#FUCK THIS I’M DOING IT AGAIN
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🇺🇸💛WHY ARE MY EMOJIS SAYING I LOVE AMERICA. WHAT THE FUCK. I CHECKED MY FIRST FIVE EMOJIS 28 TIMES EARLIER AND IT WAS ALSO SAYING I LOVE AMERICA
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
#FUCK THIS I’M DOING IT AGAIN#🇺🇸😻WHAT THE FUCK#WHY IS MY FIRST EMOJI ALWAYS AMERICA#🇺🇸🤗STOP#🇺🇸😔FINALLY. SOMETHING I CAN AGREE WITH#🇺🇸🧐hmmmm#🇺🇸😁NO STOP#🇺🇸👩❤️💋👩YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#LESBIANS!!!!!!#🇺🇸😳WHY IS IT ALWAYS AMERICA#🇺🇸🥲ME RN#🇺🇸🫀HUHHHH#🇺🇸❤️🩹healthcare is rather expensive#🇺🇸❣️STOPPP#🇺🇸❤️🔥WHAT#🇺🇸😆DON’T LAUGH AT ME BITCH MY GENDER IS NOT AMERICA#🇺🇸💓AAAAAAA#🇺🇸💖IS THIS BC I DID A COUNTRY ACCENT A BIT AGO#🇺🇸💘IS THIS MY PUNISHMENT#🇺🇸👓I DON’T EVEN WEAR GLASSES. ARE YOU CALLING ME AN AMERICAN NERD?? I MEAN. I AM. BUT STILL#🇺🇸💛EVERYONE ELSE GETS ALL THESE COOL GENDERS#🇺🇸😻YOU KNOW WHAT I GET??? AMERICA. PATRIOT GENDER. THESE GENDERS ARE FUCKING REPEATING#🇺🇸🤗ARE THEY JUST GONNA REPEAT???#🇺🇸🤍WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD GENDERS#🇺🇸💌FUCKING STOP#🇺🇸🧐WHY IS IT THAT EVERY POST I SEE ABOUT EMOJIS THEY ALWAYS FUCK ME OVER#🇺🇸💞STOP NOW#🇺🇸😔AAAHHHHGGGGG#🇺🇸😁YO SOY LOCO UN POCO#🇺🇸👩❤️💋👩AT LEAST THERE’S LESBIANS
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Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve
#I’m sorry for the WORST possible quality pictures and sketches#but they’re fr all I can think about#wisdom saga is where I live now#epic athena#epic telemachus#epic the wisdom saga#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#sorry to do meta in the tags bug#I think the idea that telemachus’s friendship might have turned Athena into the person she got upset with Odysseus for being#would be delicious#also if you see any inconsistencies in character design or clothes no you didn’t#can’t wait to be able to digital again holy fuck
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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.
i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.
#dragon age#yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific#ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him#again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what#fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing#for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.#11/26 in a hater mood so i’m turning rbs back on lol. go forth & be petty
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i really do think there’s a huge disconnect on here w/ people who have never used tiktok as to what it actually is and who actually uses it. the number of people i’ve seen call it a “teen dancing app” is actually insane. it has not been a teen dancing app since i was in high school, around 2016 - 2020. the main communities i saw on a daily basis were 1) black history/anti-racism educators, 2) high school & college teachers sharing in-classroom strategies and frustrations with the education system, 3) local/state political leaders giving real-time updates on behind-the-scenes government decisions, & 4) community activism & leadership. like tiktok is an adult platform. almost every person i interacted with was my age or older. and yes it completely depends on your fyp and how you interact with the app, yes there’s still teenagers and dance videos and literally anything else you can think of. but these communities of adults aren’t insubstantial at all, they have literally millions of interactions on a daily basis. there’s about a million other types of communities that i could name just off the top of my head, because the range of users was SO diverse and thriving. it’s a long-distance community tool, just like any other social media—and honestly much better than any other social media, because it relies primarily on the kindness of strangers. i saw at least 5-10 videos today of queer people in rural areas panicking because they don’t have any access to queer community on any other platform or in real life. and before i end this i do want to say i think tiktok is coming back, i think this is a highly orchestrated political move, etc., but i do know it won’t ever be exactly the same. people are panicking about free speech violations because tiktok was a place where people fucking SPEAK. i have never seen mass mobilization and communication in this same way for as long as i’ve been alive. it is the people’s app, not just a silly teenage thing. if you’re not on tiktok and never have been, please stop talking about it like you know anything at all😭
#idec if i look stupid for these posts i am fucking Mad#it’s not about doomscrolling. be so fr. i’ve had a time limit on for years and i’ve done perfectly fine#people’s jobs were on this app. small businesses were on this app. fucking CULTURE was on this app#project willow? bisan in gaza? like this is the most interconnected and fast-moving source of news we have#literally straight from the ground. from the places where it’s happening#i know i can still read news. that’s not the problem.#the problem is that i have nowhere else to see the videos from my minnesota legislator who’s been giving daily updates on the republican#coup in the house of representatives. like. do you see the problem.#not to mention half the news sites are paywalled anyway.#and i saw someone say that this forces us to foster irl community which is true again. but you can still have irl community at the same time#as long-distance virtual community????#my best friends are long distance. if all social media went dark i could never talk to them again.#like we are in the fucking 21st century. we should be able to have both.#anyway. sorry for all the ranting lately except i’m really not because i am fucking PISSED#i’ll be on rednote and youtube for a while except neither of them are really the same.#genuinely nothing was like tiktok fr. i miss it already#tiktok#tiktok ban
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Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.
#the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass#IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME-#anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while#also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill.#I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski#just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life#I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine.
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.
“You’re not Constantine.” .
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck#They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral#Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol#Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions#Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating#Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine#He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich#Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em#Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go#Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style#”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao#danny fenton#john constantine
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Oh but when it comes to merch, in general, it’s something pretty difficult for me to pull off. I am not playin with y’all when I say I have NO MONEY lol.
It’s tricky with time management as well cuz I’m an officer for like 2 clubs, a member in 2 other clubs, in grad school, working 1 job, and needing to get another. PLUS drawing fanart.
Making merch looks really fun and I had a really great time with the “Let’s Dance” standees. But it’s tricky for me to make that sort of thing happen.
I really like getting merch from fellow fans so it’s definitely in my interest to do a project too. 🥰
#I have a really busy schedule#but if I’m like not signed up for a bunch of things to do#I’ll rot#so I have to be very involved#plus it’s fun and I’m a disciple of Beyonce anyway so whatevs#I know people may be worried bout burnout#I feel that#but most of this things are fun things I do#and cater to my interests~#and then there’s fucking work#which I find so abhorrent I can barely get myself to do lol#which is why I have no money!~#maybe I should be more mysterious with yall#but then again i don’t really give a fuck the worlds on fire#literally
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When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭
#lamine yamal#sure someone’s already shared this but help 💀#just rest him for the game man let him do his homework 😭#euro 2024#spain nt#I’ve actually looked more into this and it is a real law albeit unlikely to be enforced and €30k is a pittance in international football#just funny that if he plays it IS technically against German child Labour laws#but then again so was his debut for Barcelona’s 1st team when he was 15 so ! carries.#<- not to be misconstrued as being a hater I’m being tongue in cheek#wish all the best to him he’s a great young talent etc etc but yeah. Barcelona and Spain’s track record wirh teenage players does irk me#a little. hope we see some global restriction on professional minutes for minors but that’ll never happen 🤷♀️#it all feels great doing stuff young for your age when you’re 16 but then you turn around a few years down the line and realised it was#fucked up and you missed up on so much social development#praga
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Maybe exy is a little boring to him — but andrew doesn’t just not care about exy, neil notes in the beginning of tfc that he seems to outright resent it. boredom doesn’t bring about resentment. but do you know what does? the idea that a sport you barely give a shit about is the only reason anyone gives a shit about you
#this is so messy but I’m having so many andrew thoughts#like imagine your entire life no one seems to really care for you all that much#and then they find out you’re like. really fucking good at a sport and suddenly you’re wanted#but they don’t want YOU — that much is clear#they’d throw your ass out the moment you refuse to pick up a raquet ever again#they don’t care about YOU — they care about how many goals you can block#shit I’d be bitter too#(for the record I do think people care about andrew ie nicky wymack betsy etc but from andrew’s pov… baby has abandonment issues)#andrew minyard#aftg#all for the game#tfc
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dorym shower thought of when all of this is over (and if they both survive and are well) that when and if orym shows dorian or takes dorian to will’s grave/tribute that afterwards orym goes out there one morning to find dorian talking to will’s grave about his feelings for orym and being like “LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??”. and then orym starting to cry because he feels the trees(will) laughing along with dorian as he talks about being in love with the same man.
idk it tickles my brain a bit.
#critical role#dorym#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#campaign 3#c3#bells hells#dorian x orym#cmon this is something dorian would totally fucking do#or he would go to try and get advice omg stop#i’m going to explode#orymdorianwill is my favorite imaginary thing#they would be unstoppable#cuties so in love with each other. all of it to go around.#orym crushed between his two big men once again jesus christ#wishing that was me fr
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Guy who thinks his love language is gift giving, but in reality he feels obligated to give people lots of stuff in order to make them stay
#krillerfiller#olimar#captain olimar#nintendo#nintendo fanart#nintendo fandom#olimar pikmin#pikmin olimar#Pikmin#pikmin fandom#pikmin fanart#pikmin art#I hate how stupidly relatable Captain Olimar is. Like dawg I can’t make fun of you now when I literally do the exact same thing UGH.#HORRID!!!!!#not to get overly personal but at least I’M AWARE OF ITT#Olimar would rather fist fight a bulbear while having a concussion instead of acknowledging that he might have a problem#always believing he has some sort of quota to fill LIKE GIRL THIS ISNT UR JOB CLOCK OFF!!!!#or maybe I’ve been projecting this entire time :3 teehee#and that’s not even talking about his bits of arrogance#I’ll laugh at him and say ‘LMAOOO WHY DOES HE SAY THAT!!! LOSERRR ALERT’#and then realize I sometimes think the same way and genuinely be surprised about it#GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY CAN HE CRASH AGAIN#who’s gonna crash out first. his ship or Olimar himself.
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The urge to kidnap her & rape her in the woods. Chained against a tree & split open on my cock. The screams in pain drowning out all the pathetic cries for help. Carving our initials inside of a heart on, “our” tree afterwards so everyone knows what a sweet couple we are.🔪
#You can’t escape me I’ll always find you. Lil mouse. You better get ready for me to ravage your body. For me to make you mine and to own e#to explore every square inch#inside and out#of you#to fill you up and hold you down#and not let you go until I am done with you - until you are completely mine.#Grabs that throat show me how munch ve ruin you run but you know I’ll catch you and when I do I’ll fuck you I’ll ruin you I’ll claim#you however I want I can already smell you I’m going to fucking ruin you growls.#once I get my hands on you I'm going to fucking ruin you. You'll never look at another man again once you feel my cock#cnc brat#desperate slvt#cnc daddy#daddy's good girl#bd/sm daddy#edging and denial#edging kink#cnc knife play#brat taming#bratty#bimbo training#bimbo doll#bimboification#needy slvt#slvt training#stupid slvt#cvnt#dumb cvnt#cvm wh0re#daddy’s wh0re#dumb wh0re
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reference by photo.destruction
#i’m at it again folks#i’m a sucker for toxic codependency#probably my favorite relationship / interaction in NtN#they’re so fucked up in so many ways#i hope they die horribly#but in a good way#tridentarii#coronabeth tridentarius#ianthe tridentarius#fanart#noctiliart#the locked tomb#thanks whoever started the latest twitter discourse for reminding me to do this
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ANDREW GARFIELD and AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG
in the "Chicken Shop Date".
(source)
#andrew garfield#yes he wants#really wants#dude to have andrew garfield tell you he would’ve dated you irl#i’m not able to say what i would do#but for sure I know what I would do#amelia dimoldenberg#the tension#is real#i am deceased#fuck 🫠#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#he is so hot#he knows#he is not innocent#we won again#it's happening#chicken shop date#appearances#we live in time#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#released#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#press tour#video#tasm peter parker#sincericida
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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misha collins you have to stop recanonizing destiel every couple months it is not good for my mental health (please keep doing it)
#spn#supernatural#castiel#destiel#dean winchester#misha collins#misha fucking collins#with the destiel shit again#i cant do this#my heart cant take it#i’m gonna cry#and throw up
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