#FREAKING LOSER

[greenfrogartist]

WRECK YOU SHOULD POST A CHARACTER ANALYSIS HERE ALREADY CAUSE YOU GET IT YOU SO SO GET IT DARN IT YOU GET IT I CAN LISTEN TO YOU BABBLE ABOUT THOSE TWO FOR HOURS, NO FOR DAYS AND MONTHS ACTUALLY CAUSE IMMOVABLE OBJECT VS UNSTOPPABLE OBJECT IS LITERALLY THEIR WHOLE DYNAMIC AND THE ANSWER TO WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY MET IS A FREAKING BREAK DOWN ON BOTH SIDES AND ITS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL

(Also do you think the reason arajin moved had something to do with his absent father?? Cause for whatever reason, whenever he thinks of getting married to mahora, he keeps thinking of taking her name, and becoming arajin Jin, rather than her taking his as per tradition?? And he does it so smoothly I barely noticed how weird it was the first time, cause what?? Either he hates his father’s family name for ✨reasons✨ or he wants to be as different as he could possibly be from himself or maybe a mix of the two and wow isn’t that messed up? But then again what do you expect from the guy who decided to wear glasses out of no where to have a new image of himself only to stop when he met mata cause it’s no use if someone knows already, as the lie can fall apart. Anyway I hate how I almost didn’t question this cause why are you so smooth and subtle with the idea of changing yourself why are you like this what is your story what is it that lies behind your layers and wHY WONT YOU LET ME SEE ALREADY DARN IT)

HEY SO GUESS WHAT I NOTICED LATELY AND KEPT THINKING ABOUT AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU

Mata and arajin both kinda achieved what they wanted to some part?

OK LEMME EXPLAIN : mata wanted to be stronger (why? To never be left behind again) and he did just that

Arajin wanted to be braver I think (why? To never leave behind a friend ever again)

And guess what

Come on guess it

THEY BOTH DID DO JUST THAT, BUT ONE FOCUSED MORE ON THE GOAL RATHER THAN THE WHY (Mata, with his delusional belief that getting stronger will solve everything) AND THE OTHER FOCUSED ON THE WHY MORE THAN THE GOAL (arajin, with him simply deciding that you can't leave behind a friend if you don't have any, he truly is the smartest idiot out there)

Mata is now much much stronger, maybe not the strongest but still, and arajin is much much more brave, maybe not the bravest but still much braver, especially when you see how they used to be and how they are rn

LIKE COME ON. COME ON. LIKE, ANOTHER LAYER TO THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND I KNOW IT'S A SIMPLE ONE TO NOTICE BUT I DIDN'T UNTIL TOO LATE AND GOD, THEY BOTH WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED TILL THE GOAL AND THE WHY BOTH GET ANSWERED, AND THAT WONT HAPPEN TILL BOTH DROP THEIR DELUSIONS AND WAIT IS THIS A LAYER OF NEVER FEELING LIKE YOU'VE DONE BEFORE IM SEEING??

(sorry for rambling, it just been circulating my mind for the past three days and my god I need that 2 hours analysis video asap)

OKAY! Finally had some time to give this my full attention, took me a minute. Hope the wait wasn’t too long. (Also trust I’ll get to your comment back but I try to reply to everything which means I need time to sit it down and Do That but I’ve been busy as shit UGHHH)

BUT RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE ADDED LAYERS OF THIS DYNAMIC IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I’m so glad you mentioned this because I didn’t quite notice it as an added bit of their dynamic, but they both, as the should go, got a little bit of what they’ve wanted!!!! Which is really charming that they both kinda stay stubborn in their ways, regressing or simply doubling down respectively, and then actually both grow a little bit by the end! While obviously they should progress (or land somewhere other than where they’ve started until that’s another point/purpose), it’s just a charming detail they did get something, by actually dropping the delusion/confronting a bit of who they are and what things are actually like in reality.

They make me so ill, I think. I love my little bad coping mechanism mfs. They rlly thought if they just just dug their heels in, stubborn as shit, double down again and again, it’d just work out. Like no. Dumbass. I love them, though. They match each other’s narratively, but they haven’t caught got to the actual bestie / seeing each other completely yet. (SOBBING ABOUT IT ARAJIN LET DOWN UR MASK PLEASE—) (THERE IS MORE TO YOU I KNOW IT)

Also it will never not be funny to me Arajin rlly went giving “I’ve ever met this man before in my life”/“we’re not friends -_-” energy and Mata is just: “no we’re best friends :) best friends forever :) I’m simply ignoring what you said, you’re just a silly little jokester we’re the best friends in the entire planet trust me! We never stopped being friends! We’re super duper close! Fav guy in the whole world!!”

I love my pair of unreliable ass mfs, never trust them to take control of narration, you’re gonna be lied too.

Look at them. Unreliable ass mfs. I love them so much. They’re so precious to me. Unstoppable force vs unmovable object ass dynamic. Mutually not seeing each other ass dynamic. Denial buddies. Driven by fear ass mfs. “What if I just doubled down” like that’ll do anything. Idiots. I love them so much oh my god.

ALSO PLEASE SHARE RAMBLES AND IDEAS AND ALL THAT JAZZ! I love yapping about stuff like this! I’m just sluggish at replying back cause I’m gonna be busy as shit for a couple monthssssss.

[swampythesweetsketch]

Cole is not autistic because he kept eye contact long enough to get hypnotized.

[valtsv]

ah yeah!!! hanging with the freaks, losers, people with multiple sexual misconduct allegations, the sex pests, the maniupulators who hide behind progressive ideology,

where's the "that's a totally different sentence" tweet

[uhohdad]

Loser!König tracks your cycle to cater to your needs, convinced it will help you see him as the perfect lover. He’s extra attentive during the emotionally tolling week leading up to your period. Listening intently to your venting, forcing his harsh voice to a soothing tone, taking arduous chores from your plate. You think it’s just a coincidence that he always seems to know when you’re craving your favorite meal, could use a sweet treat, or need your comfort movie queued up across from an inviting, dryer-warmed blanket. You’ve also yet to question why you haven’t run out of supplies even though you haven’t bought tampons or pads in months.

Loser!König rams up the physical touch when you’re nearing ovulation. Standing a little too close, making you crane up at him, wearing clothes that emphasize his domineering figure. He wants to demonstrate how big and strong he is, how worthy he is of the title of your protector, your lover, the owner of your needy cunt. He’ll linger his hardened hands on the small of your back when he passes you in the kitchen. Brush his fingers casually along your bicep when he asks you an innocent question. Press his thigh to yours while unwinding on the couch for the evening. He’s trying to take advantage of your elevated state by flustering you with his touch, but your pheromones backfire on him every time. You drive him crazy, you’re just begging for him to grab you by the hips and fuck you until you’re seeing stars, begging for him to mark you as his own with a finish deep in your cunt, begging for him to satisfy your instinctual urge to be bred.

˚☽˚.⋆ KÖNIG DRABBLE MASTERLIST ⋆.˚☾˚

dividers @saradika

[4-the-streets]

@ackalice

Maybe your grandma crafts will eventually pay off

No Pain, No Gain

[maybmila]

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[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wake up wintersberg nation

[angstflavoured]

what the actual fuck is goin on where people are making fiddleford be smooth and make moves on ford and bill. fiddleford? are we talking about the same fiddleford hardron mcgucket? you think hes grabbing ford by the face and leaning in and calling him darling? the same fiddleford who shakes like a wet dog every time someone looks at him a little too sternly? he is naauuuttt pulling bitches bro....

[yayll]

~ a little something about Dazai's impeccable detective skills... only when it comes to you ~

"Uh-huh... And you said you were meeting someone last night?" Dazai pretends to jot down this information, his brows slightly furrowed as he scribbles into the notepad he conjured up from his long tan coat just a few seconds ago.

"Yes, that's correct."

"Ah, I see.. Fascinating. And how was it?"

"How was what?"

"Your date." He says, smugly. His head tilts in mock innocence, and his smile stays plastered on his lips while he watches you practically choke on your own spit. Now he's really going to start writing details down...

"Oh, no, it wasn't like that. Nothing that official, heh." You fidget with your fingers, looking down, and suddenly your shoelaces are the most interesting thing you've ever seen. You didn't think questioning would last this long, you weren't even involved in the crime, but this eccentric detective before you says all witnesses are vital for the investigation and you're just doing your civil duty as a valued member of society!

And this drives Dazai insane... how ridiculous that you don't have a clear standing within the life of whomever you were seeing. It should be a crime, really! If you were his, no one would ever hear the end of it. He hums to himself, nodding as if in deep thought as he draws a heart around your name in his notepad, adding his own name right under yours. He clears his throat and looks back up at you, making sure his knees don't give out at the way you seem so bashful around him.

"I beg your pardon? Do I hear that a young and beautiful person has not been swept off their feet successfully?"

Just before you can answer, a young man with white hair and a peculiar asymmetrical haircut runs to Dazai's side. He peers at his notes, and nervously chimes in.

"Er, Dazai? Mister Kunikida wanted me to come find you, but I didn't think you'd actually be working- Why are there so many hearts drawn-"

Dazai immediately moves his hand over the young man's face and comically shoves it away from his notepad, still smiling at at you. He speaks through gritted teeth and a nervous chuckle.

"Not now, Atsushiiiii, I'm working~"

This causes Atsushi to grumble, his face deflating into an annoyed sigh as his gloved hand scratches the top of his head.

"But Dazai, this is kind of important, and I really don't want to have to be the one to tell Kunikida that you're slacking off again..."

Dazai instantly snaps his head to look at Atsushi, pointing at you with dramatic flair, his voice reaching a mocking pitch.

"Oh, but I'm not, young Atsushi! I've come out here on pure basic instinct... I'm conducting a very serious investigation, and so unfortunately Kunikida and the rest of the folks at the agency will just have to wait for my genius intellect to come up with a tantalizing resolve. Get Ranpo to help. 'Kay byeee!~"

Dazai grabs you by the arm and though the gesture is hasty, he's surprisingly very gentle as he drags you away from the white haired young man. You're now standing outside a cafe and Dazai takes out what looks like a business card, presenting it to you. He scans your slightly confused face, and thinks about what other precious faces you'd make for him if he stuck around you long enough like the hound dog he is. He wonders if you'd let him touch your arm again, maybe even your hand... maybe even your-

"Are you okay, Dazai?" You ask in slight concern. Oops! He's been nonverbal for too long. He shakes his head rapidly and lets out a soft chuckle.

"Never been better! Here, take this, it's my personal contact. I think I've got all the notes I need to finish my work, but I seem to be missing one last thing-"

He proceeds to lean in a little, his now softened hazelnut eyes looking into yours intently, and his voice becoming drastically more serious. There's a glint of sincerity, and an emotion you can't quite place, but it makes your blood pressure spike and your cheeks flush at the casual intimacy of it all.

"... A time and date so I can see you again, perhaps?"

You feel yourself feeling giddy, and slightly stammer as your response flows out of you coyly.

"Ooh well, maybe tomorrow in the evening? I'll be off of work then. We can um, get coffee here?" You nod your chin up at the cafe sign, and flash him a soft smile. A smile that will keep him happily satiated until tomorrow.

"Ah, then it's a date! An official one..." He winks at you, and pats the top of your head, the feeling is light and angelic. By the time you recover, he's gone. You get a last glimpse of the way the tail of his coat swishes as he sharply turns the corner of the street, and you stand there smiling like a giddy schoolgirl. What you don't know is he does the very same thing, thinking about how playing with the fire of his own destiny is worth ruining if he could cement himself into your heart. In his adoring eyes, you could do no wrong. That's his job.

[ajuunisu]

fucking loser

[cadriox]

Now kiss

[theworldisabrokenbonebutitishome]

- The Addams Family [insp.]

sign the petition

[lang-shih-na]

prosecutors suck because blood doesn't make them run into the woods on all fours to howl at the moon. lang continues to be the funniest man ever invented

[silent-wolf]

sometimes i forget the batkids are just a bunch of theatre kids which makes it funnier when u remember that gotham's entire justice system is run by a bunch of costumed role players

edit: wtf i didnt expect this to gain sm traction, but check out this post. pls dont let it flop

[suiigetsuu]

i despise this man(?)

[miguxadraws]

did this just so i dont sleep without drawing anything today

demon and nun au by @spitinsideme