#FUCK HEAVEN

[legendsoffandoms]

Also realizing a sign from my life before discovering my alterhuman identity

I’m a fallen angel, and something I talked about a shocking amount was how much i didn’t care about getting into heaven. How much I actually wanted to go to hell. I never liked the idea of going to heaven, and I wanted to go to hell instead.

Which makes a whole lot of sense now. The reason I never liked the idea of going to heaven was cause I don’t want to go back, I don’t want to go back to the place that threw me out and ripped my wings. The reason I liked the idea of going to hell was cause I wanted to go back to the place where I was accepted and lived.

This makes so much sense holy shit

[az4ael]

pov: hiding from your best friend/lover/sworn enemy that youve known for 6000 years bc his former workplace are all bitches:

[mrbango]

No nightingales..

[song is called November by sparkbird]

[ole-queer-mess]

no people, no

that's exactly the opposite of what we gotta do

[swagvo1d]

i want to share an orange with you, lovingly, tenderly

[twilights-stuff]

Canon Logan, chilling in heaven, watching as Deadpool not only desecrated his grave, but also fucked an alternate version of himself inside a shitty Honda Odyssey, dated the said alternate version of himself and subsequently adopted his daughter:

[philzasjuicyass]

HOLY SHIT.

[minionsuncle]

Blarmy!

[weaselmcdiesel]

Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

[peanutseagle]

guys i think they might be dating

[scifiisforgirlsgaystheys]

z”l Carrie Fisher you would’ve loved sticking it to the man during the actors’ strike

[greelin]

“actually the term you’re looking for is pansexual” actually i’m dying right now. i am dying right now before your very eyes and those are the last words i had to read before my soul vacates this plane of existence forever. Are you proud of yourself

[muzsmoux]

Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.

[suntails]

toot toot!

[tringstarruuu]

Tonight I need your sweet caress hold me in the darknessssss

[oneheadtoanother]

Hang up your boots everybody, we have a new king of punk