Just smash all of this. Literally just pour water everywhere lol.

Destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOW FUCKING THANKS TV MAN.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MONONDOFKSIFNFIFNFIDJFICNDKDKCJFJFKFKKFKF PEOPLE OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCK BLOOD OH NO I'M TERRIFIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

NO DON'T YELL.

Oh em gee????

So is the message streamer industry bad?!?!?!?!?!?

YOOOO CHARLIE!!!!!!

EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHREHHEHRHEHEHRHEHRHEHEHEHEHRHRHHRHEEH

CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE

Rip the Puzzler lol

DON'T YELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Was Charlie actually streaming???

SUBA OFNFDIDB3KJFDKFNCJFJFJFJDJDJRKRIFJFJDJNDNDMFLDLEJFJGN

Clunk and Wacky's lol

HOLY SHIT SOMETHING KILLS THE PEOPLE LORD OH NO

AAAAASAAASASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAJSJAJSJSAASAAAAAAAAAAA

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

IRKEKEKDIDJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJJDJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFNFNFNFNNFNFNFFNFNFNNFJFJFFJJFJFJFJDJFJFJGJJFDJJD

I AM GETTING SHEEVERS DOWN MY SPINE DOFNDKDJDJFHJDJDJDJDJFJFJFJDJJDJDJFUFBDBDU

LORD DEAR GOD EIDNTJK4BDJFJFNFJGNFJDKDKFIJFJFJFJFJFJF

KNIFE TJME KNIFE TIME KNIFE TIME KNIFE TIME YOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOY

They're so awkward lol

NOT THE PAN LOL

THEY'RE LITERALLY IM THE BACKEOOMS

They a runner they a trackstar

PEPO RUN RUN RUN!!!!!

What the fuck is heppening eith the glass bri??????

Who dat??

TV man!!!!!!!

WAIT SNEEG?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???????

Who are you?? Yeah who are they??????

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. TV man is not evil. TV man is dead.

Ranboo??? Ranboo??????

RANBOO????????????

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY >:D

Charlie is going through ut rn

OH LORD OH NO

RANBOO SAVE CHARLIE

KILL

Oh? No kill? :(

Not the Little Nightmares music.

This is not real is it.

Where's Charlie????

Wait no where IS Charlie????????

This is not real. This is definitely fake bro.

OH LORD

TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!

I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EVIL MAN.

Squiggles!! Hi!!! :D

PLEASE LIVE!!!!!!!

NO DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO DON'T DIE!

BREAK FREE

BREAK FREE

BREAK FREE

BREAK FREE

BREAK FREE

NO DON'T DIE PLEASE NO DON'T DIE

Oh....

They wanna die. Okay then! Die is die.

Goodbye Ranboo!

Bye bye Ran! Was a pleasure!

Oh my lord... he dead.

So they really just crucified them huh.

No more Hero I guess!

Oh lord. 8 of them huh? And this one was the sixth one. Holy moly.

THIS WAS EPIC.

Can't believe we got both Swearboo and Faceboo holy shit!

Tho honestly at this point, in my eyes the mask is the face lol.

My head hurts lolz.

[eliotquillon]

For the character ask game, what about Otto?

one aspect about them i love:

god i’m such a sucker for this in general with characters but i LOVE the contrast between otto’s “idgaf fuck it we ball” external attitude and his internal “i am a Hot Mess and Nobody Likes Me” attitude. it’s such a funny contrast to book 1 otto and also it pretty much explains everything about him, ever. he’s just a silly goofy teenage boy!!

one aspect i wish more people understood about them

hmm i think the fandom understands otto pretty well but i really wish more people talked about the parallels between him and raven? i have brain rot obviously but i think they have so so so much in common in terms of trauma + upbringing + various identity crises and while i do joke and jape about their politician killing world tour i genuinely think they understand each other on a level that not many other people get. i love the cheeky irreverent side of their friendship but i think they have a very genuine connection that otto would really rely on post bloodline. something something they would both fight through hell to help each other but would complain the entire time

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character

these are literally canon TO ME but: 1) otto is autistic, 2) otto had a vague crush on shelby around interception point era but even he was self aware enough about how much she’d rip the shit out of him for it that he never said anything, and 3) for me, otto’s post bloodline future involves him trying to immediately throw himself back into glove, realising it isn’t what he wants, and then taking a very long break to go to uni and eventually becoming a teacher or a professor. with the occasional heist for old times sake

one character i love seeing them interact with

SHELBY TRINITY. say it with me: shelby/otto nation. if shelby/otto have 1000 fans i am one of them. if they have 10 fans i am one of them. etc etc. even just platonically i love their rivalry and the way they bring out the best AND worst of each other and just how much they genuinely love and care about each other. one of my favourite scenes is in deadlock when shelby literally runs over to him and basically flings herself into his arms. i do ship them in a “i think they maybe had a very brief teenage fling that was horrific for everyone involved/both had a crush on each other at the same time but mutually decided not to pursue it” way but outside of that i genuinely adore their friendship

one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more

this is kind of niche but i really love the scene at the end of rogue where nero sits at otto’s bedside and apologises to him and i always wish we had more of that…idk, tenderness between them? i think it’s obvious that otto genuinely respects nero a Lot and while we do get quite a few scenes of them together in canon i have always felt robbed of my graduation/epilogue scene with the two of them together. nero really turned otto into the man he is and i just wish we saw more of them together

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character

kind of talked about this before with the otto/shelby stuff but here’s another one: i ardently believe that otto is the messiest person alive (because he spent so much time running off doing his own thing at st seb’s) and that it drove wing INSANE to point where one of their only real arguments was in first year when otto lost it over the snoring and wing lost it over the literal mountain of assignments on his desk. they didn’t speak for a full day and then the next morning they both woke up and apologised at the exact same tjme. shelby likes to take the piss by using it as her “horror story” whenever they all watch a scary movie together lmaoo

[pushingdandelions]

shit about clairaudience #1

barely hear the spirits and deities, but everybody in the physical plane is way too fucking loud.

[zarovich]

it would be nice to be able to get out of this house before i end up killing myself

[harrycherryhigh]

Kinda sad ✌🏼

[jackinese]

Warframe Journal 05 - Lots of Personal Stuff DLDR

Good God, my company asked me to help out with a project last minute, and that literally ate up my entire weekend! I was supposed to be farming for all the arcanes I needed, since this is the last weekend of Scarlet Spear. But I didn't manage to get all of it before the weekend ended... it's Monday morning now, and I really do not look forward to work right now, because of my resting time that they took from me. I am very tempted to call in sick just so I can play my video games in peace, but I probably won't in the end.

I'm going to sound like a spoiled brat right now. The company pays for overtime, but the problem isn't about money. It's about letting me rest on my weekend. Sometimes I wish they left me alone, and ask someone else from my department to do it instead. It's really poor timing that they chose the last weekend of Scarlet Spear to ask for my bloody help...

Anyway, I also leveled up more weapons. The ferrox was super fun to play, but it can get stuck in corners so you couldn't retrieve it back immediately, and it seems to lose its strength towards higher levels (e.g. Level 60). I also bought the Zundi pistol skin impulsively because it looked so cool, hehe.

My ex helped me out a lot for Scarlet Spear today, but I lost my temper again because of a misunderstanding. It made me feel like I was pretty toxic as a girlfriend to him, and it was a lot more for his benefit that we broke up.

Oooo boi, this journal seems to have a lot about my outside life! Your girl Jacki is just being depressed today, hopefully things work out in the next two days before Scarlet Spear ends.

[oflgtfol]

i keep fucking falling asleep without meaning to and then waking up at THREE AM ‼️‼️