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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

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vector and his cringefail little brothers

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i love a man with a mouse-like demeanor

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Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

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maintaining perfection

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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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Boy do you mourn because not even going back will mean you get to wake up here again?

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OLIMAR: today i discovered a new species. i've named it the Smimbletoothed Frondler, for the leafy appendages it uses to snatch up pikmin. it's scary, but I can't help but be fascinated by this planet's strange ecology

OLIMAR'S BOSS: the yakuza are comibg to break my kneecaps

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I made this because I have no self control. Enjoy!

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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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it's official! your friendly neighborhood grave robber is officially back in business! i do art streams as well as gaming! come check me out!

i will be doing an art collab stream tomorrow with some friends of mine! we'll be doing some fun drawing games and maybe even some challenges!

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people have lost sight of what "reclaiming" means I fear. calling someone else a slur in a way that translates to "I think you're stupid/a bad person/whatever" is not reclaiming that slur. using a term in the same way it has been historically used (i.e. to put people down, to reify a particular power dynamic, etc) is not "reclaiming". I don't care if you're part of the same group. you're just being an asshole

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i think its true that you can use dude, bro, queen, babe- literally any nickname in a gender neutral way, and its also true that if somebody tells you to cut that out because they dont like it then you stop. and i think if you go on to insist 'im not misgendering you i mean it in a gender neutral way' then you get the glock. simples!

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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

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I am going to start grabbing trans people by the shoulders, shaking them, and screaming in their faces, “SOMETIMES OTHER TRANS PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCES IS NOT ABOUT YOU AND THAT’S OKAY”