#FUCK YOU ALEXA
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My grandparents nasty ass Alexa show sitting in the corner like I can do that after I just said hey Siri play Sabrina Carpenter
#I use Apple Music fuck you amazon#fuck you amazon Alexa#fuck you alexa#my post#music#good music#apple music
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I’m just saying but look how cocky and smirky and like “how did you know about that my beautiful boy?” Armand’s expression is when Daniel brings up the fire… (the only time we’ve ever really seen him actively trying to read Daniel’s mind was the seventies clips where he’s leaned forward like this)
And then it triggers a memory of Armand in the 70s in Daniel and LOOK how Armands face changed from cocky and curious to “oh my god he remembers me”
And then how he has to tear his eyes away from Daniel cause he remembers that Louis is there and I don’t think Louis remembers the fire by the way in that moment he says “the fire?” Like he doesn’t know what Daniel is talking about.. but like LOOK how Armand even as his head is turning toward Louis his eyes are GLUED to Daniel until the last possible second
I think Armand thought Daniel would never remember him cause he didn’t think Daniel loved him in the past. He thought he was addicted to his blood- but now he’s like, “oh shit?”
Y’all the MICRO EXPRESSIONS… THE ACTOR ASSAD ZAMAN IS HOLY FUCK.
#devils minion#iwtv spoilers#also the way Louis is looking at Armand like what the FUCk did you do that I can’t remember what Daniel is talking about#poor Daniel is like what the fuck is happening rn#Alexa play rolling in the deep
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Soft, unbothered Taeminnie before the world ends ❤️
bonus:
#hello I can finally make basic but good quality gifs!!!!#i'm ignoring everything i should actually be doing and giffing taeminnie yeyyy#anyway look at him giving zero fucks <3 that's how i wanna be#also#alexa!!!!! what would i do without you!!!!#thanks for all the tips 🤧#ok yeah that's it go back to looking at him#taemin
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a Mishima electric thunder zapped me and boom this KazuJun art just happened I guess.
It's still my dream to play Tekken 8 💀😭 (I'M GETTING THAT PS5)
Does this count as Drawtober? Yes it does.
#Jun : Alexa play 'I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) by Taylor Swift#Drawing other things aside from CoD to prevent me from burning out#I guess BLOPS6 is right around the corner but yea you know what I mean#I've been finding my way into Tekken again lately#and my kazujun heart just went BADUMP#that tekken 8 ending is cooking something about these two FUCKING FINALLY#grrrrrr barking for them#sleepyconfusedpotato art#tekken#tekken 8#kazuya mishima#jun kazama#kazuya x jun#jun x kazuya#kazujun#kazuya mishima x jun kazama#kazjun#kazjun week#kazujun week
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wei wuxian greeting wen ning with “what are you wearing? stand up straight.” is so funny. literally being confronted with your shambling undead painful beloved regrets from 16 years ago wrapped in cursed chains and saying “excuse me young man i did not raise you from the dead to go out looking like that”
#the untamed#cql#mdzs#Alexa send post#followed shortly by “wen qing was right. you are a blade. a precious one”. fucking bury me i shan’t survive this
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so apparently.
if you google lyrics now it just gives you a fucking. ai analysis of the lyrics
thanks for fucking nothing, i was LOOKING FOR THE FUCKING SONG ITS FROM, NOT A ROBOT'S OPINION OF THE SYMBOLISM
#did not realize how dire its gotten#search engines are shit now welcome to the future#i tried to go back to the online captioning job i've done before#and the tried and true method USED to be 'google as many of the lyrics that you can hear to find out the rest'#but NOPE fucking alexa got her fucking english degree and is DYING to show it off i guess
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#girlblogger#girlblogging#girl interrupted syndrome#girlboss#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#lana del rey#female manipulator#girl interrupted#alana champion#lily rose depp#paris hilton#lindsay lohan#girlblogger 2008#early 2000s#2000s#2008 kim k#did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd#anna khachiyan#no kung fu#kafkaesque#kirsten dunst#lover#norman fucking rockwell#dasha nekrasova#new york#super model#virgin mary#alexa chung#miss dior#valley of the dolls
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#dahlia hawthorne#ace attorney#phoenix wright#dahlia x phoenix#alexa play dark red by steve lacy#my art#since i dont want to make a dedicated post let me use my notes to vent about how much i love dahlia conceptually and how much i wish AA +#writers weren't sexist#dahlia was given the shittiest set of cards when she was a kid and she was a victim of grooming by that terry loser#she is CONSTANTLY objectified and sexualised and i think her design as a skinny young looking individual makes it even more distasteful#but i think it works if the writers could have done something with that#what i love about dahlia and phoenix's relationship is the contrast - phoenix needs to see people as innocent before jumping to help them v#dahlia who has if you think about it is innocent to a degree given how fucked up her childhood was#dahlia could have been a great case study into compassion for phoenix as she has hurt him directly but in his role as a lawyer he has to se#past certain flaws so justice can be served#and it can PUSH his understanding of what is “guilty”#yes dahlia killed people but also i choose to believe her worldview was severely warped by her enviornment and she's a product of it#or if they wanted to make her a villain and stick with it i think as a rival ro phoenix she should have been a cautionary tale#of what happens when you never learn to move beyond the shitty hand youve been dealt with and live non judgementally#anyways ^_^
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sorry, i can't hear you over our massive continuing success? and part two next week furthering that success?
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the old man
#joel miller#the last of us#tlou#joel miller game#ladies and gentlemen ✨ he ✨#alexa play beautiful boy#joel miller icons#reblog if you use them#don’t repost#don’t fucking steal them either#you ass
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#alexa play fix you#im not crying you are#sobbing#bawling my eyes out#is this a fucking joke?#im just gonna use that pharse a ton now#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tedbecca#ted x rebecca#rebecca x ted#hannah waddingham#jason sudeikis#love#gif#gifs#gifset#3x12
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I support whatever the hell team PE has going on like yess girlsss make an entire civilization literally underneath you and your teamate's feet so that you can forcefully get your teamate to reveal to you his sick and twisted secret yesss girlss !!! Instead of confronting him normally like a normal person 🤩🤩🤩 !!
#“I want you to be happy. I want us to be happy” SO HEY. ECOREIDOR YOU CANT JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT#HEY#bee rambles#“we might be the most messed up relationship on the server in terms of team but that's what keep us different. — and honestly i think that'#how i like it“#oh. ohkay#okay pentar#shout out to team pe for dropping the most gut wrenching lines im ever heyyy !! what the fuck is wrong with you guys#im normal im fine also i have a fun ecor analysis post soon so 👀#lifesteal spoilers#oh yeah coming out as a team pe fan i was there looking at the few analysis posts on tumblr after the 1st video ☝️#alexa... start playig tongues and teeth by the crane wives#they're soooo tongues and teeth in some part and way#pentar#ecorridor
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#house of villains#house of villains 2#tiffany pollard#*#jessie taking away my dream of wes and new york in the finale together#nah you know what i'm glad he got twist fucked out of big brother twice alexa play the vid of kevin at jessie's bb11 funeral#i really wanted wes to get tanisha'd by new york in f2 💁🏿♀️
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Okay but Mike knowing that Will liked him past tense is the juiciest option I feel like. Like knowing that he liked him at the time of the painting. And the heartbreaking story of if he knew exactly what Will was doing (but also knew that there was no way of telling Will that he knew and that he didn't mean it etc. and no reason to anyways because he wouldn't be able to go back on it).
And reworking the playlists, it supports this.
These two songs in particular stood out to me
And it ends repeated to himself like a mantra.
He wanted Will to make a move. And he watched as he decided he wouldn't.
And then that comes back around to the idea of "if he had feelings for me but pushed me away that's still a rejection, he still didn't want me" and all the different options are just oh so juicy.
Whether he knows about the painting itself or not, I think now that he got from the delivery what he needed to know. Even if they were verbatim El's words, Will was invested in them and that tells Mike something.
He knew. And when the next thing happened, he understood it
He just begged it not to be true.
Sometimes the most heartbreaking Mike is the one who knows exactly what he lost. The one who knew exactly what he was doing.
#alexa play stick season by noah kahan#as you promised me that i was more than all the miles combined you must have had yourself a change of heart like halfway through the drive#mike knows#mike's bassment beats#stranger things#byler#the fun thing is i went too far in this playlist but i didn't get spoiled i just got very confused#will let you know in 2025 when i find out what shake your molecules means#the song itself is just like a nerdy ass way to say dance i think#shake dat ass but molecules is my basic understanding but like in the context of the show no fucking clue#also the songs keep getting more obscure and not popping up on genius or anywhere#heartbroken mike
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JUST LOOK HOW WORRIED MY BABYGIRL IS WTH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#*carly catalogs#the rookie#the rookie s6#lucy chen#chenford#i can physically feel my heart being squeezed together in my chest GOD!!!!!!!!#WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO HER???????????#IS IT 'PICK ON LUCY' SEASON????????????????????????????#BECAUSE MY GIRL CAN'T CATCH THE SLIGHTEST OF BREAKS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#the whole first part of s6 she was railroaded by the department....#and now she's going through this emotional hell of tim breaking up with her......#even though she was still sticking by his side and never was going to leave.....#and she's still sticking by his side even now.....#OH MY GOD 'ALEXA PLAY I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU COVERED BY TAYLOR SWIFT'
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So still nobody’s seen these “scripts” yet? Did they even exist?
#Colman baby stop defending that man at ever turn its get embarrassing for you#euphoria#euphoria season 3#euphoria series#fuck Sam levinson#zendaya#jacob elordi#maude apatow#sydney sweeney#alexa demie#hunter schafer#lexi howard#fezco#cassie howard#nate jacobs#maddy perez#rue bennett#jules vaughn#colman domingo#sam levinson
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