#FUCK ELON MUSK I HATE YOU

[secondvarian]

hello fellow people, I'm going to post a looot of stuff in my first language from now on (brazilian portuguese) so, yeah okay! love you, guys! don't forget to smile!!

[thephoxborohottubs]

weird animals

[jcryptid]

A PSA from my D&D Characters in light of the recent election.

I don't live in America, but like so many others we are feeling the ramifications of what happened and how much the right's hate has emboldened facsism and hate across the world.

I can't do much alone and I don't intend to, but hopefully myself and my art can help you find just a bit of hope. Enough, at least, to take care of yourselves and eachother, and enough to find the strength to keep fighting for a brighter future.

Please remember that in a system that wants you gone, caring for yourself and eachother is a form of rebellion they will never be able to take away from us.

We will survive this.

[destielmemenews]

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[princessbutler1316]

[a-for-alice]

Elon has made it impossible to tweet

See this? This is me, in my situation, a completed prophecy foretold by Apollo that one day, Elon would make TWEETING impossible without Twitter Blue. Seedless to nay, his website fucking sucks.

[thebonesofhoudini]

[tinyron]

Little kid me: i love space exploration and astronauts

Adult me: please stop trying to build things on the moon

[buttercupdemise]

FINE i made a bluesky

[ficklesprite]

YET AGAIN I AM BEING PLAGUED BY THE TESLA CYBER TRUCK.

This time was somehow so much freakier than last time I saw one.

I was peacefully driving through town at night as one does, when it happened. I approached an intersection expecting the usual nighttime drivers of the token prius or Ford fiesta, but what I got was so much worse.

Sitting at that fateful intersection was the most horrifying alien looking beast of a "truck" that has ever existed. I let out an audible scream at the sight of it, because I was sure that this was the end-- that elon had finally come for me.

I tried to desperately escape the foul thing by turning to evade it on another street, but much to my dismay, the horrid creature followed after me- led light bar ablaze and low-poly form lumbering after me.

The 5 minutes that it was behind me were some of the most terrifying of my life.

I cannot describe the abject horror of having this creature behind me. Every time it got even a bit to close, I was sure it would be the end of me.

Needless to say, these lithium bomb freak mobiles should not be let out at night.

For reference, this is what it looked like:

(Image gleefully stolen off of Google images)

[sherlock-is-ace]

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[gingerswagfreckles]

[yapzyapz]

Tbh I just tag every post with shit I like who will stop me GOD? think again…

Will tumblr kill me for that though this is like gay twitter to me #fuckelon

[orionpolanosnox]

How to ruin your day

open Twitter to use it for like the first time ever

try go get TeamYouTube to help you with your comment problem

for you page full of musk and cryptocurrency stans

try to block as many of them as possible

see this:

weep for humanity

accept it's a lost cause and would only drive you mad if you kept going

close fucking twitter

[yyuuraii]

my instagram got hacked!!!!! man!!!! trying to get it back rn but just know i would fucking never 💀💀💀

[melanindarling]

Tumblr PREMIUM?!?! These cheap ass corporate suit dummies who be in those skyscrapers and cubicles are ruining every fuckin social media app with the stupidest upgrades and then suggesting you pay for it. Eat shit